Oh Here's Dick Cheney Endorsing His Boyfriend John McCain

Bet you thought he was going to say "Obama," because Cheney actually owned Obama's family, as slaves, in the 1800s. But it was great for Cheney to take a break from murdering innocent people with bombs all over the world to give this fun endorsement to fellow elderly war-crazed nutcase John McCain. The excitement is palpable. [ Huffington Post ]