• February 15, 2012

This lady, she is just so mean, not giving candy to children who are in the tank. She is the meanest lady ever. What is wrong with this mean lady. [YouTube]

{ 128 comments }

Texan Bulldoggette November 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Obama–not so scary. That ice-blue eyeshadow–scary.

Harvey Birdman November 1, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Whatever happened to t.p.?

Worlds End November 1, 2008 at 8:38 pm

cunt

Christastic November 1, 2008 at 8:39 pm

[re=159283]Harvey Birdman[/re]: It’s covering that lady’s house and trees.

War Eagle November 1, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Somehow, I think that she will regret this. Just a vague hunch.

Hopey dont play that game November 1, 2008 at 8:40 pm

You liberals and your candy redistribution programs. Socialists!

irisheyes November 1, 2008 at 8:40 pm

Holy Fuck. That woman will burn in the fires of hell soon enough. And I shall raise my glass to her tears of agony on Tueday night.

Did anybody else notice how the McCain supporters keep making the news for angry. crazy, nasty, racist stuff? There’s no way any candidate would be happy with this sort of nonsense.

wavingnotdrowning November 1, 2008 at 8:41 pm

Well, I’m definitely voting for McCain now. She has convinced me with her earmarked candy.

xenti November 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm

Obama for Mercedes?

Arturo Bandini November 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm

“Obama 4 Mercedes”? Wow, the affluent really are turning their backs on McCain…

Oh, and what Worlds End said.

Arturo Bandini November 1, 2008 at 8:43 pm

Damn, beat me to it, xenti.

wheelie November 1, 2008 at 8:44 pm

[re=159288]War Eagle[/re]: Nah. They only showed the outside of her house, and her, and gave out her name and address in that report. Nothing to worry about there.

Giant Robot November 1, 2008 at 8:45 pm

Peruvian shamans are much better neighbors than this asshole.

dorothy parker blues November 1, 2008 at 8:46 pm

Precocious six-year-olds who are politically aware enough to be able to gauge their parents’ voting preferences don’t deserve candy. And obviously their trauma at the hands of this deranged woman is going to win McCain this election. OBVIOUSLY.

Not being a rabid bitch: UR DOING IT WRONG.

wheelie November 1, 2008 at 8:47 pm

She gave out candy to the high-income kids. In time, this candy will makes its way into the pockets of the poors. What’s the problem?

Kinbote November 1, 2008 at 8:49 pm

Wow. Makes me feel nostalgic for razorblades in apples and hippies sprinkling LSD on cupcakes. At least we didn’t have to look at Palin.

HedonismBot November 1, 2008 at 8:49 pm

WALNUTS!

TeddyS November 1, 2008 at 8:50 pm

It is called Trick or Treat. No treat? Well? Being made to look like a jerk on TV is a good start.

HedonismBot November 1, 2008 at 8:50 pm

Whoops, I meant to say WALNUTS! has a great word for her, and it starts with a c and ends with a t.
Last night, someone pulled the Hopey sign out of my yard and threw it on the sidewalk, I guess as a pretty lame Halloween prank. I would love to know just how much the little socialists punk’d this old hag last night.

hobgoblin of little minds November 1, 2008 at 8:51 pm

She does realize that children can’t vote, right? I hope the neighborhood kids destroy her mailbox and shit on her porch.

ladymacbeth November 1, 2008 at 8:53 pm

what is it with the crazies and the sloping / slanty handwriting? have they never heard of lined paper?

or rulers?

american mutt November 1, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Won’t somebody please think of the children!?

user-of-owls November 1, 2008 at 8:56 pm

That’s some bad ju-ju there.

Steeevyo November 1, 2008 at 8:56 pm

The Eva Braun of trick or treating.

