OBAMA'S MYSTERY PUPPY  5:32 pm November 5, 2008

Obamas Will Adopt Precious Rescue Puppy, Destroy American Businesses

by Ken Layne

This is a German Shorthair Pointer rescue puppy, it eats arugula.Oh look at those Obamas once again “doing the right thing” and being decent or whatever. The terrorist cell “PETA” just sent us this email, claiming that “Obama and his wife, Michelle, have announced that they will adopt a rescued dog for their daughters instead of patronizing a pet store or breeder.” Oh la dee dah, President Hopes-a-lot, going to save an innocent puppy (probably a “street organizer” single-parent puppy) from euthanasia while shutting down Joe the Breeder’s puppy mill, HENGHH?

Last night, of course, Barack Obama promised his daughters they would finally be getting that puppy, which will live with them, in the White House, because Barack Obama is the president-elect.

But instead of supporting the grim Puppy Mill trade with its muck-eyed pet-store spawn, the Obamas are going to get a rescue dog — you know, a stray at a shelter or an abandoned animal rescued by one of those nice rescue-pet groups. Barack Obama is, so far, the first American president who can make reasonable people cry with his family’s choice of a house pet.

Obamas’ first puppy: ‘Homeless animal’ [Chicago Tribune Swamp]

 

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Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I hope they get a cute little bitch and name her Walnuts.

bearbait November 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I have an aging, leaky, allergy prone Lab I could donate.

Not really, that was mean. She loves me. She does tend to leak a bit though.

sk1win November 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm

I hope they adopt a half-breed Muslin dog!

AnnieGetYourFun November 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm

I have a mostly retarded Pekingese who would LOVE to wee-wee all over the White House lawn. I’d be willing to part with him in exchange for having Michelle Obama as my gay lesbian lover.

Darehead November 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Poi dog! Looks half-breed muslin for shore.

pondscum November 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm

So, no unicorn?

One Yield Regular November 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm

It’s a doggie dog world.

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Those Obama girls: their Daddy wins the Presidency and they get a puppy. NOT FAIR.

jagorev November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

Oh goddamnit, if he keeps doing this we’ll never get cynicism back.

bigfakesmile November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

quit playing near the tank PETA, everyone knows you want to discontinue pets altogether. jerks.

ella November 5, 2008 at 5:40 pm

I hope they paper train it on the Washington Times.

BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm

They will probably adopt a stray Boston Terrier — you know, half black and half white. And then the dog will probably pee on the Oval Office carpet just to show that he doesn’t like to be patronized, or “rescued”.

Poor dog, to be treated so badly.

Marcel Parcells November 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Michael Vick Joke Here

Carrie_Okie November 5, 2008 at 5:41 pm

I can’t snark here. Pet stores are the equivalent to child-pr0n-enema-cockfight-snuff-film-pits.

lawnchair reactionary November 5, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Why can’t he step it up a notch and buy them both ponies?

sk1win November 5, 2008 at 5:42 pm

[re=167959]Gopherit[/re]: Nice!

Texan Bulldoggette November 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Why didn’t Barry get an Afghan Hound to support his muslin terrorist puppy mill friends.

magic titty November 5, 2008 at 5:43 pm

And they will dogfight Michael Vick’s puppies for the keys to Chocolate City.

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 5:45 pm

PETA IS FUNDING TERRORISTS.
In 1977 WILLIAM AYERS got a puppy from a pet adoption program. This was also the same type of way that Barack HUSSEIN Osama plans to get his pet. CONNECTION? Yes.
PETA, Bill Ayers and Barry will all be having secksietime, and PETA is going to film it all. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!

donner_froh November 5, 2008 at 5:45 pm

It must be the same to all rescued puppies–going from a life of hunger, cold and pain to having enough to eat in a warm house surrounded by nice people–but some animal is going to hit the puppy lottery.

Itsjustme November 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Those girls are too cute already. Now I have to deal with them playing with a “shelter” puppy. I may implode.

SayItWithWookies November 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

I hope they get something that’s not black lab enough.

