ROGUE DINGBATS  3:03 pm October 27, 2008

Rogue Sarah Palin Called Liar By McCain Campaign

by Ken Layne

Back to Wasilla, loser.Ha ha ha, is there any chance McCain could still drop this grandstanding moron and pick Romney or somebody, er, less stupid and embarrassing? Sarah Palin just said, on the record, that the $150,000 clothes aren’t hers. “Those clothes, they are not my property.” And then a senior adviser on the McCain campaign tells CNN that Palin’s lies “were not the remarks we sent to her plane this morning.” [Ben Smith/CNN]

 

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shortsshortsshorts October 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Uh, so what were the remarks they sent her?

rambone October 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Perhaps we should reconsider the social utility of the mavericky quality those two are always going on about. I’m thinking coloring inside the lines might be helpful sometimes.

OhWhyOhio October 27, 2008 at 3:07 pm

The schadenfreude is so delicious I may have to skip my next meal – it’s spoiling my dinner.

AnnieGetYourFun October 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

He wanted a maverick, he got a maverick.

Internally valid October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Romney? Ken, do you remember Romney? Sure Palin is a fail, but really, Mittens would only be slightly less embarrassing. Plus he’d be all Mormony. He really needed to pick that one really great republican politician . . . who was that again? Oh, it will come to me.

SayItWithWookies October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

She just meant that the Treasury Dept. has nationalized her assets. Now her $150,000 wardrobe belongs to the people.

astroprofeddie October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

She looks like she is speaking parsel tongue in that picture

freakishlystrong October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Isn’t “Rogue” like all “Mavricky”?

bitchincamaro October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

It’s in the campaign’s best interest to keep the MSM focused on the stolen wardrobe so as divert their attention from their upcoming efforts to steal the election. In that effort, Palin is totally on message.

TommySez October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

“Obama is a Muslin Commie who wants to take your guns, knock-up your daughters, then force them to have abortions at gun-point.”

Just the usual.

StripesAndPlaids October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Sarah Palin is just like the rest of us! I have this problem at work too! My uniforms belong to McDonald’s, not to me. So suck it you liberal elitists. And…can I supersize that for you?

Tommy Says Soooo October 27, 2008 at 3:10 pm

The stains on said clothing count as a donation that SP may deduct from her taxes.

slappypaddy October 27, 2008 at 3:11 pm

My clothes are not my property. They are all purchased with credit cards, and belong to the Bank of America. I plan on donating them to charity as soon as they wear out.

AnnieGetYourFun October 27, 2008 at 3:11 pm

[re=150744]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I wuv you.

strudelganger October 27, 2008 at 3:11 pm

I wish that he had picked someone slightly less obviously awful, like Mittens, so that they wouldn’t have such an obvious scapegoat for their expected monumental unequivocal FAIL coming up (knock on wood).

Giant Robot October 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Remarks sent by boat to her plane… d’oh!!

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Haha – they have to send her remarks. But sure, us libruls are sexist. God, I don’t believe in you so much, but please eradicate the GOP scourge. Maybe even on a Sunday, like a MAVERICK.

Anyway – I’ll disagree with Mister Layne here slightly: I do not agree that Mittens Romney is less dumb or embarrassing than Palin. They’re tied.

PengIn October 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm

I’m pretty sure this is all just a ploy to get Palin to spend the last week campaigning in a bikini.

TeddyS October 27, 2008 at 3:13 pm

You people running the McCain campaign quit being mean. Let Sarah be Sarah. Let her dress in rags and do her own makeup so she can write a backward B on her cheek with the lipstick she normally shares with her pig, Zamboni. We SO want Caribou Barbie to be the new standard bearer of the Republican Party.

JoeFannyPack October 27, 2008 at 3:14 pm

How long until a “family emergency” or “personal issue” precludes Palin from continuing to be on the ticket?

bearbait October 27, 2008 at 3:14 pm

[re=150743]Internally valid[/re]: Lieberman?

pondscum October 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm

[re=150761]PengIn[/re]: A confederate flag bikini…

Texan Bulldoggette October 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Hmmm….someone “less stupid & embarrassing”. Let’s just whip out the phone book, shall we? Anyone in the As would probably work.

Hamster October 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm

They should have sent a missle to her plane instead of “remarks”.

JeffGoldblum October 27, 2008 at 3:15 pm

[re=150760]magic titty[/re]: At least Mittens is appropriately rich to be on a GOP ticket. What’s Palin worth, like 2 mil tops? It’s a damn shame, really.

liberaltruthsayer October 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm

M is for makeup ($5000 worth)
A is for artist ($22,000 for two weeks work)
V is for vetting (epic fail!)
E is for eating crow. Enjoy reputhuglicans! NOM!
R is for going rogue.
I is for I can’t wait for election day.
C is for what McCain is surely muttering every time he hears her name mentioned.
K is for killing the ticket.

