SLOW NEWS DAY?  9:24 pm October 27, 2008


by Jim Newell

Hmm. It appears as though Matt Drudge is speaking Muslim now. He is so ahead of the curve. [Drudge]

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rocktonsammy October 27, 2008 at 9:28 pm

He forgot Fox News.

Hairy Reed October 27, 2008 at 9:29 pm

He left out an ‘I’ in Politico.

Terry October 27, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Drudge is probably secretly happy. If Obama is elected, Old Matty will be taking easy potshots an incumbent rather than trying to defend the indefensible actions of the Bushies.

WagTehGod October 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Drudge defeats Truman!

AlexTrebeksGirl October 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm

Tough shit!!! after that BS headline today about the tragedy of the civil rights movement he can lick balls starting with Ted Stevens.

Liverspots October 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Maybe it makes sense if you write it backwards on your cheek and look in a mirror.

forgracie October 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Isn’t this the type of hedging that got us into trouble in the first place?

Keram2 October 27, 2008 at 9:33 pm

Note the byline on the article: Matt Drudge’s cat. Tomorrow’s headline: Obamah iz anntee cryist? Kthnx, bai.

grendel October 27, 2008 at 9:34 pm

I can never make out anything on that page… total noise..

Neon Trotsky October 27, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Drudge is speaking in tongues! Obama really is the antichrist!

AlexTrebeksGirl October 27, 2008 at 9:35 pm

Check on Elizabeck whatsherface with Sean Hannity. The stadium is rather uhhhh empty. Douchenozzle jackasses.

ky-jellydonuts October 27, 2008 at 9:36 pm

The answer is NO. Fuck off, Drudge. Back to the closet with you AND the hat.

spontaneousabortion October 27, 2008 at 9:37 pm

What about everyone’s boyfriend, Nate “538″ Silver?

If they’re wrong, I don’t want to be right.

facehead October 27, 2008 at 9:37 pm


Beef Supreme October 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Did the Wall Street Journal endorse Hopey Barry? Or is Drudge, just as usual, full of shit?

organiccoffee October 27, 2008 at 9:43 pm

Finally, the penetrating media expose we’ve all been waiting for.

WithMySFValues October 27, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Awesome user interface Drudge has — reminds me of my old dot matrix printer.

OffTheRecord October 27, 2008 at 9:47 pm

I actually thought the right wing would take this a little bit better than they are. I just got really freaking depressed for like three months when Kerry lost so I figured they would just be sad for a while. To see the fact that they are literally losing their shit before our eyes is truly glorious.

SayItWithWookies October 27, 2008 at 9:49 pm

They’re all wrong, just like General Shinseki was.

snig October 27, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Since his taxes will likely go up, he has to cut back on his use of the space bar and appropriate capitilization. When the Marxist Muslims come to power, it always the whiney talentless link-farmers who are worst hurt.

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 9:51 pm

Does Drudge have the runs??

demian October 27, 2008 at 9:54 pm

speeling. yr doin it rong.

organiccoffee October 27, 2008 at 9:57 pm

You know those wingnuts who always spam the blogs with “OBAMA R MUSLIN AND EATSBABIES! HUR HUR HUR”?

Turns out this whole time, it’s been Drudge. Never even saw it coming.

cal October 27, 2008 at 9:57 pm


Lionel Hutz Esq. October 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm

Jim, Obama is a European Socialist, don’t you know. That ain’t Muslim, that is Esperanto.

shortsshortsshorts October 27, 2008 at 10:01 pm

He’s fucking drunk. Leave him alone.

Lionel Hutz Esq. October 27, 2008 at 10:05 pm

The interesting thing is that there is no story. It seems that Msr. Drudge must have had a stroke and just typed out his last hope. The one thing I’ll give him is that it is more coherent than anything Hannity says.

And the fact that Drudge has moved off of “Obama is a secret socialist” story shows that that wasn’t working.

[re=151746]rocktonsammy[/re]: That is because the answer is obvious. Of course FNC is wrong.

tunamelt October 27, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Tourettes isn’t motherfucking cock goddammit funny, you penis fucker fucker dickweed, guys!

twoeightnine October 27, 2008 at 10:10 pm

Can someone tell me how he makes $800,000 a year? Which links are ads? I want to make sure that if I ever drunkenly stumble upon his page that I don’t click any.

