IF THEY MATED  12:32 pm October 29, 2008

New Pepsi Logo Looks Very Familiar

by Sara K. Smith

The effervescent taste of HopeThis is what would happen if a can of Tab had sex with Barack Obama. [Perez Hilton]

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 69 comments }

TGY October 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Just like Hopey’s logo only it’s slid like delivery pizza turned on the side.

OhWhyOhio October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

It may just be me, but the little globe logo now look like it’s got a dirty smile on its face, like it’s watching the next can over take her top off reeeeal sloooooow.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Mmm, Pepsi in the tank.

Jebediah October 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Pelosi Cola?!?!?! THEM DEMOCRATS R GUNNA TAKE OVER R SOFT DRINKS TOO!!!1!!!11!

gurukalehuru October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Tiny little bubbles of hope, fizzing on your tongue.

Keram2 October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Hope we “can” believe in. (rimshot)

magic titty October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Harhar. Are they bringing back their “Choice of a new generation” ad campaign?

Me hears Gold Bond Foot Cream’s new logo has some McCain/Palin ring to it.

eastcoastliberal October 29, 2008 at 12:39 pm

I thought muslim socialist terrorists who love marx drank COKE.

WadISay October 29, 2008 at 12:40 pm

Maybe A&W root beer can use a backwards, bloody “B”, too.

Larry Fine October 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Horible stuff, it rots your teeth, gall-bladder, kidneys, and gives you cancer.

Sussemilch October 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

First thing that came to mind:
http://www.geocities.com/nullacct/deadhead.jpg

sanantonerose October 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Park hobos take pride in collecting and recycling Aluminum Hope!

magic titty October 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm

I’m surprised Perez didn’t draw a squiggly line of jizz emanating from the red part…

Cogito Ergo Bibo October 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm

Pepsi: For Those Who Think Hopey.

Tommy Says Soooo October 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm

Is there something va jay jay like going on or am I just missing Mrs Tommy?

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm

[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: Preparation H more like. Or Polident.

Naked Bunny with a Whip October 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Sorry, I only imbibe manly soda, like Sierra Mist.

nurple October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Actually, that’s the Rely Tampons logo.

wx insider October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Why does Pepsi hate America?

Worlds End October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Who designed the mountain dew bottle?

voyetra8 October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

It’s like packaging for a glycerin suppository from Japan.

Bypartizoa October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Reminds me of Jot, a bizarre Christian zombie cartoon.

http://www.tvparty.com/lostrel.html

Deepthroat October 29, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Century Gothic has always been one of my favorite fonts…

rmontcal October 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm

[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: Country First! Then dry and healthy feet…

Good catch on the logo, Sara. But you couldn’t find the image anywhere else?

american mutt October 29, 2008 at 12:47 pm

I for am looking for forward to this new minimalist design period. it will go along with our minimalist lifestyles and minimal homes and money.

Worlds End October 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm

is it walnuts in the minivan chase right now?

El Bombastico October 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=154004]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Another soft drink in the tank. In the “real America”, they only drink RC Cola. OUT OF MASON JARS!! With Moon Pies.

Worlds End October 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm

[re=154051]american mutt[/re]: HA you think we will be able to afford bottles

voyetra8 October 29, 2008 at 12:51 pm

[re=154045]Deepthroat[/re]: It’s not Century Gothic.

ManchuCandidate October 29, 2008 at 12:51 pm

McCain has struck back with the coveted Coke Endorsement:

I’d like to sell the world some war and blow all our bucks,
Cut down trees and kill brownies, tell them to get fucked.
I’d like to teach the world to kill in perfect harmony,
I’d like to sell the world on McCain and keep it company.
(Repeat the last two lines, and in the background)
It’s the old guy, McCain is what US America wants today.

AngryBlakGuy October 29, 2008 at 12:51 pm

…I hear Sara Palin is the new spokeswoman for “Moose Juice”.

shortsshortsshorts October 29, 2008 at 12:53 pm

You people obviously didn’t see the new Metamucil logo.

Monkey October 29, 2008 at 12:53 pm

There is something disturbingly sexual about that can. I am drawn ,to the warmth and color of the O. I want to climb inside the O, zip it up, and live in my little blue can.

Mr Blifil October 29, 2008 at 12:53 pm

I’ve heard of “thick as a beer can” but never seen it so in my face, as it were…

One Yield Regular October 29, 2008 at 12:55 pm

[re=154016]eastcoastliberal[/re]: Nope. They drink Mecca Cola:

http://mecca-cola.com/

Servo October 29, 2008 at 12:58 pm

What about Pepsi “That 1″?