AnnieGetYourFun November 1, 2008 at 8:57 pm

There’s a special room in hell reserved for people like this. Ashley Todd’s name is JUST above this woman’s on the guest list.

user-of-owls November 1, 2008 at 8:57 pm

[re=159307]ladymacbeth[/re]: or ALL CAPS. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

Texan Bulldoggette November 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Oh good. Now will she not only be the crazy cat lady, widow or divorcee who has to hire people to mow her lawn, she’ll also be known as the neighborhood loon who made all the other normal people look like asshats, too. I’m sure they appreciate it.

OhFuckThis November 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm

Does no one in whatever that town that Rosie O’donnel haunts have a basic graphics program and a printer?

But seriously, it is good to see turmoil, resentment and rabid infighting amongst the Satanist Party.

I Am Not Your Gary Busey November 1, 2008 at 8:59 pm

So the official campaign mantra: “Get off my lawn!” has taken hold with the supporters… That’s good to note.

AnnieGetYourFun November 1, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Also, somehow reading it in Spanish makes it sound… well, just as douchey, actually.

AnnieGetYourFun November 1, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Dreamer November 1, 2008 at 9:02 pm

The little socialists should choose between their fancy tank and some right wing candy – they chose the tank so they should leave the creepy lady alone. But seriously these people call us the angry left?

windupbird November 1, 2008 at 9:02 pm

That shrieking harridan is my ex-MIL’s doppelganger. What is she hoping to accomplish by politicizing trick-or-treating? Idiot.

War Eagle November 1, 2008 at 9:03 pm

[re=159301]wheelie[/re]: “Trickle-down candy” Uh, not a pretty image.

And I have had the honor and pleasure of knowing a few cunts in my time, and I certainly would not bestow that lovely sobriquet on her.

Custerwolf November 1, 2008 at 9:06 pm

“Hey kids! What does the nasty blue-eyeshadowed hag and a tampon have in common?”

“They’re both stuck up cunts?”

Excellent!! Here, have some candy.

snig November 1, 2008 at 9:08 pm

You’d expect Fox News to be the one suggesting she was a plant from the Obama campaign. It could’ve been worse, she could have electrified the candy going to Obama supporters.

Flying Monkey November 1, 2008 at 9:09 pm

Way to rally support for your candidate! BTW, love the Katherine Harris costume!

Servo November 1, 2008 at 9:13 pm

They should just pin her down and let all the little kids stuff her rectum with Zagnuts.

Woodwards Friend November 1, 2008 at 9:17 pm

This hosebeast was also an alternate delegate to the Republican National Convention. You can see a picture of her placing “FOR REPUBLICANS ONLY” stickers on aid packages to hurricane victimes. Shirely Nagel you’re my hero. http://www.stateline.org/live/details/story?contentId=338928

StrangelyBrown November 1, 2008 at 9:22 pm

I’m looking forward to seeing young Langston Bowens (1:48) kick Jenna Bush’s ass in the 2032 election.

hobgoblin of little minds November 1, 2008 at 9:22 pm

I’ll be she is such a goat-blowing ass-clown that she only gives Christmans presents to relatives that share her fucked up political leanings, even their kids.

Canmon (the Inadequate) November 1, 2008 at 9:25 pm

That man at the end is way too old to be trick or treating. Plus, I think he was wearing a pimp costume, or he was a pimp and he was wearing an Urkel costume.

larz November 1, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Cheap bitch is only giving out “fun” size.

hobgoblin of little minds November 1, 2008 at 9:27 pm

[re=159360]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]: Fuck. “Christmas” presents. Drink less moran.

Toomush Infermashun November 1, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Now, be nice. This is Detroit, and we’re going through our little Wisconsin Death Trip. She’s just a witch, anyway…. juju beads all around!

Gingah November 1, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Wow. I note that “bitters” and “bitch” both begin w/ the same letter. Coincidence? I think not…

Servo November 1, 2008 at 9:32 pm

[re=159360]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]:
She buys everyone slipper socks.

wheelie November 1, 2008 at 9:35 pm

So if I brought my aborted foetus to her house, she would not give it candy? Frankly, that’s sick, and I should know.

