WHAT WE'VE LOST  3:12 pm November 5, 2008

A Children’s Treasury of McCain Nostalgia

by Ken Layne

Uhh, Walnuts ....Oh, America, what will we do without our Long National Election Nightmare? We’ll do what we always do: Gossip, “scoops,” Joe Biden gaffes, etc. Joe Lieberman! That will be funny, whatever happens to old anus-face. And we’ve already lost so many seemingly irreplaceable human jokes, and it turned out that they were all immediately forgettable, too: Drunken Jenna & Barbara, Krazy Katherine Harris, folksy moron “Hollywood Fred” Thompson, rat-faced fascist Rudy Giuliani in his ladies’ clothes, gay instant-message masturbator Mark Foley, all the hilarious racists such as Jesse Helms and Zell Miller and Trent Lott, etc. So we’ll soon forget all the dumb-ass attention whores who amused us this year, too. Let’s start saying good-bye, together.


We first posted this wonderful commercial on November 14, 2006. Good-bye, Walnuts!


Oh, Meghan McCain! You tried so hard to turn your dad’s long blunderful campaign into some kind of “job” or “purpose” for yourself. “McCain’s Daughter Aims To Be Next Wonkette,” read the Women’s Wear Daily headline in September 2007. Well, that worked out about as well as your dad’s campaign, but at least Wonkette’s Jim Newell will always have “a thing” for you.

Oh, and we’re not done with this twit “Joe the Plumber” yet, so we’ll save his Final Good-bye for later today. Ugh.

 
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BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Saying goodbye to the cabal of idiots & morons who clustered around the McCain camp feels so good!

I just don’t know what I would have done if WALNUTS! was going to the White House.

AngryBlakGuy November 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm

…that video of Meghan McCain, makes me want to carve a “B” into her face.

freakishlystrong November 5, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Oh pleasepleaseplease Wonkette can we not handily dispatch Sam the Tax Dodger already?

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm

[re=167552]BillyClubb[/re]: don’t know about any of that , mainly because I don’t make it my hobby to chase people around the internet ..
So now you have your answer ….

If you think you can judge me , you better come with some really good facts …I am not even intimidated by you , or your opinions , but I would like you to take your Net fighting somewhere else .

I mean after all if you are part of a group that hides conveniently sequestered behind locked doors of a forum with strict selective criterias , then you shouldn’t come around here and try to school me about racism , bigotry or political free speech now should you ?

I am asking you politiely to take your Net fighting somewhere else , this is not one of your forums , this is my forum , and you are as welcome here as anyone else , but the bullshit is not .

ManchuCandidate November 5, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Mem’ries,
Fuel the schadenfreude of my mind
Musty old man smelling memories
Of the way they were
Crazy eyed pictures,
And the snark we left behind
Snark we sent about one another
About the way they were

Can it be that it was all so insane then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? Could we?
Mem’ries, may be hilarious and yet
What’s too Paultarded to remember
We simply choose to forget
So it’s the ass rape
We will remember
Whenever we remember…
The way they were…
the way they were…

AngryBlakGuy November 5, 2008 at 3:20 pm

[re=167552]BillyClubb[/re]: “I just don’t know what I would have done if WALNUTS! was going to the White House.”

…I would move to Alaska and start collecting an oil company subsidized welfare check!

Boozeweek November 5, 2008 at 3:20 pm

It’s like the last day of sociopathic-attention-whore summer camp!

grevillea November 5, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Oh well, at least he can spell ‘Jesus’, so that’s progress.

magic titty November 5, 2008 at 3:21 pm

So…the Palin’s will have a reality show, correct?

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 3:21 pm

We will always have our WALNUTS, Wonkette. Be not sad. You con haz happy, now.

tonehedge November 5, 2008 at 3:21 pm

ATTENTION PLEASE, THE FOLLOWING PERSONS ARE ASKED TO STEP OUT IN FRONT OF THE TRAVELLING BUS AS YOUR NAMES ARE CALLED:
Sarah Palin
Joe The Plumber
Steve Schmidt
Joe Liberman
Bill Kristol
The Cast & Crew of Faux News
Rudina Guiliani

The Faunist November 5, 2008 at 3:23 pm

I love how all her “friends” work for her, cooking the food and watching over the redwood mansion when she’s not there.

BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 3:23 pm

[re=167557]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]:

– Will someone please translate this –

dano November 5, 2008 at 3:25 pm

I kinda feel sorry for McCain, but I guess it’s his own fault for surrounding himself with the very people that helped screw him in 2000. I just hope Palin is so thoroughly discredited that not even the fundies will want to be associated with her.

Ken Layne November 5, 2008 at 3:25 pm

[re=167574]BillyClubb[/re]: Ugh, what is going on here? So this JESUS IS LOVE person needs to be banned and this is not a funny joke routine I’ve missed, is that right?

echoroc November 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm

is that the bone dragon’s kid? she surely has tried to look more like cindy. gah dark roots and everything

pepe November 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm

Wow, I forgot how good that Meghan McCain video was.

But listen, Wonkette — this is not over.

Here is what we need:

A comprehensive, top 100 youtube videos of this 2-year-long campaign season, listed in countdown order, ranked by the editors. I will settle for nothing less.

irisheyes November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=167565]grevillea[/re]: Excellent point. And since when does Wonkette have “selective criterias”? Damn, I thought all you needed was an email address and an avatar.

keepinitrealyo November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

I feel strangely depressed. What will motivate me now! I might have to finally pay for cable, just so I can watch FOX AND FRIENDS in the morning and find some scrap there to infuriate me.

AngryBlakGuy November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=167569]tonehedge[/re]: …you left out:

-Phil Graham
-Steve Schimdt
-Tucker Bounds
-Todd Palin
-Trig Palin
-Anyone who voted for Prop. 8/Amendment 2

ManchuCandidate November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=167574]BillyClubb[/re]:
As far as I can tell:

Waaaaah! Waaaaaaah! I was banned by Sexy Sara and no one loves me! Waaaaaaah!

dano November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=167554]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: “……that video of Meghan McCain, makes me want to carve a “B” into her face.”

Come on. Admit it. You had that urge before you saw the video.

OhWhyOhio November 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Why, oh Why, do all the unhinged WingNutz have to have “Jesus” in their names? I like to believe that he is looking down, shaking his head, and going “Really, guys? Really? Do you even READ the Book before you wave it around? You guys might want to crack it open sometime….”

p.s. Jesus would also like you to learn punctuation.

wet bread November 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=167557]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: I have a really good fact for you…”criterias” is not a word.

JeffGoldblum November 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm

[re=167557]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: I always thought Jesus was mostly about guilt? Hm…

facehead November 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Jim, I’ve got a “thing” for her too, but my thing is a two foot deep wrestling pool of black bile with a honey badger in it.

Larry McAwful November 5, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Wow… Meghan shows us Cindy’s “silly side.” That’s great. I haven’t had so much fun watching a statue come to life since I saw Mannequin for the eighth time.

falat519 November 5, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Should Tito the Builder be a part of the bus list or is he included in the Cast and Crew of Faux News?

AngryBlakGuy November 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm

[re=167579]dano[/re]: …sorry, but I have absolutely no sympathy for that mummified turd. When his campaign started spewing venom and poisoning the well, he said nothing. His campaign has fanned the flames of hatred so much, that even during his concession speech his supporters were borderline out of control. What makes the whole thing worse is the fact that actually knew that he couldn’t win a month ago but decided to do it anyways.

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 3:34 pm

I don’t care if he was born on Mars, his mother is AMERICAN, he is KENIA;No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States

irisheyes November 5, 2008 at 3:34 pm

[re=167580]Ken Layne[/re]: Really a troll, but please let us play with it for a little while…pleeaasseee

pepe November 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Ashley Todd for a seat on The View

serj! November 5, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Holly Bailey will NEVER live that tire swing thing down as long as she lives. Oh but remember how nervous we were that the media was in the tank for McLoser–how the hell did he fritter that advantage away?

