Congressman's Old Spokesman Beats Up Reporter With Cane!

So here's a terrible thing to happen one week before one's re-election bid: a CANING caught on video! This choppy video is produced by a staffer for Judy Feder, the Democrat challenging Republican Rep. Frank Wolf in Virginia. The staffer is an annoying twit who gets in the face of Wolf and his little lady in some coffee shop or other. Then there's a THWAP, and the staffer cries like a baby, and then another THWAP outside. As everyone knows, "THWAP" is the sound you hear when an 83-year-old campaign spokesperson strikes a young liberal whippersnapper with his cane. Until now, this sound had not been heard since the mid-19th century. [ Washington Post , Raising Kaine ]