THE TRIGMEISTER  4:30 pm October 31, 2008

Hey Kids, Check Out Lil’ Trigger In His Elephant Costume

by Jim Newell

Little baby Trig must be so glad he wasn’t aborted for this, his first Halloween, because his parents dressed him up like a political party symbol to be carried around at snarling political events. Aww. Isn’t life just grand? [HuffPo]

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TGY October 31, 2008 at 4:32 pm

A moose costume wasn’t available?

Styrofoam Boots October 31, 2008 at 4:32 pm

I wonder—if given the option—if Sarah Palin would hunt elephants from a helicopter.

WaldoJeffersHead October 31, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Remember Trig, revenge is a dish best served cold…

masterdebater October 31, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Such a cute picture of the proud mom…sister…whatever.

OffTheRecord October 31, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Ugh. I hate that look people get on their face when they are happy to be holding a baby. It is all domestic and other disturbing things.

facehead October 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm

Initially they were going to have trig dress up as an aborted fetus.

larz October 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm

How mean to dress the down syndrome kid as Dumbo.

whore4hope October 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm

I’m more worried about Piper. It’s a lazy, self-centered mother who convinces her daughter that a new coat (probably from the RNC shopping spree) and a shiny headband equal a “costume.”

Anonymous Office Zombie October 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm

So, they got this one right, eh? Wasn’t sure they would be able to remember elephant instead of donkey after that whole scarf thing.

Styrofoam Boots October 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Wait, is Trig the baby with Down syndrome? … yuck.

3dollarbill October 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

dressing Trig as an elephant is about as inventive as everyone else dressing as Palin

Dave J. October 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

Wow, she definitely looks 2 months farther along in her pregnancy.

Styrofoam Boots October 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

I can’t believe I just typed that.


larz October 31, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Put a suit on him and he could be mini-McCain.

Vewol Mevemont October 31, 2008 at 4:41 pm

And Sarah will be an albatross this year.

McCainsThirdNipple October 31, 2008 at 4:41 pm

I’d like to abort myself if McCain/Palin wins this election. kthx.

Keram2 October 31, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Judging from the costume, the parents are the real retards.

Itsjustme October 31, 2008 at 4:44 pm

I thought her religion was against Halloween.

Oh I get it, Elephant!!!!!! I’m a dumbass.

Kev-O-Tron October 31, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I’m just glad the kid’s not old enough to realize he’s being used as a cheap, political metaphor. With any luck his stupid Mom will be out of politics by the time he’s grown.

Let me restate that: with any luck his stupid Mom will be working on a fish processor in the middle of the Bering sea after her term as Governor.

TGY October 31, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Also, how much did the RNC pay Neiman Marcus for that costume?

StrangelyBrown October 31, 2008 at 4:49 pm

I thought an unaborted mongoloid baby was the symbol of the Republican Party.

azw88 October 31, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Trig, the smartest ‘elephant’ in the room at Palin rallies. Costume just emphasizes that fact.

timmy_the_tooth October 31, 2008 at 4:50 pm

OMG… get a brain morans.

magic titty October 31, 2008 at 4:52 pm

I actually like Trig and feel bad he’s related to those losers.

Texan Bulldoggette October 31, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Does this mean Barry’s daughters have to dress up in one of those 2-person donkey costumes where the fight over who gets to be the head & who has to be the ass is immortalized on YouTube & thereby loses Barry the election…

Styrofoam Boots October 31, 2008 at 4:54 pm

[re=158474]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: Morons

Mara47 October 31, 2008 at 4:54 pm

[re=158446]larz[/re]: You will burn in hell for that! (See you there. I’ll bring the wine.)

Texan Bulldoggette October 31, 2008 at 4:55 pm

[re=158477]magic titty[/re]: I know–it’s not his fault his parents are the 2 dumbest, conniving-est, corrupt, selfish people on the planet.

