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Here is a cute little GOTV video out of North Carolina. North Carolina is wonderful place full of halibut fishermen, drug addicts, and anti-same-sex hog coupling activists. [News & Observer]
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Cancel Out The Vote Of Your Paint-Huffing Neighbor!
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10:36 AM
on Thu October 30 2008
By
Sara K. Smith
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Frylock is totally in the tank for Barry, because he’s racist.
Dad….?
Hey, that’s my coke-head cousin!
I vote for the candidate that can roll the fattest cones.
i vote because then they give me a sugary cookie.
Why d’ya think they call it the ‘Huffing’-ton Post? You know what I mean. Yeah.
Kinbote:
Yer sharp as paint, you arr-
geez, i’m such a wonk. i vote for the little sticker that sez “i voted”
Halibut fishermen? I wonder how long it will take them to realize that most of the Atlantic halibut tend to live a bit further north than NC. They probably cry in their beers with the North Carolina lobster fishermen.
…I vote because because I like the “I voted sticker” they give you!
I’m Joe the Zoophile and I approve that message. If you don’t vote, you’re missin’ the goat.
Ok, make fun of N.C. if you must. I’d like to mention that Barry has a 2% lead in the latest polling.
3dollarbill: I voted absentee and they didn’t give me one
AngryBlakGuy: jinx!
Norbert: That’s not blood donation?
I vote because deep down I know it’s pointless and I hate myself.
Kinbote: And that’s why they call it A*SHE*ville, NC. I’m sure Rachel zens out there when she needs someone to talk. Her. Down.
Hairy Reed: lol. early absentee voter! are you wonna dem der ACORN opera-tifs?
Stupidity starts at the moment of conception.
That wuz funny but then I cried at the end. I haz a sad now.
I vote for an excuse to drink at the redneck bar two doors down from the polling place.
HAHA Joe the Plumber just stood up WALNUTS on live TV
I’m not sure why the music used is the british national anthem, but that’s cool. we support same sex white power hog farming comedy too.
4tehlulz: Joe the Plumber is too busy getting his C/W singing career started to bother hanging out with a 72 year old coot who probably still uses a Victrola.
Bob Barr supports same sex hog coupling
Jesus H. Christ and shit on a shingle, I am tired of not being able to tell real life from The Onion anymore. I vote for this shit to cease, post-haste.
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/yee_haw_my_vote_cancels_out
Hairy Reed: Same here–although walking around with an “I Voted” sticker several days before the election (Michigan doesn’t have early voting, just absentee) might seem a little strange. But what doesn’t….
3dollarbill: In Nevada, no less!
4tehlulz: The video is on Ben Smith’s blog & it is HILARIOUS. He just said: “We are all Joe the Plumbers now!” (I shit you not.)
I vote because ACORN pays me.
I vote because I’m a REAL American.
Texan Bulldoggette: Lulz, 16 comments and not one retard defending Joe or McCain or trashing Barry. I think that’s a record for Ben’s blog.
This was funny - I swear the beer drinking freebase guy is the twin of my sister’s ex - but a little touching at the end. *sniffle*
Kind of OT - the “minister” of McGregor Baptist Church in Ft. Myers up the road from me is letting people know it is a “sin” to vote for Barry. Does anyone know how I can goes about trying to revoke their tax exemptedness??
PS. the church looks like a klan hood.
http://www.ess-llc.com/assets/images/McGregor.jpg
3dollarbill: the I voted sticker lacks experience.
WTF? Seriously, W…T…F?
I sell my vote on e-bay
I already voted (last Friday) cause there are too many goddamn people in Houston for all of them to vote on one day. Early voting here has hit a record high– over 70,000 people in ONE DAY/eight hours!
dano: Ha Ha! Don’t tell that to nonvoting Jim Newell!
He’s got this whole democrazy thing figgered out, he does.
Hailing from the independent state of Mecklenburgistan I vote to keep that ass-clown McCrory from becoming Governor. Because it is bad enough to have to ride up in the elevator with McFratTurd. If the rest of the ‘Old North State’ gets Pat McFrat foisted on them they’ll hate Charlotte all the more and not bail out our Wachovia no mores. Also my chances of getting my indie-rock band to the elitist Orange County audiences will be greatly diminished. Especially after PAT MCCRORY runs for preznit with SARAH PALIN in 2012.
VOTE PERDUE ‘08 TO PREVENT PALIN/MCCRORY in 2012.
I am John Q Mecklenburger and I wrote this bullshit.
Is it bad if several of those reasons are my own reasons? I want to keep whites in power and because George Clooney told me to. I think that make me a moderate.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Best voting commercial EVER!!!
3dollarbill: AngryBlakGuy:Ditto.
I love that this is fuuny and then at the end bitch-slaps you with the truth.
Even if people want to joke they need to admit it matters.
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I vote so the DieBold machines have to recast my vote.
That paint-huffing guy…looks a bit like Ed Norton, doesn’t he?
I’m voting for Nader to cancel out shortsshortsshorts’s vote for Ron Paul.
I vote because I’m a white literate landowning adult male.
Ha ha, kidding! I don’t own land!
facehead: RON PAUL WILL RECEIVE 10 VOTES FROM ME BECAUSE I, AS A RON PAUL SUPPORTER HAVE MASTERED INTERNET VOTER FRAUD TRADITIONS.
I vote for the free “I voted today!” stickers… and ink pens.
shortsshortsshorts: I know you are crazy, but even Ron Paul does not want you to vote for Ron Paul, because that would be a wasted vote. He wants you to vote for Chuck Baldwin, and never say “democracy” again!
http://www.ronpaul.com/2008-09-23/ron-paul-endorses-chuck-baldwin-for-president/
I voted because the local head shop gives out discounts if you have an “I voted sticker” on.
I grew up in NC and there is a lot of cancelling out that ought to be done. Remember, this is the state that kept Jesse Helms in the Senate for 300 years. Maybe it’s the pine straw.
Hey, George Faughnan (coverall-clad, freebasing kung fu guy)! He’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on stage. I hope this means he hasn’t moved from Atlanta to Asheville.
Darehead: I don’t think anyone, especially a Paultard, can explain what “the Alliance” is.
If you can’t leave in a huff, then leave in a minute-and-a-huff.
All of these people are Shakespearean actors.
shortsshortsshorts: I know what a lions is.
cancelout2008:
Hey thanks,
Check out http://eatmyshortsyoufruitcake.org
I vote even though I’m not a real american-
i Vote drugs are cool and i still graduated school and if you vote no to drugs than your a dumb fool like a retarted fish thinking hes at home in a pool of drool without the right tools to defend himself against goblins and gools.
if you like my poetry and want me to write more type “1″
if you dislike my poetry oh well cause im keep writing anyway.
and yes i was high when i wrote this!
~ EUPHORIC POETRY ~