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This lady, she is just so mean, not giving candy to children who are in the tank. She is the meanest lady ever. What is wrong with this mean lady. [YouTube]
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Obama–not so scary. That ice-blue eyeshadow–scary.
Whatever happened to t.p.?
cunt
Harvey Birdman: It’s covering that lady’s house and trees.
Somehow, I think that she will regret this. Just a vague hunch.
You liberals and your candy redistribution programs. Socialists!
Holy Fuck. That woman will burn in the fires of hell soon enough. And I shall raise my glass to her tears of agony on Tueday night.
Did anybody else notice how the McCain supporters keep making the news for angry. crazy, nasty, racist stuff? There’s no way any candidate would be happy with this sort of nonsense.
Well, I’m definitely voting for McCain now. She has convinced me with her earmarked candy.
Obama for Mercedes?
“Obama 4 Mercedes”? Wow, the affluent really are turning their backs on McCain…
Oh, and what Worlds End said.
Damn, beat me to it, xenti.
War Eagle: Nah. They only showed the outside of her house, and her, and gave out her name and address in that report. Nothing to worry about there.
Peruvian shamans are much better neighbors than this asshole.
Precocious six-year-olds who are politically aware enough to be able to gauge their parents’ voting preferences don’t deserve candy. And obviously their trauma at the hands of this deranged woman is going to win McCain this election. OBVIOUSLY.
Not being a rabid bitch: UR DOING IT WRONG.
She gave out candy to the high-income kids. In time, this candy will makes its way into the pockets of the poors. What’s the problem?
Wow. Makes me feel nostalgic for razorblades in apples and hippies sprinkling LSD on cupcakes. At least we didn’t have to look at Palin.
WALNUTS!
It is called Trick or Treat. No treat? Well? Being made to look like a jerk on TV is a good start.
Whoops, I meant to say WALNUTS! has a great word for her, and it starts with a c and ends with a t.
Last night, someone pulled the Hopey sign out of my yard and threw it on the sidewalk, I guess as a pretty lame Halloween prank. I would love to know just how much the little socialists punk’d this old hag last night.
She does realize that children can’t vote, right? I hope the neighborhood kids destroy her mailbox and shit on her porch.
what is it with the crazies and the sloping / slanty handwriting? have they never heard of lined paper?
or rulers?
Won’t somebody please think of the children!?
That’s some bad ju-ju there.
The Eva Braun of trick or treating.
There’s a special room in hell reserved for people like this. Ashley Todd’s name is JUST above this woman’s on the guest list.
ladymacbeth: or ALL CAPS. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!
Oh good. Now will she not only be the crazy cat lady, widow or divorcee who has to hire people to mow her lawn, she’ll also be known as the neighborhood loon who made all the other normal people look like asshats, too. I’m sure they appreciate it.
Does no one in whatever that town that Rosie O’donnel haunts have a basic graphics program and a printer?
But seriously, it is good to see turmoil, resentment and rabid infighting amongst the Satanist Party.
So the official campaign mantra: “Get off my lawn!” has taken hold with the supporters… That’s good to note.
Also, somehow reading it in Spanish makes it sound… well, just as douchey, actually.
http://www.univision.com/contentroot/wirefeeds/50noticias/7642860.html
Oops.
The little socialists should choose between their fancy tank and some right wing candy – they chose the tank so they should leave the creepy lady alone. But seriously these people call us the angry left?
That shrieking harridan is my ex-MIL’s doppelganger. What is she hoping to accomplish by politicizing trick-or-treating? Idiot.
wheelie: “Trickle-down candy” Uh, not a pretty image.
And I have had the honor and pleasure of knowing a few cunts in my time, and I certainly would not bestow that lovely sobriquet on her.
“Hey kids! What does the nasty blue-eyeshadowed hag and a tampon have in common?”
“They’re both stuck up cunts?”
Excellent!! Here, have some candy.
You’d expect Fox News to be the one suggesting she was a plant from the Obama campaign. It could’ve been worse, she could have electrified the candy going to Obama supporters.
Way to rally support for your candidate! BTW, love the Katherine Harris costume!
They should just pin her down and let all the little kids stuff her rectum with Zagnuts.
