OK, college kids, we know that you immediately will believe anything that a dumb Internet message tells you, but this e-mail from George Mason University’s “Provost” is, in fact, a hoax sent by racist hackers trying to stop the black guy from winning Virginia. So go out and vote as planned, it won’t take long, and then you can continue to play your Britney Spears Xbox games on the Wii.

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  1. I was fooled. It seemed so natural that the provost of Geroge Mason Univeristy would personally apologize for delaying an election.

  2. I’m impressed.

    The fuckers dragged a $100 bill through a trailer park, and not only found Palin with it, but also apparently someone possessing rudimentary haxing skills.

  3. Trying to get Teh Blacks to vote late? Shocking!

    In other news, the sun rose in the East today, the cholesterol in eggs is good/bad for you, and it turns out the KKK has a problem with Jews.

  4. Oh, come on. That’s at least four kinds of awesome to every three kinds of batshit racist. Violations of computer systems by/from/at universities is classic americana by this point.

  5. I’m crashing fast, people. Going to need an Obama comfort team. Bring Drake’s coffee cakes and Sunkist, please. I can’t tolerate the next 8 hours of my life without both of these.

  6. Wasn’t this kind of sneaky attack only marginally clever back in 1996 or whatever?

    Also, who wants to bet it takes like 10x as long to catch the guy(s) who did this as it did to catch the guy who “hacked” Sarah Palin’s yahoo email account?

  7. [re=163575]Spackle Camshaft Palin[/re]: Yep! It’s the lead story over at FauxNews. The Black Panthers are intimidating people who have to fill out their ballots all bent over in church pews. This election is rigged! Do over!

  8. i dunno.. do we really want retards who fall for this crap to have a say in the future of our country anyway? i mean.. really? a little bit of natural selection never hurt anyone.

  9. I have a Mason faculty account, and the bogus email was gone by the time I was
    logged in; instead, there was a legitimate email from the provost’s office.
    Mason has pretty good spam defense.

  10. Boy, I really hope that the University fired off a “guys, we got spoofed, Jesus go vote” message.

    In other news, anybody actually willing to go to Stormfront and see how they’re shitting themselves with fear?

  11. [re=163574]The Station Manager[/re]: Yes, I like the fact that its two Black Panthers single-handedly stopping all voting in that precinct. Srsly, this bad-theater passed as “scary” in the ’60’s?

  12. [re=163575]Spackle Camshaft Palin[/re]: Hmm, I didn’t see any Panthers this morning.

    Must have been Alan Keyes in blackface trying to intimidate voters.

  13. [re=163607]intellijen[/re]: Well, obviously John McCain believed this crap since he’s still campaigning in Grand Junction, CO. Oh yeah, and he’s still kissing Joe the Jew’s ass. He’s bragging on his old old mother who’s tottering around the stage like John did during the town hall debate. It’s quite pathetic that he’s still doing this dog and pony show about how the “Mac is back!!” The more patriotic words he let’s rip lead me to believe that he is guilty of idolatry…ya know how you’re not supposed to worship anything or anyone before God? “America” is McCain’s golden calf. Blah blah blah…he won’t shut up with the same stupid false rhetoric. NO, not the “Drill Baby Drill!!!” If he wipes his nose ONE MORE TIME with his elbow, gross.

  14. Wait, I thought it was K-12 where you learned how to fall in line behind the teacher, and college was all about…what is it again…thinking for yourself?

  15. LOL I love how they think us college kids are just so stupid. Oh and there are all types of ages in college too. Not just us young adults. I’ve had classes with people who have teenage kids. Doy.

  16. Pretty stupid phishing. No college student going to read e-mail from their provost. I am sure that they have their spam filters set so the e-mail goes right into their junk mail folder. It should have had the Subject line: Nude pictures of Britney Spears, that would have got them to read it.

  17. oh god, please, I know we have had our arguments, but PLEASE LET THE NICE BLACK MAN WIN THE PREZNITCY, PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE. Now I lay me down to drink bourbon and diet pepsi and eat pretzels in a feverish bezerker rage until I pass out, my face glued to the tv and election results with my own snot and tears; and when I wake up suddenly, my face blotchy and red, I will pull bong hits in Your Holy Name and celebrate four upcoming years of Hopey and Non-suckitude. Please oh please, AMen.

  18. [re=163575]Spackle Camshaft Palin[/re]: You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Yes, the Black Panthers, the face of Black America that hasn’t been relevant since 1970. Hey Matt Drudge, I hear Barack once whistled at a white lady.

    Stupid fucking Wingnuts. I’m praying they so upset that they leave the country/off themselves come Wednesday.

  19. Wait, people can lie on the intertubes? I always thought it was like the newspaper days where they couldn’t print anything that wasn’t true. this is getting very confusing. Soon we will only be able to believe what we see on TV

  20. [re=163717]NoWireHangers[/re]: It’s up at Gawker, with Fox News and the footage from the UPenn student’s camera phone*

    *UPenn student is the Biggest. Manpussy. Ever.

  21. I got this email in my university account:

    Dear Students,

    A number of University of Florida students have reported receiving a text
    message today claiming that voting has been extended until Wednesday. This
    message is NOT legitimate and it should be ignored.

    Silly college kids.

  22. [re=163718]S.Luggo[/re]: Two of the motherfuckers? That’s a lot scarier than one “maybe alive, maybe not” tiger. I am less afraid of all the Black Panthers than I am of three Joe the Plumbers. At least the Panthers know how to read.

  23. I think my last post sounded awfully racist–did it? I didn’t mean it–I meant something like (1) cool! and (2) the Black Panthers Still Exist? and (3) it rocks that our team has someone watching out for our voters this time.

    Sorry…when I bring the snark–or try to–it makes me feel all dirty, and then I think I am gonna jinx the election.

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