(I also love how it’s DRUDGE REPORT 2009® already: )

Rush October 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm

I can only read sirens – sorry.

Scooter October 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm

Is an asshat in a hat anything like a riddle wrapped in an enigma?

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm

[re=151751]WagTehGod[/re]: Win.

sk1win October 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm

Hopefully there is no story because he could only bang out a final headline before kicking the chair out from underneath himself and then slowly swinging to his death.

chauncey October 27, 2008 at 10:16 pm

The entire Republican party seems to be doing that screeching shape shifting thing at the end of T2


PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 10:16 pm

[re=151788]organiccoffee[/re]: CAPS LOCK and nospaces! Maybe Drudge got his tabs mixed up and mistakenly posted his headline to an AOL chat room.

Q2 October 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Drudge should stick to dicks…he’s much better at that.

shortsshortsshorts October 27, 2008 at 10:21 pm

[re=151812]PoliTacky[/re]: NFL, HEV, NASA, PSP, HIPAA AAA

Ron Paul ’08.

Hooray For Anything October 27, 2008 at 10:22 pm

[re=151778]OffTheRecord[/re]: El Rushbo was on Greta Van Squint Eyes (the Republicans are so spooked they took Greta off missing blonde child duty) and he spent most of his time attacking other Republicans for saying bad things about Palin. And on CNN, they just spent the past five minutes talking about all the sniping going on between the Palin and McCain camps.

It’s glorious.

jagorev October 27, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Remember how all-powerful Drudge seemed to be at the start of this year? Remember how Hillary Clinton had a special staff member just for Drudge outreach? These days, he can barely even move the news cycle an inch, no matter how many sirens he unleashes. The problem is, there’s real news happening in the world, and Drudge has no idea how to deal with that. He keeps throwing his partisan bullshit talking-points, but they’re just not sticking like they used to. No uptake in the mainstream media. Watching Drudge slowly his mind and influence has been even more fun than watching the ongoing implosion of the GOP.

organiccoffee October 27, 2008 at 10:23 pm

[re=151812]PoliTacky[/re]: And I thought this whole time AOL chat rooms were strictly the land of Republican Congressmen.

jagorev October 27, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Oh, and Ashley Todd was, I think, the final nail in the coffin of Drudge’s credibility. A grateful nation thanks you, Ms. Todd.

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 10:24 pm

If Drudge took the time to take the burro dick out of his mouth, we might be able to understand him. Not that he would want to: meaning the former, not the latter.

facehead October 27, 2008 at 10:24 pm

[re=151814]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: OMG UR SO HAWT!

Dreamer October 27, 2008 at 10:25 pm

It would be poetic justice if an Obama win drives some wingnutes to complete madness. I would settle for Drudge – it would be fun to see him mumbling on the street “But he should’ve lost. Whites will never elect a black president.” That would be bonus.

I am usually not this mean but I hate these mingnutes particularly today.

Texan Bulldoggette October 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm

[re=151813]Q2[/re]: Why is Drudge such a Republican? It’s not like any of them (other than Mark Foley & Larry Craig) would piss on him if he was on fire. His pandering to those assholes just makes him look sad–like the equipment guy on the football team trying to get the jocks to like him & invite him to the jock parties.

wheelie October 27, 2008 at 10:30 pm

foxpalinwingnutsmooniestormfrontaolpoliticalmachinecommentz would beg to differ, Matt.

Keram2 October 27, 2008 at 10:32 pm

[re=151778]OffTheRecord[/re]: What scares me is how hard it’s going to be for Obama is going to be able to govern this country with a whole buncha race-baiting rednecks calling him an “illiterate muslin socialist black panther” at every presidential function. Seriously, unless you consider cooking meth a “job,” most of these mouthbreathers are unemployed and have nothing better to do than follow around Obama for four years, passing out “racialist” pamphlets in the parking lots and fucking up assassination plots. Ugh.

newhampsha October 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm

alphabet soup: ur doin it wrong

Neilist October 27, 2008 at 10:36 pm

Troubling that Drudge is suggesting Hopey stand up out in the open like that.

Given that the .50 cal. Barrett sniper rifle — much favorited by “survivalists” and “target shooters” — well over a mile.

Just saying . . . .

brain meats October 27, 2008 at 10:37 pm

[re=151753]Liverspots[/re]: You complete me.

PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm

[re=151818]organiccoffee[/re]: (shhhhhhh! Don’t tell the Republican congressmen, but on AOL, Drudge is known as “MattyMontana95,” the shy 13-year-old boy of their dreams!)

trondant October 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm

I think Drudge decided to Newellize that headline.

Neilist October 27, 2008 at 10:38 pm

[re=151823]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Or in Mr. Dudge’s case, “jock sniffing parties”?

AnnieGetYourFun October 27, 2008 at 10:42 pm

[re=151762]ky-jellydonuts[/re]: Is he still wearing that? I can’t believe anyone ever took that guy seriously.

Itsjustme October 27, 2008 at 10:42 pm

[re=151832]Neilist[/re]: More troubling to me is that you know that. Just sayin…..

slappypaddy October 27, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Does Matt not have the courage of his convictions? Will he not stay the course? Come on, Matt—do it for the Gipper!

PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 10:44 pm

[re=151814]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Is that some kind of kinky underground acronym porn?

superandystar October 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm

i’m confused. where’s his story? …he must be curled up in a ball, sobbing uncontrollably.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I’m assuming that Drudge is just throwing a hissy-fit after learning that Walnuts! is gay.

He probably concluded this after tasting shit on McCain’s dick.

Neilist October 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm

[re=151840]Itsjustme[/re]: Only dumbredneks use a Barrett.

The .416 Cheyenne is better ballastically, and comes with its own computer so that you can program in for things like the rotation of the earth; muzzle, mid-range and target cross-winds, etc.

And it’s legal out here in California.

You know, for “target shooting.”

hockeymom October 27, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I need my fellow Wonketteers to talk me off the ledge.

I spent a couple of hours watching FOX today to get an idea of why my neighbors believe what they believe. It’s incredible…every interview (even Shep, to an extent) starts with the premise that Obama is a radical liberal who is going to steal your money, then goes downhill from there. Actually, I’ll take that back. Major Garrett delivers his packages without any spin. Any every discussion of polls starts with the sentence “polls are tightening”…even if the rest of the story would suggest otherwise.
At the end of the day, I was left with the feeling that Obama was losing. Despite ample evidence to the contrary.

Then, I see this crap the RNC is putting out about Franken. Trust me when I say this will work in Minnesota. My dear mother who still lives in the state says she’s voting for Barkley because something about Franken “just isn’t right”. And this is someone who marches for gay rights and raises money for Planned Parenthood. Coleman’s numbers probably won’t rise, but Franken is going to lose votes to Barkley and it will cost dems a pick-up in congress.

THEN I see that The Tinkster is only about a point ahead of Bachmann. Not a wide enough margin, in that part of the state.

THEN, we learn that yet ANOTHER bunch of crazies were planning to take out Obama. (not to mention people in Iowa are flat out shouting the N word at Palin rallies now).

I keep going back to Nate Silver’s site…to look at the little sliver of pie that shows the chances of McCain actually winning…but it’s not helping.

Please tell me this is going to end well and I’m being hysterical. Because I kind of feel like throwing up.

fatherfigure October 27, 2008 at 10:51 pm

I guess he used up all of his space before he reached George Allen.

Professor McAwesome October 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Matt definitely needs stop giving republican handjobs while typing.

Neilist October 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: You need to go “target shooting,” Mom. Very relaxing.

Delicious October 27, 2008 at 10:54 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: Don’t sweat it. You’re reacting the same way a Hannity nut would react to watching Olbermann. But put both sides to the side, and the objective reality is a crushing loss for the GOP on Nov. 4.

Professor McAwesome October 27, 2008 at 10:55 pm

“that’s not the kind of hhhaa haaa haaannddd job we can believe in!”

OffTheRecord October 27, 2008 at 10:55 pm

[re=151827]Keram2[/re]: As someone who lives amongst the crazies (Kentucky) I have thought about this a lot. They are armed and I am not. I should probably be worried about this because logically they’re going to come after the liberals who live near them first. But I’m not. These people are damn stupid. I think the secret service can take them. Hell I could probably take them (I’m crafty). Plus, they are just worked up about it now cause it is interrupting their Nascar/Judge Judy/Wheel of Fortune. The majority of them are going to forget who is president in a few months and go back to screaming at the damn Jeff Gordan.

