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REVELATIONS

October 28, 2008

Dancing Children: Voters Allowed To Choose Either Of Two Candidates

by Jim Newell  

“I want Obama
FORGET OBAMA,
Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama
MORE WAR IN IRAQ
Iran he will attack
CAN’T BRING OUR TROOPS BACK
We gotta vote Barack!”

Peculiar. We’d like to hear what National Review has to say about this so-called “choice” the black children are dancing about. [YouTube]

{ 88 comments }

cal October 28, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Kids these days.

you cannot be serious October 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm

These terrorists must be stopped. Or are they socialists? Marxists, maybe?

Sarjo October 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Where is school? Must send overly-white daughter for indoctrination NOW!

Styrofoam Boots October 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm

Woah, woah, WOAH! … woah, even pudgy white kid is in the tank. Howzaboudat?!

Hairy Reed October 28, 2008 at 4:51 pm

MARXISTS!

AlexTrebeksGirl October 28, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Get George Allen to blog about this somebody.

american mutt October 28, 2008 at 4:52 pm

I am officially happy for the rest of my life.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 28, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Go white boy! Go white boy, go!

Cookie Guggelman October 28, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Middle School Musical I!

freakishlystrong October 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm

They should bring those adorable chil’ren to every McCain/Palin rally and just have them do that thing they doing, and shut those hateful racists right the fuck up.

Condiments-Only Diet October 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Ironically, these kids can’t vote for whomever they like. In fact they can’t vote for anyone at all. Grow up, babies.

OK, OK. I kid. That was pretty adorable.

Kev-O-Tron October 28, 2008 at 4:56 pm

That’s the coolest fucking thing I’ve seen all week and I went to an acoustic Citizen Cope concert last night.

rambone October 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Someone must put a stop to this extremist “universal suffrage” immediately. The fate of our plutocracy depends upon it!

SelfDeprecatingFed October 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm

You can choose whoever you like, as long as it’s Obama, who will in turn spread enough wealth around to promote assinine dancing and singing for all… The New American Dream!!!

The Pumpernickel October 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Man, I wish I had rhythm like that.

http://plightofthepumpernickel.blogspot.com

Gopherit October 28, 2008 at 4:57 pm

Thank the gods you waited to post this until after you banned Sister Truth. That would have been unbearable.

GreatLakesNation October 28, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Back in my days, kid rappers wore their clothes backwards and voted for Dan Quayle.

seriesoftubescleaner October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

ACORN volunteers?

itgetter October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

My high school seniors could never pull this off. I will shame them tomorrow by showing this to them and asking them why they aren’t this enthusiastic about the election, HEHNGNN?!?!

V572625694 October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Just one token white boy, and he has to stand in the back on on the far right. Get used to it: this is what the future will be like!

facehead October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

What the camera fails to show is the huge tank this was filmed in.

GlennBecksTaint October 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm

lookit dem l’il commies doing that sammy davis thang

american mutt October 28, 2008 at 5:00 pm

[re=153040]SelfDeprecatingFed[/re]: asinine dancing vs. asinine president…

Slim October 28, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Dance while you can, kidees. You’ll be chanting in an Obama mandated islamic madras for the next four years.

american mutt October 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm

[re=153047]V572625694[/re]: No. In the future we’ll all be part asian, black, mexican, white, etc. It’ll be the less beige kid standing in the back.

Hairy Reed October 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm

[re=153048]facehead[/re]: That’s because CNN is in the tank too.

american mutt October 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm

I’m having a hard time detecting the snark in these comments:

“Dance while you can, kidees. You’ll be chanting in an Obama mandated islamic madras for the next four years.”

“lookit dem l’il commies doing that sammy davis thang”

“You can choose whoever you like, as long as it’s Obama, who will in turn spread enough wealth around to promote assinine dancing and singing for all… The New American Dream!!!”

iwillsavethispatient October 28, 2008 at 5:05 pm

[re=153036]Kev-O-Tron[/re]: You’re in the tank for Citizen Cope. I heard that he pals around with a brother named Lee from the Mississippi. Or something like that.

War Eagle October 28, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Cindee, reach down into your change purse and give these precious urban youth a Krugerrand.

