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SARAH THE MARXIST: She takes the oil companies’ hard-earned money and “redistributes” it to shiftless Alaskans! “[W]e’re set up, unlike other states in the union, where it’s collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs,” she told the elite socialist rag The New Yorker. That means every Alaskan gets $3,269 a year from the State, just for living and breathing on that lost and frigid tundra, and that is also why she is America’s most popular governor. Because she is a Communist. [The New Yorker]
“Palin’s “confidence” may be a result of narcissism.
She shows the traits of a narcissistic personality: an exaggerated sense of self-importance, including her exaggeration of achievements, a belief that she is special (doing God’s duty) and should associate with high-status people and institutions, a sense of entitlement, exhibition of haughty, patronizing and contemptuous behavior, and a lack of empathy–putting her children, and all of their challenges, out in front of the media to build her case.
Narcissistic personalities, upon quick and cursury glance, can give the impression of being competent. The frightening fact is that McCain is putting a person clearly lacking in qualifications, with all the charm and hubris of a narcissist, in a position that could have profound and terrible impact on our nation.” We would be so fucked if she became president!
Communist in what respect Charlie?
let’s invade Alaskastan and secure their resources.
meemers: That’s sexist, you sexist.
Will Hannity touch this?
“Lies! Smears! Lies! Left Wing Crazies! She’s Hot.”
Sarah is a secessionist socialist.
Way to misquote her, Wonkette, in a dishonest attempt to make her sound ridiculous. What Palin really said was:
“[W]e’re set up, unlike other People’s Republics, where, having long ago broken free of the chains of Capitalist exploitation, a popular collective (the New Socialist Man, if you will) shares in the resources. The dictatorship of the Proletariat then distributes these resources, scientifically, to each according to his need, when the development of these resources occurs. There is no concept of surplus value, as all the fruits of production properly distributed to ensure the prosperity of the collective. It is the logical conclusion of the historical dialectic brought about by the collapse of the capitalist economies due to their manifold internal self-contradictions.”
This is why you’re not supposed to stare directly at Russia without eye protection. Communism is transmitted through the eyes. AS any Alaskan will tell you, observers should use a pin and a shoebox to construct a special “viewing box” if they wish to gaze upon the commies across the way.
Norbert: Never start a land war in Russia. Or its breakaway republics, like Alaska.
Growing the family = more piggy bank money from the state
…with some of the stories I heard about Bristol Palin; oil isn’t the only community property in Alaska!
RadioFreeBabylon: I wish you heard Hannity on his show last night. He and that fucking loser Michael Steele are trying to link Barack to that Khalid Rashidi character, when Alan COlmes chimes in and asks why McCain and Co. gave Rashidi a cool 500k once.
Hannity gets quiet briefly, then screams out, “But they never had dinner together!”
People. He’s insane.
Wonketters - find this clip!
Serolf Divad:
She also said: “Religion is the opiate of the masses, dontcha know there.”
“Do you realize that REDistribudization is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious Alaskin’ fluids.”
AngryBlakGuy: village bicycle? town butcher shop?
Hairy Reed: why do you hate the troops?
monty: …lets just say; Bristol Palin’s nickname is “Been there, done that!”
Serolf Divad: Hear that, Philbrick? Straight party line!
That’s what I love about the “Red” (2004) states. As a group, they get back more in Fed Tax money than they put in compared to the “Blue” (2004) states and yet bitch about the gubbiment spending and taxing.
Note: On a per person basis, Alaskans are the biggest socialists of them all getting $12,000+ to live there + whatever Comrade Palin gives them.
AngryBlakGuy: Oh snap!
ManchuCandidate: …$12,000?! Geez, thats more than my hooker and alcohol budget combined!!! Too bad the guy to girl ratio is like 30:1.
GAME OVER
meemers: where’s that narcissism quote from?
Magic: Michael Steele, bassist for The Bangles? NOOOOO!!!!!
4tehlulz: Actually, she is, very generally, a modern major model.
I just hope on election night that McCain clubs her like a baby seal,
so as to … ya know … retain some shred of dignity.
meemers: A beauty queen who’s a narcissist? My God!
But consider this: “narcissist” and “Marxist” rhyme. Hmm, something suspicious is going on here.
Turns out she’s a moose-shootin Commie. Karl M. never shot no moose. Loser. Further and thusly and to wit, she shoots wolves from helicopters. I defy the ghost of V. Lenin to top that.
She’s the best Commie ever invented! Marketable, too. Wins on all counts.