Theta October 31, 2008 at 4:56 pm

It’s nice to see we can come together despite our disagreements for the common purpose of dressing the mentally handicapped in humiliating outfits and laughing at them. God bless America!

slappypaddy October 31, 2008 at 4:59 pm

[re=158451]Dave J.[/re]: Just how pregnant are all these people? I lose track…

Dreamer October 31, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Poor Trig, he deserves better than to be used by this nasty campaign. Does Palin even care about this poor child – Piper holds the child more than her.

Scarab October 31, 2008 at 5:02 pm

[re=158479]Styrofoam Boots[/re]:
Actually it is ‘Morans’.
The spelling is based on the famous redneck photo – Google it.

wheelie October 31, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Styrofoam Boots October 31, 2008 at 5:08 pm

[re=158488]Scarab[/re]: AHA! Thank you for the information! Oh, rednecks…

HuskyMescan October 31, 2008 at 5:12 pm

KKK costumes only come in one size. The KKK is like Menudo.

DijitalDharma October 31, 2008 at 5:16 pm

WAIT! I thought Bristol was supposed to be 7 month pregnant by now! She doesn’t look pregnant AT ALL!

LittlePig October 31, 2008 at 5:16 pm

[re=158482]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Bristol and the sperm donor are corrupt and selfish? I would think Trig’s grandparents Sarah and Todd qualify more for that honor.

Dee Rule October 31, 2008 at 5:19 pm

It’s so sad how Sara Palin is using her family as a sympathetic cover up of her ill knowledge of the world. An elephant outfit for the American People who cannot pay their mortgages.

I wonder what she defines as happiness but the only conclusion I can come to is more money to the GOP and nothing for me?

Dee Rule

PoliTacky October 31, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Here ya go… this is better than razor-blades in your Halloween candy: my “Joe” “The” “Plumber” blingee!

Gopherit v2.0 October 31, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Eagleburger must have a gun pointed at his head:

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 5:24 pm

Aww…just look at the little guy. He’s got his pappy’s looks and his momma’s brains.

WadISay October 31, 2008 at 5:25 pm

[re=158492]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: [re=158491]wheelie[/re]: In the future, kindly observe all internet traditions*. That said, it is kind of a hall of mirrors, where life imitates art, imitates life and a Chilean dwarf points at you and laughs manically before vanishing. In a few years, morons will be spelled morans, and we’ll all be going new-cue-lurr.

*What the hell was this a reference to?

J05H October 31, 2008 at 5:26 pm

[re=158479]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: No, moran, it’s MORAN around here! When did you get posting priveleges you Commie Muslin?

trondant October 31, 2008 at 5:27 pm

[re=158455]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: WIN

Kev-O-Tron October 31, 2008 at 5:28 pm

[re=158485]slappypaddy[/re]: I lose track…

No that’s the OTHER one. This one’s name is Trig.

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 5:30 pm

So what’s Joe the Plunger dressing up as – Thomas Crapper or American Standard?

AngryBlakGuy October 31, 2008 at 5:35 pm

…oh I get it, he is suppose to be the Elephant Man!

Giant Robot October 31, 2008 at 5:36 pm

I feel sorry for Piper. She didn’t do anything to deserve this shit. I’m sure that lots of us have done stuff to embarrass our children but has anyone out there ever walked your kid onto the ice to be heckled and laughed at by ten thousand puke-drunk Flyers fans? Me neither.

The Frogurt Is Also Cursed October 31, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Welcome to Sarah Palin’s soul:

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Godot October 31, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Today we are all Elephant Men.

hobospacejungle October 31, 2008 at 6:20 pm

Am I the only one who thinks Bristol in way hot??

sarcasticusername October 31, 2008 at 6:26 pm

child…mascot…you say tomato, i say tomatoe.

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=158548]hobospacejungle[/re]: yes

Vewol Mevemont October 31, 2008 at 6:35 pm

[re=158548]hobospacejungle[/re]: I think that’s Willow — a thirteen year old. Just sayin.

