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Monstrous Liberal Black African Welfare Beast Carves Up Pumpkin’s Face!

Wonkette death crime operative “Courtney” sends us this disturbing photo of what Obama and the blacks have done to an innocent pumpkin who wandered into their ghetto. We have a feeling this is happening to thousands of pumpkins across the nation. Oh but of course the liberal MSM gotcha media would never criticize “The One” for this, heaven forbid.


4:58 PM on Sun October 26 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. wallythepug says at 5:01 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Did this one originally come from the Paultard Patch?

  2. you cannot be serious says at 5:02 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Where are you when we need you, Rodney King?

  3. I would say that’s another picture of Ashley Todd but the face isn’t pumpkin-y enough.

  4. Texan Bulldoggette says at 5:05 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Wow, so many weekend posts. Is someone just now coming down from the X??

  5. Greatest. Pumpkin. Ever.

  6. War Eagle says at 5:07 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Are those M’s or W’s amid the teeth? It’s really hard to tell.

  7. They’ve still got it backwards dammit!

  8. War Eagle says at 5:09 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Texan Bulldoggette: Nah, I stayed awake all night skulking in my shrubbery, waiting for the Kluxers to steal my newest Obama sign.

  9. Fantastic. I was getting pretty depressed about our new war, but this cheered me up.

  10. facehead says at 5:14 pm, October 26th, 2008

    OOO, I just found this from the pumpkin’s twitter account:

    – 10:41 I’m a pumpkin

    – 10:56 Yup, still a pumpkin

    – 11:00 Woah, slow down, what do you think you’re doing with that knife?

    – 11:02 AAAARHGHGHGHWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

    – 11:05 Boy, am I gonna have a great story for my blog …

  11. Texan Bulldoggette says at 5:14 pm, October 26th, 2008

    War Eagle: Just put dog shit or some Icy Hot or deer urine on the signs. They won’t be touched ever again.

  12. Numbat Dundee says at 5:15 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Pumpkins are an old socialist tradition. Alger Hiss hid commie spy microfilm about DC fire extinguishers in one.

  13. I see a new children’s special, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Ashley Todd!”

  14. Oh man. They even gave her a pig nose. Nice one!

  15. War Eagle says at 5:23 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Dog shit! Brilliant! Even more fun than black roofing tar.

  16. RadioFreeBabylon says at 5:23 pm, October 26th, 2008

    I posted a fake letter from jail from Ashley on my blog (http://wheresmyjetpack.blogspot.com) and was treated to a lovely comment from someone named “Ash’s Friend.” I will share it with all you Ash Haters:

    “As a friend of Ashley’s, you disgust me. Please stop trying to hurt her more. Can’t you see she needs support? She’s obviously in a bad place. What if it were a friend/family member of yours?”

    So sad now for The Ash.

  17. Chuckie Jesus says at 5:23 pm, October 26th, 2008

    facehead:

    Facehead just won the thread. You can shut it down, now.

  18. Toomush Infermashun says at 5:27 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Just love this pumkin - especially, for no apparent reason, the nose….redrum redrum…

  19. Texan Bulldoggette: That’s exactly what I did. I had two stolen until I annointed the third with dog poop AND cable-tied it onto the frame, dangnabbit. The next morning, it had been grabbed and stretched a bit, but it was still there. They never tried again.

  20. bellesouth says at 5:38 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Those stupid pumpkins, lookin’ in the mirror to carve B’s in their face. Fakers.

  21. facehead says at 5:47 pm, October 26th, 2008

    RadioFreeBabylon: The pink lettering alone had me.

  22. bitchincamaro says at 6:01 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Somehow, crime scene photos are online already and Hopey is implicated!

    http://www.slapupsidethehead.com/wp-content/media/2008/05/gay-ichabod-crane.jpg

  23. RobPetrified says at 6:07 pm, October 26th, 2008

    It looks fake to me.
    Has the pumpkin agreed to take a polygraph test yet?

