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ASHLEY TODD DID IT ALL FOR RON PAUL

CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!

Um, “Digg is totally hijacked by COINTELPRO and Likud party hacks. The best way to stop them is to allow the artificial world from whence they came to collapse,, and don’t bother to feed them when they come begging.” &c. [Ron Paul Forums]


6:16 PM on Mon October 27 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. swarm of bees says at 6:18 pm, October 27th, 2008

    I just read that headline three times and I still have no idea what it means. My brain don’t think so good anymore.

  2. NewSpence says at 6:19 pm, October 27th, 2008

    They’re on to us, but they will never stop us from feeding on delicious gentile baby blood.

  3. JimNewell says at 6:20 pm, October 27th, 2008

    swarm of bees: haha it’s just words thrown together.

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 6:21 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Of course. Paultards, like all crazies, when push comes to shove they always want to blame the Jews.

  5. Roll Fish says at 6:21 pm, October 27th, 2008

    i’m sorry what

  6. Hairy Reed says at 6:22 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Jim Newell: So I was right to have poured some dressing on that word salad? I get it now! Paultards are just schizophrenics off their meds!

  7. JeffGoldblum says at 6:25 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Ohhh, finally, I get it now, 9/11 WAS an inside job after all!

  8. More Ameros, please.

  9. Worlds End says at 6:26 pm, October 27th, 2008

    swarm of bees: It means someone is trying to steal paultards collective gold.

  10. Gopherit says at 6:26 pm, October 27th, 2008

    “The orcs are here, and they have a Digg troll.”

  11. wellspring says at 6:28 pm, October 27th, 2008

    to quote one of the Paultards: “I hate freaking haters.” As do we all, hypocrite, as do we all…

  12. Voyou Charmant says at 6:29 pm, October 27th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: but can you prove they are NOT responsible?

  13. masterdebater says at 6:31 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Ron Paul, the next senator from Alaska?

  14. choom gangster says at 6:31 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Digg and Ron Paul supporters go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Or perhaps it would be more accurate to say that they go together like pee pee and doo doo.

  15. slavojzizek says at 6:32 pm, October 27th, 2008

    The entirety of Ron Paul’s career was one long prelude leading up to Ashley Todd’s effort to discredit the McCain campaign (or the Obama campaign, whichever).

  16. Fringe Element says at 6:35 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Here in my artificial world, otherwise known as New Jersey, we are indeed near collapse. How did the ‘tards know??!! Damn, they are sooo smart. I am begging, beggin to be fed some of those RP nutcakes by COINTELPRO. hahahahahahahahah

  17. Lord BEEF says at 6:39 pm, October 27th, 2008

    I found this article doing a search for “Obama’s Israel Amero Fraud”

  18. Paultards are such paranoid narcissists. The only thing left to blame on Ron Paul is the seemingly inextirpable slime of Paultardistic eogism he left in his path.

  19. american mutt says at 6:42 pm, October 27th, 2008

    once my neighbor found a piece of metal in his tomato sauce so he thought it was a hidden device installed by the scientologists next door. he voted for hillary.

  20. That crazy dude Andy Martin who spread the lie that Hopey is a secret Muslim is now claiming that he was wrong but Hopey is not who we think he is (father Kenyan, mother Kansan) check out this link: http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2008/10/27/the-latest-obama-smear.aspx

  21. swarm of bees: I remember reading a story in high school where he main character was desperately trying to obtain this notebook and the forbidden wisdom written therein. When he finally got hold of it, he said it was all words that made sense individually but were put together in a way that each word canceled out the meaning of the last, like a long string of positive and negative numbers that adds up to zero.

    I used to wonder what that might look like. Now I know.

  22. american mutt says at 6:48 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Dreamer: I’m going to have to check out some of his books. Hell, I’m going to start saying he’s my father.

  23. elcapitan says at 6:48 pm, October 27th, 2008

    slavojzizek: That sounds like the premise of Sirens of Titan

  24. american mutt says at 6:49 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Dreamer: From the TNR forum: How is that a smear?

  25. Basement for Internet for Hopeless Man-Children for Ron Paul Supporters for Ron Paul Forums for Ron Paul for President for Great Victory. Click to Digg, hit back button, click again!

  26. Paultards are the worst manifestation of the nihilist anarchical fringe elements: they see themselves as the core of relevance and the foundation of societal structure whilst they practice radical ideology in complete ignorance of just how precipitously their ideas, put into action, would corrode any semblance of modern day civilization.

    Plus their dumb.

  27. Worlds End says at 6:57 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Dreamer: Hannity will be all over that.

  28. edgydrifter says at 6:58 pm, October 27th, 2008

    slavojzizek: Right on, brother. That’s exactly how I see it, too. They’ve been planning this for years.

  29. american mutt says at 6:58 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Monkey: I don’t know. excluding their paranoia and extreme free market utopia ideals, I think they have some good ideas. like destroying the RNC. I like that.

  30. elcapitan: I love that book. Venus was my favorite part. Or was it Mercury?

