“Well Tom Brokaw, heh, I’m disappointed about Colin Powell endorsing that Democrat, but I have FIVE Secretary of States in my pocket too, nyah nyah, and good ones at that — Henry Kissinger, Jim Baker, Larry Eagleburger… Al Haig… heh heh… uhhhhhhhhhhhh… you ever met Al, Tom?… fuck… Tom Brokaw was the fifth… no no no not Brokaw, he’s just some plumber I met in Ohio… fuck… seriously fuck my life… Colin Powell was the fif… oh no he endorsed Bono… was it Bono endorsed me?… who Bono is I have no clue whatsoever… Ah yes, Barack Obama was the fifth Secretary of State to endorse me, to answer your question Mr. Cronkite.” [YouTube/TPM]
DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREEN SEE THIS
October 26, 2008
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Whee! Weekend Wonkette!
Yeah, take a long nap on a short bus.
I’d be more impressed if he had FIVE AND A HALF secretary of states with him. But who would be the 1/2.
I actually think Powell (or Condoleeeeezza) would have counted as 1/2 seeing as what they’ve done for America
What the hell? Who’s making you guys work so hard on a Sunday? Is this 10-days-til-Election overtime or something?
*leaves teevee studio*
*flies home*
*gets out aeroplane, greeted by robotwife*
*takes limo to one of the houses*
*puts on “Sands of Iwo Jima”*
*falls asleep*
GEORGE SCHULTZ, that’s the man who draws that cartoon dog I like so much.
hahaha oh my god i love you mr newell. john mccain’s internal monologue is just a great thing to ponder
he was really pretty dreadful throughout that horribly uncomfortable interview, but this moment was the pearl…he also talked about his 96 year old mother and all i could think was that some enterprising journalist needs to find that woman and interview her, right now, today, because it would be fantastic
he’s senile. no: he’s exhausted.
go for this, walnuts! http://www.dextro-energy.com/index.asp?referer=yes
Did anyone catch the part where he said “Joe the Biden?” Gold.
At what point does Schmidt just throw in the towel?
This has become embarrassing.
Oh, shit! I just figured out the October surprise! Sympathy vote!
“We’ve got him right where we want him, my friends.”
He’s been playing the sympathy card all his life.
This is just sad.
TBS had on a Matlock marathon last night. Gampy was up ’til 10:30!!
wait what did he say about retired fags endorsing him?
[re=149751]lazynamepicker[/re]: I think they are doing it to themselves, which is soooooooo unAmerican, I mean communist, I mean I heart Wonkette and all the subsidiaries thereof.
I am PISSED. I assumed that, as usual, we would be left to post on one crappy story, updating the news ourselves all weekend long. SO I didn’t check in. And this is the weekend our editors decide that hey- there’s this election thingy happening, and maybe Monday morning is just one news cycle too far removed to catch up. Ya think?! Gawd- I could have been reading snark all weekend. But nooooo, I end up visiting with family and friends, getting exercise in the fresh air, and catching up on housework. Thanks for nothing you editorial bastards.
@wonkette
btw: thx 4 working on the weekend. socialist europe (sweden!!!) and especially commie-germany (our chancellorette is FROM EASTERN GERMANY, ya know? thus she grew up on the wrong side of the iron curtain…) needs you!
I love the sound of Brokjaw just shuffling through his papers while McCain just starts talking to himself as if he were trying to remember where he left his damn keys
Walnuts would have had more dignity if he sang “The old grey mare ain’t what she used to be” with his pants around his ankles.
hahaha! Where’s my jell-o!
[re=149774]irisheyes[/re]: Come play on the chat room irish.
Ummmm, I think germanchriz RUINED my post due to his precious winky eye!
I said: I love the sound of Brokjaw just shuffling through his papers while McCain just starts talking to himself as if he were trying to remember where he left his damn keys
Walnuts would have called brother Joe for a lifeline, but he was on teh socialist 911 complaining about being stuck in traffic during the Marine Corps Marathon.
Bill Ayers should so endorse McCain.
