Unknown All-Star Hollywood Republican Cast Attacks Al Franken

Not that Al Franken is any great shakes, but you'd think that if the NRSC wanted to put out a "Hollywood Stars against Franken"-themed ad then they could've drummed up a better coterie than a forgotten SNL cast member from 20 years ago, a lesser Baldwin, two other guys we've never heard of in our lives, and finally the big showstopper: a cheesy singer famous for stealing rock & roll songs from black people in the '50s so that they could be repackaged into powdery, "family-friendly" background noise. The NRSC also decided to have this very old Pat Boone appear without a shirt, because he is fishing in his swimming pool. If only we had Lawrence Welk around to do the old flapping dickey, then we'd have a show! [ YouTube ]