Neon Trotsky October 31, 2008 at 6:36 pm

Can the other Palin children dress up as those racial caricature crows, so long as we seem to be on a Dumbo theme?

NotthatLC October 31, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Seriously, why hasn’t child protective services been called, yet?
Notice you haven’t seen the Obama girls in a while. That would be because they’re in SCHOOL. ‘Course, if the Palin kids were in school, then their mom couldn’t reimbursed for having them on the campaign trail. Whoops, sorry, forgot.

Number one reason why I want Obama to win – so this self-serving, ignorant bitch will spend considerably less time on my tv screen and the internets. I know we will never get rid of her, but for right now, I will settle for less of her, and I’m willing to wait until Tuesday.

wowzers October 31, 2008 at 6:42 pm

I’m rejoicin’, you betcha! Just four more days and Atilla the Barbie will be headin’ back to Winter Wonderland for good. Praise Jeebus!

hobospacejungle October 31, 2008 at 6:48 pm

[re=158558]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: yeah, I know that’s probably not Bristol, I was just sayin’.

3dollarbill October 31, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=158502]PoliTacky[/re]: WIN. The dolphin in the toilet bowl is a very nice touch

One Yield Regular October 31, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Please. Trig is not an animal. He is a human being.

And Piper’s costume? It’s on HuffPost. She’s dressed as Nastinka from “Jack Frost” (MST3K)

Mista Eko October 31, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Sally Struthers: CAN YOU HELP THIS CHILD!?!?!?!

Dreamer October 31, 2008 at 7:45 pm

People the one holding the child is not Bristol – she is 14 year old Willow so keep your lecherous thoughts to yourselves!

ssccss October 31, 2008 at 7:50 pm



bitchincamaro October 31, 2008 at 8:07 pm

I’ve learned to read the comments before I personally spew, but I’ve got to violate my rule and just say: STOP WHORING YOUR BABY ON THE WORLD STAGE. I have zero tolerance for your shit at this late stage. FUCK OFF, PALINS!!!!!!!111!!!!111

Georgia Burning October 31, 2008 at 8:08 pm

Can we just get Bristol hooked up with Kevin Federline after she gives birth? This (and a ticket to Vancouver) would immediately give that Levi guy a break and in about twelve years solve Alaska’s underpopulation problem.

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 8:44 pm

[re=158612]Dreamer[/re]: Yeah – confine your drooling to the teenager who’s pregnant.

Bob Hopeless October 31, 2008 at 9:02 pm

This’ll be even cuter when Trig is like 15 and they’re still dressing him up in an elephant costume for their own political hijinks.

bc October 31, 2008 at 9:14 pm

May I please report child endangerment? She may not have aborted, but I assure you she’s spent the last few months trying to kill this poor baby!!!

DustBowlBlues October 31, 2008 at 9:17 pm

Wonder if that Palin kid hadn’t gotten herself knocked up they would still make her haul Trigger everywhere she goes? Is this to give teen-mama practice? Or just punish her?

Stupid kid. Think what hi-jinks a hot little 17 year old could get into on the campaign trail if she weren’t preggers.

And all the Palin inbreds must be so proud that Baby Daddy dropped out of high school to go work on the pipeline. Really? That’s what the fundy cretins want for their kids?

If the Palins represent family values, I’d like to know whose family, exactly? The white trash of Tobacco Road? Our (well, Steinbeck’s) Joads were way cooler–and in the tank for Big Labor!

gliberal October 31, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Poor little bastard grew a trunk.

liquiddaddy October 31, 2008 at 10:28 pm

Bible Spice had a knarly hickie on the right side of her neck today, that was barely covered. Stay classy, Sara.

Mr Blifil October 31, 2008 at 10:32 pm

This is supposed to make up for the Donkey Scarf? Not bloody likely. At least they didn’t dress him as the mouse from “Flowers for Algernon.”

wonkthis October 31, 2008 at 11:09 pm

I think the next Palin kid (I know, God forbid) should be named Prop.

wonkthis October 31, 2008 at 11:09 pm

@liquiddaddy: got a link?