AngryBlakGuy:
Like the old lumber camp joke:
A newbie arrives up at a lumberjack camp. The foreman shows him around and then talks about the barrel. The newbie asks him about this wonderful barrel. The foreman takes him to the barrel and says: “Stick your dick in the hole.” The newbie is embarrassed but obliges and gets the best blow job of his life. He exclaims: “This is great! I think I’ll have fun working here.”
As the foreman walks away, he says “Glad you liked it. BTW, Thursday is your day in the barrel.”
Nonsense. Just like with them ethics violatin’ been goin’ on, she’s been completely exonerated from bein’ a socialist, there, up there in Alaska.
If only there was an audio clip of her saying that, and it could be broadcast out of vans driving the streets of Real America.
A moose in Donna Karan clothing!
From each, according to their means (oil money), to each according to their needs (meth).
Hairy Reed: or any breakaway glaciers that are turning red.
Oh no. John McCain has now declared war on dna(s). Woooops! At a rally in Ohio, John McCain just asked Joe the Plumber to stand up, “Let’s give him a big round of applause”. Awkward…NO JOE. McCain went on to deputize the whole crowd of commie haters. “You’re all Joe the Plumbers!!”
meemers:
EXACTLY!
A long time ago, back during the youth of the Reprobate Retread Magoo, Native American tribes were forcefully removed from the deep south, Florida and the like, to Oklahoma Territory. It was the Trail of Tears. Many died. 1831. Then oil wells blew in on that very reservation ground they’d been forcefully relocated unto. First of course robbery was attempted. “You don’t own the ground more than three feet below.” Didn’t work. So some very wealthy injuns resulted.
And contempt for those who only lay around and drink and wait for gumint checks was engendered against Indians and Arabs forevermore, amen. Why that didn’t extend to drunken louts in Anchorage is never explained … maybe because they’re only transplanted Texans and the like up there.
Are you suggesting that Palin is a babbling demagogue with no coherent philosophical approach to politics? I am SHOCKED at such a suggestion.
AngryBlakGuy: Dang, 30:1? Some of us might like those odds! ;0)~
Howcum we don’t all get a share of that oil munnies? They call ‘em “national resources,” don’t they? I never heered of “Alaska resources.”
grendel:
HA!
I would vote for someone if he sent me a check for $3269.00 every year. Of course, in many places that’s called ‘bribery’ but people don’t seem to pay that much heed in Alaska.
Rodney Badger: c’mon rodney , you’re starting to sound like lou dobbs and hes a tool
She must think that Alaska still belongs to Russia.
magic titty: Reminiscent of when Edwards got busted cheating on his wife (to the endless delight of Hannity) and Colmes said, “Didn’t McCain cheat on his first wife?” Hannity: “He was tortured and imprisoned for five and half years!
When some poor administration goop has to appear on four talking-heads shows on a given Sunday, my Dad refers to it as “his turn in the barrel”. Now I know why!
…ewww…
Sarah, that’s not change we can believe in. Nope, it’s 3000 clams we can believe in.
Growing up in Anchorage, when the permanent fund dividend came out folks would take the after tax income (it’s subject to federal tax, so that about 20 percent goes back to Uncle Sugar, so he can spend it in Alaska on arctic jackalope hothouses and whatnot) and buy some cool stuff, like tee vees and guns. And some proportion was spent on smowmachines and ATVs, on which teenaged boys would meet their doom by riding at 50 mph into a guy wire or something. One less socialist, I guess.
You say potato, I say hypocritical harpy.
RadioFreeBabylon: It was the first thing I thought of.
Serolf Divad:
I’m glad to have that cleared up. I was worried there for a second…. I thought she might be a trotskyite
AliBabaInBA: Then, I hope Obama clubs Hannity, because he will then have absolute power and will control the media! MWAHAHAHA
Gingah:
I dunno…some women’s magazine did a piece on dating in Alaska and all I remember from it is “the odds are good, but the goods are odd”
AngryBlakGuy: Yeah, that paints a picture
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34777
agonista: I like that odd business. And as someone who ALMOST went to Alaska way back in the 20th century, but didn’t and instead went to London where I learned how to drink myself under the table, I absolutely agree. So thanks for that contribution.
My new Sarah Palin poster here: http://storefrontwindows.blogspot.com/
Any chance to get her to spray her face with an Uzi?
I’m fairly certain socialism and wealth distribution only occur when you roll back tax cuts on the top 1% while giving the middle class a tax cut, not when you actually redistribute wealth from your collectively owned natural resources. Tucker Bounds told me so.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
This is possibly the best thing I’ve read all week.
