McCain spokesman Michael Goldfarb, the ABBA-loving masturbatrix of Dungeons & Dragons, just gets demolished here by CNN’s Rick Sanchez in a profoundly awful two minutes of spokesmanship. Jesus criminy, is there ANY spokesman for this campaign who actually knows how to speak? Tucker Bounds, Nancy Poopenheifer, Jill Hazelbaker, Michael Goldfarb, all ruined & dead. Who next will emerge from the catastrophic School of Conservative Pundits? [YouTube]

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  • sk1win

    What a fucking pussy!

  • facehead


  • HomoPolitico

    Goldfarb rolls a one. Falls over and impales himself on his own sword.

  • DangerousLiberal

    “Thanks, this is a really good discussion. Even though you didn’t say one thing worth a tinker’s dam, you smug ex-frat boy dumbfuck. Have a nice day, and go fuck yourself, stat.”

  • spoliator

    Oh my god, Sanchez is so totally in the tank for Obama! Is he being snarky at the end there, saying he really appreciates Goldfarb coming on the program?

  • “I think we both know who we’re talking about.” OH MY GOD OBAMA PALS AROUND WITH HITLER THIS IS THE PROOF

  • assholette

    he once watched mickey mouse as a kid, and Walt Disney was an anti Semite, so BAM!

  • Gopherit

    What kind of useless political bitch gets bent over by Rick Sanchez? Rick “Taze me, Bro!” Sanchez!

    These are heady days indeed.

  • WendyK

    This is comic gold. No pun intended. Is he trying to imply Biden is anti-semitic?

  • el_chupacabra

    is there a place where i can go and learn to look douchey on camera? Not Doocy! That guy is wonderful! Douche! -y! i wanna!

  • TedTheLightBulbSalesman

    Please tell me someone is capping Hardball right now. Matthews is dressed in some sort of tribal garb.

  • Lionel Hutz Esq.

    Well, five minutes, and the clip is already down. Is YouTube in the tank for McCain?

    Still, is it not time to shed a tear for the Republican Spokesman. From Ron Ziegler to Ari Fleischer, for thirty years the Republicans were able to find people willing to sell their soul for a chance to speak utter nonsense. And they were good at it.

    But now, it is as if they realize that they are spewing idiocracy. It is as if Satan has abandoned the GOP. Or is it just that a Republican soul just doesn’t buy that much any more?

  • Dave J.

    Holy shit, what a toolbag! What an arrogant fat fuck that guy is.

  • dasNeonlicht

    Augh, look how self-satisfied he is at 1:33!

  • Jukesgrrl

    I’m thinking of going over to the Dark Side for the next election. Given the current standard, I could be the Ultra #1 Spokesperson. And even if the Republicans have no money compared to the glory days of BushWorld, they’ll still have enough to pay me twice what I’m making this year. Note to my future employers: My neck is a normal length, so I won’t look like a bobble-head doll on TV.

  • Mista Eko

    See, Barack Obama pals around with Beetlejuice, and if Michael was to say his name three times during the interview he would suddenly appear and wreck any havoc that’s not been wrought on McCain’s campaign.

  • Kev-O-Tron

    I love the dripping sarcasm at the end- “We REALLY do appreciate it Michael. This is a GREAT discussion.”

    A more fitting closing would have been to ask him if their was an audible ‘pop’ when he pulled his head from his ass.

    Jesus. JACKASSES! All of them!

  • unkn0wn

    He’s talking about mohammed, right?

  • shellbomber

    [re=156759]Gopherit[/re]: I think WE ALL KNOW what kind of political bitch that would be…

  • mdotsota

    Is it Jesus? It is, isn’t it?

  • nurple

    OMFG I cannot wait to see McCain’s famous anger fully unleashed on this astonishingly stupid little twat.

  • tootsieroll

    [re=156750]HomoPolitico[/re]: ROFL!

  • Styrofoam Boots

    HOLY JESUS CHRIST! Reminds me of the time Rudy made E.J. eat Horace’s candy bar.

    Sanchez = Rudy
    Goldfarb = E.J.

    Happy Halloween!!

  • The Gordo

    Sweet buggery fuck! I have never wanted to punch somebody in the face as much as I want to right now.

  • katrina
  • madtowngooner

    He really did a dirty Sanchez on that asshole

  • Advocatus_Diaboli

    Hey Goldfarb – my dick is anti-semitic (even though it’s cut); why don’t you suck on it for a little while. I promise I won’t come on your face.

  • problemwithcaring

    Retards, World-wide, Cringe.

  • The Station Manager


    What exactly do they mean by this? Do they not understand “new” or “gambit”?