Crab1 November 1, 2008 at 9:36 pm

Obama for some, little candy bars for everyone.

Austingunner November 1, 2008 at 9:36 pm

I see a burning bag of dogshit in someone’s near future.

aleks November 1, 2008 at 9:39 pm

What a witch.

itgetter November 1, 2008 at 9:41 pm

[re=159327]I Am Not Your Gary Busey[/re]: Yes. Yes it has.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/28/yard.sign.shooting/?iref=hpmostpop

schvitzatura November 1, 2008 at 9:45 pm

[re=159349]Woodwards Friend[/re]:

Nagel pointed out that her hometown of Grosse Pointe, Mich. is home of Ford and the assembly line. “That’s why we’re doing better at this than everyone else.”

RIVER ROUGE CAN HAZ MAQUILADORA?

HAHAHAHAAHAA!

SayItWithWookies November 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Ideally she woke up this morning with the ability to make the world’s biggest omelette.

Crab1 November 1, 2008 at 9:51 pm

[re=159310]War Eagle[/re]: Called her yet? I recommend it. I asked her if she was a Christian. Then I brought the house with my WWBD power point presentation. No vile, no bile, just shaming. What Would Barack Do?

RadioFreeBabylon November 1, 2008 at 9:52 pm

She’s an American Hero. Tough love is what those kids need and she delivered it to them. She will join Joe the Plumber in Washington with McCain.

Palin/Nagel 2012!

Crab1 November 1, 2008 at 9:54 pm

[re=159402]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Or a take out bag with the worlds biggest turd sandwhich.

I Am Not Your Gary Busey November 1, 2008 at 9:55 pm

Ya’ know what? This sounds like a job for /b/

Crab1 November 1, 2008 at 9:57 pm

[re=159414]Crab1[/re]: sandwitch…sandwetch…fuck it…hoagie…a turd hoagie.

Servo November 1, 2008 at 10:01 pm

When I was a kid, I always refused the offer of staying for dinner from mothers that looked like her. They always seemed inept when it came to cooking. The smells emanating from the kitchen were more akin to chemical cleaners than, say, roasted chicken.

schvitzatura November 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm

[re=159392]itgetter[/re]:

“Kyree stated that he witnessed the homeowner trying to shoot Patrick but he was having trouble chambering a round,”

Bolt-action deer rifle? If this jackhole had an SKS with a high-cap magazine or a short-swing Mossberg pump 12 paired with Winchester Super-X (X12RB5)loads, that kid would have probably been dead.

And the race war would have started in Trumbull County, OH…

Custerwolf November 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm

So is Over-dyed McShiney-face trying to make a Grosse Pointe or what?

4tehlulz November 1, 2008 at 10:03 pm

[re=159417]I Am Not Your Gary Busey[/re]: Not your personal army, etc.

I Am Not Your Gary Busey November 1, 2008 at 10:10 pm
HuskyMescan November 1, 2008 at 10:11 pm

If I had zagnut for every sun-dried honkey twat that hates Hopey, I’d have alot of zagnuts.

the cold war makes me hot November 1, 2008 at 10:13 pm

Mr. Cold War and I will be giving Mrs. Nagel a nice wake up call at about 3 a.m. Wednesday morning to gloat over Preznint-elect Obama.

itgetter November 1, 2008 at 10:14 pm

[re=159435]schvitzatura[/re]: I’m just a simple caveman. Your gun-talk frightens and confuses me.

HuskyMescan November 1, 2008 at 10:26 pm

[re=159455]the cold war makes me hot[/re]: i want to stick my zagnut in between your avatar’s almond joys.
did i say that out loud?

Totowa November 1, 2008 at 10:29 pm

She’s wearing the ugliest mask on I’ve ever seen. Oh, that’s her real face?

ivenson November 1, 2008 at 10:33 pm

[re=159347]Servo[/re]: “They should just pin her down and let all the little kids stuff her rectum with Zagnuts.”

