Yup, a1993page from the 1999 Onion bookOur Dumb Centurywith this article and subhed, "Nation Eagerly Awaits Ohio Man's Profound Insights Into Current Events." See, everyone, just make up a story -- type any random crap in your comments about anything, just try it! -- and American capitalism can make it happen. [ The Onion via BoingBoing ]