  • Crazybroad

    It took all — ALL — of my self-restraint not to grab my computer screen and throw it across the room watching this. I was (am) just DYING to smack that smug expression off of Goldfarb’s face.

    And I just looove me some Rick Sanchez for pushing this jerk to back up his smears with some actual facts.

    “Actual facts, Rick? Don’t you know I work for the McCain/Palin campaign?”

  • Styrofoam Boots


    Ha ha ha… fucking great.

  • nurple

    Jukes: I am so switching to Repuke and standing Congress for my district. I’m gonna be a total John Lindsay, voting to the left of the southern dems most of the time, yet totally sporting a fly Chipp and Co. wardrobe.

  • TGY

    Spokesman who can speak? No, but there are plenty who can spoke…McCain’s wheels.

  • qwerty42

    christ, watching this so-called “campaign” is more along the lines of watching the crash of the Hindenburg in slow motion. But then I’ve thought that about this administration as well.

  • slappypaddy

    “The point is,” I’m jello and you cannot nail me to a wall. I’ll just slide on down to the floor, where all the dirt is.

  • longjohnson

    Well at least we now know who has been advising Palin . . .

  • The Cold Sea

    Not to interrupt the McCain campaign or whatever, but wouldn’t Kahalidi be semitic, himself?

    The term Semite means a member of any of various ancient and modern peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including Akkadians, Canaanites, Phoenicians, Hebrews, Arabs, and Ethiopian Semites.

  • emberglance

    “Look, you’re missing the point again, Rick”

    Fat fucker.

  • WalnutsThePlumber

    sanchez? IN THE TANK.

    no, seriously. i think rick sanchez is my new hero.

  • bonghitsforjesus

    Under the Bush Doctrine anyone is legally allowed to backslap the fuck outta this little douchcebag. Then feed him to McCain in a steaming bowl of chili…

  • pourmecoffee

    Dang! So close! After the “you know who I’m talking about” it almost devolved into a five-minute “Do” vs. “Do not” war – my dream. Some day.

  • Lily Brown

    Is Michael Goldfarb an intern? Is he seriously a Spokesman? How come you can see his t-shirt?

    $10 says that’s a DMB t-shirt with ketchup stains on it.

  • madtowngooner

    Hell, half the senate is anti-Semitic, so Barry pals around with lots of ’em. Joe Lieberman, for instance is one sorry-assed self-hating Jew and isn’t he who is Krusty the Clown is based on?

  • jrtoastyman

    The fact that Rick Sanchez is appearing in a clip and isn’t the biggest douchebag is really telling…

  • populucious

    I’m really enjoying watching different news anchors being overwhelmed into committing journalism by the sheer force of the McCaintard idiocy.

  • nestor

    Afterwards Goldfarb farted into a wineglass and proceeded to inhale deeply.

  • TGY

    i can has landslide?

  • Constitutional Riots

    I saw this live and went crazy wild! Rick, I take back all the silly twitter shit I pooped on you before. You made your mama proud today.

  • pourmecoffee

    I wish John King had been there. He has a big electronic map that keeps track of Jew-haters and could have settled the matter.

  • Mara47

    If this guy had been at A.U. when I was there, he would not have gotten laid even once, not even by the fat girl in Room 351 with the stuffed animals and the strawberry yogurt and the crying.


  • 4tehlulz

    [re=156800]The Cold Sea[/re]: The term “anti-Semitic” though, has exclusively meant the Jews ever since the term first popped up in (surprise!) Germany in the 1830s.

  • loquaciousmusic

    I just showed this to everyone I work with.

  • d4g33z

    I think we all know who we’re talking about here…


    But seriously, who _were_ we talking about there? Was there an actual implication, or just nonsense? I suspect the later…

  • JRC

    “We both know who we’re talking about.”

    Moron, here’s a clue: YOU ARE ON THE TEE VEE. Spit it out so the rest of us can join in on your ridiculous conversation.


  • Sazerac

    Where in the hell does the Walnuts gang find these spokespeople? Target? The Columbia Heights metro station?

  • Das Storminator

    [re=156811]Lily Brown[/re]: Goldfarb is their online blogger guy. Online blogger guys don’t wear suits.

  • Atypical

    [re=156816]populucious[/re]: WIN…so true.

  • OverlySensitiveNegress

    He must have only paid for the $75 pundit school lecture where you learn: what color jacket looks good on TV (charcoal gray), that the no-tie look popularized by Barack Obama is O.K. (“Conservatives are stuck in a white shirt, red tie, navy blue suit style,” one of his coaches observed), and how to get his message across no matter what he’s asked. (“You can transition by saying, ‘Look, I think the real issue is …’ ”)

    In the $1500 one-on-one session you learn how to talk good.