Hot DAMN, Servo…that is proof positive that half of effective comedy is word choice. Not as funny with Snickers…a little better with Charleston Chew….

Zagnut is a fucking home run.

Hagar7 November 1, 2008 at 10:33 pm

Anyone down to send this Chico’s-sporting spray-tanned twat a one-ton bag of Sweethearts reading “EPIC FAIL” is my BFF, no questions asked.

lazynamepicker November 1, 2008 at 10:47 pm

Too bad it’s too late to dress up as this B-otch for Halloween.

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 10:48 pm

[re=159310]War Eagle[/re]: She’s not picking up!

lazynamepicker November 1, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I hope someone puts a burning bag of shit on her doorstep.

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 11:01 pm

My brain’s about to explode, she looks like a tightly dropped dried up dog shit getting ready to be blown away by hopey’s victory.
Unbelievable!

Crab1 November 1, 2008 at 11:04 pm

[re=159436]Custerwolf[/re]: I think she’s Michigan the Pointe of Halloween.

toad November 1, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Wow, we thought the lady who gave out the tiny boxes of Sun Maid raisins was a drag. Totally puts things in perspective. Sorry for Crisco-ing your car Raisin Lady!

DoctorCulturae November 1, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Ah yes. Joe the Plumber, Tom the Mechanic, and now Shirley the Bitch.

srsly, now that a FauxNews affiliate appears to have thrown McLooney under the bus how soon will it be before the national desk rearranges it’s story line to a blame game?

jimh November 1, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Ewwwww witchaaaayyy womaaaan…
She sure is winning teh hearts und minds 4 WALNUTS.

Weeping Jesus November 1, 2008 at 11:12 pm

I have no problem with this woman. I gave out joints and lines to single moms who would even consider voting for Barry. Great Halloween this year… a shame we have to wait 4 more years for another one like it….

HuskyMescan November 1, 2008 at 11:18 pm

[re=159513]DoctorCulturae[/re]: I’m sure Sarah the Idjit and John the Undead Senator gave her a call and asked her for an endorsement. Allah knows they need it. Bush, Cheney, and bin Laden endorsements just aren’t gonna cut it.

Aquannissiwamissoo November 1, 2008 at 11:22 pm

She does have that Joanne Worley as an octagenarian dominatrix look …

DoctorCulturae November 1, 2008 at 11:26 pm

I wish Wonkette would produce a reality teevee show where we’d get to see bitterz heads ‘sploding as they hear return results. Now that’s teevee I can believe in.

Bill_TX November 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm

[re=159310]War Eagle[/re]: I called the old whore’s number, but it went
right to voice mail, and her mailbox was full. Full of wonderful, friendly
messages, I’m sure.

PoliTacky November 1, 2008 at 11:39 pm

Aw, she’s just mad because I kept sending little kids over to her house with purse-sized packages of Kleenex imprinted with ‘Compliments of Barack Obama’ for her to use when McCain loses. The sing-song chanting of “WALNUTS! gonna lose! Shirley’s gonna cry!” was the kids’ idea… nice touch, I thought.

Seriously, though, just think about it: Denying candy to tiny children, who can’t vote, because you are a butthurt sore loser for McCain. I hope these willfully ignorant, delusional hatemongers move to Alaska and start killing each other over their own narrow interpretations of the bible or whatever.

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 11:39 pm

[re=159310]War Eagle[/re]: Hey, what the fuck man! is the number right?

Servo November 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm

For McCorpse kids, I handed out stale biscuits soaked in piss.
That’s the whiskey talkin’.

the invisible woman November 1, 2008 at 11:41 pm

[re=159317]Steeevyo[/re]: The Eva Braun comment was funny. That makes McCain Hitler. I was just thinking that she couldn’t have made him look worse if she tried. Joe the Plumber has just been replaced by Shirley the Witch. Also, AP just picked the story up so it’ll be everywhere.

