Keep on sending in those “politically themed” costume photos, people, tonight and tomorrow after you find yourself with a new case of warts after having had scary ghost-sex with a random Sarah Palin or Joe the Plumber you met on the street, trick-or-treating. Here are some photos people have sent in, divided into three categories: Ashley Todds, Sarah Palins, and OBVIOUS WINNER.
ASHLEY TODD SEXY NUDE PIX
Hey look, it’s Ashley Todd!
Whoa who’s that, oh right, it’s Cut-Nut!
Ashley Todd goes nuts, again!
SARAH PALIN SEXY NUDE PIX
Sarah Palin with Bristol and some Bitter they met along the way!
Sarah Palin with, who is that, Larry Eagleburger?
SEXY COCK AND VAG WINNER PIX:
Winning tipster “Collie” e-mails: “My wife and I: Dick Chain-E and George W. Bush.” The next photo is the the funniest immature crap we’ve seen in a while:
We want to be married to this couple.
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Where’s the rabbits, the Oompa-Loompas, and the ambulance to carry Jim off?
We won! We won! By God, I’ll never have a funny comment, but we will always have this.
I’m trying for the ‘Scariest Costume’ category award where I work–I came as a liberal activist community organizer. Sadly, I lost out to Accounting, who collectively came as ‘Up With People’s Salute To Wasilla’. Damn.
i must point out that the first aTodd is Wonkette’s own devoted lurker, saridout, unacknowledged master of subtly psychotic facial expressions.
Aw. I wanted my totally non-political picture to be used. Now I have to go out and figure out a costume that will get me noticed. Fuck.
I think I’ll go as the paint-huffing retard in the ‘please cancel these people’s vote’ video. No backward B’s though.
[re=158531]cj4[/re]: You are one of the penis and vagina couple? You gonna give out condoms and dental dams to trick or treaters? In any case, gj, this will do a lot toward resolving cock/cunt conflicts throughout the world.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS THE HILARIOUSLOUS VIDEO EVER!!! I love the Jersey “Sexy” Abe Lincoln “Foah Scoah!”
facehead: Yes, I am the vag, which is not a sentence I ever thought I would type. As for trick or treaters, we are thinking of handing out free rape kits just in case anyone is headed up to Wasilla.
Cheezus… Hey Jim! I sent you me as a Mexican Immigrant taking jobs picking grapes away from Americans. And then I sent you me as a gun-toting bitter religious freak, sitting looking depressed after I got laid off from Arthur Treacher’s. Those are fine American Halloween costumes… Now I’m really depressed, here in Paris. Maybe I’ll write a novel about it.
That one Sarah Palin should really go as the world’s tiniest thumb, though I guess she wears that costume every day.
Mr. & Mrs. Gonad are awesome, but why must they tread on my flag?
I was going to dress up as an undecided voter, the store was out of Head Up Ass costumes.
All these sexy pics are making my balls smoke,getting HOT down there,getting HOT down there ,need me somes shorts,shorts,shorts and a boggin to put on the head of the BIG man he can’t hide in them shorts,shorts,shorts.
VOTEMEVOTEMEVOTEME!!!!!!!!!
I really appreciate the sheer magnitude of the flag pin on Palin #2
O’Reilly tricks as Reagan.
http://s116.photobucket.com/albums/o32/rigby2reilly/?action=view¤t=oreilly.jpg
What do you do with all the fucking pumpkin seed…I’m thinking, spray glue and roll. Probably not the best costume and NOT a WIN. also.
Jo the Plumber 1994
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o32/rigby2reilly/joe1994-1.jpg
The third A-Todd may have used a mirror. Of some sort. I don’t know, myself I don’t appear in them.
So Jim, we still have until Sunday morning to send them in right? Cause I don’t debut the awesomeness that is my cut-nut costume until tomorrow night.
OK, I have an exclusive Halloween cultural/moral question for you all.
I am walking through my building, and these two kids are chatting (about 10 or so),
Kid A: Are you going trick or treating in the neighborhood?
Kid B: No, everyone around here is Jewish.
Now, I was taken aback by this back and forth, and then I thought about it a bit more. Point of fact, my neighborhood is mostly inhabited by Jews, mostly orthodox. Now, it IS FRIDAY NIGHT, AKA the Sabbath, AKA SHABBAT, AKA The jews are supposed to be cold lampin — so, maybe for that reason, trick or treating is futile. Or, perhaps, orthodox jews just don’t celebrate Halloween (regardless of Shabbat), and for that reason it is futile.
Is there an answer to these cultural questions? Does the Sabbath preclude Halloween festivities? Or, do the jews just not celebrate Halloween? Or, are these kids simply getting a head start on a lifelong passion for anti-semitism?
