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Seems like some reporter here doesn’t much know how to transcribe Palinese: “And there must be something about San Francisco and he because it’s like I heard on Fox News today, it’s like a truth serum where when he’s there, he seems to be more candid, and remember it was there that he talked about, there you go, the bitter clingers, the cling-ons, all of us, I guess, you know holding on to religion and guns and, um, so something about he being there in San Francisco.” It is spelled “Klingon,” as in, “Sarah Palin is a horribly mean space alien called a Klingon, and these are her Klingon friends.” This word is so much better than “Bitter.” So we’ll give this transcriber a free pass — BUT ONLY ONCE, SEE? Also: Jesus, did anyone understand any of that quote?? [CNN]
Sadly, The Constitution grants her the right to speak….like a fucking moron.
Today is a good day for her career to die.
A: No.
Seeing her words transcribed makes me. need. liquor.
This picture choice seems to imply that Joe Biden is a furry. Are you saying Joe Biden is a furry?
You try getting fisted in the ass all night and then the next day not being honest about your plans to take over America.
Two words.
Oral Suppository.
This is the most sexist crap I’ve ever read. Shame on wonkette. Lazy media.
It was bitter clingons with guns, Barbie. At least get it right when you slander That One.
I think “dingleberry” was the word she was looking for.
It all started when George Takei got gay married….
FreshCliches: And we’re violating that right of hers at this very second, guyz!
BobLoblawLawBlog: I dare anyone to diagram a sentence (and I use that term loosely/Bristol-y) from any Bible Spice quote. To anyone who tries, make sure you have excellent health insurance before you make an attempt. You may need a brain surgeon to mop up the mess.
4tehlulz: The VP debate would have been infinitely more watchable if he was.
FreshCliches: It’s her constitutional right to speak in incomplete sentences.
Forget the cling-ons, what about the bitter Klingers? Is Jamie Farr still in the army and pissed about it?
…Is she trying to imply that BO is gay? Deriving gay libtard truthiness power from his crystal palace in SF, like fucking superman? Or is she calling him Superman? …so confused.
And Sarah adds: “It’s the far-left wing of the [Democratic ]party is getting ready to take over the entire federal government.”
Like I didn’t already expect that. Geez, lady, gimme some news I don’t know in my heart is true.
She’s like a blog for people who can’t figure out how to turn on the computer.
“Just yesterday, revelation, an audiotape surfaces,” Palin argued, despite the fact that the Obama interview has been posted online for nine months.
That’s in keeping with her idea that 4.6 billion years is about the same as 6,000 years.
I wondered how long until somebody played the Alien Race Card.
me fail english? that’s unpossible.
Join me in supporting a ban on Klingon Marriage
http://www.askthelawguy.info/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/klingwed1.jpg
It is an abomination.
I’m just waiting for her head to explode from all this thinking. Well, I guess it’s not really thinking. Hmm, not sure what word to use. I guess, I’ll just say that I see Bible Spice as robot on the verge of meltdown.
I was skimming and thought that was one of those Hilarious Wonkette Exaggeratino Quotes (hwecks), but then I saw that it was actually really from Sarah Palin and somehow I found another piece of me inside that could still die.
Barack Obama wants to take away your bat’leths!
In space, no one can hear Sarah Palin field dress the English language.
Huwahhh? I beg of you Jim, send the pic to her campaign, it perfectly encapsulates this whole long nightmare…
Jesus, she’s so fucking horribly delicious.
Forming coherent sentences: ur doing it wrong.
They mentioned San Francisco, so you know it was some sort of smear.
Also from CNN today, this guy who is still wrestling with “moral issues” and so he’s still undecided about who to vote for: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/03/undecided.voters/index.html
I’m pretty sure those moral issues are, “If I tell people who I’ve decided to vote for, then no one will care what I think as an undecided voter anymore! Halp! i needz teh attenshun!”
tremendous: Ha ha, I love Ralph Wiggum….
MathewBrooks: Oh, my — I’m all for equal rights and everything — but where do I sign up?
Alien race? Mexican or Canadian?
“And there must be something about San Francisco and he because it’s like I heard on Fox News today….”
Now THERE’S the litmus test for any future candidate once Hopey rides into DC on the back of his Unicorn.
See you in ‘16, Republicans. Hopefully, you’ll have recaptured your party from The Raptured.
Without the filter of the librul media her speech flows like William F. Buckley (if he was brain-damaged, disoriented, and re-programmed in Fargo).
Stupid is as stupid speaks.
Bitter Klingons are the ones who had their ray-guns taken away from them.
I think if Jack Cafferty reads this transcript, his head will explode. Sweet Lord, she is as dumb as they come.
Under the bus, you go, Sarah!!!
Revenge is a dish best served with over 300 Electoral Votes.
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I!!??!!1!
Just seems like this is a good time for a sing-a-long
So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, “this’ll be the day that I die.
“this’ll be the day that I die.”
These bitter Klingons have their own translation of the Bible too!
http://klv.mrklingon.org/
This reminds me of a certain Colbert Report:
Palin’s not the first Klingon-American Republican…
Hey Sarah - what’s the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have a Porsche in my garage.
dano: NoWireHangers: If she weren’t allowed to speak this way, you’d have to worry about the First Amendment.