NewSpence November 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Next up, turning the South Lawn into an organic farm growing vegetables for the homeless.
Really.

nietzscheprojectile November 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

[re=167983]lawnchair reactionary[/re]: Because you can only get them from terrible pony mills. Obvs.

MISTAHCOUGHDROP November 5, 2008 at 5:47 pm

The American President as a puppy, plus a letter from France regarding rainbows :

http://storefrontwindows.blogspot.com/

Be good my Wonky friends.

glamourdammerung November 5, 2008 at 5:49 pm

Fucking awesome.

WadISay November 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm

I hope they get a rottweiler and gay-marry it to Barney.

miss_emish November 5, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Aw Hopey, you continue to completely yank the shit outta my heartstrings. I am a hopeless mush when it comes to doggies, rescue doggies especially. P.S. are they really adopting THAT particular puppy….because oh lord German Shorthairs are the handsomest little devils.

Gorillionaire November 5, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Dawgs are awesome.

mologna November 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm

I think they should get an Afghan hound

Luke Warm November 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I vote they call it Sarah.

tunamelt November 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm

My chihuahua came from a shelter!

Truculent November 5, 2008 at 5:54 pm

He’s probably looking around for a REDbone hound. Bill Ayres can probably hook him up. Or a Chinese Crested. Anyone recall what kind of dog Stalin and Kruschev had?

AnnieGetYourFun November 5, 2008 at 5:55 pm

[re=167983]lawnchair reactionary[/re]: UNICORN ponies.

Them November 5, 2008 at 5:56 pm

I hope they call it Trig or Bristol. Or Bill Ayers.

donner_froh November 5, 2008 at 5:57 pm

Reading to the bottom of the Tribune story one finds this kicker:

You might also be interested in:

Barack Obama’s grandmother has died

TalentedButHumble November 5, 2008 at 5:57 pm

[re=167981]Carrie_Okie[/re]: I got nuttin’ in the Department of Snark either. Earlier today I was actually hoping they’d this very thing.

Dave J. November 5, 2008 at 5:58 pm

Whatever they get, I hope they name the puppy ‘Lil Bill Ayers, and let it shit all over the Pentagon.

Giant Robot November 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm

I want Nate Silver to start running models immediately on all the sites running dog breed polls..

frumious_bandersnatch November 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm

[re=167964]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh, for the WIN. For the everlovin’ win!

Truculent November 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Housebreak the puppy on all the leftover official Dick Cheney photos. And give it David Addington’s balls as a chew toy

Numbat Dundee November 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=167965]Darehead[/re]: They can adopt an Afghan puppy, and if it pees on the carpet the girls can bomb it to make it free.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Jesus Christ – does their adorableness know no bounds??????

Godot November 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Rescue puppies are the absolute best. I got one about a month after Barry announced his candidacy and he has since become my very best buddy.

BTW I wouldn’t count on them getting a particular breed if they’re getting a puppy from a rescue shelter. Those dogs are all unwanted mutts, which means this puppy will probably be healthier and more even-tempered than a purebred dog of well-documented lineage. Hmmm, sounds like a president-elect I know of! And a presidential loser I also know of!

frumious_bandersnatch November 5, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Well obviously, Barry’s evil plan is to solve the country’s problems by drowning all Real Americans in a weltering tidal wave of tenderhearted liberal tears.

wheelie November 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm

This note sent from Dick Cheney’s office today:


Mr President Elect,

A puppy arrived today at the White House with your name on it.

Thank you for a most unexpected pleasure.

It was delicious.

Yours etc,

Dick Cheney

blinky_twinkie November 5, 2008 at 6:07 pm

I said something on Wonkette earlier about The First Puppy this morning and one of you filthy gorgeous smartasses said that they should get a pitbull and name it “Lipstick.” <3

StupidGeek November 5, 2008 at 6:09 pm

The cuteness of that arugula-eating puppy makes me want to die of happiness. Barry is already making everything better. I knew he could do it.

t_rax November 5, 2008 at 6:10 pm

From a shelter?

Will it have papers with the breed, mother and place of birth?