  • hockeymom

    Sanchez’s smirky smile is something to behold.

    I’m glad the msm is starting to call these people on their bullshit.

  • Lily Brown

    Ohhhhh! I see. He’s implying Jeremiah Wright. I thought he just hadn’t thought of anyone. Wright. I FORGOT he’s a racist…I mean anti-semite.

  • Da Derga

    [re=156750]HomoPolitico[/re]: Goldfarb fails to make saving throw aginst Journalism.

  • hemlockecho

    The second anti-Semite that Barack hangs out with is that coke-snorting Chuck E. Cheese.

  • nurple

    The sad thing is, the Wonkette Commentariat could easily have totally managed McCain to victory, if he had agreed to hire all of us, but he refused to finance our All-Mirror Snoop-Dog Party Bus, so screw HIM.

  • pourmecoffee

    He can’t say Jeremiah Wright because anyone who does is subject to an hour of humiliation and domination by Nancy Pfotenhauer in full Clockwork Orange mode.

  • spencer

    Just to put this in perspective, this Jew-baiting in politics has been going on for decades, and it is still as stupid back then as it is today.

    “Every respectable citizen, every good American and every true Jew, must and will vote for the Republican gubernatorial candidate – Theodore Roosevelt.”

  • larz

    If Goldfarb and Palin procreated would he give birf to a gobstopper?

  • S.Luggo

    [re=156761]WendyK[/re]: No. Barney Frank.

  • WhatTheHeck

    From Walnuts’ dumbass campaign: “Abandon ship! Jettison the torpedoes! Let’s see what damage we can do by saying stupid shit!
    Is there anyone listening?”

  • nurple

    Gawd, at least Dukakis talked back to Koppel.

  • ManchuCandidate


    The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Who Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

  • 4tehlulz

    [re=156848]nurple[/re]: I thought the dealbreaker was cutting off Chuck E. Cheese’s coke. Why am I the last to know these things?

  • S.Luggo

    [re=156800]The Cold Sea[/re]: Also, Termites.

  • WendyK

    [re=156854]S.Luggo[/re]: Well that makes perfect sense.

  • Lazy Media

    So Jeremiah Wright is off the table? Cuz why, cuz if you diss him, the coloreds will turn out en masse to stand in hours-long lines to early vote? Too late, dumbass.

  • S.Luggo

    [re=156831]Das Storminator[/re]: Pants?

  • Dreadful Gate

    The Alaska Independence Party, of which Todd was a member, and at whose convention Snow Barbie spoke, has said that “Alaska is the last refuge from the Jews”. Who’s an anti-semite now?

  • hardcorepops

    What a fat fuck.

  • Mista Eko

    Rich: Who? Who is this person he hangs out with? Say it!
    Michael: He hangs out with his sister
    Rich: I want the truth! Now say it!
    Michael: His daughter
    Michael: His sister
    Michael: His daughter
    Michael: His sister, his daughter, his-
    Michael: *sobs* It’s his sister and his daughter!

    New talking point: Obama family incest?

  • palmerdawg

    Rick “the journalist” Sanchez is the best motherfucker on teevee after Olbermann. Michael Goldfart is a colostomy bag filled with the rest of the McDribble talking heads.

    RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=156829]JRC[/re]: “We both know who we’re talking about.” He thought was on John Edward Cross Country.

  • totoro

    Lily Brown, DMB did a big concert thing for Obama the other day. So Im sure that this turd, like his dumbass cheesy Frat brethern across the land, has been busy burning their old Trax ticket stubs and scraping the DMB stickers off their jeeps.

  • tremendous

    so goldfarb is tasking the joe the plumber route? “Why don’t you go away and work out what i’m thinking about and who i’m thinking of?

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=156891]problemwithcaring[/re]: he.

  • Chief Grinning Eagle

    When all else fails, bring in Wrong-Way Goldfarb’s brother Mikey. Last I checked Arabs were still also semitic people, Mike. Who is the anti semite? Must be “you know who.”

    Come Seder we’ll leave the door open for him, but not until after Elijah has eaten his whole plate clean and had a second serving of matzoh ball soup.

  • Davidwatts

    so i guess he is under strict orders to under no circumstances mention Jemimah Wright. Interesting.


    Michael Goldfarb explains his theory in detail here.

    Something about Obama, Trinity, Farrakhan and South Africa.

    McCain has finished scraping the bottom of the barrel and is now, apparently engaging the worms and slugs underneath the barrel.