Thanks you mavericky mavericks!!!

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

[re=150743]Internally valid[/re]: Goldwater!

whiteasasheet October 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

I’m with shortsshortsetc. What the hell did they want her to say? And was it THIS morning they finally got their shit together to have a coordinated talking point on this to send to her? And, lastly and most importantly, isn’t this thing a hoot?! It’s the gaffe that keeps on gaffing.

JGB October 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

[re=150763]JoeFannyPack[/re]: as soon as the ADN breaks the Trig story.

One Yield Regular October 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm

“Madame Vice President, the people have no winter coats.”

“Let them wear Chanel.”

blader October 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Uh oh, it looks like Frankensarah has escaped from the castle!

Doglessliberal October 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm

[re=150744]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Can we choose which parts we want? You could not pay me to take the red leather 1980s-style jacket, but the black boots, I would wear.

Woodwards Friend October 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm

Well in fairness to Palin, the McCain campaign forget to spell out the big words phonetically so the prepared remarks were useless to her.

Doglessliberal October 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm

[re=150760]magic titty[/re]: and at least we can ask Mittens questions without being sexists. (the latest horrible sexist attack is about her clothes, apparently:

“The Alaska governor was introduced yesterday at a Tampa rally by ‘The View’s’ Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who called coverage of the $150,000 wardrobe flap ‘deliberately sexist.’” ]

WadISay October 27, 2008 at 3:25 pm

I hope Obama adds this to his speech Wednesday: “John McCain commander-in-chief and leader of the free world? Puh-leeze, he can’t even keep his bitchz in line.” (gay hand flip)

natoslug October 27, 2008 at 3:26 pm

[re=150743]Internally valid[/re]: Sure he’s dead, but considering the hard-on every Republican has for him, why not run Reagan as the nominee in 2012? Death cancels that whole term limit thing, doesn’t it? With Romney as the VP, it can be Zombie/Romney ’12!

Internally valid October 27, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=150771]magic titty[/re]: Yes. Though I’m 27, I pretend to remember Goldwater fondly . . . I’m not entirely sure why, but I hear he didn’t hate teh gheys or teh blacks, so, you know, that’s good.

ronaldpagan October 27, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=150743]Internally valid[/re]: Wurzelbacher

Hopey dont play that game October 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Thank God Sarah had the good sense to turn down McCain’s socialist “clothes redistribution plan”. Jesus asked her to keep the clothing (because the thriller jacket protects her against witches) so this may look like a contradiction to you Elistist book-lover types.

stygg October 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm

If I had to take a guess, her real clothes from Sarah’s favorite consignment shop in Anchorage probably consist of a lot of ‘mom’ jeans and sweaters with reindeer on them. However, in my mind, under those dowdy Alaska-lady duds, she is wearing really trashy lingerie.

thejames October 27, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Oh hell it is SO much fun watching the McCain campaign crash and burn.

vintageways October 27, 2008 at 3:31 pm

[re=150743]Internally valid[/re]: 2000 McCain?

Internally valid October 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm

[re=150795]natoslug[/re]: Lewis Black beat you to the punch on the zombie Reagan thing. But is America ready for a zombie president?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r3laskyY9k

swarm of bees October 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Dear lord! Next thing you know the official McCain campaign memorandum re: Palin will be, “Who? What? Her? Um, never seen her before in my life.”

Iggy Plop October 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm

well, they could always try reverse psychology.

answerbird October 27, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Hey she better watch her back. She fired her police chief because he was a rouge. That would be the ultimate Walnuts stunt – claim he made a huge mistake and put Romney on the ticket. He is good with that Derivatives shit and he can afford his own make-up and hair cuts.

hockeymom October 27, 2008 at 3:35 pm

[re=150804]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: I think “socialism” was last week’s word. The meme this week is “marxist”.

Get with the program.
Or pogram, considering the source.

AliBabaInBA October 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Hi Kids! Been awhile.
Just a thought, but once Grumpy Gramps realizes for himself that he’s piloting another crash, I kinda think he’s gonna make sure Pale-in goes down with it.
Maybe it’s more of wish . . .

President Beeblebrox October 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=150763]JoeFannyPack[/re]: I’d say that’ll happen in about, oh, 9 days or so.

Vewol Mevemont October 27, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Oh Sarah, you can’t undigest a turd. Once you shit it out, it’s never going to be edible again.

StrangelyBrown October 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm

[re=150828]hockeymom[/re]: Wake me when they get to Luxemburgism.

PentagonBookkeeper October 27, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Do they make wax figures for the Rogues Gallery? The big money wardrobe could be on display, and all proceeds could go to prosthetics for all the maimed Iraqi victims of our shock and awe shucks.
McCain, Plastic Cindy and Maverick Barbie could just stand there forever and ever.