Snarkfest October 31, 2008 at 11:14 pm

She’s trying to make everyone forget about the Democrat Donkey Scarf.

Snarkfest October 31, 2008 at 11:15 pm

[re=158675]wonkthis[/re]: HAHAHAHAHA

mardana October 31, 2008 at 11:38 pm

Are you really making fun of a retarded child? I hope not. The comments here are sick. Any real human beings?

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 11:44 pm

[re=158689]mardana[/re]: I feel so retarded now.

JLewis October 31, 2008 at 11:49 pm

Wow, the commenters here are despicable. Making fun of a baby with down syndrome? Have you no shame???? I don’t care how much you dislike his parents. Your comments are absolutely reprehensible.

3-legged Bloodhound October 31, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Lighten up Frances. Downs syndrome babies are blissfull happy babies. It’s you who deserves pity.

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 12:12 am

And a horse name trigger!

JLewis November 1, 2008 at 12:13 am

Wow, who could argue with that brilliant comeback?? Crawl back under your rock, scumbag.

hobospacejungle November 1, 2008 at 12:21 am

[re=158702]JLewis[/re]: You’re just pissed that nobody dressed you up in an elephant costume. But there’s still hope. Put down your bible, climb upstairs from your basement bedroom and ask mommy if she’ll dress you up as an elephant and massage your trunk. I’m sure if you cry enough she’ll comply.

Happy Halloween!!

JLewis November 1, 2008 at 12:46 am

[re=158704]hobospacejungle[/re]: Glad to see that another useful idiot has joined the party. A guy with the name “hobospacejungle” and a picture of a guy that looks like a homeless pedophile is talking about people living in a basement bedroom??? Nice!

NYNYNY November 1, 2008 at 12:53 am

What is the difference between Sarah Palin’s ass and her mouth? Not everything that comes out of her ass is moose-scented diarrhea. And her baby’s stupid.

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 1:04 am

[re=158436]WaldoJeffersHead[/re]: Would like to say “Win” were it not that Palin in the next picture looks like an SS female commandant. Please. Has this woman no shame?
Gag me.

3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 1:04 am

[re=158707]JLewis[/re]: Yeah, but it’s not like he’s retarded.

3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 1:09 am

[re=158712]S.Luggo[/re]: I see that Todd is all dressed up in cluelessness.

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 1:10 am

[re=158711]NYNYNY[/re]: “And her baby’s stupid.” A matter of birth, not choice. Your excuse?

hobospacejungle November 1, 2008 at 1:13 am

[re=158707]JLewis[/re]: Homeless pedophiles need love too, JLewis!

Would I be out of line if I said your avatar gives me boner?

Can’t we all just get along? I love you, JLewis.

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 1:27 am

[re=158715]3-legged Bloodhound[/re]: In the Great White North, polyester is known as the hep guy’s fabric. Just keep it away from Colman Lanterns and flames.

kicnbac November 1, 2008 at 1:30 am

It really galls you people she didn’t kill her baby doesn’t it. Sickos. This is why Obama will lose. We don’t need people like yo all “in charge”

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 1:44 am

[re=158656]gliberal[/re]: Very clever. At least he is wanted.

persiflage November 1, 2008 at 2:21 am

[re=158721]kicnbac[/re]: You’ve got it all wrong. It’s your mother’s said inaction that galls us.

worstprezever November 1, 2008 at 3:07 am

Would GOP contributors be thrilled to’ve paid for this too?

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 3:17 am

“You people” “Don’t need people like yo all”. “We”. This has nothing to do with Trig,
Say what you mean. You are afraid of the darkies taking charge.
BTW: The South actually did lose the war. Truth.

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 3:32 am

“Hey Kids, Check Out Lil’ Trigger In His Elephant Costume”
He selected it, right?

“See what mama Palin, in front the cameras, chose to stuff her tiny kid into. Wah. ” would have been better.

