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Barney, currently the only black male in the White House, is extremely pissed off since hearing he’ll soon be deported to Texas so that a black human can be the president while some common mutt street dog will become the nation’s new First Pet. So Barney just cold bit this douche Reuters reporter, who had it coming for a long, long time. [YouTube/Raw Story]

  • Cape Clod

    That dog hasn’t been right since his master dropped him on his head.

  • PoliTacky

    There’s an AP reporter sitting on an important leg-humping incident, if it doesn’t break by 4PM PST, I’m calling censorship!

  • Dashboard_Buddha

    That first still at the end is priceless…what shiny white choppers!

  • The Pumpernickel
  • Gopherit

    Any dog that bites a member of the MSM should receive a Medal of Freedom.

  • Imelda Snarkos

    Team Barney.

  • FreshCliches

    I’ve had it with that worthless cur desecrating the White House.

    Barney too.

  • stlellen

    Wait … so, are there reporters out there every day, waiting for Barney to make an appearance? I love this country.

  • Dave J.

    Should’ve been you, Hannity.

  • SuperRounder

    Jeebus. Even the dog’s like “Well fuck it then.”

  • johnbpt

    HAHAHAHAHA! Should have bitten the whole useless White House press corps.

  • StrangelyBrown

    Well, that pretty much sums up the last eight years.

  • jagorev

    Barney has exactly the same temperament as John McCain. Palin/Barney 2012

  • ManchuCandidate

    Hey leave poor Barney alone. Who enjoys having their morning dump interrupted, let alone by a bunch of douchesacks?

  • Gopherit

    [re=169660]Gopherit[/re]: And a milkbone. Good Barney! Now bite some politicians, too!

  • Worlds End
  • Dave J.

    Mizz Beazley is going to cap that dude next week.

  • Blue Line

    I was expecting a story about Sarah Palin, but instead it’s about a different bitch.

    (Sorry…I couldn’t resist.)

  • Itsjustme

    How about the woman when they were walking away, “Bye Barney.”

  • Biff1

    [re=169669]SuperRounder[/re]: Barney’s all “We’ll do it live!!!”

  • Godot

    This is not the promised “big Sarah Palin post” that was supposed to be “coming up next”.

  • SuperRounder

    Caribou Barbie just chose the dog as her 2012 running mate. She was quoted as saying, “We have a black President, we should also have a Black Vice-President. You betcha.”

  • the bf

    Didn’t Barbara Bush do the same thing to Helen Thomas during the first Bush admin?

  • Cape Clod

    Frankly, that was probably just a cry for help.

  • madtowngooner

    That black sonovabitch.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Barney’s been angry ever since Randy Scheunemann accused him of trashing Sarah Palin.

  • Kwame&#39

    “Barney The Biter”

  • magnetogurl

    Hey, where’s the promised Palin post??

  • NoWireHangers

    Can you blame, Barney? He’s used to feasting on the fingers of infidels.

  • Custerwolf

    Cough up his current rabies certificate or Barney goes to Guantanamo for quarantine.

  • Hooray For Anything

    Looks like all those classes at the Dick Cheney School of Dog Training has finally paid off

  • V572625694

    Shouldn’t that be “Incumbent White House dog…”?

  • Rodney Badger

    This post is only metaphorically about Sarah Palin.

  • miss_emish

    But he’s such a dignified little solider! Barney doesn’t have time for the press nonsense. He is da boss, of the white house and there’s a lot to get done before January!

  • TootTootToot

    I’m glad we’ve run out of news now that the election is over.

  • Giant Robot

    Well done Barney. See you on Colbert’s next ‘Threat Down’

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  • miss_emish

    I just discovered the most adorable website, it has photos through the ages of Presidential Pets.

  • grendel

    Now all the secrets will come out about Barney… The sexual assaults, violence against women, and shorting asset-backed securities on a shadow derivatives market.

  • PopeyesPipe

    Is there any occupant of the current White House that isn’t vicious, haughty, and unstable? Clearly, no.

  • Pat Pending

    I think Barney’s pissed because he just found out that he’s related to Fala.
    (oh, go look it up…)

  • HuskyMescan


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  • DoctorCulturae

    Idiot. Anyone who reaches down to pet a dog they don’t know deserves what they get.