This hosebeast was also an alternate delegate to the Republican National Convention. You can see a picture of her placing “FOR REPUBLICANS ONLY” stickers on aid packages to hurricane victimes. Shirely Nagel you’re my hero. http://www.stateline.org/live/details/story?contentId=338928
I’m looking forward to seeing young Langston Bowens (1:48) kick Jenna Bush’s ass in the 2032 election.
I’ll be she is such a goat-blowing ass-clown that she only gives Christmans presents to relatives that share her fucked up political leanings, even their kids.
That man at the end is way too old to be trick or treating. Plus, I think he was wearing a pimp costume, or he was a pimp and he was wearing an Urkel costume.
Cheap bitch is only giving out “fun” size.
hobgoblin of little minds: Fuck. “Christmas” presents. Drink less moran.
Now, be nice. This is Detroit, and we’re going through our little Wisconsin Death Trip. She’s just a witch, anyway…. juju beads all around!
Wow. I note that “bitters” and “bitch” both begin w/ the same letter. Coincidence? I think not…
hobgoblin of little minds:
She buys everyone slipper socks.
So if I brought my aborted foetus to her house, she would not give it candy? Frankly, that’s sick, and I should know.
Obama for some, little candy bars for everyone.
I see a burning bag of dogshit in someone’s near future.
What a witch.
I Am Not Your Gary Busey: Yes. Yes it has.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/28/yard.sign.shooting/?iref=hpmostpop
Woodwards Friend:
Nagel pointed out that her hometown of Grosse Pointe, Mich. is home of Ford and the assembly line. “That’s why we’re doing better at this than everyone else.”
RIVER ROUGE CAN HAZ MAQUILADORA?
HAHAHAHAAHAA!
Ideally she woke up this morning with the ability to make the world’s biggest omelette.
War Eagle: Called her yet? I recommend it. I asked her if she was a Christian. Then I brought the house with my WWBD power point presentation. No vile, no bile, just shaming. What Would Barack Do?
She’s an American Hero. Tough love is what those kids need and she delivered it to them. She will join Joe the Plumber in Washington with McCain.
Palin/Nagel 2012!
SayItWithWookies: Or a take out bag with the worlds biggest turd sandwhich.
Ya’ know what? This sounds like a job for /b/
Crab1: sandwitch…sandwetch…fuck it…hoagie…a turd hoagie.
When I was a kid, I always refused the offer of staying for dinner from mothers that looked like her. They always seemed inept when it came to cooking. The smells emanating from the kitchen were more akin to chemical cleaners than, say, roasted chicken.
itgetter:
“Kyree stated that he witnessed the homeowner trying to shoot Patrick but he was having trouble chambering a round,”
Bolt-action deer rifle? If this jackhole had an SKS with a high-cap magazine or a short-swing Mossberg pump 12 paired with Winchester Super-X (X12RB5)loads, that kid would have probably been dead.
And the race war would have started in Trumbull County, OH…
So is Over-dyed McShiney-face trying to make a Grosse Pointe or what?
I Am Not Your Gary Busey: Not your personal army, etc.
in b4…
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/94346445.html
If I had zagnut for every sun-dried honkey twat that hates Hopey, I’d have alot of zagnuts.
Mr. Cold War and I will be giving Mrs. Nagel a nice wake up call at about 3 a.m. Wednesday morning to gloat over Preznint-elect Obama.
schvitzatura: I’m just a simple caveman. Your gun-talk frightens and confuses me.
the cold war makes me hot: i want to stick my zagnut in between your avatar’s almond joys.
did i say that out loud?
She’s wearing the ugliest mask on I’ve ever seen. Oh, that’s her real face?
Servo: “They should just pin her down and let all the little kids stuff her rectum with Zagnuts.”
Hot DAMN, Servo…that is proof positive that half of effective comedy is word choice. Not as funny with Snickers…a little better with Charleston Chew….
Zagnut is a fucking home run.
Anyone down to send this Chico’s-sporting spray-tanned twat a one-ton bag of Sweethearts reading “EPIC FAIL” is my BFF, no questions asked.
Too bad it’s too late to dress up as this B-otch for Halloween.
