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ZOMBIES KILL FUNDIES, TAKE OVER WALL STREET BULL

A horde of dead creatures associated with “Zombiecon 2008″ has killed all of the Christians praying to the Wall Street bull and DRENCHED IT IN THEIR DEATH BLOOD, omg, Video Fridays are the best. This is completely terrifying and you will die just by watching it. [YouTube]


3:27 PM on Fri October 31 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. CivicHoliday says at 3:30 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Poor Zombies must be starving. No brains as far as the eye can see.

  2. Zombies are people too…dead people but people none-the-less! How about some love for the zombies?

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:32 pm, October 31st, 2008

    …if those “Zombies” were looking for brains, I’m not sure if Wall St. is the best place to look.

  4. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:33 pm, October 31st, 2008

    CivicHoliday: …DAMN YOU!

  5. slappypaddy says at 3:34 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Those are Christians. Southern Baptists. I’d know ‘em anywhere.

  6. irisheyes says at 3:34 pm, October 31st, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Will you be “validated blk guy” when Barry wins on Tuesday?

  7. CivicHoliday says at 3:34 pm, October 31st, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Well, you can take credit for noting the Wall Street brainless types, and I’ll take credit for noting the vapid fundies, and together we’ll share the snark. :)

  8. facehead says at 3:34 pm, October 31st, 2008

    CivicHoliday: WIN.

    AngryBlakGuy: You Win Mister Congeniality.

  9. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:35 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Q2: …so are you “Anti-Zombification” or “Pro-Zombification”? And at what point does the “afterlife” begin in your opinion?

  10. Internally valid says at 3:35 pm, October 31st, 2008

    And the Dow Jones is up 131 points so far today. Mission accomplished!?

  11. Neon Trotsky says at 3:35 pm, October 31st, 2008

    God’s wrath over idolatry comes in many forms–sometimes in the form of zombies.

  12. I believe that I see Alan Greenspan. He’s been dead to American economy for quite some time.

  13. Internally valid says at 3:36 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Internally valid: 163! Tehy must have seen this videos!

  14. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:37 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Please, will someone tell me why everybody in New York wants to fuck that stupid bull statue? WAITING……

  15. seriesoftubescleaner says at 3:37 pm, October 31st, 2008

    “Dude! You got blood all over my new digital camera! Not Cool Bro, Not Cool…”

  16. I’m sure broadcasting this video will soothe the foreign markets. On the other hand, it’s probably how they view the U.S. financial sector, anyways…

  17. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:40 pm, October 31st, 2008

    irisheyes: …I’m thinking about changing my name to: YourBlakOverlord!

  18. This is a vision of the future under Hopey’s socialist communist Muslin dystopia.

    Behold and weep!

  19. shortsshortsshorts: Good point. Lehman Brothers, Merrill, AIG and Chris Cox have beat them to it. Nothing like sloppy seconds I guess.

  20. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 3:41 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Who are these people who have so many vacation/personal days left they can skip town Friday for Zombiecon?

    GET TO WORK ZOMBIES!

  21. graceless says at 3:41 pm, October 31st, 2008

    That poor bull. I wish it would come to life and start a stampede, I’d pay to see that.

  22. I hope they don’t mess up that beautiful patina. And wipe your feet before you walk across this nice clean comment window!

  23. Gopherit v2.0 says at 3:42 pm, October 31st, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: I’m waiting for the furries to show up.

  24. Internally valid says at 3:43 pm, October 31st, 2008
  25. Outstando says at 3:43 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Buy the slaughter, sell the reanimation.

  26. Can she just go home already. Stupid people with narrow minds should stay in Russia

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/palin-criticism-threatens_n_139729.html

  27. And then they all ate bloody cupcakes.

  28. NoWireHangers says at 3:44 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Hell, I always figured it was just a matter of time before the reality of the United States became indistinguishable from the plot of a George A. Romero film.

  29. AngryBlakGuy says at 3:45 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: …hippies don’t work!

  30. iwillsavethispatient says at 3:45 pm, October 31st, 2008
  31. pondscum says at 3:47 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Is Peggy still there?

  32. Fly-over Correspondent says at 3:47 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Rush: So, that dingbat in Florida who quoted Marx when she interviewed Biden was, what?

  33. facehead says at 3:48 pm, October 31st, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: because it is the symbol of everything that is fucked.