[re=149776]Deepthroat[/re]: Keys? I can’t believe he’s still allowed to drive.
Shit. Now I just feel bad for him. He should be nestled in between the soft, billowy folds of a lay-z-boy recliner right now, sipping scotch and telling his grandchildren boring, pointless, long-winded war stories like any other 72 year old man in America does. Not slowly, painfully, and laboriously watching ALL HIS DREAMS DIE with all these electoral college maps of conservo-despair.
Meh.
George Schultz, at once admirable and forgettable.
My grandfather used to expose himself with great regularity to family, friends, and complete strangers. I wouldn’t vote for him either.
..and…uhhh….That One!
Haha! You guys watched this nonsense instead of FNS, where Karl Rove essentially spent 10 minutes of airtime giving up, then blaming the campaign on the people in the campaign who are blaming the other people in the campaign before the campaign is over. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
[re=149781]Deepthroat[/re]: did i? oops! didn’t mean that. but, hence, no: now u posted it twice. feeling sorry 4 that, too – ch.
talking about media & politics: the german public teevee just airs “good night and good luck”. if only michelle bachmann could watch. (and understand – by any possible meanings…)
[re=149796]germanchriz[/re]: its ok because i find your avatar picture intriguing
I liked this part of MTP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRh9Bz2yv5E at 6:35 in, where Walnuts! justifies his buyout plan for bad mortgages claiming that it was done before during the Great Depression.
Brokaw then reminds Walnuts! that the Republicans called the buyouts socialism at the time of the Great Depression, at which point Walnuts! seems to lapse into one of his fugue states because he forgot his Alzheimer’s medication again. He then has to basically admit that socialism is sometimes good for the nation. Poor fellow . . .
The sad thing is that this wouldn’t have that terrible of a blunder if he just said the names he remembered and allowed Brokaw to move on. But Walnuts has to demonstrate that his mind is just as sharp as ever.
[re=149800]rambone[/re]: all in all it was a big ‘ol clusterfuck going on up in Walnuts head…
What is up with the freaking sharpie! It seems to have been overlooked by the in the tank media, but it’s downright disturbing…
Why a sharpie? It sucks to write with on paper, and I bet he’s ruined a few white-boards in the senate office building by writing his venn diagrams with his sharpie.
Also, is this the same one he’s used throughout the campaign? Did he use it to write messages on the wall in the Hanoi Hilton or something? Does he have a supply of them on the Straight-talk express? Or does he have some sort of rider like Celine Dion or the Foo Fighters for Pellegrino, a case of local beer, pipe-and-drape, a pool table, and a case of sharpies?
Anyhow, it’s downright odd. My son has a Thomas-the-Tank-Engine he takes with him wherever he goes…
[re=149787]ponies![/re]: Agreed. I have trouble remembering my middle name sometimes. And darn you, now I want some Scotch.
[re=149762]DeezTruckNutz[/re]: he said “senator joe the biden” at whatever rally he was at after this.
also, also, also, he held the whole rally(or what i saw of ti anyway) in the dark because they didnt pay the light bill, srsly.
[re=149805]DeathOfIrony[/re]: Maybe it’s an homage to Dole the Bob?
[re=149762]DeezTruckNutz[/re]: Yeah i heard it i thought i was the only one earlier.
[re=149799]Deepthroat[/re]: wanna c it full screen?
(is there a way 2 enlarge the avatar pics? of so: what way?)
Great stuff, Jim the Blogger!
But the real shock for me was realizing that Alexander Haig is still alive.
I know nuuh-thing!
Actually, is McFail gonna decriminalize drugs like Schultz has advocated? He is, according to Walnut!, one of the greatest secretaries of state evah!
[re=149817]Delicious[/re]: holy shit stroker ace
i know nuuh-thing im only the messanger
Jim’s post for this came at 7:52 on Sunday – just when Andy Rooney comes on. Do you have something against old people??