This issue gets me so riled up “Down Facehead! Down!”, I risk the unfunny.
These anti-socialist, anti-spreading-the-wealth sillyheads don’t wonder where so much funding for their own state comes from, i.e. taxes. I’d like to see what they’d think if New York Fucking City decided not to pay federal taxes for a few years.
And for Palin to talk about not experimenting with sociali .. “HYPOCRITICAL WHORE!!!”
.. ok I’m done.
Rodney Badger: Every time this woman speaks, the old Newsweek cover still sitting in my room that says “The Advanced Study of Sarah Palin and How She Sees the World” gets a little more embarrassing. That was of course published before the Couric interview, when reporters had to assume she had any sort of worldview at all.
WadISay: Serolf Divad: It’s all becoming clear now: McCain was indoctrinated with Marxist theory during is FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in Hanoi (and who knows? maybe Djerzinsky Square) and then programmed to time-release himself in 2008 — 2000 was just an accident. So of course he picked a Russian-neighboring redistributionist as his running mate, and is fine with buying up mortgages…what could be more socialist than the government owning your house? And all the attacks on Obama for his alleged socialist tendencies are a feint. They really think Hopey’s a Trotsky-in-waiting.
Putin rears his head indeed!
meemers: That fits her like a glove, doesn’t it?
I love Sarah Palin — she’s gonna keep the government’s hands off my subsidy.
Anyone want to bet the $3269 is why she flew and drove back after he water had broken to have her baby in AK?
and note the WALNUTS! quote in the article, too:
During the 2000 campaign, on MSNBC’s “Hardball,” a young woman asked him why her father, a doctor, should be “penalized” by being “in a huge tax bracket.” McCain replied that “wealthy people can afford more” and that “the very wealthy, because they can afford tax lawyers and all kinds of loopholes, really don’t pay nearly as much as you think they do.” The exchange continued:
YOUNG WOMAN: Are we getting closer and closer to, like, socialism and stuff?. . .
MCCAIN: Here’s what I really believe: That when you reach a certain level of comfort, there’s nothing wrong with paying somewhat more.
Poor Tucker Bounds: http://tinyurl.com/5r5tm5
AngryBlakGuy: Reminds me of that line from Everlast’s diss track for Eminem
and you can’t keep your woman from goin’ astry
better run and check that kid for yo’ DNA
AngryBlakGuy: I wonder what Eskimo hookers are like… Do they do that stupid nose rubbing thing to get you all worked up? Do they operate out of whore igloos? It’s gotta be a bitch to stand on an icy sidewalk at night in December wearing heels and a mini skirt.
Kev-O-Tron: In Alaska, “night in December” is redundant.
I think you’re missing a huge point here. In Alaska, when you say “redistribution” what they mean is that money is going to white people. That’s okay. Down in the lower 48, when they say “redistribution,” it means that money is going to black people. That’s not okay.
If I had the technological expertise, I’d juxtapose Palin winking with a clip of the Maria Robot from Metropolis winking. But I don’t have the tech. At least I know how to send McCain some spam…
I love how she basically copied her economic policies from Hugo Chávez but can still be the darling of American conservatives…
r u confused 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5tl87rEE4&eurl=http
numnuttia: that is pretty good
HAHA. I blogged about this exact topic yesterday, and have made something like 10 new enemies. Good times.
Only a heartbeat away…
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2akguas&s=4
dinoyum: that is deeply disturbing. Probably because you can almost believe it.
slappypaddy: Palin’s a Marxissist! (Don’t try to pronounce that when you’re drunk, you’ll spray saliva around like a lawn sprinkler…)
McCain’s camp attempted to smear Barack for his affiliation with Rashid Khalidi who’s only offense is his ethnicity (Palestian) and his opposition to the military occupation by Israel of his homeland. And that’s offensive because why?
It’s confirmed! Palin is a communist, and has the support of openly communistic groups!
Look here - I came across this the other day = http://www.freemediaproductions.info/Editorials/?p=79
I couldn’t believe it at first, so I e-mailed the author and he informed me that he does support Sarah Palin! Wow. The radical/fringe left has taken over BOTH parties. What are we to do???
That’s what i said yesterday! Marxist bitch!
Sounds like “government handouts” to me. Also, how did they get the oil companies to do this? Can we take all of Exxon’s new New Record profits and do this? Except but not for Alaska, but for Real America?