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America’s Honeymooners Hate John McCain


Here’s the great new John McCain commercial starring America’s hilarious sparring lower-income couple, teevee’s “The Honeymooners,” discussing America’s health-care nightmare and how McCain dumped his first wife because she was crippled in a car wreck. [YouTube/Patrick Wilson Films]


3:22 PM on Thu October 30 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:26 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Didn’t you post this once, many moons ago?

  2. Yes, but then he married a beer heiress and lived happily ever after, right up until he was trounced in an election by a black muslin terrorist.

    Americans love a romance story.

  3. Barack Hussein Osama will usher in a Hope-lecaust of mandatory gay marriages and abortions for every child of the fifteen new liberal genders in the UNITED SOCIALIST STATES OF AMERIKA!!!

  4. shortsshortsshorts: Yes, at least a moon ago.

  5. Condiments-Only Diet says at 3:28 pm, October 30th, 2008

    John McCain–what.a.little.bitch.

  6. V572625694 says at 3:29 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Does she really say, “John McCain, what a little bitch!” at the end? If so, I endorse this ad.

  7. ChernobylSoup says at 3:29 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Please let this play in a 50-state ad buy. All channels. Including Disney.

  8. hockeymom says at 3:30 pm, October 30th, 2008

    I have those same curtains.

  9. That couple needs to talk to “Tito The Builder”.

  10. Sussemilch says at 3:31 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Whatever happened to ‘you break it, you bought it’?

  11. The Cold Sea says at 3:31 pm, October 30th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: That was the one where she said at the end, “awwww fuck,” after her man talked about seeing John McCain gambling at the craps table. This one is about the insurance.

  12. max penny says at 3:32 pm, October 30th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: It’s a trilogy!

    Here’s the first two — also hilarious:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz4Z6L4u8E4&fmt=18

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlkeGzm-FQo&fmt=18

    According to their website: “A 3-part series about an average American family who can’t get John McCain out of their heads. A terrible, recurring nightmare… and only you can bring it to an end. Vote!”

  13. Gopherit says at 3:32 pm, October 30th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: This is a new commercial same cast, shorts.

    V572625694: I, too, heartily agree with McCain = Bitch

  14. Also Newtie Gingrich.

    Sarah Palin’s little-known first husband was fed to her children.

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:34 pm, October 30th, 2008

    max penny: Thank you for that. I AM ENLIGHTENED NOW.

  16. messickc says at 3:35 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Vote: John “Whatalittlebitch” McCain 2008!

  17. MoodProcessor says at 3:35 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Littlebitch/Failin 08!

  18. Serolf Divad says at 3:36 pm, October 30th, 2008

    I love the way they all end with an obscenity. I can’t wait ’till that shit’s mainstreamed and all campaign ads end: “I’m Alan Ertzelbower and I endorse this ad, and I’m going to make Larry O’Shanahan my bitch in November.”

  19. messickc says at 3:37 pm, October 30th, 2008
  20. V572625694 says at 3:38 pm, October 30th, 2008

    For probably the first time in history, the Wall Street Journal editorial page is hysterical today. Rove says, “don’t believe the polls!” Henninger says, “Obama’s going to make us a soviet workers’ paradise!” Fouad Adjami says, “Obama is a muslin potentate who inspires totalitarian awe in the unwashed!” And then that little weasel John Fund, who appears on Bill Maher once in a while, has a story too boring to read, but whose pull-quote is, “[Obama's] ties to ACORN are extensive!”

    Ken’ll recognize this one:

    “O, the foes will rise with the sleep still in their eyes,
    and they’ll jerk from their beds and think they’re dreaming.
    But they’ll pinch themselves and squeal, and they’ll know that it’s for real
    the hour that The Ship comes in.”

  21. Dear Wonkette,

    Your site is INSENSITIVE to the plight of COMPULSIVE GAMBLERS, SLOPPY PEOPLE, and WELL PEOPLE. You should be DEEPLY ashamed of the perpetration of stereotypes of people who HAPPEN to be born into aristocratic families and consequently have a malajusted moral compass. We must all STRIVE to understand. I am VERY disappointed in you.

  22. Seems like a cheap shot at first. Then you realize nothing in it is untrue. Damn, McCain is a little bitch.

  23. Vewol Mevemont says at 3:39 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Simple. Elegant.

  24. V572625694 says at 3:39 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Serolf Divad: Why not? They already talk about failing hard-ons and stinky pussies in every other commercial. Not to mention “weak stream…” Ew.

  25. The Pumpernickel says at 3:40 pm, October 30th, 2008

    I mean, he really did dump his wife after her accident. True, we’ll never know the truth of their relationship, but…yeah. It just doesn’t look good.

    I think Barack would stick with Michelle if anything like that happened to her. Just sayin’.

    http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com

  26. RadioFreeBabylon says at 3:44 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!

    I was just over at Red State and John McCain is “closing the gap.”

    Then I went to Free Republic and found out Obama’s money is “tainted.”

    Then I went to Town Hall and saw more polls indicating Maverick & Maverick will win.

    So, joke’s on you, Wonktards!

    Ooooohhh! The blog I will write tonight!

  27. StripesAndPlaids says at 3:45 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Im a bitch, Im a bitch
    Oh the bitch is back
    Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
    I can bitch, I can bitch
    `cause Im better than you
    Its the way that I move
    The things that I do

  28. Meth Lab for Cutie says at 3:51 pm, October 30th, 2008

    It’s a free country, and John McCain has every right to gamble away the millions of dollars that his ex-junkie wife made from peddling pissy beer to college kids and illegal construction workers.

  29. Nigerian Business Executive says at 3:52 pm, October 30th, 2008

    “John McCain, what a little bitch.”

    I want to marry both of them, although I’d only consummate the marriage with the guy.”

  30. Nigerian Business Executive says at 3:53 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Nigerian Business Executive: I don’t know why I thought the end of my comment needed quotation marks. I either need more coffee or less coffee.

  31. madtowngooner says at 4:00 pm, October 30th, 2008

    It woulda worked better if they’d used Murkins instead of Muslins or Messicans or whatever those peeple were

  32. Bagglio Ordonez says at 4:03 pm, October 30th, 2008

    I love that woman and want to marry her.

  33. McCainsThirdNipple says at 4:08 pm, October 30th, 2008

    I wish I was that “low income” that I lived in a place like that.

  34. KilgoreTrout_XL says at 4:09 pm, October 30th, 2008

    RadioFreeBabylon: Can’t wait for it. Remember, if your post isn’t in all caps, sans punctuation other than “!!!!!!!”, you just aren’t being patriotic enough. 1st rule of Pro-Americanism: Grammar has “elitist-terror-bitch” written all over it.

  35. This last one is the funniest.

  36. IonaTrailer says at 6:47 pm, October 30th, 2008

    Fingers crossed that before this is over McCain is caught on tape calling Palin a “cunt”.

    sweet.

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