WILL IT HAVE PAPERS

holocron November 5, 2008 at 6:11 pm

I say rescue a damn pit bull and call it Newt.

StripesAndPlaids November 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm

[re=167960]bearbait[/re]: I feel your pain. Try diethystilbesterol (DES). My dog has the same problem. The vet gave her these estrogen supplements. The help strengthen the vaginal sphincter. I think it is hysterical that my dog is on estrogen supplements. She supports hopey because she is going through the change.

problemwithcaring November 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm

Yea, but Joe Biden’s new dog will be genetically pure and bred from the most elitist and efficient puppy mill ever incorporated in America, so eat shit PETA.

SayItWithWookies November 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm

Also they’re adopting Cindy and John McCain’s Bangladeshi daughter.

Alex Trebeks Girl November 5, 2008 at 6:18 pm

[re=168061]wheelie[/re]: Oh god. How awful but plausible.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm
HedCase November 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm

i originally heard it was going to be a labradoodle. which sounded so elitist. but a rescue dog is just plain pretentitious (i have 2 rescues who are spoiled rotten)

AnnieGetYourFun November 5, 2008 at 6:22 pm

[re=168073]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well, she’s already accustomed to being forced to sit on the floor during family photos, I guess.

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo November 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm

They need a dog that’s big enough as a puppy to humprape Barney on his way out the WH doors. Barney can then heal his ass with his tongue when he finds himself dumped on the side of whatever highway goes from Washington to northern Paraguay.

Pat Pending November 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm

I’ve heard the that the Obama cuteness duo have allergies, so they may be limited in their dog choices. It’ll probably be a poodle or something. Maybe they can adopt Tony Blair.

Perhaps the First Dog’s first action will be to have a little accident on that damn rug the Current Occupant is so damn proud of…

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm

[re=168071]StripesAndPlaids[/re]: I say try Proin (phenylpropanolamine) – estrogen can have undesirable side effects (your dog may start looking like Joe Lieberman). I have 3 old dogs on it and they are leak free…..

MISTAHCOUGHDROP November 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm

[re=168061]wheelie[/re]: Oh Mr. Wheelie, you are the devil!

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm

[re=168061]wheelie[/re]: I thought Cheney just ate the hearts?

Norbert November 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm

the more I hear about these damn Obamas, the less I like them. hopefully, they will do the right thing and strap the little beast to the roof of AirForceOne

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 6:29 pm

[re=168077]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: LOL! Oh that’s horrible…

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 6:30 pm

[re=168077]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Oh, wait a minute. I thought you’d typed:

Well, she’s already accustomed to being forced to shit on the floor during family photos, I guess.

Apparently, I’m horrible.

Jukesgrrl November 5, 2008 at 6:31 pm

I don’t care what kind as long as they name it “Moran.”

dannygutters November 5, 2008 at 6:34 pm

My dad always promised me shit when we moved too.

WadISay November 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm

Slightly O/T, but does Hopey plan to make the obligatory heart-warming nostalgia tour to his home village in Ireland?

AnnieGetYourFun November 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm

[re=168089]NoWireHangers[/re]: You’re certainly more twisted than I am.

palmerdawg November 5, 2008 at 6:39 pm

They should name it “ZAMBONI” AFTER Palshit and first dude next kid.

wheelie November 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm

[re=168097]WadISay[/re]: He’d be very welcome, so he would. I just hope his ancestral village doesn’t turn out to be this place.

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 6:43 pm

[re=168103]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Thank you. I really try, but some days I just don’t know. You know?

SayItWithWookies November 5, 2008 at 6:45 pm

[re=168077]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: And you’re worse than I am — I ♥ you.

Garyosu November 5, 2008 at 6:49 pm

[re=168080]Pat Pending[/re]: Oh come on man, not on the rug. That rug really tied the room together.

Meth Lab for Cutie November 5, 2008 at 6:55 pm

[re=168076]HedCase[/re]: labradoodles were bred to solve the allergy problem. and you can probably find them at a shelter in DC, i got a stray lab at the humane society.

