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Here’s the great new John McCain commercial starring America’s hilarious sparring lower-income couple, teevee’s “The Honeymooners,” discussing America’s health-care nightmare and how McCain dumped his first wife because she was crippled in a car wreck. [YouTube/Patrick Wilson Films]
Didn’t you post this once, many moons ago?
Yes, but then he married a beer heiress and lived happily ever after, right up until he was trounced in an election by a black muslin terrorist.
Americans love a romance story.
Barack Hussein Osama will usher in a Hope-lecaust of mandatory gay marriages and abortions for every child of the fifteen new liberal genders in the UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERIKA!!!
shortsshortsshorts: Yes, at least a moon ago.
John McCain–what.a.little.bitch.
Does she really say, “John McCain, what a little bitch!” at the end? If so, I endorse this ad.
Please let this play in a 50-state ad buy. All channels. Including Disney.
I have those same curtains.
That couple needs to talk to “Tito The Builder”.
Whatever happened to ‘you break it, you bought it’?
shortsshortsshorts: That was the one where she said at the end, “awwww fuck,” after her man talked about seeing John McCain gambling at the craps table. This one is about the insurance.
shortsshortsshorts: It’s a trilogy!
Here’s the first two — also hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz4Z6L4u8E4&fmt=18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlkeGzm-FQo&fmt=18
According to their website: “A 3-part series about an average American family who can’t get John McCain out of their heads. A terrible, recurring nightmare… and only you can bring it to an end. Vote!”
shortsshortsshorts: This is a new commercial same cast, shorts.
V572625694: I, too, heartily agree with McCain = Bitch
Also Newtie Gingrich.
Sarah Palin’s little-known first husband was fed to her children.
max penny: Thank you for that. I AM ENLIGHTENED NOW.
Vote: John “Whatalittlebitch” McCain 2008!
Littlebitch/Failin 08!
I love the way they all end with an obscenity. I can’t wait ’till that shit’s mainstreamed and all campaign ads end: “I’m Alan Ertzelbower and I endorse this ad, and I’m going to make Larry O’Shanahan my bitch in November.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La2ziiURO9s&NR=1
For probably the first time in history, the Wall Street Journal editorial page is hysterical today. Rove says, “don’t believe the polls!” Henninger says, “Obama’s going to make us a soviet workers’ paradise!” Fouad Adjami says, “Obama is a muslin potentate who inspires totalitarian awe in the unwashed!” And then that little weasel John Fund, who appears on Bill Maher once in a while, has a story too boring to read, but whose pull-quote is, “[Obama's] ties to ACORN are extensive!”
Ken’ll recognize this one:
“O, the foes will rise with the sleep still in their eyes,
and they’ll jerk from their beds and think they’re dreaming.
But they’ll pinch themselves and squeal, and they’ll know that it’s for real
the hour that The Ship comes in.”
Dear Wonkette,
Your site is INSENSITIVE to the plight of COMPULSIVE GAMBLERS, SLOPPY PEOPLE, and WELL PEOPLE. You should be DEEPLY ashamed of the perpetration of stereotypes of people who HAPPEN to be born into aristocratic families and consequently have a malajusted moral compass. We must all STRIVE to understand. I am VERY disappointed in you.
Seems like a cheap shot at first. Then you realize nothing in it is untrue. Damn, McCain is a little bitch.
Simple. Elegant.
Serolf Divad: Why not? They already talk about failing hard-ons and stinky pussies in every other commercial. Not to mention “weak stream…” Ew.
I mean, he really did dump his wife after her accident. True, we’ll never know the truth of their relationship, but…yeah. It just doesn’t look good.
I think Barack would stick with Michelle if anything like that happened to her. Just sayin’.
http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
I was just over at Red State and John McCain is “closing the gap.”
Then I went to Free Republic and found out Obama’s money is “tainted.”
Then I went to Town Hall and saw more polls indicating Maverick & Maverick will win.
So, joke’s on you, Wonktards!
Ooooohhh! The blog I will write tonight!
Im a bitch, Im a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`cause Im better than you
Its the way that I move
The things that I do
It’s a free country, and John McCain has every right to gamble away the millions of dollars that his ex-junkie wife made from peddling pissy beer to college kids and illegal construction workers.
“John McCain, what a little bitch.”
I want to marry both of them, although I’d only consummate the marriage with the guy.”
Nigerian Business Executive: I don’t know why I thought the end of my comment needed quotation marks. I either need more coffee or less coffee.
It woulda worked better if they’d used Murkins instead of Muslins or Messicans or whatever those peeple were
I love that woman and want to marry her.
I wish I was that “low income” that I lived in a place like that.
RadioFreeBabylon: Can’t wait for it. Remember, if your post isn’t in all caps, sans punctuation other than “!!!!!!!”, you just aren’t being patriotic enough. 1st rule of Pro-Americanism: Grammar has “elitist-terror-bitch” written all over it.
This last one is the funniest.
Fingers crossed that before this is over McCain is caught on tape calling Palin a “cunt”.
sweet.