Rush October 29, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Anonymous Office Zombie October 29, 2008 at 1:01 pm

Merely a coicidence. Why would they be endorsing NoBama, a notorious Marxist who wants to destroy capitalistic swine like Pepsi, Co… unless… could Pepsi also be in on the anti-American conspiracy? Pepsi is adding Communist mind-controlling agents to their soda! Alert Drudge at once!

american mutt October 29, 2008 at 1:02 pm

[re=154051]american mutt[/re]: god i can’t type this early in the morning.

Clyde Midia October 29, 2008 at 1:02 pm

Sara, you little minx! What are you doing skulking around on Perez Hilton??

magic titty October 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=154070]Rush[/re]: Hilarity. Wild hilarity. Unbridled hilarity.

Viva la Cynthia October 29, 2008 at 1:03 pm

[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: My friends, that’s not chafing we can believe in.

Servo October 29, 2008 at 1:04 pm

John McCain drinks SURGE, to satisfy his thirst for blood.

hedgehog October 29, 2008 at 1:04 pm

Just more evidence that this is 1976 all over again.

AnnieGetYourFun October 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm

HAHA. If Barack Obama had sex with a can of Tab, you would merely have a can of Tab that was twice its normal width and quadruple its normal length. Smoking a cigarette.

friendlynerd October 29, 2008 at 1:11 pm

[re=154088]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
That actually made me lol. congratulations, you win.

Fear of a Black Reagan October 29, 2008 at 1:14 pm

In other news, Pepsi’s terrorist CEO Indra Nooyi could be Hussein’s Secretary of Commerce…TERRORIST Commerce!!!!!!

Schadenfried October 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm

[re=154028]magic titty[/re]: I know, right?

larz October 29, 2008 at 1:26 pm

I’ve already seen McCain’s photo on a milk carton.

ReelectTilden October 29, 2008 at 1:31 pm
MissKLEO October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm

McCain will soon get word of Pepsi move into the tank. Look out for a hip new design on cans of Ensure.

echoman2000 October 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm

am i the only queer who hates on perez? i remember seeing him sitting at coffee bean and tea leaf on the sunset strip for hours on end. that was his “office”. he would eyeball me, wondering if i was “someone”. after determining i was “no one” his head would be whipping around back and forth trying to find something worth his attention. i had no idea who he was. he scared me then. he scares me now.

edgydrifter October 29, 2008 at 1:41 pm

So now the Partridge Family is in the tank/can? C’mon get Hopesi!

BklynIlluminati October 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm

McCain got the TrueBlood endorsement a long time ago.

Tommy Says Soooo October 29, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=154148]echoman2000[/re]: Maybe it was the perm and the can of Tab?

Hamster October 29, 2008 at 2:03 pm

That logo looks like one of the evil eyes I just carved in my pumpkin last night. Creepy. Also, they should bring back clear pepsi, just so I can ridicule people for drinking it.

choom gangster October 29, 2008 at 2:05 pm

I saw these last week and I thought they were done by a 19-year-old student at a shitty diploma mill “digital art” college and weren’t real.

PoliTacky October 29, 2008 at 2:13 pm

YES WE CAN add lots of rum and a wedge of lime!

CooterMarie October 29, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Holy crap! For months now, I’ve been wondering what kind of liquid was in this “tank” people kept referring to… It’s Pepsi?!! Up until now, I figured it was Baby Jesus’s tears and Unicorn semen.

masterdebater October 29, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Sex with a can of Tab might not be as much fun as you’re thinking. But I agree that this looks like shameless product placement. Will Mc Cranky get the Diet Coke endorsement?

boyhowdy October 29, 2008 at 2:23 pm

In my next internet survey I definitely prefer Hope Cola!

lampadadog October 29, 2008 at 2:34 pm

It’s a dove of peace uniting the red states and the blue states.

NoWireHangers October 29, 2008 at 2:37 pm

Apparently the tank is filled with Pepsi.

wonk_the_heck October 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm

the old diet pepsi logo is communistest

http://tinyurl.com/5hy3r8

OhYeahAlright October 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Sara, at least link to the consumerist or something, I’m surprised there weren’t any toddler scribbles adorning the logo.

sarcasticusername October 29, 2008 at 4:59 pm

no way hopey would have anything to do with something that sucky, plus if he’d touched it the can would totally be gold. an ugly new can still won’t get me to drink pepsi…even if it’s supposedly liquid hope.

palmerdawg October 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Pepsi’s in the tank or is it a tank of Pepsi?

aleks October 29, 2008 at 9:44 pm

I suppose someone has already referred to Palin as that girl the Republican Party wakes up next to and wonders how she ever looked so hot in the bar?

BruceLee5000 October 30, 2008 at 9:24 am

[re=154063]One Yield Regular[/re]: Now that is RAD! Mecca Cola Ad Slogans:

“Declare a FATWA on THIRST with every can!”

“There are SIX 12 packs waiting for you in Heaven!” [6x12=72, ala 72 Virgins]

…my boss is coming…

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