Wonkette
- Your city is suing the Bank of America, as the bank’s employees have been scamming D.C. with fake property tax checks since the 90s, when people still had property. [Washington Post]
- Terrible meta-pseudoterrorism strikes the Atlantic Monthly, as a Documenterrorian sent the magazine some PR materials for a film about anthrax, which included a bag of sugar labeled “anthrax.” [Fishbowl DC]
- The free shuttles that you enjoyed to your Nationals games are maybe being threatened! [WTOP]
- The debate about Maryland slots (slots) rages on, as teachers are in need of gambling revenues but don’t want everyone to become addicted and gamble away their life savings, which for an Average American Family includes three cans of soup and a Sarah Palin Halloween costume. [DC Examiner]
- That prostitute boss lady, the “D.C. Madam,” who died last year, has conclusively died of suicide. [DCist]
I prefer the debate about Maryland sluts…I am for them. (Hey Kendel, call me)
mookworthjwilson: You’ve heard about the program Slots for Sluts?
There should be punitive slots. Spin a win, get a coin, spin a lose, get a hit on the head by a cartoon hammer.
FAKE PROPERTY TAX CHECKS, REDISTRIBUTING THE WEALTH, FAKINGLY, WHY HELL, that’s like, “no George, I won’t cum in your mouth” a famous Karl Rove lie, but bogus checks in D.C., the seat, ass even of our government, FAKE CHECKS, that’s like toe tapping for sex in the men’s room, or offering a strange black man at public restroom in Florida, who is an undercover cop, twenty bucks to polish his johnson, CAN THAT HAPPEN??? If George W. Bush chokes his chicken watching children on an Easter egg hunt, I say anything is possible. Bogus checks, blow a Czeck, so what do you think happens in Washington??
TGY: Yes…I support that too…
WoundedVeteran: ummm…yeah…whatever he’s having make it a double…
That prostitute boss lady, the “D.C. Madam,” who died last year, has conclusively died of suicide.
Oh sure. That’s what Dick Cheney wants us to believe.
It took them a lot longer to create all the Palfrey suicide evidence than I expected.
That’s all right. Sully will save them.
mookworthjwilson: So, you want a quadruple?
If you can’t trust the Bank of America, then whom can you …
Never mind.
Ok, I’ll be the dick: shouldn’t there be the word “and” between “addicted” and “gamble” ? (Or maybe a “who” between “teachers” and “are” ?)
user-of-owls: don’t mind if i do!
Hey, it’s sooooo worked in Atlantic City and Detroit. What part of One Armed Bandit offends you damn educators?
Because of the case, somebody in the Washington Post article actually calls Bank of America “Bank of Disneyland.”