• February 16, 2012

Oh go to hell, Aaron Sorkin.Remember that show, The West Wing, which was a show about terrible libtards talking very fast while they raced through underground tunnels? Ugh. (Maybe we are just bitter because Aaron Sorkin’s next venture, Matthew Perry’s Variety Hour For Humorless Liberals, was so awful it poisoned everything associated with him. ) ANYHOW, Jimmy Smits was apparently on this show in its waning year(s?), playing a simulacrum of hopeful ethnic Democratic nominee Barack Obama, while Alan Alda got stuck with the McCain role.

It is a well-known fact that real-life Democrats take all of their governing cues from Aaron Sorkin. So when Politico reports that “[West Wing] writer-producer Eli Attie even spoke to Obama adviser David Axelrod to pick up back story and other details for use in his scripts,” what they actually mean is, “David Axelrod watched a couple episodes of this terrible show and told Barack Obama, ‘Talk about hope more.’” So, thanks for nothing, Jimmy Smits. Alan Alda is still fantastic, though.

The Jimmy Smits interview [Politico]

{ 47 comments }

phillyman November 1, 2008 at 11:40 am

Would SOMEONE plz buy him an H?

cal November 1, 2008 at 11:40 am

Bring back the speed-talking, speed-walking tunnel-dwelling libtards!

hobgoblin of little minds November 1, 2008 at 11:40 am

Yeah!! Weekend Wonkette is here.

MrAgro November 1, 2008 at 11:42 am

Alan Alda’s character in the West Wing was an idealized version of John McCain. a decent, honorable person committed to doing what he thinks is right even if it brought him into conflict with his own party. you know, the John McCain that has never existed ever.

Gingah November 1, 2008 at 11:46 am

Meanwhile, here in Florida, the head of the Hillsborough (i.e., Tampa) GOP does his bit to further fair and free elections:

FL GOP Chair Sends Out Racist E-mail: Beware of the Carloads of Blacks
http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/fl-gop-chair-sends-out-racist-e-mail-

grendel November 1, 2008 at 11:54 am

The difference is that Artie Vinnick didn’t sell his soul to Satan to try to win, thereby remaining a dignified character.

Dreamer November 1, 2008 at 11:54 am

I am so nervous about this never ending election so thanks Weekend Wonkette for preserving my sanity. But then again maybe I shouldn’t be that nervous since Joe Scarborough was all bitter this morning – he was saying the media is to blame for McCain losing. Then he started conving himself that the racists will come through for McCain. Shouldn’t Republicans be ashamed for putting all their hopes on racists.

Serolf Divad November 1, 2008 at 11:57 am

[re=158791]phillyman[/re]:

“Smits” is Mexican for “Hope.”

Christastic November 1, 2008 at 11:57 am

[re=158792]cal[/re]: Just bring back the speed.

Serolf Divad November 1, 2008 at 11:57 am

[re=158793]hobgoblin of little minds[/re]:

Which means the weekend is finally here!

Weeping Jesus November 1, 2008 at 11:58 am

Everyone I know who attended Yale talks like a West Winger. The only thing good about a Yale person is that he usually sucks at poker and will bring much money to the game.

Glad I could share that. I feel whole once more.

Texan Bulldoggette November 1, 2008 at 11:58 am

[re=158805]Dreamer[/re]: That’s nothing. Apparently Barry has an undocumented half-aunt living in Boston–ergo that’s Barry’s fault because she will blow up the Boston Harbor or fix the Liberty Bell or some such nonsense.

bidenluvr6969 November 1, 2008 at 11:59 am

Did Obama namecheck Smitts in Florida after the Hope-o-mercial? And did he pronounce it Schmitts? This happened, right? Hello? Oh, man, why can’t I sleep in?

Gingah November 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm

[re=158809]Serolf Divad[/re]: Plus he’s hot as damn-all, in a distinguished, Daddy-esque sorta way…

grendel November 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm

[re=158810]Christastic[/re]: How about we just bring back the intelligence for a change?

hobgoblin of little minds November 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm

[re=158811]Serolf Divad[/re]: Now I can officially begin drinking again. “To all my friends!”

Itsjustme November 1, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Trig’a retarded Mother is in Lakeland today. Driving the Rednecks into a frenzy with her same old BS. “Drill baby Drill” Half of the audience thinks that means to have sex.

Dreamer November 1, 2008 at 12:11 pm

[re=158814]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: OMG that is the dreaded October surprise – this will surely cost Hopey the coveted xenophobic demographic.

Itsjustme November 1, 2008 at 12:13 pm

[re=158814]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: But even worse, she will vote for him.

Dreamer November 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm

[re=158829]Itsjustme[/re]: It only counts if she lives in a battle ground state – does he live in Ohio by any chance?

Dreamer November 1, 2008 at 12:17 pm

[re=158824]Itsjustme[/re]: which one is Trig?

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 12:19 pm

I have to come here to keep my sanity, thank you Wonketteers!

DoctorCulturae November 1, 2008 at 12:21 pm

[re=158794]MrAgro[/re]: I agree. The decent, honorable person sold his soul to Beelzebub Repubsmut in order to win. Exactly how is that different than the last 8 years?

