Wonkette
For those of you at your very professional workplaces, here is the text of Sarah Palin’s latest verbal feat of derring-do: “What do they [The Liberals!] think? Do they think the terrorists have all the sudden become the good guys and changed their minds? No, the terrorists still seek to destroy America and her allies and all that it is that we stand for: freedom, tolerance, and equality. The terrorists have not changed their minds.” We at Wonkette do, in fact, believe that the terrorists have become the good guys. You can see Osama & Pals doing Habitat for Humanity work in the streets of any major American city. Planting new trees, picking up trash. Can’t anyone get a second chance, Sarah? [HuffPo]
I think Obama is finally going to take their bait and start using the word victory, a lot. Starting tomorrow night in Grant Park.
No, the terrorists have not changed their minds, Sarah. They’ve just decided to sit back and relax a spell while you do their job of destroying America.
Only…one more day…and it’s STFU time for the Klondike Dilly bar.
sk1win:Ha that was good. This woman is absolutely insane
Oh hell yes. I will be using the word victory a whole lot.
I hear G. Gordon Liddy is very active in Meals on Wheels.
I can’t even say something right now. Just when you thought everything’s over,
you’re bombarded by total ineptness that tops the last one and you’re just overwhelmed.
The stupidity, it hurts.
I heard that they’re also seeking to destroy rock-bottom prices at the Mall of the Americas, puppy love, and the space-time continuum. God, she’s like a Free Republic stupidity-golem.
Chuckles there behind her (our left, her right) is reaaaaaaally checking out that ass.
I love how she’s using the word “terrorist” roughly every two sentences there.
Hey guys, before you vote for whatsisname, perhaps you should reconsider, because TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS TERRORISTS
But Obama gets along so well with terrorist like Bill Ayers, Nancy Pelosi and Keith Olbermann…
WTF???????????????????????????????????
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/11/spooky-defense.html
“The terrorists have not changed their minds.”
And neither have the voters! HENGH?! HENGH?! Sarah, you had a good run, but it’s just about over.
You just remember Sarah Palin, terrorists are people too.
Check out the Fox banner “Palin: We need a leader who isn’t afraid to the use the word ‘Victory’”
Something tells me the wingnuts will soon have their fill of fearless Barry using the word repeatedly tomorrow night.
WHAT terrorists? Is this the Ayers bullshit, or is she doing yet another Obama/Osama mindfuck where she convinces people that the man who will become President tomorrow is an Indonesian Taliban-trained suicide bomber who will detonate suitcase nukes with the help of the ghost of Saddam Hussein in their local West Virginia Wal-Mart? You can’t just say stuff like this, Sarah! It’s slanderous insane and wrong!
Oh God, I’d be pissed if it weren’t for the fact you were being shipped back to Alaska tomorrow as an empty shell of damaged goods.
Wow, I had no idea that Obama thinks the terrorists are the good guys! I was undecided until I saw that speech, but now I’m voting for McCain-Palin!
Durrrrr.
She’d use the term 9/11 more, but Rudy and his law firm got that shit copyrighted and she ain’t so good with numbers.
Terrorists vs. Cling-ons! Who can get more pennies trick-or-treating for Unicef?
NO!
I hate this woman. Because she stands for everything I hate. Freedom, tolerance and equality.
Wait a minute! The terrorists are the bad guys? It all makes sense now.
I had a good chuckle at Sarah Palin saying we have to defend tolerance.
My prediction is that Caribou Barbie starts spending a whole lot of time “outside” Alaska, leaving the Lt. Governor to handle things while she sets up her new life. She’s gotten a taste of the spotlight and it’s like crack to her.
Palin isn’t going away after the election. Thanks to McCain & co. the fundies have found their new queen. She’s going to milk the fuck out of her new celebrity. Just get used to seeing that face and hearing that awful voice. She’s the new head of the opposition party.
Can this election go on forever, please? I’m gonna miss this, all this magic we have here.
All right, where’s that October Surprise we’ve all been waiting for? ‘Cause Sarah saying libruls say terrorists are the good guys isn’t going to change many votes. WALNUTS! should’ve been nicer to Chimpy all these years.