Maybe not an October Surprise, but definitely an October-Trick-or-Treat-Motherf**kers

sailingthestyx November 1, 2008 at 11:48 pm

[re=159302]Kinbote[/re]: on the acid there were many, many sights to0 weird to describe…but you’re right, none as off the wall as the hockey mom…

voyetra8 November 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm

Funny. Last night I brought in my Obama and Udall signs because I didn’t want McCain supporting parents to feel funny about sending their kids to knock on our door.

Different strokes, I suppose.

Mel_David November 2, 2008 at 12:04 am

Yeah this lady is super-evil. She made babies cry to get the worse man elected. Thumbs up.

But the more distressing thing about this story: The guy’s “Obama 4 [circle cut divided into congruent thirds]” candy fund. What has happened to this country when even sensible Democratic voters don’t know what a fucking peace sign looks like?

Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat November 2, 2008 at 12:06 am

Judging from the size of her palatial estate it is clear that she is worried about the increase in her taxes should Obama be elected. What a stupid biatch. Misteating little kids? I hope she chokes on that candy….

Rozalia November 2, 2008 at 12:25 am

Unfuckingbelievable! Kind of backfired on her though, hehe

the invisible woman November 2, 2008 at 12:29 am

[re=159416]Neilist[/re]:Neilist, are you really Ashley Todd?

lonewolfbear November 2, 2008 at 12:35 am

ROFL! … … this must have been some kind of conspiracy between the Obama campaign and THAT GOTCHA MEDIA to make a fine upstanding suburban McCain supporter look like Scrooge on steroids. ;-)

Poliscide November 2, 2008 at 2:22 am

She’s just bitter and clinging to her candeh

messickc November 2, 2008 at 2:45 am

You can see her daughter in the background… I’d hit it.

Then I’d take all those M&M’s anyway.

messickc November 2, 2008 at 2:46 am

[re=159416]Neilist[/re]: I was just on the Grosse Pointe News’ website– there was no mention of the bitch on the page, nor has there been any shooting.

Send us a URL.

Keram2 November 2, 2008 at 4:44 am

What a hallowiener.

meemers November 2, 2008 at 5:41 am

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JDHART November 2, 2008 at 5:53 am

if ever anyone needed a good egging. everyone has choices.

JDHART November 2, 2008 at 5:56 am

Great idea, now she’ll be the crazy old mean lady forever to the neighborhood kids.

lumpenprole November 2, 2008 at 6:04 am

That woman is beset by scary protoMuslims. I think we can safely assume that her story will become the centerpiece of McCain’s final days of campaigning.

Aquannissiwamissoo November 2, 2008 at 7:45 am

Neilist once again confused watching Red Dawn for the 1,000th time in his basement with having a real life.

Rush November 2, 2008 at 7:57 am

At least its nice to see Rosie O’Donnell out there trick or treating with her kids (starts at 1:07).

Happy Bittereen

mumrock November 2, 2008 at 8:20 am

Can’t wait until my 11 YO son wakes up so I can show him this. Last year for Halloween he and his buddy wore hunting jackets and went as Dick Cheney and Harry Whittington. (My son was Cheney, his buddy painted red “buckshot” spots on his face and went as Whittington.) One woman asked who they were dressed as and she slammed the door on them when she found out. My son kept knocking on the door until she came out to give them candy.

LarryFeltonJ November 2, 2008 at 9:12 am

Somehow the Drudge Report missed this story. I posted a link to the video on the “SEND NEWS TIPS TO DRUDGE [ANONYMITY GUARANTEED]” text entry box at http://drudgereport.com/ but my alert seems to have escaped his notice. Maybe if a few more of you post this news tip Mr. Drudge will give this story the red headline treatment he gave to the stirring tale of Ashley Todd.

President Barama November 2, 2008 at 10:29 am

This reminds me, whatever happened to Harriet Christian? The two of them would make a good team.

