Wonkette
- In the 90s, McCain gave thousands of dollars of Neiman Marcus gift certificates to fashion terrorist Rashid Khalidi. [Ezra Klein]
- This Mass. state senator accepted bribes from a swanky European-style discotheque called “Dejavu” in exchange for getting them a liquor license. Naturally, there are hotpixxx of her stuffing $1000 of this illicit ca$h into her bra. [TPMMuckraker]
- John McCain will be President if it rains on Election Day, as no one except Cindy McCain can afford an umbrella. And nor should they! Here are your Five Day Forecasts. [Marc Ambinder/Weather.com]
- Look at this Soviet robot, engineered by ACORN and armed with deceptively low-budget appendages that are designed to cast Communist Party ballots in the names of hundreds of illegal fictional homeless people. [Ben Smith]
- In Muslim Kindergarden, Barack Obama forced other children to play with his dumb Karl Marx sex dolls. [HuffPost]
Robot vibrates for The Ladies.
I once saw Obama share a meaningful look with Joe Biden, which makes him a commie too. Good Capitalists keep their meaningful looks to themselves (I’m winkin’ at YOU, Sarah Palin!)
I always wanted a set of the Karl Marx sex dolls. The Malibu cooperative townhouse was way cool.
John McCain’s goal is to make sure we’re all swank-looking hobos, from the VP on down.
But making the other kindergartners watch while he fed his (stolen) peanut-butter and jelly sammich to the Karl Marx dolls–even I think that was going too far.
The only reporter that is clearly prepared to cover the bra stuffing corruption of liquor-gate is investigative reporter C Cup’s investigative reporter sister Dee Dee Cup.
Boobies and Benjamins! My day is now complete.
The best part of that Weather.com link is the 25 facts you don’t know about the candidates.
http://climate.weather.com/articles/preshopefuls.html
Politico commenters are the biggest retards on Earth; seeing them cry tears of blood when Barry wins is going be the best.
nurple: Klaatu barada nikto!
More like a nobot.
Regarding hobo voters, Ohio Sec of State has assured park bench inhabitants that they may use their public boudoirs as their permanent place of residence in order to vote on Tuesday. Victory Fires shall be burning long and furiously into the night on the 4th, in the Buckeye hobo jungles!
And did I mention I need bra cash, too?
4tehlulz: Are they humans?
Sluggo: Patricia Neal….HAWT….
If Deja Vu is bribing politicians, do I have to start declaring the money I spend on strippers as a donation to the Democrats? ‘cuz that might put me over the annual limits.
From CNN: “Khalidi said Wednesday, ‘I am not speaking to the media at this time, and certainly not until this idiot wind passes.’”
If it rains will McCain suspend the election?
I always believed that was a time honored place for a lady to carry a few extra bills. Is it not so?
I thought Walnuts would melt in the Rain - didn’t he cancel some acoustical show the other day because of the rain (while Barry kept his rock concert on?)
I hope the kindergarten quote shows McCain how completely stupid the whole socialist line of discussion is so that he shuts the hell up about it. I mean, honestly: http://tinyurl.com/5pqdbd
Hey lady, is that a thousand dollars in your bra or are you just really lumpy?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
you cannot be serious: Works for Palin.
Sorry, I thought you said thousand dollar, crimson lace, Neiman Marcus booby holder. My fantasy, my mistake. Country first.
Was that picture taken on a dick cam?
The picture of the state senator.
I heard that Bill Ayers made the PB part of the PB and J out of peanut butter, and forced the gooey goodness on the kid who was allergic to peanuts. Bwah ha ha ha ha. Obmama also starts his secret fundraisers by playing the Clash’s Sandinista! while black-turtlenecked, beret-sporting entellektals discuss the death throes of capitalism. I am Leon Trotsky, and I approve this message.
Interesting article. Thanks for sharing.
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