OffTheRecord November 5, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=167586]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Everyone always forgets Michael Goldfarb and his mysterious “you know who I am talking about even though I refuse to name who I am talking about” rant.

AngryBlakGuy November 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm

[re=167588]dano[/re]: …what can I say; I have a fetish for fatties?!

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm

[re=167607]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: So what are you going to do about it?

JeffGoldblum November 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm

[re=167607]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: LETS TAKE TIS 2 TEH SUPREEM CORT!!!!!!1!!1!#@

Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=167557]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Hahahh. You’re gonna be banned so fast, so let me tell you I miss you already.

Your forum? hahahahaha! Priceless.

larz November 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Is this a “Got Milk” ad? What’s with her zombie colored lips?

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Ah yes, the looney libs forget to mention the riot inciters at CNN like Carville and Begala saying that if Obama loses there will be a lot of mad black folks.

Oddly, Keith Overbite has delve into his party’s history of overt racist practice during the Civil Rights movement, and the wire tappin’ of the Republican MLK, yes, we shall overcome!

White guilt in full display for everyone to see, whether it be Overbite, Chris Maffooey, or other left-wing loon.

I’d personally like to thank you nice young socialists that voted for the new “Me First” America. I’m looking forward to the masses to collectively pump your hard-earned cash into my newly acquaired health and dental entitlements. Let’s see, with assistance for rent, food stamps, and someone to help out with the utility bills, I can spend even more of your money at the casino!!! Again, I couldn’t have done it without our little commies!

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm

[re=167614]serj![/re]: Sarah Palin, also acting like an old shriveled dick when he started losing.

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 3:40 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Still waiting; what are you going to do about it?

JeffGoldblum November 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Dominican Lou?

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=167607]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: HAHAHA Jesus doesn’t love you. Let’s get gay-married.

Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=167607]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Okay. I take back what I said before. You bore me already.

BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 3:42 pm

[re=167580]Ken Layne[/re]: If there is a joke I missed it, but I used to work in psychiatric hospital so this kind of illogical rambling doesn’t freak me out.

GreatLakesNation November 5, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Can we say HELLO to Levi Johnston? I feel like he will have a lot of funny things to talk about.

Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Oh, you poor, scared little man. Embrace the hope. It’s already embracing you.

ShamWow November 5, 2008 at 3:44 pm

[re=167632]4tehlulz[/re]: I think he said he’s going to the casino. Because Jeebus loves the slots!

facehead November 5, 2008 at 3:44 pm

[re=167607]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: I agree, they should never have let the Panamanian run for office.

GDTRFB November 5, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Anyone out there hate Tucker Bounds as much (more?) than I do???

Scandalabra November 5, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Well, they do seem really happy over in KENIA about the election.

sailingthestyx November 5, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Please, no more of the Meghan thing…man, she talks so fast about nothing and just about half way through I wanted to rip her lungs out…please, no more Meghan!

NoWireHangers November 5, 2008 at 3:47 pm

You know Mittens and Palin, and Rudy and Thompson,
Huckabee and Lieberman, and Tancredo and that other Thompson,
But do you recall, the most famous loser of all?

WALNUTS! the Arizona Senator
Had a very fat left cheek,
And if you ever saw it,
You could even say it leaked (with puss).

All of the other Primary Candidates
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never gave no credence to WALNUTS!
crazy political claims.

Then one foggy January day,
The GOP came to say:
“WALNUTS! you don’t quite suck so much,
you’re broke and old but what the hell”
Then how the wingnuts loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Let’s kill Barack Obama”
And destroyed WALNUTS! chances of running the country!”

Schmannity November 5, 2008 at 3:47 pm

More pictures of Katherine Harris on a horse in a spandex top!

problemwithcaring November 5, 2008 at 3:49 pm

[re=167574]BillyClubb[/re]: Hahaha. Crazies find you irresistible!