Doglessliberal November 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=168005]NewSpence[/re]: totally should do that

and Ken, of course he eats arugula. He is a dog. He eats anything first, then figures out if it is edible. He would eat the arugula, barf it up, and eat it again. This is the dog way

robanybody November 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm

If President Barry (I love saying that!) is really this cushy googly socialist puppylover, how’s he gonna stare down Putin when he comes back-flipping over the Alaska tundra to do his nasty business? Hell, Sarah Palin shoots puppies and has em stuffed and mounted on Trig’s wall, and McCain’s for sure eaten his share.

Do they have voting do-overs? I’m scared.

MrsNateSilver November 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm

How come no one’s made a joke about getting an afghan hound yet?

Just, reading over the comments and — oh wait, 100000000000 people already have. My bad.

Crab1 November 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm

[re=168075]Custerwolf[/re]: mmmmmmmmm! Dog taters!

redcoat99 November 5, 2008 at 7:01 pm

I don’t understand your american electoral system. If he’d lost, how many puppies would he have killed exactly?

kudzu November 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Socialists.

chascates November 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm

We’ll probably be teated to 8 years of the girls playing with the dog on the White House lawn. As well as heartwarming Christmas parties. What kind of family IS this?

Claudette November 5, 2008 at 7:03 pm

>>Barack Obama is, so far, the first American president who can make reasonable people cry with his family’s choice of a house pet.

Not true, Chelsea Clinton got a dog from the pound in DC and listed her residence as “Public Housing”

CooterMarie November 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm

Seriously, he might think about toning it down. I’m pretty close to swooning here. And he’s setting impossibly high standards for men in America. This is new territory for me, I have a serious crush on the President-Elect. Never thought that would happen.

SayItWithWookies November 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm

[re=168075]Custerwolf[/re]: Tater’s adorable. Here, I couldn’t help myself:
http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm48/SayItWithWookies/?action=view&current=Ihazafacecopy.jpg

MrsNateSilver November 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm

Also — not to be too literal — but apparently they can adopt a pony from a shelter.

http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=11003987

(I found this because I was inspired by the Obamas to look into adopting a pet. Even though I already have pets. But anyway…)

Truculent November 5, 2008 at 7:10 pm

“Now Clark he’s got a little Tennessee leg hound in ‘im. Once he gets started it’s best just to let him finish.”

chascates November 5, 2008 at 7:11 pm

[re=168136]MrsNateSilver[/re]: Not that I think the Bushs would be a good family for any pet but has anyone noticed that NO Bush is ever seen riding a horse?

palmerdawg November 5, 2008 at 7:13 pm

[re=168073]SayItWithWookies[/re]:No! I would let her slide, she’s a darky like hopey. she’s a undercover liberal, until she do or say something stupid.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm

[re=168128]Crab1[/re]: http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/l1-1.jpg
Well, we’re going to try a drumstick -I’ll let you know if it’s any good…..j/k.
(Was found as a stray in Oregon – leg half-missing – my vet, who did the amputation surgery figursd it was the result of a leghold trap – illegal here in civilized WA state)

Thank you SayItWithWookies!!

Dreamer November 5, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Hurray for “street organizer” dogs! Since he is not bringing a gangsta dog to the White House wingnuts don’t need to increase their stash of guns.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 7:23 pm

[re=168136]MrsNateSilver[/re]: True! Let me bring out my wallet and show y’all a pic of another child adpoted off Petfinder.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/boys.jpg

youknew November 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

I really just hope the dog is all white. White ALL over. That would be great.

Especially if it was a girl and they named her Lady.

WABishop November 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

I, for one, welcome our new puppy-owning overlords

rocktonsammy November 5, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Does our president- elect keep his promises or what?

Starts with his kids, next our nation.

RIGHT ON!!!

Alex Trebeks Girl November 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm

Oh my god. Chris Matthews SUCKS. He just said on MSNBC “there will be no Monicas or Katrinas”.

OhFuckThis November 5, 2008 at 7:33 pm

Heh, dog.