[re=149805]DeathOfIrony[/re]:
Re: the damn Sharpie:
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/05/29/political-pictures-john-mccain-sharpie-clay-tablets/
Also, just cause, “what the fuck? Can I get that framed?”:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_3q8VCkKxlWI/R-h5_lRPujI/AAAAAAAAABc/Wp60kCSUa3Q/s1600-h/JSM%2BPotato%2BHead.jpg
[re=149827]Deepthroat[/re]: I raise you these picture of mccain.
Worst mccain photo ever http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/worstmccainphoto.jpg
Rally http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/mccainexcitementmc7.jpg
HA HA! It’s diabeetus and oatmeal commercials from here on out for you.
all he needs to remember is DIEBOLD.
“Elect an Old Man…Make His Day”. You know, that might have worked, pre-Palin if he was going to be followed after an “untimely death” by Mittens or some such. Now, it’s just tragic. This mix of Lear and Grandpa Simpson is sad. Poor Brokaw, having to give up his Sundays to muddle through this crap. I’m surprised he didn’t just call in Gregory half way through.
There is some guy named “Rove” – not sure if you ever heard of him, but he tends to be bitter about alot. This is what he said today:
“Rove forecast that Virginia, Colorado, Indiana and Ohio would go Obama’s way and that McCain has to win back those states and dominate the remaining battleground states “
[re=149834]demian[/re]: Yeah. I know it’s close to Halloween and all, but could you keep the really scary shit to yourself. Actually, you gives idea. I may wear a Diebold voting machine costume this year. Scare people to death.
[re=149831]Worlds End[/re]: OMG that is a sick picture. I could have lived my entire life without seeing that, and I would have been just fine.
YAY! Weekend updates!
Wooo-Hooo !!
Thanks for staffing up from now to the end of the nightmare.
Yooz all are the best.
[re=149843]2druk2phluq[/re]: How this man take such horrible photos is beyond me. Its like he want to look like a idiot.
[re=149776]Deepthroat[/re]: Was Brokaw desperately shuffling through his briefing papers to find the name of the Fifth Man and put Walnuts out of his misery?
[re=149831]Worlds End[/re]: Very Very nice! After stumbling upon the Potato Head picture, i’ve been obsessing over the incredibly wonderful pictures over on this site…
May I present, “PUT ON A FUCKING NIGHT LIGHT CAUSE THIS WILL HAUNT YOUR EVERYTHING!”
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx?v=v4#step2
[re=149843]2druk2phluq[/re]: I found these funny pics.
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/1223437634639.jpg
http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/putinrearshisheadjpg122tq6.jpg
FUCK! Epic fail on my part!!!!!:
here is the scary picture:
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/10/15/8e0c13d7-6013-4fdd-8e74-5dab7703ad15.jpg
[re=149859]Deepthroat[/re]: Her eyes in that photo scare the fuck out of me
actually you people are overwhelming me with your trenchent sunday analysis.
as i spend sunday’s as drunk as possible watching crap movies, this is not change i can believe in.
[re=149859]Deepthroat[/re]: OOO GOODY! A NEW BONER KILLER!
Walnuts is so shiny and botox-y!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2407428
[re=149815]wheelie[/re]: Al Haig has suffered from depression since way back when he was Reagan’s Secretary of State, and some numbskull at State told him that Dr. Strangelove was a comedy, not a documentary.
George Schultz, dipshit. Shame on you for fucking that up. He was half decent for a Reagan appointee.
Where is Condoleezza Rice?
She must be in existential angst over whether to vote for blackness or Bushness.
Or then again, maybe she’s just busy ordering special forces into Syria and deciding which construction workers to kill off.
Or then again, maybe she’s wondering why Sarah has a bigger Nieman budget than she does.
Or….?
[re=149859]Deepthroat[/re]: Oh lordy, that is my fave fave fave pic ever. The end.
[re=149863]Worlds End[/re]: I know. if you don’t look directly at her, but just look at John and see her out of the corner of your eye it’s horrifying.
