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Oh hey what is that sort of wet popping sound? It is the heads of thousands of Bitters exploding as they discover that Barack Obama is worse than a Muslim. He is a South American voodoo skull cultist! Thanks to Brian for the tip. [CNN]
THESE DUDES REALLY DO NOT LIKE JOHN MCCAIN
Barack Obama Captures Coveted Peruvian Shaman Vote
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2:24 PM
on Sat November 1 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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What about the all-important Peruvian flute band vote?
That red skull does a pretty good McCain impression.
This story will become interesting only if Hopey endorses child sacrifice.
Starting with Palin’s brood.
Hai guys… UR NOT HELPIN
Happy Dia de los Muertos everyone! Mmm, sugar skulls.
I love it when the guy holding the red skull goes after McCain. You go!
This is a clip of the U.S. Democratic Convention, as seen from a GOP POV?
Um, I’m not really old enuff to have voted in a lot of presidential elections - are they ALL this weird???
I SENTENCE WALNUTS! TO DEATH - BY BUNGA BUNGA!
Coming soon. War of the Witches, Part II: Rev. Muthee Fights Back. This election is so big it’s being fought interdimensionally.
I want to show this to the guys who just play El Condor Pasa on the pan pipes all the time at the mall. Now this is entertainment.
trondant: Be nice… at least make it death by Snoo Snoo
Soon this election battle will extend beyond the material sphere. Peru (my father’s homeland) is in the tank!!!!
Can’t watch video. Haz ‘malformed error’.
Well, this should definitely lock up the Satanist/Antichrist vote.
I guess all of this means that the race is now between Obama’s Peruvian Shaman’s vs Sarah Palin’s witch hunters
So THAT’S where all those stolen yard signs are winding up.
user-of-owls: Win.
Gingah: Win!
That locks up my vote! Anyone who has the delicious fried plantain endorsement must know what the F they’re doin.
Today, we are all Peruvian Shaman. And wimmin’.
These guys were left homeless after Katrina. They’re in New Orleans right?
What, the fuck, was that?
rubybuckaroo: I saw that ‘malformed error’ message, and I’m waiting for someone else to make the obvious joke… It’s killing me a little bit inside, but I will resist…. MUST! RESIST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATHhP2lPrZc
—>approves
nuckingfutz:
We are all Joe the Shaman …
hahaha OK, the video finally loaded. Those guys are badass, they should join forces with all the VooDoo Santeria shamans from New Orleans who have been cursing Bush since Katrina.
Whew! That’s a relief!
I was worried that I might have to go out and vote for Hussein to pull this one off.
Thank you Peruvian Voodoo Doing Guys!
Interesting CNN posted this WITHOUT their own voice over.
Here’s the same scene as presented more rationally on Thursday by the BBC:
Please class, compare and contrast. How do you think ‘mericuns would view this on the last days of the campaign? How is it interpreted by other people? Is is different? How? Why?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7699066.stm
That would be Jose the Shaman
Love the guy with the RED skull screaming at McCain
A. J. Ayer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY
That’s how we celebrate McCain/Palin at our house.
Ah Jeebus, everyone knows we will now incur the wrath of Gerbils…damn pan floutists, elitists and mooslims.
It’s working! It’s working!! Keep it up, Peruvian Shaman-guys! The Gallup “Traditional” that Drudge keeps RED HEADLINING now has Obama +10.
So of course, Drudge has moved on to use one-third of a Zogby poll that shows McCain +1. Drudge is pathetic.
Damn, im now for McCain. FUCK!
ayers acorns mooslin! hyuck , duh acorns! terrist. comeon fuckn guy.
I am officially converting to Peruvian Shamanism.
Looks like McCain can’t count on the support of Atahualpa the Shaman this election…
Oh, hell, guys, it’s just Peruvian Halloween.
so, the red Shaman isn’t from the “real” Peru? Traitor to the Red country
The Mayan calendar comes to an end in 2012. And now the Incas are pushing Obama on us. Coincidence?
StrangelyBrown: La muerte peluda! La muerte peluda!
La muerte peluda = La muerte Palin?
They seemed to be a fairly bi-polar, bi-partisan crowd to me.
Oh, was the red skull a prop? I thought Cindee had taken some pills and completely unscrewed her head. (Mama said she thought that lady needs some greens and corn bread)
I’m pretty sure that “shaman”, in some obscure Peruvian dialect (Japanese, maybe?), means “terrorist”.
Snarking aside, let’s remember that there are six other continents besides North America that John McCain will FUCK UP. To anyone who can’t vote against McCain but is willing to do whatever they can, I say Welcome to the Tank!
Put a shaman in your tank for Barry!
Giant Robot: This is not true. McCain is definitely ‘incontinent’.
TGY: win!
SayItWithWookies: Cindy, it reminds me of.