Rodney Badger October 27, 2008 at 10:56 pm

I don’t understand the attraction. His website is shit. It’s just a collection of headlines that people feed to him.

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 10:57 pm

If Obama wins (and I emphasize “if”), it will take two years for the NASCAR nation to calm down after seeing that Barry has not appointed Run DMC, NWA, and Snoopdog to cabinet positions.
Were we as open as the Irish.

Rush October 27, 2008 at 10:59 pm

Off topic but let’s giving our Editors a “whoop there it is” for having 26 posts today. That, after posting on the weekend. Ever since they outed that fatso chick in Pittsburgh with the “B”, they seem to be on some contact high. Careful, bitches those who fly too close to the sun…

HuskyMescan October 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm

I’ve known about Drudge Report for years, but I’ve never been to his site until today. Has it always looked like shit? The stories are on his site are nothing special and the links are terrible ( News 2 in Dinkleyville, AK). I get the impression he sucked a few dicks for one or two big hitters and rode on that fame (e.g. lewinksi ). Am I right? I’m not sure what the big deal is.

hockeymom October 27, 2008 at 11:03 pm

[re=151862]Rush[/re]: Huzzah!

Itsjustme October 27, 2008 at 11:03 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: Yesterday I heard a black reverend from Texas say that Obama is a communist. Look him up, Reverend Melvin Johnson from Brazoria.

Then I open my mailbox and a friend has sent a bunch of stuff from Fox Watchers, religious stuff about Obama. Only this time the message is the Supreme Court. What next?

Rodney Badger October 27, 2008 at 11:05 pm

[re=151863]HuskyMescan[/re]: It has not changed since he first started posting 10 years ago. No redesign, nothing.

Itsjustme October 27, 2008 at 11:05 pm

[re=151848]Neilist[/re]: No, I don’t know. “Target Shooting”

Professor McAwesome October 27, 2008 at 11:09 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: I might have seen this on another thread on wonkette but it deserves to reposted even if –

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 11:09 pm

[re=151858]Rodney Badger[/re]: Tell us when you have mastered the use of nouns.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm

[re=151863]HuskyMescan[/re]: Once, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, blogs were nonexistent and we were at the mercy of the MSM to find out what was new in the world.

Then, one day Drudge broke the news that a chubby slut by the name of Mah-Nikka Loo-in-Sky was blowing the Klin-Tone, thereby cementing Drudge’s place in the pantheon of journalistic greats like Walter Cronkite, Jerry Springer and Morton Downey Jr.

The End

HuskyMescan October 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: Oh, don’t watch Foxnews! It does shit to your pineal gland. The effects of rightwing delusion are temporary and reality will slowly fade in.

Watch Barry close this shit:

Oh yeah, and he’s going to win.

azw88 October 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Drudge has the absolutely worst page layout/design on the interwebs!

I had 8th grade special ed students (think trig, just taller) who made better pages, and they were doing raw coding!!!

I mean FUCK drudge, spend some $$ on frontpage or something! or hire a 6th grade to make you pages!!

RobPetrified October 27, 2008 at 11:12 pm

Now how you gonna carve all them letters on the cheek of ONE chubby little teenage girl?
That Drudge boy is, as thay say in Texas, “losin’ it big time.”
I’m assuming, just for the sake of argument, that he ever “had it.”
Don’t forget, there are hundreds of boxer short clad key pounders out there in Bitterland who see him as the Alpha Male.
All right, I’m gonna go be sick now.

j6n October 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Translation: ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod!

Johnny Zhivago October 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm

[re=151806]twoeightnine[/re]: Let me explain… About 1-2% of every visit to a website generates a click on ads. If you get 250,000 views a day, you’ll make around $250,000 a year even if the content of the website is a cat litter box cam and your users are crazy old cat ladies. If your site attracts people advertisers actually want to reach, the haul can be much bigger.

The hard part is getting the 250,000 views a day.

dougbob October 27, 2008 at 11:15 pm

no they are not. you, drudge, on the other hand, ARE wrong.

Worlds End October 27, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Keram2 October 27, 2008 at 11:17 pm

[re=151863]HuskyMescan[/re]: The first time I saw the Drudge Report was in 2003. My high school’s mock trial teacher showed me an article on Drudge’s “site” about how John Kerry had a secret, illegitimate child. I remember thinking that I could never trust a website that used motherfucking Courier font and had an online layout on par with that of the Off Track Betting Gazette Daily Shopper.