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Do you read the words you type or do you simply shit on the keyboard and hope what comes out is legible?

You fucking Nazi. Jesus didn’t judge others, but you sure can, Nazi.

wheelie November 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm

Goodbye John McCain. You turned out to be horrible, grasping, warmongering, cheap lazy stunt of a politician. Some vestige of honor may lurk still in your breast but . . .

Oh f*ck it, you’re not worth the graveside oration. Buhbye.

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 3:51 pm

[re=167639]BillyClubb[/re]: I don’t think you really worked there…..

PrairiePossum November 5, 2008 at 3:51 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]:

I’m not reading much love in those comments, Mr. Jesus.

Maybe your name should be “Jesus is a bitter loser.”

dano November 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm

[re=167627]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: You can’t fool me. I know that you are really Sarah Palin. Just admit it JEEBUS IS LOVE and you’ll feel better.

Monkey November 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Is “blunderful” a real word? IT SHOULD BE!!! Ha ha ha! McCain had a blunderful campaign. Bush had a blunderful presidency. Sarah Palin can look forward to a blunderful rest of her life.

BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 3:53 pm

[re=167658]problemwithcaring[/re]: Ouch! That made me laff ’till it hurt. And it does explain the relationships I’ve had in my life…

robanybody November 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm

After the nightmare, all the old gag victims will still be around. They’ll just be POWERLESS… heh heh heh. Nothing funnier than a desperate out-of-power pol throwing fits because s/he can’t, like, cut a school lunch program or kick some aging retarded people out of their subsidized apartments. So that’ll be good. Plus, we have some really silly Dems, gotta admit, like of course Biden, who probably doesn’t really think in gaffese but is just goofin on his kids, telling them all the time, “Hey, watch the TV tonight. This one’ll slay you.” And yeah, Elmer F. Lieberman, wandering the political wilderness, needing a GPS to find a friend. Smirk. And we’ll still have the JeebusFreebs like the oaf above to kick around. I have one in class, and I always put something in my essays to make her go cross-eyed, like I’ll write, “If you’re going to be Pro-Breathing, adopt an unwanted baby RIGHT NOW or you’re not walkin the walk. It’ll probably be a minority baby, by the way, because the white ones get snapped up pretty quick,” or “If you’re Pro-Breathing and you support a Pro-Breath warmonger and he starts a war that kills 300,000 people, is that a net gain or loss?” which always makes her slump in her seat and chew on her hair and get real quiet. So anyway, I’m not worried about the humor quotient, we’ll still have plenty of victims.

facehead November 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm

[re=167636]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Ha Ha! You want to get gay married to Tony the Tiger.

Happy buttsechs.

Chumley November 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm

You know must be the most disappointed about Palin losing? That son of hers that they shipped off to Iraq for setting a school bus on fire or whatever he did that they had to suddenly make him join the Army so as not to tarnish her image. Man, he must be BUMMING right now.

Will Levi and Bristol still get married? Is Charlie Crist still getting married? Maybe Crist will marry Bristol?

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Where Did everyone Go ? 05.11.08 00:35 I have only two words for the Next President , Just two words and no they aren’t derogatory ….

thos two words are :
1. TWO
and
2. YEARS …

I give Obama two Years and like Clinton like Carter he will prove himself .

But don’t get angry yet , I ain;t finished .

You see I have said these two words many times before , and every time I sadi them a Dem was in Office , and I was right on the money .

So now you can get angry because we have two years to watch for the melt down , like the current congressional approval rating of 9% , I expect Obama to quicklly mount a charge to beat that ….He might even get as low as 7%.

Oh yeah and I predict he will fall flat on his face before the end of 2009 .

Ding Dang Dong that didn’t last too long .

Are you angry ?

GOOD !

BillyClubb November 5, 2008 at 3:56 pm

[re=167663]4tehlulz[/re]: “I don’t think you really worked there…..”