  24. PoliTacky says at 6:23 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Right before midnight, that pumpkin was a glittering chariot pulled by 12 white stallions that was going to deliver McCain to the front door of the White House, but the Fairy godmother got pissed off about his lack of support for Prop 8…

  25. Worlds End says at 6:32 pm, October 26th, 2008
  26. Worlds End says at 6:33 pm, October 26th, 2008

  27. The pumpkin is in the tank for McCain.

  28. PigeonPoop says at 6:37 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Priceless

  29. facehead: Personally, I still suspect . . .

    :::Wait for it:::

    . . . SISTER TRUTH!!!

    You know how “those womyns” are with knives!

  30. RadioFreeBabylon: Forward that to Sister Truth, would you? I know she cares, and has the time to write poor, misguided Ms. Todd a /i lengthy /i letter (or twenty).

  31. graceless says at 7:50 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Hahahaha

  32. Having actually been sober enough to wield a knife today, I did carve up 2 pumpkins today. I did try to make the backwards-B but it came out to be a deformed ear. I admire the artists skill in keeping the inner B-holes intact.

    My only concilation is that I did do a couple Blingee like tears which this guy forgot. If he can do one with a blackeye, all is forgiven

  33. sadderbutnowiser says at 8:23 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Speaking of carving backwards letters in pumpkin heads, the always-wonderful blog “Reality Based Community” (samefacts.com) has a headline “College Republicans Fingered in Ashley Todd Affair.” I thought I had gone to Wonkette for a minute, but they don’t seem to allow _any_ comments, much less the brilliant snark that I come here for. Good headlines, though. (Get it?)
    http://is.gd/4Sqx

  34. Sending to Drudge now, curious how many sirens it gets.

  35. facehead says at 9:03 pm, October 26th, 2008

    Neilist: Twitter is in the tank for teh Terrorists:

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081025182242.js2g2op8&show_article=1

    (bonus irony: I FOUND THIS THROUGH DRUDGE!)

  36. sukisukicooks says at 9:49 pm, October 26th, 2008
  37. MrsNateSilver says at 10:31 pm, October 26th, 2008

    ohmysweetchristalive facehead, u r so so so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you so much.

  38. facehead: [from the link] ” “Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,” the report said”

    Like how BoA doesn’t have enough ATMs in Pittsburgh?

  39. fjelsted says at 11:22 pm, October 26th, 2008

    HA! My boyfriend made this last night (yes — THIS ONE) and has been giggling all day now that it’s been shared within the wonkette world of wonders. please please keep us laughing through next tues so the tears of joy will blend more readily into a big liberal hug. We don’t care if they hate our gay socialist asses, we’re going to help them pay their bills anyways. Or maybe Sarah will build an ark for all the real americans and guide it to alaska’s shores. fresh barrels of oil, wild game, pregnant teens, and free bibles for everyone. it could be like an experiment. in survival.

  40. facehead says at 11:41 pm, October 26th, 2008

    fjelsted: so you’re Courtney? You’re boyfriend is a keeper, this thing is fawking awesome.

  41. fjelsted says at 12:14 am, October 27th, 2008

    courtney is a friend he sent it to this morning who sent it here - lotsa fun to open up wonkette and see it with that hilarious headline. and yeah, he’s a keeper alright. we make things with our HANDS.

  42. trai_dep says at 4:07 am, October 27th, 2008

    fjelsted: You’re both all treat, no trick. Have a great Halloween!

  43. palmerdawg says at 4:18 am, October 27th, 2008

    And the pumpkin’s has great teeth, eloquent……..and a great debater. priceless!!!!!!!!!

  44. That fucking pumpkin? I swear to god it’s got the EXACT same smile as WALNUTS!!

  45. This is a liberal plant. Anyone who thinks this is funny is out of their gourd. We need to squash this.

  46. restlessleg says at 1:38 pm, October 27th, 2008

    TJBeck: hehe

  47. lampadadog says at 3:36 pm, October 27th, 2008

    That’s so unfair. She has more than 9 teeth, and a fairly small mouth.

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