The Drudge Report: Internet for Old People.

Johnny Zhivago October 27, 2008 at 11:20 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: My wife spent a few days with coworkers who are all Fox watchers and came home and say “I don’t know where you get this idea that Obama is winning, everyone I talk to says the race is neck and neck and McCain is pulling ahead”.

So it’s not just you.

hockeymom October 27, 2008 at 11:21 pm

[re=151875]HuskyMescan[/re]: Thank you. Thank you.

[re=151872]Professor McAwesome[/re]: OK…that made me laugh. Thank you…I would add to the list, maybe don’t watch the awesome Maddow. She kind of feeds the hysteria/depression thing.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 11:22 pm

[re=151879]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: I see. Lisa, I want to buy your cat litter box cam idea.

Screw it, I think is still available so I can just register it and steal it outright.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 11:27 pm

[re=151884]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: You know, it kinda reminds me of the Iraqi information minister.

Assuming McCain loses, and loses big, my guess is that a lot of those Fox viewers will feel like the Arabs who thought that we were somehow going to have trouble waltzing into Baghdad. The Al Jazeera audience seemed heartbroken when Iraqis started celebrating in the streets and it turned out that many Iraqis actually did not like Saddam.

3-legged Bloodhound October 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: You are the lights you think you see coming at you from behind. If you step back to let you pass, you’ll get by just fine.

S.Luggo October 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm

[re=151884]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Were the coworkers sacrificing small pets at the same time?

ivenson October 27, 2008 at 11:29 pm

I saw this earlier, and as one of the resident comic book nerds on Wonkette, I thought…

Press: President Obama, are we really supposed to believe that this “iron man” is just some body guard that you have hired to defend you from the redneck skinhead hordes?

Obama: You know what? Nah, I AM IRON MAN!

(even better, he could be War Machine because he’s black…but that’ll have to wait for the sequel…and now I’ve alienated all but diehard nerds)

Crosseyed and Painless October 27, 2008 at 11:30 pm

My current favorite Drudge story is “Jury: Sen. Stevens guilty on seven counts.” Jury sure reads like a qualifier there. At least it didn’t say “”guilty” on seven counts.”

Quotation mark overload on my part.

Jim Newell October 27, 2008 at 11:31 pm

[re=151879]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: “If you get 250,000 views a day, you’ll make around $250,000 a year…”

Then why is it that blogs getting 400,000 views a day — HYPOTHETICALLY — make, um, “much less” than that?

naveed October 27, 2008 at 11:34 pm

[re=151747]Hairy Reed[/re]: He was thinking Politburo.

3-legged Bloodhound October 27, 2008 at 11:35 pm

Well, on the brighter side, Drudge does post a picture on his webpage showing us that Palin is still hanging in there. Also, now that a “more realistic” artificial heart has been developed by scientists, the blatantly fake one in Palin’s chest can now be replaced.

Keram2 October 27, 2008 at 11:36 pm

[re=151857]OffTheRecord[/re]: Kentucky? Ouch. As a liberal who grew up in various parts of the midwest and the south, I’ll tell you that once they run you out of town for being a “child of sodom,” there’s always room for one more in Brooklyn.

gjdodger October 27, 2008 at 11:37 pm

[re=151885]hockeymom[/re]: Here’s another option–go here:

This guy is a fire-breathin’, Jeebus-lovin’, right-of-Jerry-Falwell conservative, who also runs a scrupulously fair poll site– recommends him for those who don’t care for Dr. Tanenbaum’s style of leftyism. And electionprojection has called it. For Obama. Without any reservations.

Keram2 October 27, 2008 at 11:39 pm

[re=151898]Jim Newell[/re]:

Step 1: Get 400,000 views a day.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Pro— No. I will not finish this joke. Some one does this joke everyday on this site and it’s no longer funny.

Marquis de Maude October 27, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Totally off topic but probably the best thing i’ve ever seen, well today anyway! EVER! The monkeys name is Hobo at least.

BabyGotMac October 27, 2008 at 11:47 pm

This is how I write if I accidentally take two ambien. :(

j6n October 27, 2008 at 11:49 pm

[re=151904]Keram2[/re]: And yet the quickest way to 400k views has to do with underpants.