S.Luggo November 1, 2008 at 3:35 am

[re=158701]palmerdawg[/re]: May I quote you?

worstprezever November 1, 2008 at 3:39 am

Trig’s been political GOLD for Palin. No way would she’ve gotten this far if aborted.
And sure-as-hell knows it, aka is milking every bit of currency from it.
Way more about ambition than “religious beliefs”.

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 3:49 am

[re=158721]kicnbac[/re]: Oh shit, somebody i can vent my frustrations on. Jagbag, i think you’re one of those gun loving shit head who thinks Palshit is sooooooo fucking smart, she had multiple do overs to get the role of a VP correct, she fuck that up, and it was open book! Spreading the wealth is what she does as a Governor, so she a socialist by her definition. Kahlidi is not pronounce Kah’la’di, McDryshit gave 500K, big O roll through at the dinner. Joe “the whale cum” plumber’s a con man, hitting up Cindy for a fix, i have said this before that dog shit Bush is a colostomy bag and it’s filled with asshole repugs. McViagra titanic’s in the water and Big O’s the iceberg.
Wake up and smell the truth, embrace the hopetopia cause it’s coming, get on board or get swept away.

M O T H E R F U C K E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 4:08 am

[re=158735]S.Luggo[/re]: Yes, yes and yes!

agitpropster November 1, 2008 at 6:23 am

Attention pious ‘pug troll losers:
Please fuck right off back to or wherever it is you vile fucktards hang out nod and spew gibberish at each other. This site is for the terrorist Muslin followers of Hopey The Black Arab a.k.a. the next President Of The United States. Posting here is for “reality-based” thinkers and that means you don’t qualify.

I am tired of arguing with you ignorant, racist troglodytes. You morans aren’t educated enough for us to waste the time. All one has to do is look at the misspellings and bad grammar inherent to most wingnut troll posts. If you cannot point out Iran, Iraq or Afghanistan on a globe or if you pronounce “Eye-raq,” “Eye-ran”or “nuc-u-lar” like Smirky McFlightsuit or Mooselini, then shut your filthy pieholes and make your point walking away from us, idiots.

I’ll tell you what is TRULY reprehensible, JLewis: (1.) The idea that having a Down Syndrome child rather than aborting it makes you both morally superior or somehow better-qualified to be VPOTUS. (2.) Bringing a retarded child into the world knowing that it will never be able to take care of itself or have a normal life just to validate your nutty God-botherer credentials to teh other nutty God-botherers. (3.) Displaying said Down Syndrome child at loud, noisy, hateful campaign events to validate your nutty God-botherer credentials to teh other nutty God-botherers.

That’s reprehensible and repugnant, yo.

imyourhuckleberry November 1, 2008 at 6:35 am

[re=158739]palmerdawg[/re]: “M O T H E R F U C K E R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Another fine example of a “caring liberal” who wants to take my guns and be arbiter of who gets health care.

No, thanks. Not you. Not mine. Not ever.

LittlePig November 1, 2008 at 6:55 am

[re=158750]imyourhuckleberry[/re]: Sigh.

a) Nobody wants your guns. Rush is lying to you when he says that.

b) Tell some old folks your little theory about how they’d be so much better off without Medicare and see how that works out.

The Warden November 1, 2008 at 7:11 am

So you really think that Trig wished he was aborted? Only a cunt would think such a thing. But then again, the left is populate with them.

JohnTBissell November 1, 2008 at 7:21 am

1505 Cody Dr. Silver Spring MD 20902

I wrote this after attending Pope Benedicts Mass at Nats Stadium in Washington. My wife and I are Lay Missionaries of Charity in Forest Glen Maryland.

Before Pope Benedict came to America to celebrate Mass in New York and Washington, it was revealed that as a young boy in Germany he had had a cousin with Down Syndrome. One day a Nazi doctor came and claimed his cousin for the Third Reich. Taken to be “cared for” at the “hospital” young Joseph Ratzinger never saw his cousin again: one of the host of “useless eaters” marked for extermination by that brutal regime.