[re=149880]Deepthroat[/re]: damn your right
The entire ~25 minute interview was like a collection of the greatest misses of the McCain campaign. Joe the biden, scars to prove my maverickness, team of mavericks, proud of palin, people love me and the polls are in the tank, just stating the facts about Obama’s socialism but the bailout isn’t socialism because the country’s in the crapper and yeah I think Bush sucks even though you keep showing tape of me saying I support Bush mainly because I didn’t know videotape existed. Christ, the whole thing left me sick; then Walnuts burped a couple of times into his microphone, because Grandpa is gassy in the morning and gets cranky about doing events in the morning and I got dry heaves. Fucking amateur.
A new spin-off site: lolz McCain- Icanhazwhitehouse.com
[re=149831]Worlds End[/re]: You’re making my day here, bud. Thanks.
Seriously, Palin would be President in like 7 months if he’s elected. The U.S can’t fuck this up. Can we?
Oh dear god.
[re=149888]magic titty[/re]: Hopefully not barring massive voter fraud. Its going to be the best day ever to her hannity say president obama.
ill be back on little later
This was distressing viewing. We all know that, once Barack HUSSAIN Obama gets elected, he will purge the country of all dissidents.
John McCain was called on to name his co-conspirators. He fessed up Haig and Kissenger and suchlike, but kept the Schultz link quiet, until his hostile interrogator broke him down. I can’t believe that this coward named all the names. He should be the first to be shot.
He will be ready on day one!
[re=149877]Darehead[/re]: Right, isn’t the 5th one Condoleeza? There’s no law against her endorsing is there? I think George Shultz endorsed him. Probably what he was looking for. Has Dean Acheson said anything?
http://fukung.net/v/9908/1z5lt7t.gif
Another fun WALNUTS foto for you guys.
[re=149859]Deepthroat[/re]: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cindy_mccain_claims_she_s_just
Just like any other female human! LOL! Great pic.
M. Bachman on O’Reilly’s show. I’m moving to Syria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6Re-Tu1lBw
Schultz : SecState :: Poland : Coalition of the Willing
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/10/21/3e70a632-1ee7-4f36-be29-28d9ae93d229.jpg
[re=149904]Lemur[/re]: she harvested his lower horn long ago…
[re=149911]Deepthroat[/re]: http://media.fukung.net/images/9902/51f2019e6a84749984aaa4cfaadd09fd.jpg
I could do this all night.
[re=149911]Deepthroat[/re]: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408022
Isn’t it fun that the Obama campaign is doing nothing, while the McCain campaign keeps marching on and falling on its face? Happy days.
In this video clip, communist sympathizer Biden is interviewed by a small Muslim boy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW5X1eaozxQ
This is the most charming U-Tube video I have ever seen.
I half expected Walnutz to say “Alfred E Neuman.”
It would have carried similar weight to the interview.
WTF, people!? It’s the motherfucking weekend and you’ve made 700 billion posts. How the fuck am I supposed to keep up? Anyway, since the Wonks never pay attention to my tips, I’m going to make a quick attempt to threadjack this sucker with an explanation of why McCain thinks Obama’s tax plan is going to be hell on the average small business owner: He and the asshats he hangs out with think that the Cindy McCain owned Hensley & Company is a small business.
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/10/cindy-the-small-business-woman.html
Using that logic, we are all paupers now. So sorry about the lack of snark, but I’ve swilled way too much wine this evening and am royally pissed at the shitstain on the shorts of my life that is the Republican party. John the McCain and Lindsey the Lady can eat a bag of Joe the Plumber dicks. That is all.
[re=149919]fuckinredneck[/re]: Yup, that was really great.
Don’t mean to be a downer but BradBlog, whoever the fuck he is, is scaring the crap out of me with stories about Diebold machines flipping votes to ALL REPUBLICAN when voters choose ALL DEMOCRAT. If we wake up November 5th & McCain has “won” there will be hell to pay. As well as free TVs for everyone!
[re=149813]germanchriz[/re]: right-click on Avatar and select VIEW Image
nobody gives a flying fuck that a bunch of republican secstates have endorsed him….the equivallent story here would be if zombie Adlai Stevenson endorsed Obama.