War Eagle: She’s not picking up!
I hope someone puts a burning bag of shit on her doorstep.
My brain’s about to explode, she looks like a tightly dropped dried up dog shit getting ready to be blown away by hopey’s victory.
Unbelievable!
Custerwolf: I think she’s Michigan the Pointe of Halloween.
Wow, we thought the lady who gave out the tiny boxes of Sun Maid raisins was a drag. Totally puts things in perspective. Sorry for Crisco-ing your car Raisin Lady!
Ah yes. Joe the Plumber, Tom the Mechanic, and now Shirley the Bitch.
srsly, now that a FauxNews affiliate appears to have thrown McLooney under the bus how soon will it be before the national desk rearranges it’s story line to a blame game?
Ewwwww witchaaaayyy womaaaan…
She sure is winning teh hearts und minds 4 WALNUTS.
I have no problem with this woman. I gave out joints and lines to single moms who would even consider voting for Barry. Great Halloween this year… a shame we have to wait 4 more years for another one like it….
DoctorCulturae: I’m sure Sarah the Idjit and John the Undead Senator gave her a call and asked her for an endorsement. Allah knows they need it. Bush, Cheney, and bin Laden endorsements just aren’t gonna cut it.
She does have that Joanne Worley as an octagenarian dominatrix look …
I wish Wonkette would produce a reality teevee show where we’d get to see bitterz heads ’sploding as they hear return results. Now that’s teevee I can believe in.
War Eagle: I called the old whore’s number, but it went
right to voice mail, and her mailbox was full. Full of wonderful, friendly
messages, I’m sure.
Aw, she’s just mad because I kept sending little kids over to her house with purse-sized packages of Kleenex imprinted with ‘Compliments of Barack Obama’ for her to use when McCain loses. The sing-song chanting of “WALNUTS! gonna lose! Shirley’s gonna cry!” was the kids’ idea… nice touch, I thought.
Seriously, though, just think about it: Denying candy to tiny children, who can’t vote, because you are a butthurt sore loser for McCain. I hope these willfully ignorant, delusional hatemongers move to Alaska and start killing each other over their own narrow interpretations of the bible or whatever.
War Eagle: Hey, what the fuck man! is the number right?
For McCorpse kids, I handed out stale biscuits soaked in piss.
That’s the whiskey talkin’.
Steeevyo: The Eva Braun comment was funny. That makes McCain Hitler. I was just thinking that she couldn’t have made him look worse if she tried. Joe the Plumber has just been replaced by Shirley the Witch. Also, AP just picked the story up so it’ll be everywhere.
Maybe not an October Surprise, but definitely an October-Trick-or-Treat-Motherf**kers
Kinbote: on the acid there were many, many sights to0 weird to describe…but you’re right, none as off the wall as the hockey mom…
Funny. Last night I brought in my Obama and Udall signs because I didn’t want McCain supporting parents to feel funny about sending their kids to knock on our door.
Different strokes, I suppose.
Yeah this lady is super-evil. She made babies cry to get the worse man elected. Thumbs up.
But the more distressing thing about this story: The guy’s “Obama 4 [circle cut divided into congruent thirds]” candy fund. What has happened to this country when even sensible Democratic voters don’t know what a fucking peace sign looks like?
Judging from the size of her palatial estate it is clear that she is worried about the increase in her taxes should Obama be elected. What a stupid biatch. Misteating little kids? I hope she chokes on that candy….
Unfuckingbelievable! Kind of backfired on her though, hehe
Neilist:Neilist, are you really Ashley Todd?
ROFL! … … this must have been some kind of conspiracy between the Obama campaign and THAT GOTCHA MEDIA to make a fine upstanding suburban McCain supporter look like Scrooge on steroids.
She’s just bitter and clinging to her candeh
You can see her daughter in the background… I’d hit it.
Then I’d take all those M&M’s anyway.
Neilist: I was just on the Grosse Pointe News’ website– there was no mention of the bitch on the page, nor has there been any shooting.
Send us a URL.
What a hallowiener.
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if ever anyone needed a good egging. everyone has choices.
Great idea, now she’ll be the crazy old mean lady forever to the neighborhood kids.