Well there are many people working at psychiatric hospitals who are, as they say, “on the wrong side of the desk.”

dano November 5, 2008 at 3:56 pm

[re=167580]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, please don’t ban JEEBUS IS LOVE. If find him/her amusing.

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 3:59 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: In other words, you’re going to do nothing. Pussy.

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 4:01 pm

[re=167667]dano[/re]: On the Contrary Pocahontas , You are just misbehaving , nothing has changed for me , I’m still here , got my life in order , and I’m happy .

But I would surmise that if the tables were turned you would be the poor loser , you certainly are showing me what a poor winner you are .

See and your last statement is one of venom , so actually everyothing you are trying to lay on me , you are practicing yourself , No ruin along and grow up and when you do come back and , I’ll have a grown up conversation with you …
You have no class ….I’m not impressed by you and your slamming on Sarah Palin .

She’s gone back to Alaska Dec , so why beat a dead horse ?
Really classy ….

You see this is why you are gonna lose in the long run , You just can’t let go of that hate .

I had already weighed all options , and I knew weeks ago that if Obama won this it just gives me an excuse to be the watchdog on his presidency .

Remember how you used to love to beat up on Bush ?

MY TURN !

lol

I never relent , and all elections are impressing .

You seem to think it’s over now , but I am here to tell you that it’s just begun .

You would be comfortable with bigots , and don’t think I haven’t seen all that trash being written at FOS , , you should be ashamed of yourselves .

But of course you like those others have no shame …..

Like I said Deccy this is just started , I’ll be here when Obama slips up to make sure he hits the ground headfirst , will You be here to catch him ?

sanantonerose November 5, 2008 at 4:03 pm

Fred the hot dog handler and sometime therapist is CUTE. Is he looking for a job…?

sanantonerose November 5, 2008 at 4:03 pm

[re=167569]tonehedge[/re]: Please let Steve Doocy get run over TWICE.

Aquannissiwamissoo November 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm

I’d like to make a witty comment, but my New Black Slavemaster says I must go back to my desk at this Wall Street corporation and earn Him large tax dollars.

facehead November 5, 2008 at 4:04 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: I am overjoyed to see that Hopey was correct about how bitter people are. Me wub you long time.

It actually takes a lot to make us angry around here, what with all the gosh darn hope lying around inebriatin’ us. Being boring is probably what makes us most indignant, but you’re still hilarious so I say keep going.

If I can encourage you at all, you can rock out on this ole diddy:

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They’re all precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

Whether you’re rich or whether you’re poor
It matters not to Him
He remembers where you’re going
Not where you’ve been

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They’re all precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

If your heart is troubled
Don’t worry, don’t you fret
He knows that you have heard His call
And he won’t forget

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They’re all precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

All around the world tonight
His children rest assured
That He will watch and He will keep us
Safe and secure

Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Black and yellow, red and white
They’re all precious in His sight
Jesus loves the little children of the world

thejames@thejamesrocket.com November 5, 2008 at 4:05 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Well SOMEBODY didn’t get any ass last night.

sanantonerose November 5, 2008 at 4:07 pm

White guilt? I had white guilt for the last eight years over having George Bush in office. Well, more like white chagrin, but whatever.

satyricrash November 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm

Meghan, how about gettin’ a job now, HEHNGNN??

tonehedge November 5, 2008 at 4:10 pm

[re=167586]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Uhh, I didn’t leave out Trig. I don’t want to go there.
THE OTHERS, HOWFUCKINGEVER!!!RUN UNDER THE FUCKING BUS WITH YOU LOT:
Phil Graham
-Steve Schimdt
-Tucker Bounds
-Todd Palin
-Matt Drudge
-Laura Ingraham

dano November 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm

[re=167692]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: You know those pills that your mother is trying to get you to take? The pills that stop the voices. Start taking them immediately.

ManchuCandidate November 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm

[re=167652]NoWireHangers[/re]:
Hee.

Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Who’s angry? We won and are high on hope. You’re squealing like a school girl. Angry? Nah, you’re like having free pizza delivered.