[re=149774]irisheyes[/re]: I’m kinda pissed too, but not just because I just discovered the wonkers were doing a weekend edition but also because of the the shit I take for my arthritis when it’s late and I’ve spent an evening at a church planning meeting where someone thinks she’s smarter than me (WTF?) and everyone is being all holy and I just want to yell, “What is wrong with you people? How many are you are going to vote for Walnuts and the Bimbo? Raise your hands and fucking bite me!!!”
Fortunately for us all (this is a small town with only one church of my denomination) I had only mildly dipped into the pain meds at that point so was able to restrain myself. But I was thinking it, and Jesus always knows.
My old name was Beans, my college nickname but I’ve been telling people I hang out with the derelict scum on wonkette and I’m afraid they’ll want to see what the fuss is and find me. But my kids will know. Oh, fuck it. I don’t care. I also used drugs even after I finished college-so there, wee innocent ones–you know it all now.
Walnuts may steal the election anyway and the entire nation will implode in rage and I’ll just be praying for the tornadoes to finally get us all. About 60% of the voters in Oklahoma have it coming.
Walnuts is old and tired. Somebody tell him to drink his Milk of Magnesia and go to bed.
Deep, deep in my soul I know I’m still the child of the Stevenson loving Democratic parents–in spite of any electoral map, I know my party can figure out a way to lose this.
I live in a state alternating between bliss and utter despair. Oh, lord, I wish this were over and Hopey had crushed that angry old man and his disgusting excuse for a running mate.
I have a modest proposal for a headline change here: Please, Walnuts, Take A Nap, A DIRT NAP!
[re=149850]wheelie[/re]: SCHULTZ!
I can’t stop saying it! All day long, I have let people get halfway through a sentence and then I’m all like “SCHULTZ! GEORGE SCHULTZ!”.
Most folks don’t get it….
[re=149943]natoslug[/re]: Won’t be long yet!!! Feeling better? Hope you got the good buzz back.
[re=149929]wheelie[/re]: JOE BIDEN IS NOW MY HOMEBOY
[re=149855]Deepthroat[/re]: Christ on a stick, that’s wonderful…
My first offering:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408369
[re=149900]Lemur[/re]: I thought of that photo immediately, but this was my take:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408546
[re=149942]DustBowlBlues[/re]: time to change religions or start your own… You too can bring in a witch doctor to pray over you
[re=149837]Rush[/re]: Would that be Karl “Permanent Republican Majority” Rove? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
God, the whole amount of schadenfreude that this election will hopefully bring makes me feel tingly all over.
Blah blah blah he forgot some names. He can guarantee his win.
Sen. John McCain: “I guarantee you that two weeks from now, you will see this has been a very close race, and I believe that I’m going to win it…We’re going to do well in this campaign, my friend. We’re going to win it, and it’s going to be tight, and we’re going to be up late.”
BARF.
Holy fucking mother of shit, we went after syrians? Fuck Walnuts, this is all too strange for any pair of shorts to handle.
I bet he forgets to call out “CUNT!” when he has “sex” with his, uh, skeletor wife too… uhhhh… hmmm…
…
… …CINDY! That’s it.
[re=149966]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Don’t you like to think that right at the ultimate moment, with a drop of sweat ready to drop off the tip of his nose, he shouts…
SCHULTZ!
I would say, “Oh Grandpa.” I would attribute it to age, but two of my grandparents were older than McCain when they died and they were never this stupid. Never. Age is not behind this; this man has been crazy for years.
Bombing Syria is Bush’s October Surprise for Grandpa, but of course Bush is behind it so, of course, it’s a stupid (and tragic – 4 children died) failure. It supposed to make us fear an Obama presidency; instead it’ll make people say, “Geez, can we get that Obama fella in there before January before Bush messes up some more countries?”
Here’s my LOLMcCain: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2408787
fuckinredneck: I agree. It is the most charming youtube video ever. And whatdayaknow, Joe Biden actually DOES know what a vice-president does! That little boy is as cute as he can be; and he has better reporting skills than the entire fox news team! Apparently his teacher is going to try to get him an interview with Obama. I hope it works. Joe Biden is now my homeboy, too!