That woman is beset by scary protoMuslims. I think we can safely assume that her story will become the centerpiece of McCain’s final days of campaigning.
Neilist once again confused watching Red Dawn for the 1,000th time in his basement with having a real life.
At least its nice to see Rosie O’Donnell out there trick or treating with her kids (starts at 1:07).
Happy Bittereen
Can’t wait until my 11 YO son wakes up so I can show him this. Last year for Halloween he and his buddy wore hunting jackets and went as Dick Cheney and Harry Whittington. (My son was Cheney, his buddy painted red “buckshot” spots on his face and went as Whittington.) One woman asked who they were dressed as and she slammed the door on them when she found out. My son kept knocking on the door until she came out to give them candy.
Somehow the Drudge Report missed this story. I posted a link to the video on the “SEND NEWS TIPS TO DRUDGE [ANONYMITY GUARANTEED]” text entry box at http://drudgereport.com/ but my alert seems to have escaped his notice. Maybe if a few more of you post this news tip Mr. Drudge will give this story the red headline treatment he gave to the stirring tale of Ashley Todd.
This reminds me, whatever happened to Harriet Christian? The two of them would make a good team.
Seeing as that I got some Holloween candy that’s not even made in the U.S. anymore, there’s worse things to be scared of.
jammakain should replace joe the plumber with this bitch. her and her lousy candy!
War Eagle: HEY ASSHOLE we are not in the business of publicizing the contact information of private citizens on this blog, even people who are mean to children.
You know, Detroit does have a rep for their version of Devil’s Night - in case you’ve never heard of it, it’s the night before halloween where the upstanding youth of Detroit would destroy their cities. Me thinks this is a really bad move on her part.
because sharing what is yours with children you don’t like is socialism. i got mine bitches!
Grosse Pointe Farms? Is this the bucolic, rural part of Grosse Pointe? Sort of speaks for itself, eh? But, thanks to Wikipedia…..
“The racial makeup of the city was 97.58% White, 0.65% African American, [which, when translated for GPF residents, means negroes] 0.11% Native American, 1.13% Asian, 0.11% from other races, and 0.42% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.11% of the population.”
Oh, yes, and the woman is a bitch. Q.E.D.
schvitzatura: Most residents of Grosse Pointe Farms wouldn’t know the inside of an auto plant if they’d been sentenced to work in one. Pussies.
meemers: Pretty
meemers: I’m slightly curious as to how you did that, but greatly curious as to why.
DangerousLiberal: Good point. What I wonder is, if Grosse Pointe Farms (home of this Grosse Pointe blank)is as white as all that, where did all those little black kids on the news report come from? Could the TV people be mixing apples and potatoes again?
Editor SK Smith: In all fairness, Neilist started it; not war eagle.
Reading the comments about this story over at http://www.freerepublic.com is great entertainment. I dropped by there expecting most of the comments to be at least critical of the Grosse Pointe wingnut (after all, who in their right minds could miss the point that this paints the GOP base in a very embarrassing light). But hell no. Those who haven’t come to the conclusion that it’s a Democratic setup (who the hell needs to set up people who carry around “Obama is a Muslin” signs … they are their own agents provacateur) are for the most part celebrating her brave stand against those pint sized socialists. Read it. It’s really funny:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2122047/posts
Now that woman is a BITTER!
heres some soda with your pop rocks kids…no its not a costume,my face is always this lovely shade of red..
meemers: Outstanding!
can you imagine what this gal is like when having sex?
think about it. there must be loads of mcLoony supporters out there just as tight-sphinctered as she is. natural selection should rid us of them by the time our grandchildren die, one hopes.
I forgot to say one thing.
CUNT
@ TexasCowGirl: I think the word you were looking for was FRIGID.
@gurukalehuru: i went to high school in grosse pointe; yes, it is white as all-git-out. the little black kids are probably from the city of grosse pointe & detroit, if i recall, most of them come to trick or treat in grosse pointe because it’s safer and the candy is always better. that woman is truly a hag though.
Aquannissiwamissoo: Joanne Worley?! Now you’re showing your age…maybe this woman should have been handing out Walnettos…