  • HuskyMescan

    [re=156783]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Hahaha, perfect analogy!


    [re=156887]Mista Eko[/re]: Go Team Venture!

  • nsps

    Yeah, find work by genius Goldfarb. I transcribed this as soon as I saw it.

  • american mutt

    Goldfarb can suck my dick and rot in hell. I’m half jewish so that means something.

  • cal

    “We all know who we’re talking about.”

    It’s SANTA CLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RubberSoul

    “I think I both know who we’re talking about.”

    Voldemort? Drat! I said it!

  • Jukesgrrl

    [re=156795]nurple[/re]: Nurp, baby, you have described the Ultimate Formula for Future Success. I will work for your campaign at reduced rates, even if you don’t LOOK like John Lindsay (the only totally hot Repuke there ever was).

  • Scarab

    Goldfarb is right – we all know who NUMBER TWO is… well, we do now.

  • HuskyMescan

    Why in thee fuck is Wright off the table while in front of news person?? But yet it’s Wright ads all day and all night until election night ? Is this some kind of Muthee witch ritual?

  • ivenson

    Maybe this is their endgame. Insinuate, say nothing, and look like smug assholes.

    Is there a segment of the “undecided” voter camp that this would appeal to? I feel like they’ve already got all the Morans they’re going to get.

    “Look, we all know what Barack Obama did to a picture of Nancy Reagan. No, I won’t be specific, we both know what I’m talking about.”

    “And for that thing with the Olsen twins, G-d help his soul. Can’t provide details. Horrific.”

    “Look, we’re asking…for the well being of kittens and infants, DO NOT VOTE FOR OBAMA! We’re both adults, I’m not going to cheapen the public discourse by speaking of this any further.”

    “Once ate a hobo.”

    “What’s that? Who ate a hobo? I think we both know who ate a hobo.”

  • trondant

    [re=156887]Mista Eko[/re]: Forget it, Eko. It’s Obamatown.

  • WadISay

    [re=156816]populucious[/re]: I think we have the Chris Matthews-Bachmann interview to thank for this, which showed that a follow-up question or two with these people was like a shot on open goal.

  • finland

    what a fucking turdclown, oh i’m sorry, i meant he’s a you know what i’m talking about!

  • american mutt
  • Min

    I’m actually embarassed for the man, even though I think he ought to be publically spanked and sent to stand in a corner, until he stops being such a petulant, annoying child.

  • V572625694

    [re=156756]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: You know how it is: once it’s “out there,” you just have to address it: Obama and Hitler — what is the connection?

  • MarSF

    WOW. I really had never seen this Goldfarb speak before, although I was aware of his existence. Doughy and bloated, just like pretty much every Republican male- and especially you JONAH GOLDBERG. What are these losers eating, anyway?

  • american mutt

    Why is it popular opinion to assume all angry black men are anti-semitic? what about black isrealites? who do they hate the world or just really freakin’ hate themselves?

  • american mutt

    [re=156761]WendyK[/re]: haha, Obama should run with that. Start saying that McCain is suggesting Biden or better yet, his lil’ girl Sasha is anti-semitic. That’ll get the pro-cute lil’ girl demographic fired up against McCain.

  • Min

    [re=157006]MarSF[/re]: Crow. Eventually.

  • Squiggyfm

    He looks like a douchy version of Rudy’s friend from the movie Rudy.

  • HedonismBot

    How old is this goober? He looks like they promoted him up straight from his former position of College Republican Official Bootlick.

  • dustjacket

    If you were looking for the definitive moon-faced conservative douche, boy oh boy Goldfarb is your man!
    Bet he looks great with his face covered in cheeto dust drinking the juice from the pickle jar at 2 am!

  • agentstinky

    Fffffuuuuu…don’t know….who he’s talking about…Joe Biden? Uhhh…ahhh…so aaawwwwkkkkwwwaaaarrrddd

  • demian

    seriously. what a huge puss.

  • DustBowlBlues

    [re=156758]assholette[/re]: Excuse me, but if I’m not mistaken, Obama drives a Ford SUV Hybrid. History shows that Mr. Ford was an anti-semite of the worst variety, complete with magazine dedicated to the cause.

    How much more proof do you need? Dipshit Goldwanker was obviously talking about Henry Ford. If Sanchez weren’t a Mexican, he would have gotten the connection.

    Goldwanker has that Sarah Palin, “I’m so proud of being stupid,” smirk perfected. Sweet mother of god, but these people are vile, vile, vile and horrible. If they were coming to my church dinner (damn, I cannot believe I have to do that on election day), I’d keep a vial of my own pee hidden behind my tea-or-coffee table and dribble some into their iced tea.

