A horde of dead creatures associated with “Zombiecon 2008″ has killed all of the Christians praying to the Wall Street bull and DRENCHED IT IN THEIR DEATH BLOOD, omg, Video Fridays are the best. This is completely terrifying and you will die just by watching it. [YouTube]
APOCALYPSE
October 31, 2008
ZOMBIES KILL FUNDIES, TAKE OVER WALL STREET BULL
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Poor Zombies must be starving. No brains as far as the eye can see.
Zombies are people too…dead people but people none-the-less! How about some love for the zombies?
…if those “Zombies” were looking for brains, I’m not sure if Wall St. is the best place to look.
[re=158301]CivicHoliday[/re]: …DAMN YOU!
Those are Christians. Southern Baptists. I’d know ‘em anywhere.
[re=158310]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Will you be “validated blk guy” when Barry wins on Tuesday?
[re=158310]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Well, you can take credit for noting the Wall Street brainless types, and I’ll take credit for noting the vapid fundies, and together we’ll share the snark.
[re=158301]CivicHoliday[/re]: WIN.
[re=158310]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You Win Mister Congeniality.
[re=158302]Q2[/re]: …so are you “Anti-Zombification” or “Pro-Zombification”? And at what point does the “afterlife” begin in your opinion?
And the Dow Jones is up 131 points so far today. Mission accomplished!?
God’s wrath over idolatry comes in many forms–sometimes in the form of zombies.
I believe that I see Alan Greenspan. He’s been dead to American economy for quite some time.
[re=158318]Internally valid[/re]: 163! Tehy must have seen this videos!
Please, will someone tell me why everybody in New York wants to fuck that stupid bull statue? WAITING……
“Dude! You got blood all over my new digital camera! Not Cool Bro, Not Cool…”
I’m sure broadcasting this video will soothe the foreign markets. On the other hand, it’s probably how they view the U.S. financial sector, anyways…
[re=158313]irisheyes[/re]: …I’m thinking about changing my name to: YourBlakOverlord!
This is a vision of the future under Hopey’s socialist communist Muslin dystopia.
Behold and weep!
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Good point. Lehman Brothers, Merrill, AIG and Chris Cox have beat them to it. Nothing like sloppy seconds I guess.
Who are these people who have so many vacation/personal days left they can skip town Friday for Zombiecon?
GET TO WORK ZOMBIES!
That poor bull. I wish it would come to life and start a stampede, I’d pay to see that.
I hope they don’t mess up that beautiful patina. And wipe your feet before you walk across this nice clean comment window!
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I’m waiting for the furries to show up.
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Um . . .
http://tinyurl.com/6dxsex
Buy the slaughter, sell the reanimation.
Can she just go home already. Stupid people with narrow minds should stay in Russia
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/palin-criticism-threatens_n_139729.html
And then they all ate bloody cupcakes.
Hell, I always figured it was just a matter of time before the reality of the United States became indistinguishable from the plot of a George A. Romero film.
[re=158334]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: …hippies don’t work!
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: One word: Balls
Is Peggy still there?
[re=158344]Rush[/re]: So, that dingbat in Florida who quoted Marx when she interviewed Biden was, what?
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: because it is the symbol of everything that is fucked.
Guys the other ones are voting!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/31/chambliss-the-other-folks_n_139725.html
[re=158317]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Anti-Zombification bro…and anti-culture-of-death…and I ain’t talkin’ Roe v. Wade, no sir! Zombies are abominable creatures known to eat human flesh without utensils or napkins! W I T H O U T U T E N S I L S O R N A P K I N S.
http://www.ZombiesMustDie.com!
Just had a co-worker tell me she doesn’t “do” Halloween.
…Something about celebrating the devil.
I guess the Zombies have made there way through Pentagon City at some point today.
Nice to see Mithras making a comeback after the drubbing he got from Jesus back in 300 AD.
[re=158353]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]:
Frigid.
[re=158361]Q2[/re]:
Pro-Zombie here…I have one at home right now, protecting my Obama/Biden signage.
[re=158324]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: The Bull has ,a href=”http://mikecane.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/wall-street-bull-balls-02.jpg”>very large testicles Shorts.
[re=158339]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: The furries got skinned in the recent market crash.
[re=158342]Outstando[/re]: Win.
[re=158363]MoodProcessor[/re]: Next Halloween she needs to put on a girl scout uniform and come over to Q’s house. Believe in Halloween baby!
[re=158344]Rush[/re]: I tried to write something funny about that, but she’s so dumb it is depressing.
[re=158380]facehead[/re]: Sarah Zobielicious Palin >> Sucking the life blood out of liberty.
ZILF?
[re=158375]Q2[/re]: [re=158350]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: The weird part is it was balls that got us into this fucked up mess in the first place.
That chick knows how to ride a bull’s horn doesn’t she….
Those Zombies are too animated and vocal, everyone knows that the only sound Zombies make is a sort of HEHHNGH? sound.
[re=158407]timmy_the_tooth[/re]: These are young zombies. Only really old zombies do that.
[re=158344]Rush[/re]: Because of her excellent makeup skills, Palin was allowed to take “Exorcism 101″ instead of “Civics” in high school. And despite her love of learning, Sarah seems not to have found the time to read the First Amendment, which is all of 45 words long. Leadership. Experience. Asshat.
[re=158302]Q2[/re]: That’s not love, that is called necrophelia
OT, but Ohio is the new Florida. http://rawstory.com/rawreplay/?p=2316
As a fellow Zombie-American, I approve. It’s about time the culture of my undead bretheren was represented in the MSM.
This is actually just an Acorn registration drive
Zombies
http://s422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/?action=view¤t=zombieposter.jpg
Fundamentalists lay greasy hands on bull, Dow drops 75 points
Crazies smear bull in blood, Dow rises 144 points
Folks, I have a bold new vision to save our economy. For the next 15 business days, I will need a train ticket to new york, lodging in lower Manhattan and approximately 5 gallons each of the following:
Water
feces
Urine
Bile
Ejaculate
mucous
Any humors of the body I’m missing
Gylcerol
Miller High Life
Draino
Orange Juice
Bordeaux wine
Orange juice
Hydrochloric acid
House Paint
Mr. Clean
King Cobra Malt Liquor
One of these will get us back over 11000! Believe it!
[re=158359]Worlds End[/re]: That’s terrible! Are they allowed to do that? In Georgia?
Was that Elizabeth Dole on the bull, bearing false witness?
[re=158331]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Well I, for one, welcome our new Black Overlords.
[re=158397]forgracie[/re]: She looks more like she’s riding the cotton pony if you ask me….
[re=158367]RubberSoul[/re]: I am Pro-Mithras.
We need more zombie blood porn!
Great. Now the fundies are going to introduce a proposition for banning marriage between zombies.
Anyway, I sure hope this is just a preview of what Tuesday night is going to be like, with John McCain starring as the bronze bull.
[re=158378]S.Luggo[/re]: Sometimes, dead is better.
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