But my friends, be warned: however this comes out, we’re not going to be rid of Miss Winkie. She’s as attracted to fame as Roger Ailes is to attractive chattering wingnuts, and she’ll be getting a Fox paycheck very, very soon.
Hey, it’s the terrorist perogative. Terrorists don’t follow the rules, like changing their minds. They are very maericky
I had a flat on the side of the highway and a guy wearing a kaffiyeh and driving a old beater sand-brown Toyota pickup with the back filled with AKs-47s, IEDs and Al Quaeda literature stopped and helped me change the tire.
Not so good with the english, but smart enough to know about the @#%& backwards lug nut threads on my old Plymouth.
Thanks, Mr. Terrist!
her voice is raga music to my ears.
Her 15 minutes are just……….about…………up.
Have a good trip back to Alaska, Sarah Dipshit.
Don’t let the door kick you in the ass on your way out.
Let us know when Bristol and Levi set a date.
Otherwise, don’t call us…..
mattbolt: You can’t just say stuff like this, Sarah! It’s slanderous insane and wrong!
Annnnnnd Sarah’s first amendment rights end THERE. Right there, at the Gate of Litigation. Gentlemen (and ladies), start your amicus briefs…
Worlds End: On a similar note, OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1082707/Outrage-chastity-belt-lingerie-fitted-GPS-tracking-system.html
My fist wants to start a culture war with her face.
Also, how does she know so much about ‘the terrorists?’ Are they sending emails outlining their plans and feelings to her unsecured yahoo email account?
Which speechwriters have drunk the straw man koolaid? All of them?
E.g. “do they think terrorists have become the good guys?”
E.g. “are they saying that we should take away babies and kill them?”
E.g. “are they saying that we should disband our democracy and let Hugo Chavez rule this country?”
Please, please, please, let them get hammered hard tomorrow.
C’moooon Terroriiiiiists! Do something…We’re losing!
No, she said “terrists.” These are the earth people…hobbits and such, with their hoarding of preciousss gold that belong to USssssss!
Palin says “victory is coming” and I for one agree.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Warsaw_Nike_02.jpg
PoliTacky:”Also, how does she know so much about ‘the terrorists?’”
My thoughts exactly, almost. How does she know so much about what’s going on in the minds of the terrorists? It’s very suspicious.
I, for one, welcome the opportunity to be rid of our idiot overlords. Bye-bye, Republicfucks.
HuskyMescan: Huh
Give her credit for fighting until the “bitter” end
Gov. Palin is the white Omarosa!
After this Sarah is going to have a very promising career marketing her stylish hockey stick covers made from the fur of wolves on QVC.
Great, now all those former terrorists I’ve hired from Job Corps are going to turn on me Wednesday morning. Thanks for the heads up, Sarah!
I kind of can’t believe she hasn’t started calling Obama a Satan-worshipping Wiccan because he read the Harry Potter books with his daughter. Try to keep up, Sarah!
Didn’t this lady say that it’s all up to god now?
Does this mean that if Obama wins, god’s in the tank? Because if he’s in our tank, who the hell is in theirs?!
slappypaddy: She has joined with them in a Terra-Rist Klingon Mind Meld… oh, dammit, that’s the Vulcans.
Um, Sarah, I think America is actually a hermaphrodite. Sexist.
Godot: Thought the same thing. I think this is actually brilliant. So when Hopey wins, and one of her nutjob stalkers goes rogue and in a giant roid rage, flinging poo and hurting people, she won’t be held responsible for causing any of it. She can say, “I have been encouraging Tolerance, so I’m glad to be cleared of any wrongdoing”.
Stick a fork in her. Not because she’s done, but because I’d really just like to see a fork protruding from her.
God’s too busy engineering college and pro football comebacks based on the teams’ relative devoutness to worry his pretty little head about trivial shit like elections.