Embrace the hope, tony, and say hi to Sister Truth for us.

Clever_Sobriquet November 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]:

Where did everyone go? It was the second coming and it looks like Jebus left your behind behind

proudcitizen November 5, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Sorry, I could only get through half the Meghan McCain clip before blood started dripping from my ears. OMG she is like sooooooo lame.

Mavky November 5, 2008 at 4:18 pm

Freeper blogger and has-been rocker Ted Nugent from my home state. Old grudge.

Gopherit November 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm

[re=167692]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: Seriously, is stormfront down or something? You’re welcome to stay as far as I’m concerned, but you are asking a lot from people who no longer have any reason to be bitter.

blader November 5, 2008 at 4:20 pm

[re=167615]OffTheRecord[/re]:

The cast of characters in the McCain campaign comes straight from the Golden Meadows Trailer Park neighborhood potluck.

Goldfarb is the community’s meth chef, who as a rule, tend toward the (chemically-induced) paranoid side

One Yield Regular November 5, 2008 at 4:21 pm

I was really hoping to see a video of that Chilean little person (the one who did the awesome Pequena Hillary thing) impersonating Sarah Palin before she exited stage wrong. But now I don’t care.

4tehlulz November 5, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=167692]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: INTERNET WATCHDOG. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Lunchbox November 5, 2008 at 4:25 pm

JESUS IS LOVE = Heather Wilson

WeDeserveThisFate November 5, 2008 at 4:34 pm

THE watchdog. Wow. That’s quite a responsibility for someone who seemingly reads and writes at a 8th grade level.

Ever see that Tenacious D episode where they go to the circle church? This troll reminds me of one of those cult members who saves all his “droppings” as he believes them sacred. “I know Jesus loves me, he loves me long time!”

GollyGeeWilly November 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Hmmmm, Meghan McCain. I like you.
I think I’ll pitch my 1-pole tent in Arizona, where
you can scream, “Drill baby, drill” while I get all
presidential on that ass.

P.S. Please burn the dress afterwards. We don’t need another
lynching over a little bodily-fluid spill. Silly republicans…

Mara47 November 5, 2008 at 4:35 pm

[re=167668]Monkey[/re]: “Blunderful” et al.

But the most like impordant theeng is that it was so playful.

qwerty42 November 5, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=167580]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, it’s someone off their meds.

lawrenceofthedesert November 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Some moron wrote, “Palin (The Bitch To Nowhere) is back in Alaska — why beat a dead horse?” I ask what that person has against horses, and must inform that rumors of Gov. Palin’s death have been greatly exaggerated (that’s a literary reference, dude). Alaskans will have to deal with her brand of government now that she won’t be Vice President, but they are a hardy lot used to very eccentric politicians from Hinkle through Stevens, who also may be returning to his home state wearing an ankle bracelet. Btw, the President-elect of Alaska is named Barack Obama.

nietzscheprojectile November 5, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=167692]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]: I thought Jesus had proper grammar down. What happened to you?

Tra November 5, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=167679]JESUS IS LOVE[/re]:

Oh, I don’t know about angry. I’m pretty happy. Guys? Happy?

Ecstatic, even.

Why, thanks for asking!

slappypaddy November 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Meghan McCain tattooed her lips blonde? I didn’t know you could do that.

Ken Layne November 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm

Ok well somebody shoot me an email when you’re all tired of kicking around the retard.

Texas2Step November 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm

[re=167573]The Faunist[/re]: I think the term she wanted was “Serfs”.

elcapitan November 5, 2008 at 4:50 pm

[re=167808]nietzscheprojectile[/re]: Eight year olds, Dude.

GollyGeeWilly November 5, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Who is this “Love is God” person? She is FUNNY!