  34. Worlds End says at 3:49 pm, October 31st, 2008

  35. AngryBlakGuy: Anti-Zombification bro…and anti-culture-of-death…and I ain’t talkin’ Roe v. Wade, no sir! Zombies are abominable creatures known to eat human flesh without utensils or napkins! W I T H O U T U T E N S I L S O R N A P K I N S.

    http://www.ZombiesMustDie.com!

  36. MoodProcessor says at 3:52 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Just had a co-worker tell me she doesn’t “do” Halloween.

    …Something about celebrating the devil.

    I guess the Zombies have made there way through Pentagon City at some point today.

  37. RubberSoul says at 3:52 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Nice to see Mithras making a comeback after the drubbing he got from Jesus back in 300 AD.

  39. MoodProcessor says at 3:54 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Q2:

    Pro-Zombie here…I have one at home right now, protecting my Obama/Biden signage.

  40. shortsshortsshorts: The Bull has ,a href=”http://mikecane.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/wall-street-bull-balls-02.jpg”>very large testicles Shorts.

  41. Gopherit v2.0: The furries got skinned in the recent market crash.

    Outstando: Win.

  42. MoodProcessor: Next Halloween she needs to put on a girl scout uniform and come over to Q’s house. Believe in Halloween baby!

  43. facehead says at 3:57 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Rush: I tried to write something funny about that, but she’s so dumb it is depressing.

  44. facehead: Sarah Zobielicious Palin >> Sucking the life blood out of liberty.

  45. ZILF?

  46. shortsshortsshorts says at 4:04 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Q2: iwillsavethispatient: The weird part is it was balls that got us into this fucked up mess in the first place.

  47. forgracie says at 4:04 pm, October 31st, 2008

    That chick knows how to ride a bull’s horn doesn’t she….

  48. timmy_the_tooth says at 4:08 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Those Zombies are too animated and vocal, everyone knows that the only sound Zombies make is a sort of HEHHNGH? sound.

  49. timmy_the_tooth: These are young zombies. Only really old zombies do that.

  50. Rush: Because of her excellent makeup skills, Palin was allowed to take “Exorcism 101″ instead of “Civics” in high school. And despite her love of learning, Sarah seems not to have found the time to read the First Amendment, which is all of 45 words long. Leadership. Experience. Asshat.

  51. Q2: That’s not love, that is called necrophelia

  52. Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:23 pm, October 31st, 2008

    OT, but Ohio is the new Florida. http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=2316

  53. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 4:26 pm, October 31st, 2008

    As a fellow Zombie-American, I approve. It’s about time the culture of my undead bretheren was represented in the MSM.

  54. Lord BEEF says at 4:35 pm, October 31st, 2008

    This is actually just an Acorn registration drive

  55. Worlds End says at 4:37 pm, October 31st, 2008
  56. Mista Eko says at 4:42 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Fundamentalists lay greasy hands on bull, Dow drops 75 points
    Crazies smear bull in blood, Dow rises 144 points

    Folks, I have a bold new vision to save our economy. For the next 15 business days, I will need a train ticket to new york, lodging in lower Manhattan and approximately 5 gallons each of the following:

    Water
    feces
    Urine
    Bile
    Ejaculate
    mucous
    Any humors of the body I’m missing
    Gylcerol
    Miller High Life
    Draino
    Orange Juice
    Bordeaux wine
    Orange juice
    Hydrochloric acid
    House Paint
    Mr. Clean
    King Cobra Malt Liquor

    One of these will get us back over 11000! Believe it!

  57. Lascauxcaveman says at 4:43 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Worlds End: That’s terrible! Are they allowed to do that? In Georgia?

  58. Was that Elizabeth Dole on the bull, bearing false witness?

  59. AngryBlakGuy: Well I, for one, welcome our new Black Overlords.

  60. 3-legged Bloodhound says at 5:37 pm, October 31st, 2008

    forgracie: She looks more like she’s riding the cotton pony if you ask me….

  61. RubberSoul: I am Pro-Mithras.

  62. bonghitsforjesus says at 6:33 pm, October 31st, 2008

    We need more zombie blood porn!

  63. One Yield Regular says at 7:00 pm, October 31st, 2008

    Great. Now the fundies are going to introduce a proposition for banning marriage between zombies.

    Anyway, I sure hope this is just a preview of what Tuesday night is going to be like, with John McCain starring as the bronze bull.

  64. Outstando says at 12:27 am, November 1st, 2008

    S.Luggo: Sometimes, dead is better.

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