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IF THEY MATED

New Pepsi Logo Looks Very Familiar

The effervescent taste of HopeThis is what would happen if a can of Tab had sex with Barack Obama. [Perez Hilton]


12:32 PM on Wed October 29 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Just like Hopey’s logo only it’s slid like delivery pizza turned on the side.

  2. OhWhyOhio says at 12:37 pm, October 29th, 2008

    It may just be me, but the little globe logo now look like it’s got a dirty smile on its face, like it’s watching the next can over take her top off reeeeal sloooooow.

  3. MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend says at 12:37 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Mmm, Pepsi in the tank.

  4. Jebediah says at 12:37 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Pelosi Cola?!?!?! THEM DEMOCRATS R GUNNA TAKE OVER R SOFT DRINKS TOO!!!1!!!11!

  5. gurukalehuru says at 12:38 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Tiny little bubbles of hope, fizzing on your tongue.

  6. Hope we “can” believe in. (rimshot)

  7. magic titty says at 12:38 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Harhar. Are they bringing back their “Choice of a new generation” ad campaign?

    Me hears Gold Bond Foot Cream’s new logo has some McCain/Palin ring to it.

  8. eastcoastliberal says at 12:39 pm, October 29th, 2008

    I thought muslim socialist terrorists who love marx drank COKE.

  9. Maybe A&W root beer can use a backwards, bloody “B”, too.

  10. Larry Fine says at 12:41 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Horible stuff, it rots your teeth, gall-bladder, kidneys, and gives you cancer.

  11. Sussemilch says at 12:41 pm, October 29th, 2008

    First thing that came to mind:
    http://www.geocities.com/nullacct/deadhead.jpg

  12. sanantonerose says at 12:41 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Park hobos take pride in collecting and recycling Aluminum Hope!

  13. magic titty says at 12:42 pm, October 29th, 2008

    I’m surprised Perez didn’t draw a squiggly line of jizz emanating from the red part…

  14. Cogito Ergo Bibo says at 12:43 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Pepsi: For Those Who Think Hopey.

  15. Tommy Says Soooo says at 12:43 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Is there something va jay jay like going on or am I just missing Mrs Tommy?

  16. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 12:43 pm, October 29th, 2008

    magic titty: Preparation H more like. Or Polident.

  17. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 12:44 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Sorry, I only imbibe manly soda, like Sierra Mist.

  18. Actually, that’s the Rely Tampons logo.

  19. wx insider says at 12:45 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Why does Pepsi hate America?

  20. Worlds End says at 12:45 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Who designed the mountain dew bottle?

  21. voyetra8 says at 12:45 pm, October 29th, 2008

    It’s like packaging for a glycerin suppository from Japan.

  22. Bypartizoa says at 12:45 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Reminds me of Jot, a bizarre Christian zombie cartoon.

    http://www.tvparty.com/lostrel.html

  23. Deepthroat says at 12:45 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Century Gothic has always been one of my favorite fonts…

  24. rmontcal says at 12:47 pm, October 29th, 2008

    magic titty: Country First! Then dry and healthy feet…

    Good catch on the logo, Sara. But you couldn’t find the image anywhere else?

  25. american mutt says at 12:47 pm, October 29th, 2008

    I for am looking for forward to this new minimalist design period. it will go along with our minimalist lifestyles and minimal homes and money.

  26. Worlds End says at 12:49 pm, October 29th, 2008

    is it walnuts in the minivan chase right now?

  27. El Bombastico says at 12:50 pm, October 29th, 2008

    MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend: Another soft drink in the tank. In the “real America”, they only drink RC Cola. OUT OF MASON JARS!! With Moon Pies.

  28. Worlds End says at 12:50 pm, October 29th, 2008

    american mutt: HA you think we will be able to afford bottles

  29. voyetra8 says at 12:51 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Deepthroat: It’s not Century Gothic.

  30. ManchuCandidate says at 12:51 pm, October 29th, 2008

    McCain has struck back with the coveted Coke Endorsement:

    I’d like to sell the world some war and blow all our bucks,
    Cut down trees and kill brownies, tell them to get fucked.
    I’d like to teach the world to kill in perfect harmony,
    I’d like to sell the world on McCain and keep it company.
    (Repeat the last two lines, and in the background)
    It’s the old guy, McCain is what US America wants today.

  31. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:51 pm, October 29th, 2008

    …I hear Sara Palin is the new spokeswoman for “Moose Juice”.

  32. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:53 pm, October 29th, 2008

    You people obviously didn’t see the new Metamucil logo.

  33. There is something disturbingly sexual about that can. I am drawn ,to the warmth and color of the O. I want to climb inside the O, zip it up, and live in my little blue can.

  34. Mr Blifil says at 12:53 pm, October 29th, 2008

    I’ve heard of “thick as a beer can” but never seen it so in my face, as it were…

  35. One Yield Regular says at 12:55 pm, October 29th, 2008

    eastcoastliberal: Nope. They drink Mecca Cola:

    http://mecca-cola.com/

  36. What about Pepsi “That 1″?

  38. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 1:01 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Merely a coicidence. Why would they be endorsing NoBama, a notorious Marxist who wants to destroy capitalistic swine like Pepsi, Co… unless… could Pepsi also be in on the anti-American conspiracy? Pepsi is adding Communist mind-controlling agents to their soda! Alert Drudge at once!

