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Silent Debate: Who Will Win?

by Ken Layne  1:59 pm October 27, 2008


Hey, what is that Harry Shearer up to now? This damned thing, is what! [Harry Shearer]

{ 44 comments }

grendel October 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Damn you and your elitist youtubes!

Yaybuls October 27, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Shearer= One of America’s greatest voices, (literally, just listen to the timbre and tone of it).

Gopherit October 27, 2008 at 2:04 pm

This would have saved me a savage hangover.

cal October 27, 2008 at 2:06 pm

So that must be the sound of silence.

blader October 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm

I’m switching my vote to McGrommits.

Nothing against the negro. But McCain’s tea drinking style, with a pinky firmly touching the cup, just inspires the sort of confidence I look for in a leader.

Hairy Reed October 27, 2008 at 2:10 pm

Wait–what just happened?

NoWireHangers October 27, 2008 at 2:12 pm

Barry just looks so smiley and sexy when he’s silent. The man can do no wrong!

Styrofoam Boots October 27, 2008 at 2:12 pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

slackdaemon October 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Harry Shearer, still not funny, after all these years…

Sussemilch October 27, 2008 at 2:13 pm

Well, Omaba’s side was a little empty, but McCain was simply vacuous.

Worlds End October 27, 2008 at 2:14 pm

walnuts just used air quotes again.

GlennBecksTaint October 27, 2008 at 2:14 pm

From Spinal Tap to Mr. Burns, Harry Shearer lives the good life.

3dollarbill October 27, 2008 at 2:15 pm

[re=150652]blader[/re]: nothing sez “maverick” like drinking tea in the same style as all those bridge club ladies to be found in the original “manchurian candidate”

Anonymous Office Zombie October 27, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Very Space Ghost Coast to Coast. All it needed were the cut-aways to Zorak and that weird humming noise.

Not_So_Much October 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Walnuts just sitting there reading the sports page makes him seem almost human.

rmontcal October 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm

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RadioFreeBabylon October 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Brokaw picking lint off his leg is a great metaphor for Brokaw has linty legs.

Texan Bulldoggette October 27, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Can we get Fox News Channel to convert to this format?

SelfDeprecatingFed October 27, 2008 at 2:24 pm

I want the last 4 minutes of my life back.

Special Agent Jack Mehoff October 27, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Obama was clearly more attentive to being silent. McCain looked like he was phoning it in with his paper reading and his tea/coffee drinking.

McCainsThirdNipple October 27, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I must say, this was McCain’s best debate performance. He really spoke to me when he said nothing. And when he was silent, that really hit home. Obama never seemed to have a reply to anything McCain didn’t say.

Chief Grinning Eagle October 27, 2008 at 2:33 pm

My friend Russ Grazier died on the Forrestal on July 29th 1967. I learned that he was “Joe the Electrician” in the Navy from one of the memorial pages. His favorite expression when I knew him was “when in danger when in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.”

McCain’s favorite expression must have been “Daddy get me out of this mess.”

Wreck planes? He was just praaaaacticing.
You know – to get to Carnegie Hall.

The Cold Sea October 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm

John McCain thinking
Why did I listen to Schmidt
Should have picked Romney

swarm of bees October 27, 2008 at 2:48 pm

When Walnuts! sat there silently, swallowing, you could see his under chin/neck area puff out like a frog. I feel sick…

lazynamepicker October 27, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Off the subject, but OMG! OBAMA STOLE CHRISTMAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doChINcDTJU&feature=channel

Internally valid October 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm

I’d say on substance it was a tie. Maybe McCain won narrowly on points. Nobody scored a knock-out blow, really. Which is to say that there was no buzzer-beating, Ussain Bolt type run-up-the-score home runs. But I think in the end, a tie goes to the runner and clearly Obama is the faster runner here.

But, perhaps the most interesting part of the debate may have been when McCain read the sports page. That was clearly an attempt to appeal to the regular-Joe-six-plumbers of America. And I think it just might work. We’ll have to wait and see how that plays out in our focus group of undecided chubby white racists.

Tommy Says Soooo October 27, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Strangely, 25 undecided Columbus voters who expressed the wish that the candidates would just shut the f*** up are still undecided.

shortsshortsshorts October 27, 2008 at 2:53 pm

If only Joe Biden could follow this example.

Lemming Caution October 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm

is it just me, or does Senator McCain have terrifying pitch-black shark eyes? I had not noticed this before.

President X October 27, 2008 at 2:55 pm

Harry Shearer is no vampire – he looks older and older every year!

bitchincamaro October 27, 2008 at 3:00 pm

I call foul! Walnuts was farting the whole time.

rambone October 27, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Obama won hands down. The Luo tribesman are renowned for their ability to silently sneak up on prey.

WadISay October 27, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Mike Gravel’s putdown of both these guys was perfect.

Condiments-Only Diet October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Snore. I couldn’t get through it. Is my attention deficient?

sublicon October 27, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Bwahahaha

tednugentslover October 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

McCain’s neck looks almost exactly like my scrotum.

Which makes me think I need to Botox my scrotum.

East of Sweden October 27, 2008 at 3:21 pm
DoktorZoom October 27, 2008 at 3:24 pm

As usual, a Harry Shearer bit is about 40% longer than it really needs to be.

Mr Blifil October 27, 2008 at 3:29 pm

That was pure art. Of course I just sat through the documentary on Zidane and liked it, so what the fuck do I know?

Tra October 27, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Poor Harry Shearer. He really looks old. Is he a chain-smoker or something?

bluebrazos October 27, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=150773]tednugentslover[/re]: epic win

d4g33z October 27, 2008 at 7:20 pm

O brave new world, that has such people in it…

‘Nuff not said.

PeteJayhawk v2.0 October 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm

[re=150657]slackdaemon[/re]: Earlier this year on a business trip to Chicago, I caught Shearer’s “Le Show” for the first time, on WBEZ. I listened for a while because hey, Harry Shearer might be funny.

Nope. Holy crap it was uncomfortably unfunny. I went online when I got home to learn more about this radio abortion – apparently he’s been doing that crap for over 20 years? The entire show seems like a tribute to Shearer, by Shearer. Like he thinks he’s genius.

LuckyJim October 27, 2008 at 10:31 pm

I don’t know what you’re talking about – this is comedy GOLD!

Granted, the fact that Shearer’s default voice is Whelan Smithers is somewhat disconcerting…

GOLD!

(cough)

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