Alda’s character was a saint in comparison. He didn’t bring up J.Right, Rezzco, Ayrs, Khaleedi et al in order to run just another version of the Southern Strategy.

TexasCowGirl November 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm

[re=158805]Dreamer[/re]: I believe they have been putting their hopes on racists for 30 years now.

problemwithcaring November 1, 2008 at 12:33 pm

[re=158797]Gingah[/re]: The inevitable excuse for why the GOP Chair widely distributed said racists email/foodstamp/bloodied horse head on pillow is always classic. This time: “He thought it was a get out the vote message.” That is almost too good – can we forgive him?

Heywood Floyd November 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Now he’s on Dexter playing a simulacrum of the one-time-two-timer former Assistant DA Eliot Spitzer.

trondant November 1, 2008 at 12:48 pm

[re=158797]Gingah[/re]: In my state, black man ride on outside of car.

trondant November 1, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=158847]TexasCowGirl[/re]: Forty, actually.

american mutt November 1, 2008 at 12:52 pm

i hated that studio 60 show. what a bunch of tripe.

american mutt November 1, 2008 at 12:54 pm

[re=158813]Weeping Jesus[/re]: i gotta play a yale dork someday.

WonkaBee November 1, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Alan Alda for Prezident!

Masorca November 1, 2008 at 1:19 pm

Alda is an overacting sanctimonious douche of the first order, topped perhaps only by William Hurt (as in Accidental Tourist and Children of a Lesser God, not History of Violence where he was tolerable). Watching either of these fools act is like listening to friggin’ Air Supply!

Maus November 1, 2008 at 1:39 pm

At least Studio 60 had Amanda Peet in it, it’s a shame a dumb bimbo like Jenny McCarthy can spread her autism-vaccination bile when well thought-out replies from Peet get virtually ignored by the media. That’s probably more of an indication of the demographics catered to by the supermarket rags.

ManchuCandidate November 1, 2008 at 1:52 pm

John McCain isn’t Alda. He’s another Sorkin character, Colonel Nathan Jessup.

Instead of just a poor USMC private, McCain wants the US America to get a code Red.

“You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at those Georgetown cocktail parties I so loathe but attend so often you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like cunt, n@gger, socialism. We use then as the slimetrail of a life trying to fuck over everyone. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very douchebaggery I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.”

Lionel Hutz Esq. November 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm

[re=158794]MrAgro[/re]: And don’t forget, he spent ELEVEN SEASONS ON MASH, Mr.ARGO, ELEVEN SEASONS!

Come here a minute November 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm

That’s two times FIVE AND A HALF seasons! Coincidence? HENGHHH?

TGY November 1, 2008 at 3:56 pm

i has an ethnic?

vthokies383 November 1, 2008 at 4:18 pm
AnnieGetYourFun November 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm

OMFG, I hated that show. Only after it was off the air did I finally realize how awesome Allison Janney is.

BruceLee5000 November 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm

I have to admit that I take my wonderings about Barack and Michelle’s love life on the campaign from what the West Wing showed me of Jimmy Smits’ and his wife’s characters. At first she didn’t want him to run (not unlike Michelle), and she was kind of a demanding shrew on the road. And not very considerate of the pressures on the candidate. I get the impression that Michelle is more considerate. Her Leno appearance reinforced this idea.

RobPetrified November 1, 2008 at 5:31 pm

Aww, Jesus, you True Americans!
After eight years of the Darth Vader Juntas rule,
I, for one, will happily welcome the return of the he speed-talking, speed-walking tunnel-dwelling libtards!
Invading smaller countries and working out our Oedipal issues on the world stage is just a leeetle more annoying to me than a cheesey plot device.

keepinitrealyo November 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm

WEST WING was a science fiction show, about a parallel universe where politicians were motivated by their own beliefs about what was best for the country. Fun to watch, like KNIGHT RIDER.

By the way, I thought Adam West played Obama and Burgess Meredith played McCain.

Cape Clod November 1, 2008 at 6:52 pm

So who played Joe the Pulmber in the West Wing version? Michael Chiklis?

Numbat Dundee November 1, 2008 at 7:23 pm

I thought at the time of the debates Obama should have used the line:
“I watched Artie Vinick. Sir, you are no Artie Vinick.”

Jukesgrrl November 1, 2008 at 10:33 pm

[re=158826]Dreamer[/re]: “…this will surely cost Hopey the coveted xenophobic demographic.”

OMG, does this mean Lou Dobbs will vote for McCain?

Oh, I forgot, Lou Dobbs was always going to vote for McCain … because McCain was a POW and that makes him automatically qualified to protect our ports from Muslims and Mexicans, even if he has crashed every plane he’s ever been in.

PerhapsSo November 2, 2008 at 12:26 am

[re=159132]BruceLee5000[/re]: They also broke a hotel room bed while campaigning in Ohio.

Marynyc February 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm

response to Serolf Divad, Jimmy Smits is not MEXICAN ok, he’s Puerto Rican! It’s people like you that get their asses kicked in NYC for your racist remarks. And yes there is a difference, do your research and stop being so anal! Your so-called jokes aren’t funny!

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