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DEATH

This Bull Will Be Slaughtered, In Kenya, If Obama Wins

Barack Obama’s “ancestors” in the quaint town of Kogelo, Kenya, deign to slaughter this beast if their favorite Luo Tribesman wins the U.S. presidential election. Now that the Bitters have more or less finished voting, everyone forward this post to every Bitter you know, along with scary comments like “THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, BUBBA.” It will scare the shit out of them, ha ha. Do it. [CNN]


8:59 PM on Tue November 4 2008
By Jim Newell
947 Views

  1. simetrias says at 9:06 pm, November 4th, 2008

    And think of all the wildlife in Alaska that will be slaughtered tomorrow in wilding vengeance!

  2. Lazy Media says at 9:07 pm, November 4th, 2008

    The sacrificial bulls are turning the tank red with their crimson arterial fountains.

  3. simetrias says at 9:07 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Hopey’s win would change the way we look at ourselves as a country. Yup. With pride.

  4. simetrias says at 9:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Gergen: People worked thru their racial prejudice and said, “I’ll take him ANYWAY.” Ay.

  5. AngryBlakGuy says at 9:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    …they wont even shoot it from a helicopter? What a bunch of pussies!

  6. Juan McMaverick says at 9:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Y’all reckon they got some A1?

  7. Today, we are all being led to the slaughter.

    All hail our new masters! The Moors have re-taken Segovia!

  8. simetrias says at 9:08 pm, November 4th, 2008

    That bull in the photo looks like a water buffalo….

  9. Texan Bulldoggette says at 9:09 pm, November 4th, 2008

    For crying out loud, folks. Leave the animals alone. BTW: that bull’s scrawnier than Bob Dole’s legs.

  10. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 9:09 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Did anyone else see Tom Delay on MSNBC, apparently speaking from a museum diorama, talking about how Nancy Pelosi is going to go all Reichstag Fire on us and destroy the world?

  11. hrhkingfriday says at 9:09 pm, November 4th, 2008

    This is going directly to my great aunt maude in central PA

  12. WagTehGod says at 9:09 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Ha ha Chuck Todd just said “the Silicone Valley of Virginia.” I didn’t know Virginia had its version of the San Fernando Valley!

  13. Lazy Media says at 9:10 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Hopey is down only 32k in Virginia, and Arlington County results HAVE NOT COME IN AT ALL.

  14. Itsjustme says at 9:17 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Don’t do it Obama family!

  15. DemmeFatale says at 9:17 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Thanks for the bummer, Wonkette!

  16. DemmeFatale says at 9:19 pm, November 4th, 2008

    WagTehGod: …And it’s SILICON! Not the titty expanding stuff!

  17. Itsjustme says at 9:19 pm, November 4th, 2008

    What is up with Tinkle and Franken?

  18. graceless says at 9:24 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Who doesn’t like a good BBQ? Yum!

  19. OzoneTom says at 9:33 pm, November 4th, 2008

    I suppose that it’s worth it.

    What are the chances of getting some nice kosher-cut shortribs?

  20. Snarkfest says at 9:43 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Oh No!! Tell Obama to call them and tell them to STOP!!

  21. freeradical says at 10:35 pm, November 4th, 2008

    Jim: “..ha, ha. Do it.”

    I LOVE you. And I’m a lesbian.

  22. That bull is head of the Committee to re-elect McCain in Kenya.

  23. Bye-bye, Mr. Bull!

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