3-legged Bloodhound October 27, 2008 at 11:50 pm

[re=151907]Marquis de Maude[/re]: Was that Geoffrey Jellineck?

GrammarCop October 27, 2008 at 11:50 pm

Considering we’re smugly superior lefties and all that blah blah blah … Can we please not get our jollies off by calling Drudge a homo?

A) We’re better than that. The man has enough legitimate faults we should have zero trouble finding cheap shots.
B) As a gay, speaking for every gay everywhere, WE DON’T WANT HIM.

WadISay October 27, 2008 at 11:52 pm

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: Think of Lord of the Rings. The forces of the Dark Lord are many and powerful and their evil is great. Just when it appears all is hopeless, they fall out among themselves. No, this time, the Hobbits will unmake the Ring of Power. Come in, we’ve got your hand, and have a good brew. TV next week will be better viewing, especially Faux.

bhosp October 27, 2008 at 11:53 pm

[re=151914]GrammarCop[/re]: Sorry, if the Blacks can’t unload Condi, you’ve got to keep Gay Indiana Jones.

Snarkfest October 27, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Had a nice, long early morning drive that took us through Lyon County- Nv.
Went past the McCain Campaign office downtown.

The windows were dark – not a soul around but for a very old man waiting for the wife to come out of the doorway of the pharmacy nearby. (at first I thought it was John and Cindy)

Competing with the McCain/Palin signs in the window was a bigger sign that eclipsed them all – an OFFICE FOR LEASE sign…already in place.

j6n October 28, 2008 at 12:01 am


Q2 October 28, 2008 at 12:04 am

[re=151823]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Drudge as the Republican “Radio?”

Styrofoam Boots October 28, 2008 at 12:04 am

Drudge’s website reminds me of the way people who speak in conspiracy theory save old newspapers and bottles of urine.

shortsshortsshorts October 28, 2008 at 12:04 am

Braq Os[re=151865]Itsjustme[/re]: ama iz an Enigmas. You donut understan dis.

3-legged Bloodhound October 28, 2008 at 12:05 am

[re=151914]GrammarCop[/re]: Can we call him a fag?

Chief Grinning Eagle October 28, 2008 at 12:12 am

[re=151930]3-legged Bloodhound[/re]:
Not until he sings “Hat’s off for Larry” from the next stall. . .

Chief Grinning Eagle October 28, 2008 at 12:13 am

[re=151930]3-legged Bloodhound[/re]:
Not until he sings “Hat’s off to Larry” from the next stall. . .

3-legged Bloodhound October 28, 2008 at 12:17 am

So are those Obama’s cheekbones or is he sporting Superfly sideburns?

HuskyMescan October 28, 2008 at 12:22 am

[re=151882]Keram2[/re]: I guess Courier font and a dorky fedora makes him feel like a real journalist. It will be the end of the Drudge Report very soon.

hockeymom October 28, 2008 at 12:24 am

[re=151902]gjdodger[/re]: Thanks for that….it made me so happy that I almost sent the guy twenty-five bucks, then I remembered Obama was going to spread my wealth for me, so I decided to just let the socialistic marxism kick in. He’ll get the money eventually. Right?

donner_froh October 28, 2008 at 12:31 am

[re=151902]gjdodger[/re]: Lovely site–a nice bookend to Same projection on the nationwide popular vote for both.

Keram2 October 28, 2008 at 12:38 am

[re=151910]j6n[/re]: Touche.

wonkthis October 28, 2008 at 12:43 am

@ WithMySFValues: Reminds me of my toilet.

slappypaddy October 28, 2008 at 1:00 am

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: Come on in, h-mom. In through this window here. We’re making hot cocoa, and we have brandy, too. We don’t even have a TV, but we’ve got all kinds of music. You like Glenn Gould, tinklin the ivories? Or maybe some swingin big band, up-tempo snd bright? Keren Ann maybe? Anything you like. Come on in. Your friends are here, we’ve got your back.

sailingthestyx October 28, 2008 at 1:07 am

[re=151902]gjdodger[/re]: thanks for introducing me to the website…good place to go; seems very fair

SisterTruth October 28, 2008 at 1:59 am

[re=151859]S.Luggo[/re]: Oh my gosh, the Obama is Irish song is the cutest thing ever. Hockeymom, listen to it, and it will make you feel better. (As an African American of Irish descent, like a lot of black people, I was kind of moved.) Any way you listen to it, it was adorable.

gurukalehuru October 28, 2008 at 2:02 am

[re=151849]hockeymom[/re]: It’s going to end well. You’re being hysterical. Come in off the ledge.

