Sarah Palin Blames Loss On George Bush

The governor of Alaska spent some time in her kitchen this weekend makin' moose chili and moose hot dogs. Then she sat down with a local reporter and blabbed out a series of words that were mostly English but made zero sense. We will miss her, sort of! She said that no Republican could have won this election, because George Bush has spent the last eight years figuratively standing on the balcony of the nightclub of the Republican brand and drunkenly pissing on the heads of people like Sarah Palin.

At least, that appears to be what she was attempting to imply. It is sort of hard to tell, given Palin's refusal to OH USE SUBJECTS AND OBJECTS AND VERBS:

I think the Republican ticket represented too much of the status quo, too much of what had gone on in these last eight years, that Americans were kind of shaking their heads like going, wait a minute, how did we run up a 10 trillion dollar debt in a Republican administration? How have there been blunders with war strategy under a Republican administration?If we're talking change, we want to get far away from what it was that the present administration represented and that is to a great degree what the Republican Party at the time had been representing.So people desiring change I think went as far from the administration that is presently seated as they could. It's amazing that we did as well as we did.

Oh Jesus. Well, whatever. Also she says she met Tina Fey's Republican in-laws while she was campaigning.

 Palin reflects on her run [Anchorage Daily News]