  • wrteched_of_the_mirth

    Why the clock are they both pronouncing it ANTI-SIMETIC? Is that the jew-hating version of “nucular”? Or do they have a problem with the monkeys?

  • josereyes.theroof

    [re=156754]DangerousLiberal[/re]: Goldfarb does in fact resemble the twice-volunteering for Alan Keyes for President College Rep I knew. Except my acquaintance is now out of the closet. (But prolly still in the Log Cabin. He likes his money, after all.)

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    [re=156784]The Gordo[/re]: I think that ‘sweet buggery fuck’ is my new favorite phrase. Thank you.

    I’m honestly surprised that there’s no one slightly less retarded that could be spoken to abou this. Also, why did he refuse to name Wright? It’s been a frequent enough Repube charge – if we all fucking know who it is, why is he too pussy to say it?

  • JSDC007

    I think I just fell in love with hot teevee pretty boy stud Rick Sanchez, vanquisher of fat, pimply faced schlomo the pig.

  • Neilist

    [re=156827]d4g33z[/re]: I assumed he was talking about Rev. Wright, but couldn’t mention the name because McCain doesn’t want to open the door to a Force 10 ShitStorm about Palin’s Snake Handling Preacher.

  • Street Organizer


  • joe twelve pack

    [re=156811]Lily Brown[/re]: i doubt it was a dmb tee, there was a black person in that band- it was probably ccr or something of the like; no doubt covered in multiple stains. this video gave me sad laughs.

  • 3-legged Bloodhound

    Is it just me or does Goldfarb’s face look like it got smooshed in a door?

  • Darkness

    >The term “anti-Semitic” though, has exclusively meant the Jews ever since the term first popped up in (surprise!) Germany in the 1830s.

    It’s time to redefine a lot of words. Start with “conservative” which has been raped and move on to semite. Aryan is ripe for clarification too, being Persian and all…

  • Speed Ball


  • Jewdishoowary Square

    That guy is a cornucopia of dickery. He is a dicksplosion of dicks. He is the Metropolitan Museum of Dickery. He is driving his dickmobile down Dick Street in Dicksburg, Dicksylvania.

    Seriously, what a dick.

  • TexasCowGirl

    “Jesus criminy, is there ANY spokesman for this campaign who actually knows how to speak? Tucker Bounds, Nancy Poopenheifer, Jill Hazelbaker, Michael Goldfarb, all ruined & dead.”

    It’s like they went out and hired Elisabeth Hassleback’s whole damn family. Do Rethugs just grow these people on a tree of dumb?

  • MilwaukeeKent

    We’ve seen this movie before. Mark my words, McCain will appear on all four networks this weekend waving a paper around and saying “I have a list!” of known pinko Obama associates. After he loses on Tuesday, he can slink back to the Senate, wonder why his old friends aren’t talking to him anymore, and endure the unanimous vote for his censure.

    On the other hand if they somehow pull a win out of their ass, Smarms like this guy will be in power…

  • suchsweetthunder

    I know we’re supposed to be funny here and everything but I wanted to call something: Obama has something on McCain and there’s some quid-pro-quo going on. McCain doesn’t mention Reverend Wright, Obama doesn’t bring up McCain scandal. I think it has to do with that half-story Obama leaked through Huffington two days ago about McCain getting to an auto accident that involved fatalities during his time in the military. You know there’s more there.

  • schvitzatura

    Get Sarah Silverman on the horn, stat.

    She’s got just the right touch; would rip Goldfarb’s fucking head off and shit down his throat hole.

    And she’s still fucking Matt Damon…

  • Zadig

    [re=157008]american mutt[/re]: Coming from Memphis, it’s pretty easy to put the lie to that inexplicable stereotype. Our majority black district elected Steve Cohen to the House. The primaries were actually kind of funny/terrible because his opponent, Nikki Tinker, ran ads trying to somehow portray him as some kind of white power representative because he isn’t raging forever at Nathan Bedford Forrest’s statue in some fucking park. This in spite of his obvious jewery.

  • dkissam

    Should’ve put more points into Wisdom. Also Intelligence, Strength, Dexterity, and Charisma.

    Jury’s out on Constitution. High BMI can go both ways.

  • Toomush Infermashun

    Coming in late, saw this yesterday, too. Been thinking – Barry pals around with McCain? I don’t believe it….is this why he never says anything bad about the old guy?

  • huffybike

    If the McCain campaign gets any classier, I just don’t know what I’ll do!

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