[re=149964]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yup. Syriously. Next attack: Sweden.
goddamn that dog saved those kittens in Australia.
damn that was good.
[re=149976]Darehead[/re]: Sweden harbors the worst kind of people, tolerant people. We must stop them before they attain a tolerant WMD, which will kill us all with tolerance.
[re=149815]wheelie[/re]: The shock for me is realizing that Henry Kissinger’s endorsement is actually something to be proud of. People who worked for Nixon (motherfucking NIXON Y’ALL) shouldn’t still be listened to. (Except Pat Buchanan because if he’s banned from my TV then Rachel Maddow has to replace him with Joe “Fake Chandler” Scarborough and ask him on camera about that intern he murdered and then they’ll have a big fight and she’ll get fired and get replaced with the Luke Russert Show.)
[re=149977]ladymacbeth[/re]: Now that’s racial transcendence. Finally.
bhsop and wheelie: Grandpa said last week that he’s proud to know G. Gordon Liddy (on Letterman) so why not Kissinger? At this point, he’s going to try to exhume Richard Nixon so he has a presidential endorsement from somebody other than Bush.
[re=149974]SisterTruth[/re]: Holy son of shit, you are Tony the Tiger. My gawd. I did not think that I would see you again! Welcome back, cockhead. You will be banned on Wednesday, if you keep posting.
[re=149982]bhosp[/re]: Kissinger is a fucking paragon of wisdom compared to Al Haig. Who fucking invokes Al Haig’s endorsement? I’d be hiding that shit.
[re=149966]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Are you making fun of him? What do *you* yell out during sex?
shortshorts: What are you even talking about?
[re=149987]grendel[/re]: “I iz in charge” would make a great lolcat for Haig if you could find the proper picture.
[re=149989]SisterTruth[/re]: Look Tony, we all know it is you. No normal person would just rant on and on like that for hours about crap no one is going to read. It was funny, but it is time for you to adopt a new persona, this one is getting old and boring.
I saw the clip this morning and got a headache. He gives me the creeps. He’s like an old guy at the grocery store who wants to keep yammering about pork and beans, who won’t leave you alone. I hate that.
I’m posting for undecided voters Monday. You know – buttering them up. I can’t bear Creepy Walnuts. It’s here:
http://mojopo.blogspot.com/2008/10/undecided-voters-served-here.html
Please share with undecided voters.
[re=149992]Mojopo[/re]: like a creepy old man who spills the applesauce… not so much like as actually is…
facehood and shortshorts: Are you guys getting together with Neilist to petition that wonkette become a “whites only” site? That’s fine as long as I get to petition for a moratorium on people talking about Black women being the product of Jesse Jackson’s feces and on sexually violating Black women’s mothers. I think those were your posts directed towards me and my mom, right facehood? Fair is fair after all.
Meanwhile, back on earth: Congrats to Wonkette: Wonkette’s October Surprise post got linked on the LA Times Blog Site!. Here’s the link: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/babylonbeyond/2008/10/syria-whats-beh.html
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: Holy shit. They were right! Hy tony, you racist cocksucker! How are you doing? Planning to off yourself when Barry get elected? God, I hope so.
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: How come black gets a capital letter but not White?
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: Oh, haha, it is Tony!
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: I’d like to start a petition for a “funny only” site with no tedious lectures. kthxbai.
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: I win. You beauiful son of a bitch.
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: How did you get around the permaban? Be more funny!
[re=149994]grendel[/re]:
I’m glad you went there. McCain can’t even swallow the applesauce unless his nurse massages his neck. Not that it’s bad, but I’m not looking for that in a president.
[re=149985]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Shorts, my hat is off to you. You like a bloodhound when it comes to sniffing out stupid twunts like Tony. Congrats!
[re=150000]grendel[/re]: grendel, my hat is off to you. You are a brilliant poster and worthy of the love and adoration of your throngs of admirers.