CooterMarie November 5, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Ok, it’s been bothering me since I saw his first post… then it hit me. I know who JESUS IS LOVE is! And I’ve been dying to look at his site ever since Obama won the election! http://preeedict.blogspot.com/search/label/Sarah%20Palin I understand why he is so upset, he had a lot riding on this. (And hoo-boy, the comments section are all clearly him making up comments and answering them himself. This guy is something). Let’s just say a nice “Buh-bye” to him, too!

Panderfinder November 5, 2008 at 5:12 pm

the megan vlog is pretty enlightening, especially the prophetic
part where Mrs. McCain announces “this is MUCH BETTER than
Washington, DC!”

prayers do get answered.

shortsshortsshorts November 5, 2008 at 5:13 pm

[re=167827]Ken Layne[/re]: EPIC WIN.

ellie November 5, 2008 at 5:16 pm

Sayonara bitches!

llyn November 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Oh, for Chrissake. Ignore the poor so-and-so already, all of you. Maybe then he’ll go away.

Them November 5, 2008 at 5:44 pm

JESUS IS BUTTSECKS: Were you the inspiration for the Ben Stiller character Simple Jack?

nietzscheprojectile November 5, 2008 at 5:45 pm

[re=167837]elcapitan[/re]: What did the eight year olds do to him?

robanybody November 5, 2008 at 5:50 pm

Whoever “Jeebus is Love” is, she’s no patriot. A true patriot would embrace our new, Democratically elected president and wish him well, for the sake of the USofA, rather than immediately trying to poison the well with these predictions of failure and catastrophe, which of course would hurt all AMERICANS. Hurting all Americans is, by definition, UNPATRIOTIC. So whatever she is, she is not a patriot. And I should say that Sarah Palin would be very disappointed in her right now. Not to mention Jeebus.

But I think she’s a he, actually, because the adrenaline and seminal bile and cocky self-assurance in that one is just bigger than most female types can manage to bear without blowing a mammary.

Lascauxcaveman November 5, 2008 at 6:00 pm

[re=167827]Ken Layne[/re]: THANKS KEN, I’VE WANTING TO TEACH MYSELF HOW TO REPLY IN ALL CAPS!

((((( HOW AM I DOING SO FFAR!!!?????!(((!lll!1 )))))

JazzGtr November 5, 2008 at 6:01 pm

I shouldn’t be shocked and appalled that almost half the country is so swallowed whole by dogma and false issues like guns and abortion that they would actually vote to continue this Republican misery for 4 more years.

But I am.

What do some people have against peace and prosperity? It’s not like we don’t have, not one but, two horrifically failed Bush economic models to compare to the Clinton boom.

Let’s see. The failures of Trickle Down vs the explosion of Bottom Up.

How stupid are some people?

Personally I do feel that we were in peril before McCain chose a running mate who’s highest qualification was mayor of the meth capital of Alaska and inspiring people around the world to pronounce their AAAARRRRs really HAAAAARRD making every day she was on the campain “Talk like a Pirate Day”.

Dohn’t ya knoh.

And then there was Joe the ignorant plumber who was neither licensed nor had the money to buy a lemonade stand much less his own business. He certainly didn’t help.

Unless you’re another one of those Republicans with delusions of economic grandeur voting, yet again, against your own economic interests.

Anyway, thank God and let the peace and prosperity return.

JazzGtr November 5, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Personally I do feel that we were in peril before McCain chose a running mate who’s highest qualification was mayor of the meth capital of Alaska and inspiring people around the world to pronounce their AAAARRRRs really HAAAAARRD making every day she was on the campain “Talk like a Pirate Day”.

Dohn’t ya knoh.

And Joe the ignorant plumber who was neither licensed nor had the money to buy a lemonaid stand much less his own business didn’t help.

Unless you’re another one of those Republicans with delusions of economic grandeur voting, yet again, against your own economic interests.

Now, I shouldn’t be shocked and appalled that almost half the country is so swallowed whole by dogma and false issues like guns and abortion that they would actually vote to continue this Republican misery for 4 more years.

But I am.

What do some people have against peace and prosperity? It’s not like we don’t have, not one but, two horrifically failed Bush economic models to compare to the Clinton boom.