Darehead November 5, 2008 at 7:34 pm

Now every kid in America is demanding a puppy. What happened to video games, paint thinner and drugs?

ronaldpagan November 5, 2008 at 7:35 pm

Girls, if daddy wins, you get a puppy. If daddy loses, you get DRAFTED.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 7:36 pm

[re=168162]OhFuckThis[/re]: Um – don’t you mean cunt?

FreshCliches November 5, 2008 at 7:38 pm

[re=168131]chascates[/re]: They’re a family who has daughters too young to become drunken sorority LNS twats. It’s change we can believe in.

nuckingfutz November 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm

Fetch, TruckNutz, fetch!

Dr. Zoidberg November 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm

A puppy, huh? When can we expect the first Faux News breaking story about Obama’s hatred of cats?

FreshCliches November 5, 2008 at 7:43 pm

[re=168164]Darehead[/re]: All have been relocated to Wasilla. It’s the invisible hand of the free market.

Nathalie08 November 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm

[re=168161]Alex Trebeks Girl[/re]: hahahahah he is right, I hope

Alex Trebeks Girl November 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm

[re=168188]Nathalie08[/re]: he tries to be cool. he fails

commiegirl November 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm

Shit, that totally didn’t make me cry. I am all cried out. George Fucking Bush made me cry this morning. About 15 minutes ago, I cried over the girls’ Secret Service names. (Radiance and Rosebud! Now try not to cry!)

smellyal8r November 5, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Yes, yes. Hopealicious indeed. Here’s the acid test: where will those girls go to school. The age-old Clinton discussion will come up, but I’ll bet a hunnert bucks to my local dog shelter that those girls will be at Sidwell Friends or some other high end DC private school (with good values, blah, blah, blah). There is no way Michelle will let them go to DC public schools. As to the dog, shelter dog? Really? Hmmmm….I’d suggest they get it in Chicago. God only knows what crack house a DC foundling dog would come from.

smellyal8r November 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm

[re=168219]commiegirl[/re]: Make sure you get some fresh air tomorrow dear. Decompression can be difficult and you need to keep it together until the next big crying time on Jan 20.

robanybody November 5, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Oh you peoples, you’re always so snarky and mean, but throw a puppy in there, and an Obama kid or two, and maybe the end of a long, dark night of horror, and your fuzzy little soft sides puff out like dust bunnies from under the bed, and it’s a big weepy huggyfest.

YOU make me cry. All of you. I love you, and you, and you in the corner over there with your finger up your…. I even love YOU.

Atoz November 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm

Oh sweet Bog I was so hoping to hear this news. I and my shelter kitties thank you, Hopey!

Atoz November 5, 2008 at 8:37 pm

BTW one of my shelter kitties was a single adolescent mother.

schvitzatura November 5, 2008 at 8:37 pm

And our little girl Sasha, the seven year old, named it “Checkers.” And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.

Modok November 5, 2008 at 8:48 pm

[re=168129]redcoat99[/re]: over 9000.

Dissento November 5, 2008 at 9:09 pm

I voted for ‘Joe the Puppy’ but was shot down.

WIDTAP November 5, 2008 at 9:11 pm

[re=168061]wheelie[/re]: WIN!

OffTheRecord November 5, 2008 at 9:19 pm

[re=168219]commiegirl[/re]: Now I am crying again. I have cried about 15 times today. It is time for him to start screwing up so I can stop being so damn happy.

llyn November 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm

[re=167976]ella[/re]: And selected portions of the opeds of the Post.

Mr Blifil November 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Not to be outdone, Sarah Palin has decided to get a puppy for Trig, although they are vowing to adopt only AFTER the puppy has been gassed.

DemmeFatale November 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Our little rescue boy, Yogi, is a Yorkie+?, and he doesn’t shed. Shelters are filled with fun combos of non-shedding dogs.
This just gets better and better.
*sniff*

Rush November 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Snoop Dog?

HeyHey November 5, 2008 at 10:03 pm

Leave the cute O daughters and their cute new puppy alone!

They deserve some private joy after this long, long race.

Especially since they were great throughout the whole juggernaut.