My wife and I operate St. Joseph’s House, a daycare and respite care home for handicapped children. As it happened one of the children we care for, a wheelchair bound young lady, was chosen along with three other handicapped folks to carry the gifts up to the altar before the consecration at the Mass at Nationals Stadium in Washington D.C. on April 17, 2008. One of these was James, a 30ish man who works in the Officer’s Club at Andrews AFB. James has Down Syndrome. He was chosen to carry the large host which would become the Body of Christ lifted up before the assembled. As James with great ceremony advanced toward the Pope, his native enthusi­asm overcame his reserve and he started to run. Simultaneously the Holy Father leapt from his chair and walked towards James with his arms out­stretched. We have a picture of this moment which I cannot look at without tearing up. What did he see as he gazed so lovingly at James? I believe he saw his cousin. I believe he saw the face of Jesus. And I believe that his great prayer as he elevated that host on that impossibly beautiful day was “As long as you did to these the least of my brethren, you did it to Me.”

The next day April 18th, a boy was born to of all people, the Gover­nor of Alaska. They named him Trig.

brooklyn88 November 1, 2008 at 7:35 am

Why would anyone mock a baby being loved by his family? I suppose the anonymity of these boards, plus the desire to be mini-Daily Show writers is a possibility, but from my observations of the people who write into these left wing sites is that it allows their crypto-nazi leanings to flourish. (Credit to Gore Vidal for term crypto-nazi, although as a friend of mine pointed out, Gore Vidal was a queer, but William F. Buckley Jr. was not a crypto-nazi, but a conservative.) As pointed out above, terminating these babies was pretty routine stuff for the godless Nazis. The garbage on this site is really rock bottom, and to paraphrase a certain dean portrayed in the movies, we’re all dumber for visiting here – except for the humanity expressed by John T. Bissell.

brooklyn88 November 1, 2008 at 7:37 am

[re=158731]S.Luggo[/re]: – If you represent the North, we did too.

brooklyn88 November 1, 2008 at 7:38 am

[re=158459]Keram2[/re]: Good one!

Jack Bauer November 1, 2008 at 8:03 am


WABishop November 1, 2008 at 8:38 am

There is so much acrimony here today! Why can’t we all just get along? Let us all work together and get back to doing what we do best, which is making fun of the ways ambitious politicians use their family and friends as live props.

glaring4 November 1, 2008 at 9:10 am

To pick on an innocent baby and one with special needs just shows the mentality of the liberals. I hope it makes you feel all warm and tingly inside to know you mocked an innocent child. You libs make me sick and it just confirms why I will never vote democrat. Its one thing to pick on Sarah Palin thats fine and dandy but for god’s sake have some compassion and leave the baby out of it. It just astounds me how the libs feel so much pity for freaking polar bears but yet here is a precious life and you mock and make fun of him. Hell has a special place for you disgusting pigs.

Monsieur Grumpe November 1, 2008 at 9:40 am

Trig has enough going against him in life but to be raised by these morans is just too much for any person, retarded or not. Future note to Trig: Son, run away and join a circus; it’s your only hope.

Jack Bauer November 1, 2008 at 10:29 am

Dateguy — you are a depraved cnut. Die soon effer.

Jack Bauer November 1, 2008 at 10:32 am

And that goes for the excrement-bag Grump. Preferably of pancreatic cancer. But I’m a caring guy, so I would offer the euthanize you first.

LoriBe November 1, 2008 at 11:03 am

Nice work guys…ridiculing children for dressing up for Halloween. Jeez! I think this is a nice family. If you don’t agree with Sarah Palin and John McCain fine but leave the kids out of it. Surely you can make an intelligent point without resulting to narrow minded and cruel comments.

3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 11:06 am

[re=158754]JohnTBissell[/re]: You really should stick to making vacuums.

Heywood Floyd November 1, 2008 at 11:16 am

I just know that Piper is giving us the finger under that muff.