[re=150005]grendel[/re]: Oh grendel. You are a man among men.
[re=149995]SisterTruth[/re]: TONY, seriously, it was JUST you who was the product of feces.
See, any NORMAL PERSON would get that, and not take every personal attack as an attack on one’s entire race. My new theory is that Willie Horton peed in your mom’s ass, and seven months later you came out, but this doesn’t mean you have to be a piece of shit.
TONY, seriously, just stop it, your character is right out of Checkhov (the idiot egghead who doesn’t understand humor) — we get it, a wonderful interpretation on your part.
Just do something new already…. Tony…. work with us here….
[re=150007]facehead[/re]: You are the king of Win.
Gee guys, I know you enjoyed ganging up and me and playing “lynch the black lady” wonkette-style yesterday, but don’t you have anything else to do with your time?
I’m sorry you have no lives; I’m sorry you have small pensises; I’m sorry you’re not smart; I’m sorry you’re not funny; I’m sorry that you’re boring; I’m sorry that your parents didn’t want or love you; and I am sorry that nobody, Male, Female, or Animal will EVER have sex with you. (Unless you have a lovely rendez vous with each other.)
I know that getting the fellas (and Neilist) together to symbolically gang raping a defenseless black wommen commenter on wonkette is the closest you’ll get to sex. And I know it’s helped you boys form a loving bond with each other.
But no matter how much you throw your white supremacist misogynistic insults at me, like the little tiny pieces of crap that you are, it won’t change the fact that you’re just losers. LOSERS!!! You’re LOSERS and attacking me or any other Black woman to make yourselves feel better is not going to help things.
So why don’t you buy some of those lovely penile enhancement pills, invest in some plastic surgery, and maybe a shower, and LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!
This is now harassment. Leave me alone you sick racist losers, and let me comment in peace just like I did for you.
Go find somebody new to bully since that’s the only thing you seem to be good at. Leave me alone!!!
[re=150012]SisterTruth[/re]: Bravo, Tony!
Oh, and let’s have one last reality check. You guys would never, ever in a million years attack a white woman or a black man the way you trashed me no matter what they said or did. You’re too cowardly, and you would be afraid that somebody would try to stup you. You would only EVER attack a Black woman with that kind of relentless nastiness as you did yesterday. I know you’re incredibly stupid, but at least be honest with yourselves about your racism and sexism. Oh, and leave me the hell alone.
[re=150012]SisterTruth[/re]: Not sure what you’re talking about… we’re all having teh secks with each other right now with our large penises and busty chests.
We’d be glad to have you join… perhaps as a fluffer…
Today we are all black women fluffers!
oops stop you. Nobody would try to stup you because you’re too ugly.
[re=150012]SisterTruth[/re]: Love it or leave it, Muslim!
[re=150012]SisterTruth[/re]: Hahahahahahahahahaha YOU ARE THE KING AND QUEEN OF FUNNY.
Sometimes, when I am trying to sleep, I think of you. I think about how funny you are. You make me feel so inferior, so small. YOU SHOULD COMMENT ABOUT THAT DADDY. WHY YOU RAPE ME ALL THE TIME? I no con haz sex with daddy?
You are clearly Tony the Tiger. First, you have the bags of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Secondly, you claim a form of discrimination, and third: you attack with a little bit o’ dat confidence that proves that you’re payin a bit more attention than some asswipe that occassionally scrolls down. For these reasons and more, eat a dick.
[re=150014]SisterTruth[/re]: Haha… no real self-respecting black woman would come back if that were the case… we seez you through teh intarwebs… you are a scrawny little white kid fapping in your basement.
[re=150018]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Not neccesarily; Ashley could be out on bail by now.
[re=150017]bhosp[/re]: You sir, embody the finest qualities of Wonkette.
I’m strongly considering IP-banning five or so commenters immediately, so please everyone who is arguing shut the fuck up. None of you are in any way funny or witty here. If someone wrote a comment you didn’t like a week ago, then you don’t need to grossly mock them in every single comment thereafter. On the other hand, if someone’s joke is not about you but offends you, you do not need to assume it is a personal attack based on race and gender. Enough of the accusations and unfunny name-calling. If for some reason you have a problem with another person’s comment on this website’s comment board and it’s ruining your day/week/month/life, then e-mail me and I will ban both of you.