“Chenney endorses McCain”, now theres some good news.
Just waitin for W….
WonkaBee: The desperation is delicious.
wow, check out this video guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGF-HEd6XnA
NOT PERUVIAN! These are Obama’s Kenyan uncles and cousins living illegally in California — they know that their asses are on the first flight back “home” if Barry doesn’t win!
MrsNateSilver: “Sugar Skulls” is John McCain’s second favorite nickname for his wife.
rocktonsammy: Yes, the peruvian shamanic spells must have hypnotically compelled Cheney to endorse McCain, thereby ensuring Obama’s win. Ain’t sorcery great?
“John McCain Captures Coveted Darth Cheney Vote”
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/11/1/151958/557/831/649050
Sarah Palin pranked by canadian radio. Funny as hell
That’s the new Peruvian Ska Band, Red Skull White Skulll.
They are so hot right now.
I knew another video of Reverend Wright would get leaked before the election.
Organized religion: a thing of beauty, in all its manifestations. It’s no longer necessary to worry about the outcome of this election. Somebody ought to send these guys a Miss Winkie poster. Imagine what they’d do to that.
Nathalie08: I listened all through that thinking “there’s no way she can be this dumb” but the bit at the end handing the phone off to her handler or whatever…she really fucking is THAT dumb.
Nathalie08: Hilarious! Best thing since Bush fell for the Jacques Puteen prank. Go Canada our neighbor to the south!
Nathalie08: fucking win for canadian radio.
I’m sure they worked up quite an appetite for their guinea pig dinner.
0:13 in…I can both empathize and sympathize with Peruvian Gold Hat, hell to the YES!
Both Ollanta Humala and Evo Morales have extra shaman on standby, to be airlifted to Chicago’s Grant Park 11/4…
Nathalie08: Wow. From his American advisor Johnny Holliday to the other stuff I won’t spoil by mentioning, Palin just plows right on through. She must be so much fun at cocktail parties.
Cue Morricone’s The Mission…cut to Hopey taking oath of office 12:01PM 1/20/09…
Nathalie08: wellspring: omg… As vacant as Palin sounded, her handler sounded like she’s 6 yrs. old. And all the bluffing Palin was doing… big, big, douche chills. I just vomited a little in my mouth. If they win we really ARE screwed.
Transcript:
Obama! OBAMA! AHHHHhaeeeeeeeiiiiiieeeeeeee! OBAMA! OBAMA! ahhhhhhhheeeiiiii OBAMA!
That video was really head s’plody.
Have they been invited to the inaugural ball?
They are quite skilled with the maracas.
I don’t even know who those folks are, I’m just glad they aren’t black and that wasn’t via satellite from Acifra.
If we spoke Hovitos, we’d be able to warn them how much McCain sucks. If we spoke Hovitos.
PoliTacky: as a New Orleanian I can say that those wierdos were cursing Bush long before that. Which is why Bush left us to die after Katrina and the Levees brought the thundar!
Great mind fuck.
You can check the record. They did this against George Allen, Tom DeLay. Cussed Bill Bennett’s gambling luck. Put a bathroom brain-freeze on Larry Craig.
Don’t want to get on these folks’ bad side.
I don’t see what’s so unusual about this. We’ve been doing the same thing out on Ocean Beach in San Francisco for months.
It’s good to see Menudo back on top.
And with a political song !!1!
PoliTacky: Sorry, I couldn’t resist. The moment I saw this “error,” I checked to see if this was really supposed to be about John McCain.
McCain’s on the wrong end of that red skull and that is as it should be.
This looks like it’s straight out of Holy Mountain.
astroprofeddie: Jose el Sacerdote has just signed a deal to record a vallenato album.
Harold_Ignoramis: *I* got that…
Palin’s witchdoctor doesn’t have a chance. Compare and contrast; These Peruvians have better props, visual aids, nice rhythms and seem much stronger in number. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN7hJDS26rI
In the name of the amulets of touching, seeing, groping, hearing and loving, we call upon the powers of the cosmos to protect our ceremonies in the name of Zeus, in the name of Anubis, god of the dead, in the name of all those killed because they do not comprehend, in the name of the lives of the soldiers in Vietnam who were killed because of a bad karma, in the name of sea-born Aphrodite, in the name of Magna Mater, in the name of Dionysus, Zagreus, Jesus, Yahweh, the unnamable, the quintessent finality of the Zoroastrian fire, in the name of Hermes, in the name of the Beak of Sok, in the name of scarab, in the name, in the name, in the name of the Tyrone Power Pound Cake Society in the Sky, in the name of Rah, Osiris, Horus, Nepta, Isis, in the name of the flowing living universe, in the name of the mouth of the river, we call upon the spirit to raise the Pentagon from its destiny and preserve it.
GRANT PARK NOV 4
This looks really really fake.