  39. american mutt says at 1:02 pm, October 29th, 2008

    american mutt: god i can’t type this early in the morning.

  40. Clyde Midia says at 1:02 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Sara, you little minx! What are you doing skulking around on Perez Hilton??

  41. magic titty says at 1:03 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Rush: Hilarity. Wild hilarity. Unbridled hilarity.

  42. Viva la Cynthia says at 1:03 pm, October 29th, 2008

    magic titty: My friends, that’s not chafing we can believe in.

  43. John McCain drinks SURGE, to satisfy his thirst for blood.

  44. hedgehog says at 1:04 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Just more evidence that this is 1976 all over again.

  45. AnnieGetYourFun says at 1:05 pm, October 29th, 2008

    HAHA. If Barack Obama had sex with a can of Tab, you would merely have a can of Tab that was twice its normal width and quadruple its normal length. Smoking a cigarette.

  46. friendlynerd says at 1:11 pm, October 29th, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun:
    That actually made me lol. congratulations, you win.

  47. Fear of a Black Reagan says at 1:14 pm, October 29th, 2008

    In other news, Pepsi’s terrorist CEO Indra Nooyi could be Hussein’s Secretary of Commerce…TERRORIST Commerce!!!!!!

  48. Schadenfried says at 1:22 pm, October 29th, 2008

    magic titty: I know, right?

  49. I’ve already seen McCain’s photo on a milk carton.

  50. ReelectTilden says at 1:31 pm, October 29th, 2008
  51. MissKLEO says at 1:34 pm, October 29th, 2008

    McCain will soon get word of Pepsi move into the tank. Look out for a hip new design on cans of Ensure.

  52. echoman2000 says at 1:36 pm, October 29th, 2008

    am i the only queer who hates on perez? i remember seeing him sitting at coffee bean and tea leaf on the sunset strip for hours on end. that was his “office”. he would eyeball me, wondering if i was “someone”. after determining i was “no one” his head would be whipping around back and forth trying to find something worth his attention. i had no idea who he was. he scared me then. he scares me now.

  53. edgydrifter says at 1:41 pm, October 29th, 2008

    So now the Partridge Family is in the tank/can? C’mon get Hopesi!

  54. BklynIlluminati says at 1:59 pm, October 29th, 2008

    McCain got the TrueBlood endorsement a long time ago.

  55. Tommy Says Soooo says at 2:00 pm, October 29th, 2008

    echoman2000: Maybe it was the perm and the can of Tab?

  56. That logo looks like one of the evil eyes I just carved in my pumpkin last night. Creepy. Also, they should bring back clear pepsi, just so I can ridicule people for drinking it.

  57. choom gangster says at 2:05 pm, October 29th, 2008

    I saw these last week and I thought they were done by a 19-year-old student at a shitty diploma mill “digital art” college and weren’t real.

  58. PoliTacky says at 2:13 pm, October 29th, 2008

    YES WE CAN add lots of rum and a wedge of lime!

  59. CooterMarie says at 2:14 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Holy crap! For months now, I’ve been wondering what kind of liquid was in this “tank” people kept referring to… It’s Pepsi?!! Up until now, I figured it was Baby Jesus’s tears and Unicorn semen.

  60. masterdebater says at 2:22 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Sex with a can of Tab might not be as much fun as you’re thinking. But I agree that this looks like shameless product placement. Will Mc Cranky get the Diet Coke endorsement?

  61. boyhowdy says at 2:23 pm, October 29th, 2008

    In my next internet survey I definitely prefer Hope Cola!

  62. lampadadog says at 2:34 pm, October 29th, 2008

    It’s a dove of peace uniting the red states and the blue states.

  63. NoWireHangers says at 2:37 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Apparently the tank is filled with Pepsi.

  64. wonk_the_heck says at 2:52 pm, October 29th, 2008

    the old diet pepsi logo is communistest

    http://tinyurl.com/5hy3r8

  65. OhYeahAlright says at 3:18 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Sara, at least link to the consumerist or something, I’m surprised there weren’t any toddler scribbles adorning the logo.

  66. sarcasticusername says at 4:59 pm, October 29th, 2008

    no way hopey would have anything to do with something that sucky, plus if he’d touched it the can would totally be gold. an ugly new can still won’t get me to drink pepsi…even if it’s supposedly liquid hope.

  67. palmerdawg says at 5:48 pm, October 29th, 2008

    Pepsi’s in the tank or is it a tank of Pepsi?

  68. I suppose someone has already referred to Palin as that girl the Republican Party wakes up next to and wonders how she ever looked so hot in the bar?

  69. BruceLee5000 says at 9:24 am, October 30th, 2008

    One Yield Regular: Now that is RAD! Mecca Cola Ad Slogans:

    “Declare a FATWA on THIRST with every can!”

    “There are SIX 12 packs waiting for you in Heaven!” [6x12=72, ala 72 Virgins]

    …my boss is coming…

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