San Fran Cisco. Global Djs
bago: Thump thump thump…if you’re goin…to San-fran-cisco….thump thump
How do you say “queeb” in Klingon?
Mista Eko: Do you require credit/acknowledgment/copyright, because I’m so stealing that for the next 48 hours.
Klingons definitely do cling-on to their guns. Also their curved swordy things.
But Obama’s definitely got the black Vulcan vote sewed up: http://www.starfleet-knights.com/Pictures/tuvok.jpg
fuckinredneck: Obama will take away your Bat’leth!
Cogito Ergo Bibo: I have tried. Oh, good Lordy Lordy mah frend Jeebus who lurvs and heps me, have I tried. Her oral gesticulations defy all sober attempts at diagramming… Oh. My bad.
Well, if San Francisco passes Measure K and legalizes prostitution, I will be able to get drunk and stoned off my ass when I solicit sex while Twittering the diagrams of her concession speech. Hail Jeebus.
FreshCliches: Hah. Go for it.
Ha, I went to college with the guy who wrote that. Hoya Saxa, Peter Hamby!!
We are all Klingons now. Does that mean we have to attend the conventions?
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Are there Klingons without guns?
MathewBrooks: He will take your Bat’leth, make it legal for warriors to marry, and will negotiate with the Romulans without preconditions! THAT NEUTRAL ZONE’S THERE FOR A REASON, BUB!
I assume the Klingons won the bowling tournament since the furries DON’T HAVE ANY FUCKING FINGERS.
Yeah, I know it’s off-topic, but that poster interests me far more than Palin’s latest gaffe at this point.
Custerwolf: Thanks. I just spit all over my monitor.
Can we start the dead baby jokes now?
“Cling-ons”?
Isn’t that some new brand of diaper or something?
fuckinredneck: hahaha WIN
Hopey dont play that game: Your name shouldn’t have “game.” If your name is derived from Homey the Clown of In Living Color fame, it’s “Homey, don’t play that.” Hence. “Hopey, don’t play that.” Getting this right is just as important as voting. You accidentally exposed your whiteness, didn’t you?
grendel: Maybe dead Klingons don’t have guns; and yet, I somehow still think they carry them to their graves in case there are Romulans in the next life.
The reporter forgot *****WINK***** and ****STARBURST**** at the end of the quote.
Hahaha, nutbar Wendy Button responds to the vicious dumping of Wonktards and others on her at the Daily Beast:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-10-31/hot-button/
Does she mean Klingons on Uranus?
Given she clearly speaks a different, as yet unknown to the rest of humanity language, maybe she IS part of an alien race.
http://www.bustergetmypills.com
Palin in a Star Trek porn would make bank. Plus, the Klingon currency is strong against the dollar.
She’s a poet. You need the line breaks to get it:
Something About San Francisco and He
And there must be something
about San Francisco and he
because it’s like I heard
on Fox News today,
it’s like a truth serum
where when he’s there,
he seems to be
more candid,
and remember it was there
that he talked about,
there you go,
the bitter clingers,
the cling-ons,
all of us,
I guess,
you know
holding on to religion
and guns and,
um,
so something about
he being there
in San Francisco.
More here: http://www.slate.com/id/2201342/
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Here you go darling! Not even the most experienced grammarian could do it (but damned if she didn’t try)!
“Diagramming Sarah: Can Palin’s Sentences Stand Up to a Grammarian?”
http://www.slate.com/id/2201158/
I guess Cindy is cutting Sarah in on “the good stuff” now. She probably IS seeing Klingons, at this point.
I want the change. I’m in deserverance of the change. And so give me my change and let these two fuckranauts, klingon or otherwise, fuck-off and get out of the way of my change.
skroocap: That’s not bad.
Sheesh. What IS it with these Republicans and their histrionic San Francisco phobia?
But maybe she’s on to something. When she stopped by the Hyatt at SFO last month, she told the gathering how happy she was to be in Marin County. The only way you can simultaneously be in Marin AND at SFO is through some kind of Klingon hyperspace voodoo.
She is living proof of the long-term damage that results from watching too much television.
So we get to be ruled by either the Klingons or the Furries? Not the Romulans or Cardassians? Or the Borg? cripes.
How come every time she opens her mouth, it makes me think of Alex Karras’ character in “Blazing Saddles?”
In that context, “Mongo merely pawn in game of life” takes on an entirely new meaning.
Are you fucking kidding me? Retards call her retarded!!!
Tommy Says Soooo: Um… So, she’s a Democratic speechwriter who decided to vote for WALNUTS! because the Dems were mean to Joe the Plumber and thus proved they hate the working class? WTF?
She’ll fit right in at the Palin household.
Actually, I’ve partied with Sarah and Bristol and they are both insatiable.
Why is it that I can see her dumb ass refusing to concede the election even if McCain concedes?
I think it’s so beautiful that they’re transcribing her word-for-word; you can’t look at that with a straight face and argue that she’s qualified for anything except a “Flowers for Algernon” cold read. She makes Dubya sound like Atticus fucking Finch, and that, “my friends,” is a tall order.