Custerwolf November 5, 2008 at 10:06 pm

[re=168376]HeyHey[/re]: Speaking of Juggs-R-Not, do the Palins have a dog?

davesnothere November 5, 2008 at 10:36 pm

[re=167969]One Yield Regular[/re]: Right on! I hear that all the time, now I finally know what it means.

davesnothere November 5, 2008 at 10:37 pm

[re=167969]One Yield Regular[/re]: That, and “It’s a great life, if you don’t waken.”

Pat Pending November 5, 2008 at 11:15 pm

[re=168116]Garyosu[/re]: you must be The Dude! The Dude-ster, The Dude-arama if you will…

zirconia November 6, 2008 at 1:13 am
crh86 November 6, 2008 at 1:14 am

[re=167997]donner_froh[/re]: Yay! I just became a rescue dog foster mom, and I can vouch for how rewarding it is to give these furry loving creatures a warm and happy home. Barack, could I love you any more?

Snarkfest November 6, 2008 at 1:23 am

[re=168382]Custerwolf[/re]: Yep..bout every other weekend, Broiled with moosenugget sauce.

Snarkfest November 6, 2008 at 1:45 am

[re=168136]MrsNateSilver[/re]: Yep – and right now there are a lot of horses who families couldn’t afford to feed anymore – with the price of hay and feed doubling and even tripling this year because of petroleum price gouging.

So these families and kids have had to let their beloved horses go- unfortunately many to auction houses- where kill buyers pick them up cheap for transport to Mexico or Canada to the horse slaughter. A horrendous death for such an intelligent animal. Thanks oil barons and investment bankers- there’s one more reason you are going straight to hell.

We rescued one from Auction – starved down to less than 500 lbs. But he is lovely now, and sweet, and follows us like a puppy.
Here he is – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNaMLAl844
I made this for a nice lady who may want him as a light use riding horse and wanted to see his movement, which is beautiful.
So if you want a horse – make sure and check the rescue foundations first.

jagorev November 6, 2008 at 1:51 am

[re=168058]Godot[/re]: Excellent analogy. Half-breeds FTW

the invisible woman November 6, 2008 at 3:02 am

[re=168058]Godot[/re]: 1. Your mammy avatar and your outdated (by a few centuries) comparison of biracial people to dogs are both offensive in a stupid, annoying way, not in a clever sardonic way. Wait, Godot, are you Ralph Nader? Are you going to call Obama an Uncle Tom now?

specialed November 6, 2008 at 6:03 am

The puppy gin mill PAC is furious.

HeatherB November 6, 2008 at 8:41 am

Bitter much?

choinski November 6, 2008 at 9:55 am

I’m always patronizing breeders.

Schadenfried November 6, 2008 at 9:56 am

[re=168058]Godot[/re]: Work on you analogies pls; try again, kthx.

Min November 6, 2008 at 10:18 am

Good for the Obamas. I hope they name the puppy Muslin.

Custerwolf November 6, 2008 at 10:27 am

Thank you Snarkfest – abandoned horses (and pets of all kinds)are becoming a very real issue here in WA because of skyrocketing hay prices.

TGY November 6, 2008 at 10:41 am

Awwwwww. All my cats have been shelter cats.

First puppy.

hedgehog November 6, 2008 at 11:39 am

Bark Obama

the invisible woman November 6, 2008 at 11:43 am

hedgehog says: “Bark Obama” That is so cute!! I love that!!

Custerwolf November 6, 2008 at 12:14 pm

A HUGE shout out to Californians for passing Prop 2 which spares farm animals from unnecessary abuse.

the invisible woman November 6, 2008 at 2:29 pm

New Dog Names suggested on NBC:
1. They already got Bark Obama
2. Abrahound Lincoln
3. Lipstick (if pittbull)

dcmgurette November 6, 2008 at 8:33 pm

@HeyHey:

Oh, come on! Shit, everyone trashed the poor “special” Eskimo baby!

dcmgurette November 6, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Christ, loving comments and posters’ pet pics???

I long for the real Wonkette…

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