Alaska Betrays Its Imperial Princess
Meet your new battleground state, the People's Republic of Alaska, where a full 50% of the non-elk population was birthed by Sarah Palin. [ Daily Kos ]
National Review lady Kathryn Jean Lopez has tattletaled on local Soviet madrassa Beldevere Elementary School, to Beldevere Elementary School, for electing Barack Obama the president of grades K thru 5. [ The Corner ]
Whoever leaked the stuff about Obama's immigrant aunt seeking asylum is in big trouble, as revealing this sort of thing is illegal. [ TPMMuckraker ]
When asked why there aren't more minorities are her rallies, Palin replies that Husband Todd is an Alaskan and nonsensically concludes "We live it." [ Ben Smith ]
No one is showing up to McCain's sad Floridian rallies, least of all Charlie Crist, who mysteriously left early. [ CNN Political Ticker ]