Wonkette
Look at this remarkable artifact from … two months ago, the day John McCain’s campaign decided to trade Experience for a total leering clown-gal. Look at McCain visibly suffer through her snarling dipshit routine. He knew he lost, right here, didn’t he?
I thought he was checking out her ass.
Perhaps it’s indigestion. He’s pretty old, after all. Hm, no, no, he hates her guts. God, that’s painful to watch.
Also, ‘Walnuts: Oshitoshit, i has a stupid’
18 million cracks, well that one way of putting it . . .
Look at Cindy in the background…she’s dressed like a gift from Tiffany’s.
It’s only been 60 some odd fucking days?
Holy hell!
I went to public school and can’t subtract the mathiness from the numbers and Tuesday.
I certainly will agree, Hillary had a little grace.
Hm, I forgot Cindy had a bright pink cast on her arm. Funny story: when she was having John help her pick out that color he said, “YOU GET PINK TO REPRESENT THE CUNT YOU ARE!”
True story. I heard it on Fox.
“Well shit. Maybe this wasn’t such a good ide…her ass isn’t that bad. Tits look perky. Where was I? Oh yeah. Derailing this fucking train with Tits McGee over here. I’m going to shove my foot up Rove’s ass if this doesn’t work. I should have gone with Mittens the Mormon. Shit.”
ManchuCandidate: Yeah. Maybe it’s one of those thin line things.
But I’d give up half of my recent schadenfreugasms to never see Cindy nod knowingly again. Hate. Her.
Styrofoam Boots:
Funny shit.
Is he mouthing “going to hit that in the Oval when Cindy’s passed out from her pills… ya boy… hope we get her some better clothes for me to burst on… have to get NASA to reformulate Viagra in Tang form…. heh… heh… my friends..?”
I looooooove the mad wedding ring twisting. Walnuts needs to take a class on controlling your weirdo body language in public. EVERY time he’s next to her on TV, he starts with that wedding ring fiddling!
ManchuCandidate: Do you think he was checking out her hobo clothes and thinking of how he was going to have to pull a Henry Higgins, stat?
“Well, who am I to question the decisions of my campaign team? I mean, they are the experts. I’m sure they know what they are doing.”
Notice- Dow at 11,000… the good old days.
I’m still looking for the video of the most recent and most revealing McCain-Palin hug from earlier this week. When she pulls away after having her face in his neck area, there is a look on her face like she just smelled old man ass and old spice and death. Priceless.
1. I seem to recall that when this first appeared, a lot of people commented that McCain looked like he wished he could get a do-over. Now I think he just starts off the day with Scotch.
2. I didn’t realize the first time, when this ran two months ago, how terrified she sounded.
3. Is that Jabba the Hut at 1:21?
4. What the fuck does he keep looking at?!
Is John contractually obligated to let that Cin-Bot3000 stand behind him every single time he is on stage? Gawd, what a media cunt-whore.
“What the hell did I do? Oh my God, I’m gonna starve this winter for sure.”
Violenza: See comment from BigDupa:
BigDupa: Seems like … only yesterday.
ManchuCandidate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qUVQDmLf7s&feature=related
hockeymom: I’m tired of all the Cindy-bashing. I think she looks darned good for a woman of 72. I hope I look that good when I’m 72.
Oh wait, let me check that b-day again…
damn straight he knew it. i think mccain is actually grimacing upon hearing liberals everywhere proclaim “zippity do-dah! the day is ours!”
http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com
Seriously, I forgot how bad her hair actually looked 60 days ago. And are those the infamous Alaska-shaped earrings?
Do you think Cindy will accompany McLame to President Obama’s inauguration in her sable coat or will they be divorced by then?
Gopherit: “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Plain… and being in Latin America it’s an enemy of McCain”..”
LOL, He’s following along on her notes the way I do when my 6 year old is reading Dr Suess.