Min October 27, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Liar, liar, extremely expensive designer pants on fire.

magic titty October 27, 2008 at 3:47 pm

[re=150790]Doglessliberal[/re]: Elizabeth Hassleback is a vapid twit born with a silver spoon in her mouth. The only thing ‘Average Joe’ about her is her intelligence.

[re=150798]Internally valid[/re]: I’m not much older than you, but I agree. Weirdly he was crushed in ’64 by LBJ’s vicious warmongering. Haha, people from Texas are CRAZY.

[re=150769]JeffGoldblum[/re]: Yes, I believe at 2M, she is of ‘frugal’ means.

hockeymom October 27, 2008 at 3:48 pm

[re=150847]StrangelyBrown[/re]: well, studies do show that Luxemburgites/Luxembergers (?) consume the most alcohol, so Luxemburgism could be a winning strategy.
That, and the low unemployment rate.
And the pretty, pretty castles.

I demand more Luxenburgism!

PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 3:54 pm

“Those clothes, they are not my property. Just like the lighting and the staging and everything else that the RNC purchased, I’m not taking them with me.” – Sarah Palin

Translation: “Much like the lighting and staging, I am a cheap political prop, an empty mannequin that is filled up daily with incendiary talking points designed to distract people’s attention away from their growling stomachs and copious amounts of tears streaming down their faces as they watch the repo men confiscate their worldly possessions. Every day, obscenely expensive but modest clothes are wrapped around my body by cartoon bluebirds in an effort to portray me as possessing a repressed, prudish sexuality that appeals to the sexually frustrated Republican base. It’s all done with the hope that crude men will vote with their erections and their dull, submissive women will want to emulate me in order to benefit from those same erections. As a former beauty queen, I am well versed in how to subconsciously appeal to the basest instincts of the reptilian brain, and the political theater allows me to add feelings of fear and hatred, as well as sexual desire, to my repertoire. It is unfortunate that these tactics were discovered publicly, and while I will say whatever I have to to disown these cheap political tricks, I would not stop the psychodrama any more than I would slice off my own face with a rusty scalpel.”

Gopherit October 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm

Haha!! Cough up the $50K of taxes, you mavricky rogue, you!

Deepthroat October 27, 2008 at 3:57 pm

does Diva trump Maverick?

Doglessliberal October 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm

[re=150867]magic titty[/re]: and I love that someone who got famous by running around half-naked on a reality show and then by marrying a football player trumpets “sexism”. Right, honey, only when you don’t like the perks it is bringing.

LBOtomist October 27, 2008 at 4:06 pm

[re=150887]PoliTacky[/re]: Was that really the quote? God, I wish she would hurry up with the not taking it with her part. To quote the great cultural philospher Rik James (as adapted by Dave Chappelle) – The milks gone bad bitchez.

problemwithcaring October 27, 2008 at 4:08 pm

[re=150909]Doglessliberal[/re]: And parlayed that a job on an all-woman talkshow…

PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 4:14 pm
PoliTacky October 27, 2008 at 4:22 pm

Oh, looky here:

http://www.eisenstadtgroup.com/2008/10/24/rnc-paid-for-a-spray-on-tan-for-sarah-palin-too/

RNC also maybe-allegedly-possibly-hopefully paid for Palin to get a $900. spray-on tan! I guess she couldn’t realistically schlep the tanning bed from the Gov.’s mansion on the road, though, and nobody wanted 2 pasty freaks on the trail…

lawrenceofthedesert October 27, 2008 at 4:36 pm

How could she deliver prepared remarks and still be a maverick? It’s the Catch 22 word of the entire debacle — a euphemism for “clueless.” What party are she and McCain’t representing? It certainly isn’t the GOP of Ike, TR and Lincoln; it’s sort of the Wayne’s World party, as far as I can figure.

natoslug October 27, 2008 at 5:17 pm

[re=150817]Internally valid[/re]: Damn him! And he was funnier, too. He stole my idea by thinking of it first, the bastard.

Borat October 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm

This is like a schoolyard argument. Who can call the other side a liar more. TIMES infinity. TIMES infinity +1!!

Borat October 27, 2008 at 6:05 pm

So Bible Spice, How do you intend on paying for that makeup bill and/or reporting it on your taxes. Or does your makeup not belong to you too?

(now that I’m thinking about it…can you imagine the Starbursts associated with proles thinking about her not owning her panties??? Oh, if only they were sold on eBay…)

SuperStarr October 27, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Just me, or was anyone else thinking that although helping special needs kids is a wonderful idea, vouchers for private schools won’t, uh, work? Like why be a private school anyway if you have to admit just anyone? It’s just sad.

LuckyJim October 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm

SNARK FUEL \E . . . . . F Damn you, Palin!

LuckyJim October 27, 2008 at 10:37 pm

(let me make that prettier…)

SNARK FUEL

\E . . . . . F

Damn you, Palin!!

palmerdawg October 30, 2008 at 4:52 am

[re=151833]LuckyJim[/re]: Palin’s a snarkfest.

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