Wonkette
Some hobo cat lady must have forgotten her meds this morning and, as a result, thought that she was Sarah Palin and needed to show up beside her “running mate,” John McCain, at an Iowa rally. Because here she is, behind and to the right of John McCain, acknowledging the cheers as Walnuts says nice things about Palin. Or maybe John McCain has started keeping a (very bad) Sarah Palin lookalike with him at all times, so as to draw crowds? [YouTube]
I call BS!
That woman rocks for mocking Palin!
Oh. Now you’re gonna tell us there’s a “real” Sarah Palin?
Next time Lieberman gets to acknowledge the “I love Sarah” line. That’s what Real Americans get to do.
I’m pretty sure it really was John McCain. Pretty sure…..
I see a role for her on SNL after Fey gets fed up.
Wait…is she wearing cammo?
Looks like she has her Halloween costume picked out already.
AnglRdr:
Cammo and lace.
Everything Henley and Nicks predicted is now coming true.
best stunt yet……give that woman a reduced rate mortgage now!…she deserves it..
I imagine that he just calls every woman “Sarah Palin” 15 minutes after he pops the Viagra and starts lumbering towards them with his arms outstretched a la “Night of the Living Dead.”
AnglRdr: It’s upholstery cammo for blending in with the curtains so that your mongoloid child never sees the bullet coming.
Sarah Palin may be anti-abortion, but she sure loves killin thangs!
Wait… Halloween!!!
P.S. All the loonies really seem to be turning out for McCain. I wonder if he’s got Squeaky Fromme on one of his campaign committees, what with all the vacancies and all.
Damn this Internet, Gopherit! You silver-tongued trickster… I was almost there….
Those people are stone cold fucking nuts!
Way, way back in the ’60s (you Mad Men fans will get this) Women all over the USA wanted to look like Jacqueline Kennedy.
Apparently there are still a lot of women who haven’t evolved beyond celebrity worship.
Clearly, she shops in Brooklyn.
http://mcbrooklyn.blogspot.com/2008/10/brooklyns-orthodox-jewish-women-buying.html
If Saddam and Kim Jong can have look-a-likes, why can’t Sarah??
Yall are all sexist, yall!
There’s also a fatty boobilatty Karl Rove wannabee back there…
Holy crap! That’s my mom!
cool; that’s so wonderfully absurd…it speaks to the nature of McCain’s entire campaign, all wrapped up in one 10 second video…he definition of “metaphor”
On another note obama got another 100,000 people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/26/obama-draws-100000-at-den_n_137951.html
I want to punch her in the throat.
(And I thought only the REAL Sarah made me feel this way!)
I think she’s kinda cute; kinda Sarah like, pretty eyes and…yikes, I’ve developed a fetish.
McCain supporters really getting desperate and angry, some jackass posted this on a forum im looking at. Like i said though they are stone cold fucking nuts.
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Look who’s talking kettle.
I hate people like you. Bite me and get a job. If your precious stoner gets in office, I’ll be going on welfare just to piss you the hell off. I’ll collect on every dime he’s handing out, then when everyone cries, I’ll go back to work when a someone who knows what they’re doing gets on. Bet on it.
May as well get some of my money back that your party bled before the entire economy collapses. I’m gonna have fun doing it too. Pay up suckers!
It’s Halloween season. Maybe she’s telling us “I’m crazy Alaska racist lady, and I do believe I want some candeh!” Just a theory at this point.
She fools no one. That blouse came from Fashion Bug, not Neiman’s.
This is literally the funniest campaign season I have ever seen. I never thought I would get to witness a party imploding.
RobPetrified:
ha ha–i guess i have the opposite of that–i got contacts for the first time yesterday (partially) so i would look less like her. of course, i don’t worship her–i loathe her.
Another funny comment from the wingnut i posted. I wonder if this guy can even count?
QFT!
My plan is to quit my job if Obama gets in, collect every free dollar he’s spending to recoup my money, sit around all day playing WO and WoW for the next 4 years, rinse/repeat if Obama gets in again. Think about working and kicking into the system again if the stupid commie-socialists get thrown in the ocean after the riot takes place.
Since Bible Spice wasn’t puttin’ out, they found one that would actually be willing to rub his Walnuts.