    Dogs like this are like teh Bitterz.

  • Roguesmommy

    I think the dog was just offended about his awful, awful haircut

  • astroprofeddie

    Can I haz reprtr?

  • slinkimalinki

    or maybe barney doesn’t like people who don’t know how to use the passive voice.

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=169694]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Dick Cheney suckled Barney at his teat.

  • prettyboywally

    It’s good to know that the Bush administration employs gay people, because that was the nanciest-sounding voice I’ve heard in a long time. And the Reuters reporter was a little light in the loafers too, looked like.

  • Min

    That’s what he gets for saying “oh, bite me” in front of a dog. Dogs are so literal, you know.

  • Mel_David

    Well you have to remember, Bush doesn’t have adorable little children like Obama does (that we get to watch grow into hot young barely legal teens over the next 8-11 years), he has deplorable drunken adult children who do not live with him. So this dog really gets no love. I mean, who’s giving this dog love?

  • Modok

    WTF’s with Bubble Boy the Reporter there, “Wash and bandage it daily”? Get a shot and put some Unguent on it you pansy. The dog prolly needs the antibiotic me than he does, I’d bet Barney has his own aide to lick his ass for him.

  • Roguesmommy

    Mel_David: Laura

    You just left that one open didn’t you?

  • Stalkin’ Malkin

    I had to feed Jenna six appletinis and a handful of Xanax to get that treatment.

  • yorktronic

    That’s not the kind of pussy reporter I can believe in.

  • Putz

    That came out of nowhere. What kind of damage did they do to that dog? At least my psycho dog lets you know he’s upset/scared so strangers know better than try to pet him.

  • WikipediaBrown

    Haha maybe McCain should’ve picked Barney instead of Palin. He is obviously more effective in terms of dealing with the “gotcha media” than she is.

  • Rozalia

    God, that fucking dog is ugly! I say hang the little mutt. Along with his owner.

  • LittlePinky82

    LOL at Barney. I guess he doesn’t want to go back to Texas and be a lone with Bush. I guess he was so desperate. I would be too if I had to live with Bush. Yikes!

  • TexasCowGirl

    I had no idea Barney was such an ungrateful, uppity negro! Next thing you know he’ll be talking about crazy nonsense like running for President.

  • nyhfrog

    Now he has the taste for human flesh!

  • ocirats

    Did anyone else notice the sorry excuse for a “leash” on poor Barney? It’s not even a real dog leash, it’s a red nylon rope wrapped around Barney’s neck like a hangman’s noose. As a dog owner, I would consider this a choking hazard – but then again, maybe it’s a symbolic act of lynching that Barney’s owners would like to wish on the White House’s next black resident.

  • MrsNateSilver
  • skyinator

    So that’s what happened to Rahm Emmanuel’s middle finger.

  • regisgoat

    “I’ll bet he f*ks that little dog”–La Wanda Jackson, in the classic “Shakes the Clown”

  • nurple

    New law – scotties may only be owned by 40’s Vassar coeds in kilts. No one else understands them.

  • natteringnaybob

    He had black eyes…like a doll’s eyes.

  • juan pueblo

    mofo dont play that..bitchazz paparazzi…

  • iolanthe

    [re=169718]PopeyesPipe[/re]: Laura seems nice enough. I wouldn’t call her vicious, haughty, or unstable. Just one of those nice ladies with a “thing” for stupid men. She reminds me of my perfectly nice bright sunny-tempered cousin, who was married for years to a complete and utter douchebag.

  • iolanthe

    [re=170242]iolanthe[/re]: Ah, God. I just used “nice” three times in one paragraph. Must be the hangover. Sorry.

  • Borat

    So this is the evolution of post-election reporting?

    I seriously thought W would have a meaner dog, like a Rotweiler or something. My cat could take that dog out.

    Anyway, I’ve been screaming for blood all this election and we finally have some – I just didn’t think it would come from a reporter

  • Mel_David

    [re=169832]Roguesmommy[/re]: Eh, Laura never struck me as a dog person. But I just rewatched “W” last night and Stone portrays Bush as quite fond of Barney. And he hasn’t done anything in the last two years except give a handful of 10-minute addresses that were written by someone else. So I guess Barney is getting enough attention.

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