NotthatLC October 28, 2008 at 5:06 pm

This makes this endless, sadistic, aneurysm-inducing campaign season TOTALLY worth it. I am now completely fortified and can get through the next seven days until this damn state will let me go and vote.

wheelie October 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Damon Weaver would never have stooped to this gimmickry. Weaver did his own thing. Kids these days don’t have hard-nosed investigative integrity like Weaver had.

wowscrait October 28, 2008 at 5:09 pm

[re=153057]american mutt[/re]: gyatdammit, the site’s been infiltrated.

War Eagle October 28, 2008 at 5:16 pm

If Bristol and Levi were involved in positive youth development activities like this, they wouldn’t be humping like whales, you betcha.

Panderfinder October 28, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Watch the CNN story on this for more info and a studio performance
of these kids who will take over the world…like Next Week,
unlike those two lovely gentlemen arrested for trying to shoot 99
black people (including Hopey) and behead 12 others.

the little guy interviewed is named WILLIE THORNTON, and he sdmits
to being in the tank for McCain!

fabulous kids. they should make a movie with Damon and Omari, the kids
from FL who interviewed Joe the Senator.

Outstando October 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm

[re=153042]Gopherit[/re]: Belated hooray.

Kev-O-Tron October 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm

[re=153058]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: yea… well… you’re British. What’s your excuse? Fuck it I got nothin’.

HuskyMescan October 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm

NRO would call them little “street organizers.”
I like the son of MC Serch, he’s trying, he’s trying!

chaste everywhere October 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm

What’s up with the subliminal MALARIA KILLS message?

HuskyMescan October 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm

My my, dirty south style has taken over mainstream rap.

edgydrifter October 28, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Naturally, the whole affair is ruined by Phinneas Q. Powderlily way in the back, arhythmically gyrating his haunches and sweating through his club blazer. Way to live up to the stereotype, kid.

Worlds End October 28, 2008 at 5:33 pm

TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marquis de Maude October 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm

McCain would tell these urchins to “Get off my GODDAMN lawn” while Cindy would say,”no dear, they’re here to sweep the chimneys, all 300 of them.”

Dernyul October 28, 2008 at 5:38 pm

same group did ‘bombs over bob barr’

CrabtreesBludgeon October 28, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=153089]edgydrifter[/re]: OMG, Double WIN!!

twoeightnine October 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Thanks Token for further proving that I have no rhythm at all.

user-of-owls October 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm

[re=153059]War Eagle[/re]: Super Victoria! Muy bien hecho! (alas, my Afrikaan is a bit rusty since the Sun City boycott)

Jewdishoowary Square October 28, 2008 at 5:44 pm

[re=153029]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re],[re=153016]Styrofoam Boots[/re], [re=153047]V572625694[/re], [re=153089]edgydrifter[/re]: ‘Nilla, please.

Crab1 October 28, 2008 at 5:44 pm

These children all share the same father, who is in jail.

Monkey October 28, 2008 at 5:48 pm

[re=153042]Gopherit[/re]: Sister Truth was banned? Nobody tells me anything.

Neilist October 28, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=153042]Gopherit[/re]: Wait a minute: Sister Truth got banned?

Gesh.

Now I feel bad.

(Seriously, sometimes it’s a burden being an Absolutist when it comes to Free Speech stuff.)

bhosp October 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm

[re=153102]Crab1[/re]: Bill Ayers?

blackdontcrack October 28, 2008 at 5:55 pm

White boy on the right is off beat.

palmerdawg October 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm

[re=153102]Crab1[/re]: Hey, even the white kid, racisim knows no bounds…Gee wiz

OffTheRecord October 28, 2008 at 5:56 pm

You seriously have to stop with the cute kid videos. It makes me think I want one when they are all adorable and shit.

Worlds End October 28, 2008 at 5:57 pm

That school is awesome. http://www.ronclarkacademy.com/

Crab1 October 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm

[re=153113]palmerdawg[/re]: especially the white kid. Jeepers!

MISTAHCOUGHDROP October 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm

This is fun (from Andrew Sullivan) :

http://www.palinaspresident.us/

Keep on clicking that door, it’s frightening.

shevralay October 28, 2008 at 6:09 pm

I was wondering what had happened with that place since all the fanfare when it opened. Tiny adorable children have happened, apparently.

S.Luggo October 28, 2008 at 6:13 pm

Cute.
And now for something completely different: McCain-Obama Dance-Off
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE

palmerdawg October 28, 2008 at 6:31 pm

[re=153121]MISTAHCOUGHDROP[/re]: I vomited a lot!