All skirts look and act alike, you know. Basically interchangeable as long as they have boobies and well cunts
Ya know, just like the let me get a skirt to get all the Hillz voters argument
OMG…have they already started cloning her?
Ace Fox Reporter James Pinkerton has just uncovered the real reason why NoBama is winning the election - his connection to Lucifer.
“Could Lucifer play a role in this presidential election? It may sound crazy, but one of the candidates in this race has publicly praised, even emulated, a writer-activist who himself paid tribute to Lucifer. That’s right, Lucifer, also known as the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub—you get the idea.
http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/23/jpinkerton_1023/
Actually, the game changer that is needed here is the “Evil Twin” argument.
Some demon replaced the real Sarah Palin with her evil twin sister (not Tina Fey). The woman here is actually the real Sarah Palin. The other one was in the tank for Barry and the Anti-christ.
Time to suspend the campaign and assign everyone to re-education sessions
I am no lip reader, but it seems that, in addition to the hokey wink, she acknowledges the crowd with a wave and a “thank you” after McCain tepidly touts his nominee.
It is like watching Forest Gump on bad acid.
How does someone that obviously disturbed get that close to McCain?
McCain at a rally in Northern Iowa today sounds like he’s talking to about 75 people.
Atypical: She’s definately younger and fresher than the real Sarah (douche?).
she has a better rack!
McCain should give that woman some of Palin’s fancy elitist clothes. No one, no matter how real America, should have to wear a dress made from 1970’s drapes.
Yah so, my daughter is a junior at college told me one of her friends said oh gee I think I’ll be Sarah for Halloween so she said, duh, EVERYONE is going to be Sarah and then I said, may as well be lipstick on a pig so after a minute of silence, my other daughter said, that wouldn’t be too difficult! She plans to dress all in pink, wear pointy piggy ears and get one of those snouty noses and maybe, if she has time, a squiggly tail. And of course bright red lipstick!
Happy Halloween!
Actually, Sarah Palin was at the same Halloween party as me last night, complete with plastic rifle and plastic baby in a fur bag.
Also, Michael Phelps was walking around in a Speedo threatening to kick anyone’s ass that wasn’t voting for McCain.
Jesus Christ, Texas, Jeeee. Suuuss. Christ.
Eddie Merkin: Saw the same thing. She’s nuts.
Did anyone else notice that McCain was subconsciously massaging a pair of breasts while describing Palin’s virtues? Seriously, look again, and watch his hands!
@automandc
http://www.236.com/video/2008/sarah_palin_vlog_19_israel_1_9774.php
do yerself a favour and check out all her vlogs!! She’s awesome!
O NOES, cat lady Palin-impersonater iz incogneetoes Michelle Bachmann trying to get back on teh teevee. See crazy eye duck lipz? See “I DOAN ALWAES GET MAH W3RDS RITE BUT I NOES MAH HART HAS RITE” face!!!!!1!? “WALNUTZ! HALP ME GET RNC MONEES FOR NEW BLAZERZ! CAN I HAS A HAIRD00?”
It would be cool if we found out that they actually put Hunter S. Thompson in suspended animation - like they did with Walt Disney - and could thaw him every four years. It’s not right that he’s not here to witness this shit. Is Tom Wolfe still alive? He was the original King of Snark; read Bauhaus to Our House and you’ll agree.
Weeping Jesus: my favorite “book”/pamphlet. He’s a better critic than he is a novelist.
automandc: Totally! For the greatness of her… (bozangas!!!!) her… (plumpers!!!) her committment to blah blah blah (wow I wish it wouldn’t be political suicide if I traded in cindy for some vpilf action)
Lea Thompson is making a comeback!
Wow, Ashley Todd and now this wackadoodle? What the fuck is happening at these rallies? Are they giving out tapioca pudding? Cause I know you can attract a lot of crazies with promisese of free tapioca pudding.
I think she’s one of those robots, like from “West World,” where nothing can possibly go worng.
Well, I’d vote for a random Iowan woman over Sarah Palin at this point.
so what if some crazy delusional woman wants to pal around with prez mccain huh?
as for the woman behind his left shoulder, nice shirt.