3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 11:19 am

Can just ONE of you morans please tell me how ANY of this vitriol HURTS a retarded kid? Christonastick you people are lame. Save your sanctimony for the child molester. I mean really, are you here to uphold our reputations as definied by yourselves? Or perhaps you are afraid that if we keep making fun of Trig he’ll become MORE retarded? By the way, this “special place in hell” of which you would have us exhiled – does it have a mini-bar? Oh – and one last thing… only a cunt would wish someone to be damned to hell for eternity. Great system of beliefs fucker. Yay for polar bears. Peace out.

3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 11:25 am

[re=158753]The Warden[/re]: Do you really think Trig wishes ANYTHING? It’s a joke. If you’re not here to laugh, get the fuck out. Please don’t take yourselves so seriously, honestly.

imanopenedmindedlib-nowshutup! November 1, 2008 at 11:43 am

WOW, so these are the Obama supports I have heard all about.
Hey, I know, if Obama gets elected, why don’t you all round up all the special needs
childern and drive them around in the back of a bus with the exhaust
fumes pumped directly into the windows. 3-legged Bloodhoud
can drive the bus!

persiflage November 1, 2008 at 11:45 am

Can someone find the trollboard and the exact posting that sent this flock of winged monkeys here to shit in our soup?

imanopenedmindedlib-nowshutup! November 1, 2008 at 11:48 am

Boohoo! Don’t like it when people disagree! :(
get angry, say bad words, boo hoo!

palmerdawg November 1, 2008 at 11:48 am

[re=158750]imyourhuckleberry[/re]:Hey huckleshit, get over it.
even idiots need love, please leave the planet and take the GOP withcha.

Flagged as uninformed!

rocktonsammy November 1, 2008 at 11:56 am

all those Palin kids have special needs, look at the parent hand they were dealt.

persiflage November 1, 2008 at 11:56 am
3-legged Bloodhound November 1, 2008 at 11:58 am

imanopenedmindedlib-nowshutup!: Now how am I supposed to drive a bus when I’m missing my clutch foot? Way to hurt a cripple ya muddafuckha.

cameron_Foff November 1, 2008 at 1:01 pm

I’m forwarding this thread to everyone I know, Republicans and Democrats alike. I’m sure it’ll help make up some minds, thanks Wonkette Community. I’ll be sure to check back on November 5th and see how this worked out for you.

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 1:39 pm

[re=158872]cameron_Foff[/re]: I’m sure those 2 people you know will enjoy it.

Keram2 November 1, 2008 at 1:51 pm

[re=158766]glaring4[/re]: I came to a comedy website, and there were mean liberals in the comment section. Therefore, I’m not voting for Obama. That’s a great reason to vote for a candidate.

ms palin look a like November 1, 2008 at 1:59 pm

facehead, you piece of crap, what a horrible thing to say about that child………I’ll bet you give realllllllllllly good head don’tcha “facehead”?? you probably had your head between your own legs giving yourself “head” when you wrote that disgusting, mean spirited, trash comment. YOU, FACEHEAD should have been aborted along with many others on this site. You’re all supposed to be for the “underdog” Ha! what a bunch of low life losers you all are. You don’t want to help and lift people up that are down, you want to KEEP them DOWN, than it makes you feel better, as if you’re better than them, us, whoever, whatever, you need to do/say something to make your low-life, worthless piece of shit lives seem important…HAHAHAHAHAH! You’re just mean, nasty evil, horrible scum bags. You should be ashamed of yourselves for talking the way that you are about that beautiful child, and his caring loving family. I can’t wait for them to ABOLISH abortion, that’ll drive all you Lesbians AND faggots nutz!! Hope you die of AIDS. Fucking cunts licking, cock sucking pigs……….howz is feel Facehead?

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 2:02 pm

[re=158913]ms palin look a like[/re]: Slow down Frothy, your spittle’s coming through my computer screen. Oh – and before I forget, eat me.

