Wonkette
We posted this image from a McCain campaign fundraising e-mail last November when the landscape of the election was (a) John McCain is flat broke but is the only Republican who can win this election and (b) Hillary Clinton is a deadly monster who can only be killed by the hero-prophet Walnuts. Hmm. Instead, Hillary Clinton somehow lost her party’s nomination, which made a bunch of old gals angry, which led John McCain to select a random vag for his running mate, which heavily contributed to his rather substantial defeat in last night’s election.
“Random vag” is now officially my favorite nickname for Palin.
“A Random Vag Named Also” could work as the title of her memoir.
Makes the acronym RVILF so universal.
McCain did defeat Clinton, in that Walnuts got the opportunity to be ridiculed for a longer period of time. But Hillary, we will all get to laugh at you again, sometime in the future. Of this I am sure.
Oh, so its all Hillary’s fault then, isn’t it?
Random? She was thoroughly vetted by Wee Willy Kristol and selected community college drop-outs on the McCain staff. And Meghan.
CollegeStudent: Those 18 million bitter cracks were replaced in the last few weeks with a new pane sealed with that 3M stuff
hold the phones
Clinton didn’t win last night?
this makes it an epic fail of biblical proportions
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I hope Sarah Palin didn’t get an of that stuff on one of her fancy outfits. That would so violate the return policy, and its impossible to get out.
I have no doubt Hillary would have found a way to lose this campaign, Palin and Financial crisis notwithstanding, because she lacks the broad appeal to young and first-time voters, disillusioned independents, and the coin-tossing undecideds. That, and the unsightly gash betwixt her gamy thighs.
Too small for such a big day.
As Macbeth would say no man of woman born or something.
Dewey: Still president of make-believe.
HuskyMescan: Yes. A Biblical Epic (Fail)
sezme: Generalissimo Francisco Franco: Still dead.
Christ, I’m old.
Defeats her at what, shuffleboard?
Still waiting for my jetpack and flying car.
Kwame’: Yes please.
I’m glad you said it Newell because the multitude of dickbags on le televisor are only interested in Trashy McWhitey’s kind-of, not-really mea culpa this morning and blaming the election on the most irrelevant of ambiguities that they call “the economy.” Economies don’t beat people. Imagine if Walnuts picked Mittens, or the eBay bAbe, or the HP chick, or anyone who ran a state in which “balancing the budget” didn’t amount to calculating exactly how large every frozen asshole’s oil check would be. They lost on “the economy” because non-dingbats were terrified at the prospect of Trashy having to manage “the economy” come February, when Walnuts’ 96-year-old aunt would murder him with arsenic in his Fiber One.
Come on now. In all the world in all the multiverse do you know how improbable that headline is?
Pretty sure she can still win this…
Palin-Clinton 2012!