[re=150012]SisterTruth[/re]: HA TONY, that was kinda funny, but it is too late for that now.
“Leave me alone..” That was kinda funny too, but you called my a racist for no reason, and tried to convince everyone of this, as if that was funny, when it was actually really offensive (about as offensive as calling a black person a “nigger”)
You can’t come all up in here playing the racist black lady and expect real people to let you get away with it, in the final analysis TONY, you’re making fun of actual black people (and actual people), in a way that is TRULY offensive.
OK, THE OTHER STUFF WAS KIND OF FUNNY, LIKE HOW YOU MADE FUN OF US FOR BEING ON WONKETTE ALL THE TIME, WHEN YOU’VE BEEN DOING EXACTLY THE SAME THING … HA!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY! but it is still too late for you TONY.
UNLESS YOU APOLOGIZE, AND ADMIT YOU ARE IN FACT TONY THE TIGER.
This whole thing strikes me as kindove awkward, now.
mccain’s memory is IN THE TANK
chris rock: mccain is 72. 72! 72-year-olds don’t start jobs. they start sandwiches. i love my grandmother, but i don’t give her anything to do.
Testicle. That is all.
Eagleboogy?
Holy dog shit batman! is that John McCain or John wayne?
Hey Johnny boy, your mommy has the keys……… putz
Nuts!!
Everything’s soooooooooooo green!
Jim Newell: Point taken. But don’t you think somebody talking about Jesse Jackson AND Willie Horton raping my black mother – whom I informed facehood was dead – with their feces and urine and thereby producing me could have a little something to do with race? You see, Jesse Jackson and Willie Horton (the rapist) are black and so am I. See the connection? As a black woman, I’ve been just a little outnumbered here. Otherwise, I agree with what you said. I’m over it.
[re=149900]Lemur[/re]: thanks I just shit myself
I just watched the entire interview and he got caught in sooooooo many traps, gotcha questions and straight bald face lies between Johnny boy of 2000, 2004 and John McNutz of 2008….. those fucking elites. Once again old man yells at cloud.
[re=150049]SisterTruth[/re]: Okay, you really are funny. I’m done arguing with you, you are definitely funny enough for me. Now I’ll be funny with you:
So … you’d prefer a white guy doing these awful things to your mother instead?
(LOL! <– internet sign for humor).
[re=150025]Jim Newell[/re]: Plz don’t ban her (or me
)
[re=149800]rambone[/re]: The left hand lane is the passing lane, at least in most parts of non-communist Virginia and beyond, Juan teh numbWALNUTS!
Hopey is ridin’ the autobahn at full speed, straight into da Oval Office…
WcSane? Straight into a mug of Ovaltine with graham crackers!
[re=150025]Jim Newell[/re]: Who fights at 2:20 AM already? or 12:10 AM?
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Nononono, he didn’t forget. It was just that saying “Eagleburger” made him think of his running mate and how deliciously she would cook one…at his ranch…when he invited her out…for a “policy discussion.”
wow, so he’s got 205 votes??
[re=149988]bhosp[/re]: It varies between “HERE COMES AN ABORTION!” and “SCHULTZ!”
@[re=149968]ivenson[/re]
All McWhatsmyname has to do to win this election is to take the lead away from Hopey in all 11 swing states and up his standing in the national polls by 6 points…this week. May I be a TeeVee pundit now and get paid the big bucks pleeze?
Oh, WALNUTS! I almost feel sorry for you. But I don’t.
SCHULTZ!!!
BobLoblawLawBlog: for some reason i am amused at the way he pronounces Eagleburger. Maybe it’s cause you’re right…
HA HA! You guys just cold got in trouble! I was all, watching all weekend, HA!
[re=150410]Special Agent Jack Mehoff[/re]: Socialist.
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