Schadenfried November 2, 2008 at 10:36 am

Seeing as that I got some Holloween candy that’s not even made in the U.S. anymore, there’s worse things to be scared of.

wade williams November 2, 2008 at 10:40 am

jammakain should replace joe the plumber with this bitch. her and her lousy candy!

Sara K. Smith November 2, 2008 at 11:14 am

[re=159310]War Eagle[/re]: HEY ASSHOLE we are not in the business of publicizing the contact information of private citizens on this blog, even people who are mean to children.

wonkthis November 2, 2008 at 11:16 am

You know, Detroit does have a rep for their version of Devil’s Night – in case you’ve never heard of it, it’s the night before halloween where the upstanding youth of Detroit would destroy their cities. Me thinks this is a really bad move on her part.

mush November 2, 2008 at 11:42 am

because sharing what is yours with children you don’t like is socialism. i got mine bitches!

DangerousLiberal November 2, 2008 at 11:55 am

Grosse Pointe Farms? Is this the bucolic, rural part of Grosse Pointe? Sort of speaks for itself, eh? But, thanks to Wikipedia…..

“The racial makeup of the city was 97.58% White, 0.65% African American, [which, when translated for GPF residents, means negroes] 0.11% Native American, 1.13% Asian, 0.11% from other races, and 0.42% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.11% of the population.”

Oh, yes, and the woman is a bitch. Q.E.D.

DangerousLiberal November 2, 2008 at 11:59 am

[re=159397]schvitzatura[/re]: Most residents of Grosse Pointe Farms wouldn’t know the inside of an auto plant if they’d been sentenced to work in one. Pussies.

CivicHoliday November 2, 2008 at 1:06 pm

[re=159676]meemers[/re]: Pretty

gurukalehuru November 2, 2008 at 1:14 pm

[re=159676]meemers[/re]: I’m slightly curious as to how you did that, but greatly curious as to why.

gurukalehuru November 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm

[re=159752]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Good point. What I wonder is, if Grosse Pointe Farms (home of this Grosse Pointe blank)is as white as all that, where did all those little black kids on the news report come from? Could the TV people be mixing apples and potatoes again?

the invisible woman November 2, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Editor SK Smith: In all fairness, Neilist started it; not war eagle.

LarryFeltonJ November 2, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Reading the comments about this story over at http://www.freerepublic.com is great entertainment. I dropped by there expecting most of the comments to be at least critical of the Grosse Pointe wingnut (after all, who in their right minds could miss the point that this paints the GOP base in a very embarrassing light). But hell no. Those who haven’t come to the conclusion that it’s a Democratic setup (who the hell needs to set up people who carry around “Obama is a Muslin” signs … they are their own agents provacateur) are for the most part celebrating her brave stand against those pint sized socialists. Read it. It’s really funny:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2122047/posts

TexasCowGirl November 2, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Now that woman is a BITTER!

juan pueblo November 2, 2008 at 2:34 pm

heres some soda with your pop rocks kids…no its not a costume,my face is always this lovely shade of red..

palmerdawg November 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm

[re=159676]meemers[/re]: Outstanding!

catchdis November 2, 2008 at 6:12 pm

can you imagine what this gal is like when having sex?

think about it. there must be loads of mcLoony supporters out there just as tight-sphinctered as she is. natural selection should rid us of them by the time our grandchildren die, one hopes.

wonkthis November 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm

I forgot to say one thing.

CUNT

wonkthis November 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm

@ TexasCowGirl: I think the word you were looking for was FRIGID.

paperplane November 3, 2008 at 12:27 am

@gurukalehuru: i went to high school in grosse pointe; yes, it is white as all-git-out. the little black kids are probably from the city of grosse pointe & detroit, if i recall, most of them come to trick or treat in grosse pointe because it’s safer and the candy is always better. that woman is truly a hag though.

regisgoat November 3, 2008 at 5:45 am

[re=159525]Aquannissiwamissoo[/re]: Joanne Worley?! Now you’re showing your age…maybe this woman should have been handing out Walnettos…

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