Aw, you cut the part at the end where he goes in for the kiss. I don’t think he hated her at this point — I think he was wondering how long Cindy was going to let them have unsupervised playdates together. Here’s a hint, Senator — Cindy’s hid behind the bedroom door before, so she knows where to look.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about Walnuts reading the speech over her shoulder to make sure she didn’t go rogue on him.
“Wait a minute…that’s not the copy of the speech I approved…shit…SHIT!!!”
HENGHH?
HENGHH?!!?!!?
(flopsweat)
Henghhh…
The CNN crawl reminds me… God, was the Dow a lot higher then.
“I God Bless you…” WTF????? What she says is only slighty stupider than how she says it. I sometimes think I hear Sarah talking to me - then suddenly I realize it’s only my my fork screeching across my dinner plate.
“i’m going to take the campaign to every part of our country”
but only if it’s real
Remember when people actually turned up for McCain events?
Ah, this takes me back.
He’s too old to be checking out her ass. He is looking at the script on the podium, and realizing she is not following a word of it.
My friends, I pledge to not call her a cunt until after the election, shes been disarmed and on her way back to her igloo.
Violenza: it’s because the Little Sidewinder Missile won’t have him. Ever.
I think McCain’s expression in this photo (and the caption) sums it up perfectly. http://urbzen.com/2008/10/27/campaign-fail/
Campaign FAIL.
he should have known she’d go all “rogue” then when she acknowledged two democratic women at a repub rally…and he’s totally checkin’ out tits mcgee’s ass
Ken, this is great to see again, but other versions show McLeer (McLear?) in a wide shot. He is noticeably twirling his wedding while ogling. Then at the end (beyond this clip) he makes SEVERAL attempts to get close to her and she pulls away like “Ewww, you’re skeevy!”
McCain will begin referring to her as Mike Hunt.
“Mike Hunt, white courtesy telephone, please”
DoctorCulturae: wedding ring..
Poor Walnuts has this “oh fuck, where’s the rewind button” look on his face. And this was a good day.
How ABOUT Sarah Palin last night, hennngh? HENNGH? How ABOUT her? HENNNGH?
Those were da days.
“Visibly suffer”?? The man has foresight. Soon every presidential hopeful will seek a (preferably somewhat shorter) POW episode and a little torture experience. It’s okay to have to be publicly humiliated to crawl into the oval crapper, but at least don’t be caught “visibly suffering.”
18 million cracks? McCialis is interested in one northern fissure here. Ew. It must be tough be a man and driven by those man-hormones. He wants her. He hates her.
I like it where the megalomaniac cunt says, “I, God, bless you.”
It’s also apparent that she was running for president from day 1. Which might be partly why McCranky is suffering so much.
Hatred and suffering looks an awful lot like leering at her ass.
I bet he spends a lot of time checking out Hopey’s ass too.
McCain/Palin: The cunning runt and the running cunt.
Gord, she really does chew up the scenery, which looks pretty chewed up already.
Priceless in so many ways, from the shots of Cindy gelid in the background between them to McCain’s grimaces to Palin’s neglecting to add, at the end, McCain’s name when she asks for help in electing “a great man, the next President of the United States.”
Also: referencing the number “88″ at the beginning? Coinkidink, given last week’s evil plot??? I think NOT! (Actually, I think so. Still.)
Shocked by some recent comments on this site, I put in a bit of investigative work. Palin does NOT have big boobs. The End.
Drill, baby, drill.
jesus fuck. i’m going to start smoking again if these bozos “win.”
If WALNUTS! wasn’t the perfect name for him, I’d start calling him “Wincey”.
But it has “win” in it, so, on second thought…
Yes, I remeber thinking: Has he forgotte to take his Metamusil?
I watched this live and told my spouse that he was totally checking out her T&A and trying to be cool about it.
Re-watching it, he does seem to be regretful… perhaps that he is too old to pull off another wife-jilting affair with a professional associate?
Don’t touch me bitch!
proof of a mccain voting fraud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGF-HEd6XnA “