And This Is Why Matt Drudge Has Had No Impact On The Election

Hey kids, here's your current top story on Matt Drudge's wingnut bastion, The Drudge Report. He is so upset about Obama's middle finger popping up as he scratches his face, which happens all the time! Who knew that Obama would be so stupid as to intentionally flip off his challenger the day before an election, thus ruining all of his chances? Matt Drudge is So Powerful. With this kind of election-eve material, maybe he'll get his very own diary on RedState some day! [ YouTube ]