Let’s see. The failures of Trickle Down vs the explosion of Bottom Up.

How stupid are some people?

Anyway, thank God and let the peace and prosperity return.

60615 Watch November 5, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Oh, Meghan McCain. Didn’t they teach you in Blogger Skool never to zoom in on the lone black man when you say “chicken and ribs”?

problemwithcaring November 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm

I had already weighed all options , and I knew weeks ago that if Obama won this it just gives me an excuse to be the watchdog on his presidency .

Oh noes! JEEBUS is LOVe = JTP??

Jukesgrrl November 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm

[re=167558]ManchuCandidate[/re]: A Grammy for you.

Jukesgrrl November 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm

[re=167613]pepe[/re]: Smokin’ idea! Maybe she could talk some sense into Hasselbeck.

Larry McAwful November 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm

[re=168093]60615 Watch[/re]: I saw that, too. I think this is what Republicans call “minority outreach.” Isn’t there another Meghan McCain vlog where she and Cindy compare Fab Five Freddie and JayZ?

Jukesgrrl November 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm

[re=167675]Chumley[/re]: To console himself, Charlie Crist is going to marry Levi. That kind of thing is all the rage in Florida.

Charlie Tuna November 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm

Poor, poor Meghan. Larry Flynt made that edgy documentary about Palin, and what does Malibu Barbie McCain get?

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

She is the dumpy bridesmaid that, despite the open bar, nobody bothers to do the Chicken Dance with, you know, vaginally.

With Hollywood Squares off the air this is the only media outlet that acknowledges she exists.

She should have hired a ghost writer, like JFK did for Profiles In Courage.

one_nation_under_gay_baby November 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm

Actually, True Cristian [sic], whoops, I mean Jesus is Love,

I’m super!!! Thanks for asking!!!

One Yield Regular November 5, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Grrgh. I should never post without spending 5 seconds on Google first. I don’t know how I missed La Pequena Sarah Palin, which all of you have probably already seen and wished you hadn’t, but here it is:

http://buzzfeed.com/peggy/la-pequena-sarah-palin

JESUS IS LOVE November 5, 2008 at 9:35 pm

[re=168150]One Yield Regular[/re]: Someone asked my manager today what his kids were going to be and he said “Hippies”.

I don’t know why it was so funny…. he just says shit without blinking so you never know if he’s serious or not.

Oh man, it’s a nice night out and I can’t really enjoy it. I get to cook up eggs and then go to sleep.

ivenson November 5, 2008 at 10:18 pm

[re=167584]irisheyes[/re]: yeah, and I just got my avatar perfected…

ivenson November 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm

[re=167615]OffTheRecord[/re]: I didn’t forget…that’s when I began to have illicit, man-on-man fantasies about Rick Sanchez.

mookworthjwilson November 5, 2008 at 11:04 pm

poor “little” tubby…now her fat freeloading ass will have to live at one of mommy’s 7 houses instead of getting her pick of bedrooms at the white house…maybe malia will let her sleepover one night or something…

Darthhippy November 6, 2008 at 2:21 am

Ok, is it just me or does the megahn (sp) Mccain video blog thingie (I had to qualify that thing up there). Come off as a show and tell of all the Mccain inside contacts?

102415 November 6, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Thank you for this Ken. I was blue screened for like 24 hours and I don’t want to ever forget the good times over the years we’ve had here.

Katzenelson November 6, 2008 at 10:52 pm

CooterMarie: http://preeedict.blogspot.com/ “The comments section are all clearly him making up comments and answering them himself.”
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You’re clearly out of contact with reality making up primitive smear about people you don’t know since they don’t wanna know you. And how come you know that kind of practice you excuse other of, huahaha?!
Get a life, sick kid – and thnx for all that attention, not for the unproductive hatred though!

Borat November 8, 2008 at 4:32 am

The imagry and colors of her in that hotel room reminds me too much of a certain Paris Hiton hotel video

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