SisterTruth October 28, 2008 at 2:26 am

hockeymom: You’re not hysterical. This is scary because the dems always screw things up, but this time the repubs screwed up even more so it’s going to be okay. And in the spirit of gurukalehuru’s comment, here’s a little line from Shakespeare in love to cheer you up. Replace theatre business with politics. And replace Nothing with “except to volunteer and to vote”

Philip Henslowe: Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business[of politics]. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
Hugh Fennyman: So what do we do?
Philip Henslowe: Nothing [except to volunteer and to vote.] Strangely enough, it all turns out well.
Hugh Fennyman: How?
Philip Henslowe: I don’t know. It’s a mystery.

shortsshortsshorts October 28, 2008 at 2:40 am

[re=152009]SisterTruth[/re]: I dont want, anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself (in a platonic, good natured and pure way you Nazi) oh. oh oh. I don’t want, anybody else oh no, oh no, oh no.

SisterTruth October 28, 2008 at 2:54 am

shortsshorts: Please do not think of me when you masturbate, you psychotic loser. Leave me alone.

shortsshortsshorts October 28, 2008 at 2:58 am

[re=152027]SisterTruth[/re]: Okay it is almost certain at this point that you are Tony the Tiger, the Gawker terrorist sent to destroy us all.

SisterTruth October 28, 2008 at 3:12 am

shortsshorts: I’m not telling you not to masturbate. I think it’s very healthy, especially for someone like you who must find it very difficult to find a (willing) partner. Just leave me out of it, dear. Also, the Tony the Tiger insult means nothing to me because I’m not part of your club. Sorry, cela ne signifie rien.

shortsshortsshorts October 28, 2008 at 3:25 am

[re=152032]SisterTruth[/re]: Did you know that you are currently engaging a pair of shorts in serious argument for some reason? For that reason alone I hope you find yourself before you vote. Remember Sister, your vote is only a week and a half away.

I bet you’re voting for the white guy, aren’t cha? You betcha you are. So now I will go back to masturbating all over my objects, that are not people, but merely toys that a person as deperate as I am can play with.
The better question is: where the hell did you come from? Are you the internet Messiah? I am confused these days on which Gawd to worship. Maybe you are that guy Nietsche told everyone about? That would be awesome! Imagine the Ubermof right here on Wonkette? Wow. We have all been blessed with an incedible oppurtunity.

Jim Newell October 28, 2008 at 3:27 am

[re=152027]SisterTruth[/re]: I banned you on another thread so please shush here too.

shortsshortsshorts October 28, 2008 at 3:28 am

incredible, austainably awesome, absolutely marvelous, sometimes upsurd, always awesome is what I meant by the whole “incedible” spelling issue.

BobLoblawLawBlog October 28, 2008 at 4:47 am

[re=151763]spontaneousabortion[/re]: Jesus God, yes, I’m with Nate. That cute little lemur-looking motherfucker even has me rooting for the Rays to win the Series, just cause I want him to be right about everything all the time. And because I want him to be happy. Just because.

tremendous October 28, 2008 at 4:49 am

is this a rhetorical question, drudgeywudgey?

Jukesgrrl October 28, 2008 at 5:58 am

Were Drudge and Mann Coulter having sex on the desk again?

OkieHookerinEngland October 28, 2008 at 7:10 am

[re=151975]slappypaddy[/re]: Can I come over too? I has a scared in England.

bitchincamaro October 28, 2008 at 8:56 am

[re=151806]twoeightnine[/re]: ‘Which links are ads? ”

Drudge is the nets version of radio dinosaur, Paul Harvey. I can’t tell the difference between his “reporting” and his “selling”, either.

slappypaddy October 28, 2008 at 9:03 am

[re=152064]OkieHookerinEngland[/re]: We’re sending a high-speed cutter your way, knifing through the waves at this very moment. Hail, Britannia.

Neilist October 28, 2008 at 8:29 pm

[re=152037]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Well, and you buggered up “Nietzsche,” too.

But I only know that because I wasted my junior year at Berkeley wading through the Hoffman translations.

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