Word to your mother.
facehead: Orthodox Jews? No, Halloween is pagan..no Halloween. Maybe only Purim, and that’s not really the same or as much fun. Even if it weren’t Erev Shabbat…but it is. Hopeless. Reform Jews though, Halloween is fine (they’re not much different than say Unitarians).
The video: Dennis Hopper, we hardly new ye.
Please no Part Two. Let assholery be left to the prior admiministration.
[re=158669]facehead[/re]: Hire a shabbos goy kinder to gather treats?
No matter what you think of halloween, know that it is the very highest satanic holy day. As a Christian, you should not be observing it in any way, especially IN your church. The catholic church is responsible for this day to be placed in the church.These things happened several centuries before CHRIST. Sacrifices were made to the gods, especially the god of death – Samhain (pronounced Sah win). Sacrifices all the way from vegetable to human were offered. This went on and on, and, in some parts of the world, still goes on today.
Halloween has never been a Christian holiday, and it has no place in the life of a born again Believer in JESUS CHRIST. In fact, it is an abomination to God, and we should take our stand firmly against it. As we look at its history, we find that its roots go deep into heathenism, paganism, satanism and the occult; and its modern expression is no better.
Pray this up until November 5. Father, in the name of Jesus, I break, cut, and burn the power of all hypnotic trances, spells, anchoring, programming, mind control, and anything else triggering our subconscious mind. I ask you to remove all the blinders of those who have been influenced.
vote repUBLICAN IS VOTE IN JESUS
Not to spread rumors, but I’m pretty sure TRUECHRISTIAN is a witch….
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: All good points, but what’s your opinion of the walking vagina?
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]:
These things happened several centuries before CHRIST. Sacrifices were made to the gods, especially the god of death – Samhain (pronounced Sah win).
Hmmmm… sounds suspiciously lie “schwiing!!!” (the universal sound-effect for a boner) Coincidence?
Sacrifices were made to the gods, especially the god of death – Samhain (pronounced Sah win). Sacrifices all the way from vegetable to human were offered.
How much would it suck to be the Satanic priest who’s stuck doing the vegetable sacrifices?
It’s like, your buddy who graduated top of the Satanic Priest class is off at the top of a volcano sacrificing virgins to Beelzebeub and you’re stuck in some windowless cubicle jabbing a gimlet into a head of lettuce.
Halloween has never been a Christian holiday
That’s OK, though, because most Christian holidays, if you probe their history deeply enough, prove to be mere syncretic maniifestations of ancient Sun-centered fertility cults anyway.
Anyway, TRUECHRISTIAN is now officially my favorite Wonkette commenter… well, until the novelty wears off, we all get bored of him and Ken bans him, anyway.
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: Now I’m convinced. You’re not only a satanist abortion-loving gay witch, you’re also a PAULTARD. Best Wonkette commenter EVAH!
[re=158820]Dreadful Gate[/re]: not funny
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: anti-catholic are we?…how christian minded of you…
actually, halloween has nothing to do with the church…you’re thinking of all-saints day, which is today [nov 1st]….or possibly all-souls day, which is tomorrow…
in many places in the world it’s traditional at this time to visit the graves of loved ones/ancestors, tidy up the tombs, place fresh flowers….
it’s only afterwards that we catholics sacrifice vegetables…often with meat or fish…usually washing it down with the blood of grapes, or even the decomposed remains of a mixture of barley, wheat, hops, malt etc….we call it a ‘religious feast’….non-believers call it a family dinner…
“Get up off your ass and get the fuck down here. I got shit over here I’m tryin’ to fuckin’ sell.”
This is, like, the best commercial slogan in history. I vote to put this man in as Treasury Secretary or something.
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: Ken, stop fucking around with the trolling thing. Heh.
[re=158763]TRUECRISTIAN[/re]: Yes, may we all be free of hypnotic trances, mind control, spells and all that other stuff. If you are so hot against sacrificing humans than Jesus forbids you from voting for the party that is sacrificing tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis to satisfy their ugly corporate gods. In the name of the great loving God Jesus, I declare the spell of hypocritical stupidity that you have been under BROKEN forever!!! Whew, someone get me a beer and a toke. Obama 08 and Happy Halloween.
Sarah Palin, with Bristol & anonymous Bitter, looks a bit like Original Wonkette Ana Marie.
My only suggestion maybe for Dick Chain-ey:
Mission-ARY Accomplished.
har.
Haha those are great. My fav Ashley Todd one is the last one with the girl who has the huge pin on lol. I also like the Sarah Palin as the pageant queen hehe. Everyone looked great though! Yay Wonkettes!
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