Allies? What allies? Oh yeah, the ones who are unanimously in the tank for Obama…
This screaching imbecile’s voice makes me nostaligic for when I could fall asleep on the sofa listening to the dulcet and soothing lullaby of Hillary Clinton.
fuckinredneck: “Does this mean that if Obama wins, god’s in the tank? Because if he’s in our tank, who the hell is in theirs?!”
Think about it a moment, it’ll come to you.
This is long but great, and a very good reminder of why we don’t want this linguistically and intellectually challenged clump of fur anywhere near the White House:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2008/nov/02/george-bush-legacy-usa
Is it possible that Wasilla misses an entire family of idiots?
Norb - the Almighty is heavily involved in all award-winning hip-hop.
The internets are reporting that Walnuts’ & Palin’s crowds are much tinier than expected today. True?
Gopherit:
Judging by what I saw on the Daily Show, No. Plenty of redundancy in Stupidity.
Has anyone else noticed the hair - the high beehive thing is back! It’s been gone for about 6 weeks. I guess she threw out the RNC hairdressers!
suecris: So is the red dress she “gave away.”
I swear, there has to be an audible whistling near her head on windy days.
ManchuCandidate: Damn, I was hoping they’d want her back. This stupid moose-killer is going to be on TV for the next 4 years.
The Decider: Judging by her performance in interview, rallies, and debates, I think she’s also had a tast of non-metaphorical crack.
thanks sarah! freedom, tolerance and equality. i’ll be sure to invite you to my big lesbo wedding.
MITTENS/GLASSES 2012!!!1!
Perhaps this is just the exception but this morning as I was walking to work some guy handed me his pipe bomb and a bag full of a powdery white substance so that he could help an old lady cross the street. I’m just saying.
I’ll be so happy when I don’t have to hear Mooseburger Helper say things her down syndrome infact cringes at anymore.
Earlier she says, “And there must be something about San Francisco and he.” Tell us…what is it about he? Is him not like us in a rainbow-decal/leather-chaps kind of way?
I can’t wait for this snowbilly to slither back to Alaska. She embodies everything that is wrong in politics.
If she hates San Francisco, she better not count on any money from Bank of America. Maybe Natalie Tieger will run and clean her clock.YUm.
johnbpt: Win!!
Oh my God, she is so right! http://tinyurl.com/5w9k9o
When is this nasty, wretched, ignorant little piece of piece of frozen pond scum going to go away???? Even my right-wing retired Navy colonel uncle is getting embarrassed.
Worlds End: WTF???????????????????????????????????
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/11/spooky-defense.html
CIA hires contractor to contain rowdy voters… in Oregon?
A.) Waaayyy too much weed and mushrooms laying around for that.
B.) And you’d think that the government might know that Oregonians vote by mail…
http://www.co.multnomah.or.us/dbcs/elections/election_information/voting_in_oregon.shtml
Nicole Wallace is now doing her Bill Kristol mating call of Bizarro-Speak about how Palin is exactly what they wanted. Can I order a Giant Ape to smash her and Tucker Bounds together like a couple of thunder sticks?
It’s hard to tell if she’s stupid or if she thinks her audience is stupid, which is why she talks to them like 3-year olds, or if its just one big clusterfuck of total stupidity? Just listening to her will make you lose IQ points.
Can we list witch hunting as a form of terrorism against women so we can say this moron’s been palling around with terrorists that she thinks are good guys (crazy Kenyan Pastor)? When do we get to send her back to Neiman’s with her clothes?
mattbolt: I’m with you. Seriously trying to chill on this one because in less than 36h, God willing, that dumb gash and her dead-eyed senile running mate are done. But I’m hard pressed to do it, because I think if the Iditarod Idiot had just two more days, she’d just come out with it and say that Obama himself is a terrorist. She’s edging closer and closer to it, flirting with it, dancing around the edges. She’s killing me.
You may ask yourself, “How do I work this?” - Talking Heads
“People were born to fart around.” - Kurt Vonnegut.
Did she ACTUALLY just claim to back a vision of America that champions “freedom, tolerance and equality”….??! SPUTTER. This woman better hope to never find herself in the same room as me.