  31. Silly Paultards, troll don’t dig, they hide under bridges. Orcs and Sleestacks must be diggers.

  32. american mutt: I was thinking the same thing. When I read that I went to Wikipidia and checked Frank Marshall Davis - he is wonderful! I was thinking Hopey would have been better off if that dude was his father.

    american mutt: For the small minded wingnuts it is a smear. He was investigated by the House Un-American Activities Committee for his alleged links with the Communist Party.

  33. A. J. Ayer says at 7:03 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Monkey: So true. What would the world do without the US policing it?

  34. american mutt: True. Though Hitler had some good ideas too, but I wouldn’t adopt his overall agenda.

  35. edgydrifter says at 7:04 pm, October 27th, 2008

    american mutt: I like blimps.

  36. A. J. Ayer: Be a lot happier?

  37. Worlds End: Headline: Obama’s Communist Heritage - Jim maybe you should beat Hannity.

  38. golliwog says at 7:07 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Jesse Ventura called. He wants his guns back.

  39. I’m a proud member of the “bury brigade”

    I think Alex Jones personally quoted my digg login name or something.

  40. A. J. Ayer says at 7:08 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Monkey: hmmm that sounds like Paultard talk.

    But touche on the Hitler point: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1196#comic

  41. A. J. Ayer: Ha ha! Where does one find this stuff?

  42. Deepthroat says at 7:14 pm, October 27th, 2008

    i am scared and confused by this post

  43. A. J. Ayer: Don’t beat on paultards and Alex Jones folks. A colleague of mine is a major follower and he is a clinician. He actually provides counselling to people who are dealing with mental health issues. I often worry about his clients.

  44. Deepthroat says at 7:22 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Chuck Baldwin: The Other White Tard

  45. american mutt says at 7:26 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Monkey: Oh no. You pulled the Hitler reference…

    You know who else was a mammal? Hitler.

  46. FunkyPalmettoBug says at 7:54 pm, October 27th, 2008

    I’ve read the posts 4 times and still can’t figure out what the blue fuck what they’re saying? Do I need some moron decoder ring, or stand under some high voltage transmission power line while I read it?

  47. CreationSchwarzkopfPalin says at 8:25 pm, October 27th, 2008

    Ellwyyn Twinkleberger! Blow thy horn and summon the elvish hordes to Rivendale!!!

  48. After Hitler and Himmler massacred Rohm and the Brownshirts in (36?), William Shirer wrote that it marked a watershed, the end of extremism in Germany. People really wanted him to work out as a leader, because they loved his Hugo Boss uniforms and Mercedes limos so much.

    And I’m pretty confident that Google and all the other demographics crunchers on the Interwebs are totally able to compensate for all the click/repeating/number-pushing stuff no problem. They can probably tell which items are gonna attract such attention before they’re even posted.

  49. Neon Trotsky says at 8:47 pm, October 27th, 2008

    CreationSchwarzkopfPalin: Lord Ron Paul awaits with his dwarven followers at the Mines of Moria with the golden ring that will slay the Dark Lord Fiat Currency…

  50. Neon Trotsky says at 8:50 pm, October 27th, 2008

    “…Likud party hacks

    But the Likud party isn’t active in the United States, unless…oh no…Joe Lieberman is responsible for Ashley Todd!

  51. Blue Line says at 9:25 pm, October 27th, 2008

    I’ve had a few beers, but…what??

  52. Under Ron Paul’s health plan, you’re allowed to deduct your tinfoil hat as a medical expense.

  53. Whenever I think of how scary Ron Paul supporters are, I like to take solace in the fact that on election day most of them will still be to paranoid to leave their bunkers.

  54. FunkyPalmettoBug says at 11:26 pm, October 27th, 2008

    snig: Under Ron Paul’s health plan, you’re required to sit on a working dehumidifier for 3 hours a day.

  55. Sabre_Justice says at 11:27 pm, October 27th, 2008

    This isn’t the dumbest thing, actually. Since Todd was a former Paultard, if RP gets tied to the B hoax they can kiss any illusions of a chance to get elected goodbye.

  56. Monkey: That’s true… Volkswagen was a Hitler led concept to produce cars for the masses. Cheap and easy to build and maintain.

  57. themightysea says at 1:17 am, October 28th, 2008

    elcapitan: S of T = fantastic, ignored book. Love.

    Can someone who is familiar with the traditions of the internets please explain this post to me? I have no idea what’s going on.

  58. Chief Grinning Eagle says at 1:48 am, October 28th, 2008

    azw88:
    And the electric windows work like shit on the more expensive water cooled new ones.

  59. I approve of the Ron Paul movement, because it gives them all something to do, otherwise they’d all be trying on lipstick and muscle tees.

  60. A Geek Tragedy says at 10:55 am, October 28th, 2008

    Ron Paul’s wingnut frontier barber-surgeon club think Barry is using hypnosis.
    http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=778
    http://www.aapsonline.org/newsoftheday/0089

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