Deepthroat October 28, 2008 at 6:36 pm

I Hate Children

freakishlystrong October 28, 2008 at 6:36 pm

[re=153121]MISTAHCOUGHDROP[/re]: Thank you Mistah, hilarious! But dead bunnies make me cwy…

bitchincamaro October 28, 2008 at 6:42 pm

[re=153042]Gopherit[/re]: +1

Deepthroat October 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm

[re=153048]facehead[/re]:
[re=153089]edgydrifter[/re]:
you both make me a very happy lady

bitchincamaro October 28, 2008 at 6:46 pm

We are the world

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 28, 2008 at 6:56 pm

[re=153089]edgydrifter[/re]: Jesus, that was awful. WIN!

Scandalabra October 28, 2008 at 7:11 pm

FUCKING awesome! I have officially changed my goal in life from drinking myself to death to doing some good and being hopeful about our society.

jetjaguar October 28, 2008 at 7:16 pm

I don’t want the happy black children to ever stop dancing…

Oh hell to the no October 28, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Holy shit, this made my day. I already voted but I’d very much like to vote again after seeing this. I hope someone gives this entire choir the Medal of Awesome. Even the little white kid.

Oh hell to the no October 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm

Also, can someone book these kids for Obama’s inauguration?

ladymacbeth October 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm

[re=153250]jetjaguar[/re]: what about that one fat white kid? i think he could stop dancing.

Rev. Peter Lemonjello October 28, 2008 at 8:01 pm

The staff at this madrasah looks like they’re begging for a realty show on BRAVO.

http://www.ronclarkacademy.com/meet-the-team.aspx

AlexTrebeksGirl October 28, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Remember when McCain was going on and on during the last debate about childhood obesity? Remember when he said people should earn tax credits for joining health clubs? These chubby kids should just dance themselves skinny.

War Eagle October 28, 2008 at 8:03 pm

Hey, lay off the white kid. There are some nasty rumors that he’s Ashley Todd’s little brother, brought in to infiltrate the group, but he was actually bought in England by a loving African-American family.

problemwithcaring October 28, 2008 at 8:13 pm

[re=153181]Deepthroat[/re]: I hate how they just shat upon perfectly good Top 40 pop-Rap.

jetjaguar October 28, 2008 at 8:43 pm

[re=153272]ladymacbeth[/re]: What you don’t realize, is that fat-white-kid isn’t dancing for himself, nor is he dancing for his friends. Nay, fat-white-kid dances for ALL OF US.

Deepthroat October 28, 2008 at 8:49 pm

[re=153305]problemwithcaring[/re]: They’re no Kriss Kross… (’cause inside-out is wigity wigity wigity wack.)

ladymacbeth October 28, 2008 at 9:56 pm

[re=153337]jetjaguar[/re]: i realize this now. i am sad for my snark and owe That Fat One an apology.

actually i probably do. kid has balls. kudos.

Bitch's_Brew October 28, 2008 at 10:46 pm

This is so goldarn CUTE!

Thank you, thank you Wonkette for relieving my terrible angst for a couple minutes.

sezme October 28, 2008 at 10:55 pm

Ha ha, When I way Ron, you say Paul!
When I say Ralph, you … carve a backwards R on my face.

jagorev October 28, 2008 at 11:58 pm

If Obama does not invite these kids to perform at his inauguration, I will be sorely disappointed.

Weeping Jesus October 29, 2008 at 12:43 am

http://hogrockcafe.com/f_uck_it!.htm

This video is ten times cuter than the overprivileged children in that school video.
These are the real Hopey generation listening to the Hopeless Walnuts!

misterfixit October 29, 2008 at 12:45 am

Am I the only one who was expecting the lyric at the end to be:

“When I say John, you say McCain”
“JOHN”
“MCCAIN!”

“When I say Barack, you say HUSSEIN”

??

I mean it rhymes better…

Jukesgrrl October 29, 2008 at 3:34 am

The only opinion that matters is Bill Bennett’s (for six more days).

War Eagle October 29, 2008 at 8:46 am

Bill Bennett? You betcha — and he’ll raise ya!

PoliticalGraffiti October 29, 2008 at 9:21 am

get off the T.I.P of my diiiiick

southernbitch October 29, 2008 at 10:28 am

i like how these kids talk about the lower class. because listening to both mccain and obama you’d think that the lower classes were invisible.

oh, RIGHT, they are. my bad.

NoWireHangers October 29, 2008 at 11:58 am

This is soooo much better than those white kids in Pennsylvania that were singing about hillary back in april or whenever that was.

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