This is what would happen if a can of Tab had sex with Barack Obama. [Perez Hilton]
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Just like Hopey’s logo only it’s slid like delivery pizza turned on the side.
It may just be me, but the little globe logo now look like it’s got a dirty smile on its face, like it’s watching the next can over take her top off reeeeal sloooooow.
Mmm, Pepsi in the tank.
Pelosi Cola?!?!?! THEM DEMOCRATS R GUNNA TAKE OVER R SOFT DRINKS TOO!!!1!!!11!
Tiny little bubbles of hope, fizzing on your tongue.
Hope we “can” believe in. (rimshot)
Harhar. Are they bringing back their “Choice of a new generation” ad campaign?
Me hears Gold Bond Foot Cream’s new logo has some McCain/Palin ring to it.
I thought muslim socialist terrorists who love marx drank COKE.
Maybe A&W root beer can use a backwards, bloody “B”, too.
Horible stuff, it rots your teeth, gall-bladder, kidneys, and gives you cancer.
First thing that came to mind:
http://www.geocities.com/nullacct/deadhead.jpg
Park hobos take pride in collecting and recycling Aluminum Hope!
I’m surprised Perez didn’t draw a squiggly line of jizz emanating from the red part…
Pepsi: For Those Who Think Hopey.
Is there something va jay jay like going on or am I just missing Mrs Tommy?
[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: Preparation H more like. Or Polident.
Sorry, I only imbibe manly soda, like Sierra Mist.
Actually, that’s the Rely Tampons logo.
Why does Pepsi hate America?
Who designed the mountain dew bottle?
It’s like packaging for a glycerin suppository from Japan.
Reminds me of Jot, a bizarre Christian zombie cartoon.
http://www.tvparty.com/lostrel.html
Century Gothic has always been one of my favorite fonts…
[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: Country First! Then dry and healthy feet…
Good catch on the logo, Sara. But you couldn’t find the image anywhere else?
I for am looking for forward to this new minimalist design period. it will go along with our minimalist lifestyles and minimal homes and money.
is it walnuts in the minivan chase right now?
[re=154004]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: Another soft drink in the tank. In the “real America”, they only drink RC Cola. OUT OF MASON JARS!! With Moon Pies.
[re=154051]american mutt[/re]: HA you think we will be able to afford bottles
[re=154045]Deepthroat[/re]: It’s not Century Gothic.
McCain has struck back with the coveted Coke Endorsement:
I’d like to sell the world some war and blow all our bucks,
Cut down trees and kill brownies, tell them to get fucked.
I’d like to teach the world to kill in perfect harmony,
I’d like to sell the world on McCain and keep it company.
(Repeat the last two lines, and in the background)
It’s the old guy, McCain is what US America wants today.
…I hear Sara Palin is the new spokeswoman for “Moose Juice”.
You people obviously didn’t see the new Metamucil logo.
There is something disturbingly sexual about that can. I am drawn ,to the warmth and color of the O. I want to climb inside the O, zip it up, and live in my little blue can.
I’ve heard of “thick as a beer can” but never seen it so in my face, as it were…
[re=154016]eastcoastliberal[/re]: Nope. They drink Mecca Cola:
http://mecca-cola.com/
What about Pepsi “That 1″?
Uhh, bitches, Pepsi’s CEO is a muslim.
http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/2002/02/14/images/2002021401890301.jpg
Merely a coicidence. Why would they be endorsing NoBama, a notorious Marxist who wants to destroy capitalistic swine like Pepsi, Co… unless… could Pepsi also be in on the anti-American conspiracy? Pepsi is adding Communist mind-controlling agents to their soda! Alert Drudge at once!
[re=154051]american mutt[/re]: god i can’t type this early in the morning.
Sara, you little minx! What are you doing skulking around on Perez Hilton??
[re=154070]Rush[/re]: Hilarity. Wild hilarity. Unbridled hilarity.
[re=154013]magic titty[/re]: My friends, that’s not chafing we can believe in.
John McCain drinks SURGE, to satisfy his thirst for blood.
Just more evidence that this is 1976 all over again.
HAHA. If Barack Obama had sex with a can of Tab, you would merely have a can of Tab that was twice its normal width and quadruple its normal length. Smoking a cigarette.
[re=154088]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:
That actually made me lol. congratulations, you win.
In other news, Pepsi’s terrorist CEO Indra Nooyi could be Hussein’s Secretary of Commerce…TERRORIST Commerce!!!!!!
[re=154028]magic titty[/re]: I know, right?
I’ve already seen McCain’s photo on a milk carton.
Coke is also in the tank:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Bl%C4%81k
McCain will soon get word of Pepsi move into the tank. Look out for a hip new design on cans of Ensure.
am i the only queer who hates on perez? i remember seeing him sitting at coffee bean and tea leaf on the sunset strip for hours on end. that was his “office”. he would eyeball me, wondering if i was “someone”. after determining i was “no one” his head would be whipping around back and forth trying to find something worth his attention. i had no idea who he was. he scared me then. he scares me now.
So now the Partridge Family is in the tank/can? C’mon get Hopesi!
McCain got the TrueBlood endorsement a long time ago.
[re=154148]echoman2000[/re]: Maybe it was the perm and the can of Tab?
That logo looks like one of the evil eyes I just carved in my pumpkin last night. Creepy. Also, they should bring back clear pepsi, just so I can ridicule people for drinking it.
I saw these last week and I thought they were done by a 19-year-old student at a shitty diploma mill “digital art” college and weren’t real.
YES WE CAN add lots of rum and a wedge of lime!
Holy crap! For months now, I’ve been wondering what kind of liquid was in this “tank” people kept referring to… It’s Pepsi?!! Up until now, I figured it was Baby Jesus’s tears and Unicorn semen.
Sex with a can of Tab might not be as much fun as you’re thinking. But I agree that this looks like shameless product placement. Will Mc Cranky get the Diet Coke endorsement?
In my next internet survey I definitely prefer Hope Cola!
It’s a dove of peace uniting the red states and the blue states.
Apparently the tank is filled with Pepsi.
the old diet pepsi logo is communistest
http://tinyurl.com/5hy3r8
Sara, at least link to the consumerist or something, I’m surprised there weren’t any toddler scribbles adorning the logo.
no way hopey would have anything to do with something that sucky, plus if he’d touched it the can would totally be gold. an ugly new can still won’t get me to drink pepsi…even if it’s supposedly liquid hope.
Pepsi’s in the tank or is it a tank of Pepsi?
I suppose someone has already referred to Palin as that girl the Republican Party wakes up next to and wonders how she ever looked so hot in the bar?
[re=154063]One Yield Regular[/re]: Now that is RAD! Mecca Cola Ad Slogans:
“Declare a FATWA on THIRST with every can!”
“There are SIX 12 packs waiting for you in Heaven!” [6x12=72, ala 72 Virgins]
…my boss is coming…
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