Keram2 November 1, 2008 at 2:06 pm



Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm

“I can’t wait for them to ABOLISH abortion, that’ll drive all you Lesbians AND faggots nutz!! Hope you die of AIDS. Fucking cunts licking, cock sucking pigs……”

Wow – now THERE’S some comedy gold.

ms palin look a like November 1, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Rabidog, BITE ME. You couldn’t kiss my ass in Macys window, just not good enough, that’s why you’re so bitter, and mean, and evil……small dick? loose twat? awwwwwww sorry. NOT

wander_lust November 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Apparently the wingnuts do not understand the sarcasm.

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 2:36 pm

[re=158952]ms palin looks like a dyke[/re]: You’re wrong. My dick is huge and my twat is incredibly tight.

PoliTacky November 1, 2008 at 2:45 pm

[re=158918]ms palin look a like[/re]: “…should have been aborted along with many others on this site” … “I can’t wait for them to ABOLISH abortion,”

So, you’re pro-retroactive-abortion for people you disagree with? That’s an interesting theory, please elucidate.

persiflage November 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Better define “elucidate” for our hairy knuckled visitors.

MB73 November 1, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Good to see the people who proclaim themselves as tolerant and open-minded are consistent in their practices when it comes to people who ascribe to a different political ideology. I have a younger sister with Down Syndrome (it is not “Down’s Syndrome” despite the fact that many people think it is). I find this poor attempt at dark humor absolutely reprehensible. It is just as bad as it would be if someone made racial comments about the Obama girls. If that happened, however, the offending party would be publicly lambasted, as they ought to be. However, as we can see with this post and most of the accompanying comments, it’s all good if your Caucasian, Conservative, and from a rural area.

rocktonsammy November 1, 2008 at 3:28 pm

Do they call him Trigger? Rhymes with…..

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm

[re=159021]MB73[/re]: Nice comparison: Trig’s retardation to the Obama girl’s race….hmmm. And let me get that crucial fact of trisomy 21 straight – it’s DOWN, not Down’s (after the British doctor who named it) syndrome. Great. Okay. Now how about these pertinient facts? A woman who is over 40 and having unprotected sex should be educated enough to know that she has an incredibly GOOD chance of having a Down’s syndrome baby – after all, her eggs are over 40 fucking years old – they’re tired. Tests can be done to see whether you’re carrying an embryo that is affected, and you can abort said embryo and become pregnant with a normal child, should you so choose (abnormal, in this case, is not meant to imply any kind of judgement, but rather describes an aberration from the norm – as in the chromosomes did not seperate properly). Trig’s just an innocent who happens to be retarded. His mother, on the other hand, is a complete fucking idiot.

rocktonsammy November 1, 2008 at 4:09 pm


I hope yalls grateful for the weekend Wonkette.

I’m going to rake leaves now.

redneckgeek November 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm

Totally freakin’ cool. Another site filled with hateful leftists. Have your brown shirts arrived yet, or is Barack waiting until Wednesday to mail ‘em to ya?

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm

[re=159052]ms palin look a like[/re]: Jeezus do you still go down on your Grandpa with that mouth?

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 4:12 pm

[re=159052]ms palin look a like[/re]: Oh – and the lip joke – it’s about COCK dumbshit.

Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=159060]redneckfuckeduploser[/re]: Why – did we all just get hired by UPS…..?

Dave R November 1, 2008 at 4:33 pm

If anyone still doubts that liberalism is a mental disorder, and that liberals themselves are nothing more than hate-filled, wretchedly miserable people, all they have to do is read the comments on this thread.

What a bunch of sick, twisted people you are!


Rabidog November 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm

[re=159098]Dave R[/re]: Um…..why are you telling US this?

redneckgeek November 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=159092]Rabidog[/re]: Oh, so clever… Look up “brown shirts” on Wiki, you ignoranus.

Sara K. Smith November 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm

This discussion has gotten WAY too out of hand. Comments closed.

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