Race War Plan: Murder 102 Random Black People and Die Trying To Kill Obama

But what do the psychotic racists do when they gethomefrom Sarah Palin klan rallies? They plot a race war, which starts with the robbery of a gun store, and then a massacre at a school in a black neighborhood in Tennessee, where 88 black people would be shot to death, and 14 would be decapitated. "The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community," the Associated Press says. Uh, sure.

After the school massacre, the race warriors would go on a "national killing spree," according to the ATF's Jim Cavanaugh in Nashville, which would end in a failed attempt to assassinate Barack Obama. Really, the failed attempt was part of the plan.

"They said that would be their last, final act -- that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."

Okay, enough fun for now. Your editor is going to visit the gun shop again.

 Skinhead assassination plot against Obama foiled by ATF [AP/ABC 4]