• February 15, 2012
YES WE CARVE

Monstrous Liberal Black African Welfare Beast Carves Up Pumpkin’s Face!

by Jim Newell

4:58 pm October 26, 2008

Wonkette death crime operative “Courtney” sends us this disturbing photo of what Obama and the blacks have done to an innocent pumpkin who wandered into their ghetto. We have a feeling this is happening to thousands of pumpkins across the nation. Oh but of course the liberal MSM gotcha media would never criticize “The One” for this, heaven forbid.

{ 47 comments }

wallythepug October 26, 2008 at 5:01 pm

Did this one originally come from the Paultard Patch?

you cannot be serious October 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Where are you when we need you, Rodney King?

MrAgro October 26, 2008 at 5:04 pm

I would say that’s another picture of Ashley Todd but the face isn’t pumpkin-y enough.

Texan Bulldoggette October 26, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Wow, so many weekend posts. Is someone just now coming down from the X??

dano October 26, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Greatest. Pumpkin. Ever.

War Eagle October 26, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Are those M’s or W’s amid the teeth? It’s really hard to tell.

Czn939 October 26, 2008 at 5:08 pm

They’ve still got it backwards dammit!

War Eagle October 26, 2008 at 5:09 pm

[re=149567]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Nah, I stayed awake all night skulking in my shrubbery, waiting for the Kluxers to steal my newest Obama sign.

jagorev October 26, 2008 at 5:12 pm

Fantastic. I was getting pretty depressed about our new war, but this cheered me up.

facehead October 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm

OOO, I just found this from the pumpkin’s twitter account:

– 10:41 I’m a pumpkin

– 10:56 Yup, still a pumpkin

– 11:00 Woah, slow down, what do you think you’re doing with that knife?

– 11:02 AAAARHGHGHGHWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

– 11:05 Boy, am I gonna have a great story for my blog …

Texan Bulldoggette October 26, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=149574]War Eagle[/re]: Just put dog shit or some Icy Hot or deer urine on the signs. They won’t be touched ever again.

Numbat Dundee October 26, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Pumpkins are an old socialist tradition. Alger Hiss hid commie spy microfilm about DC fire extinguishers in one.

cal October 26, 2008 at 5:15 pm

I see a new children’s special, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Ashley Todd!”

Keram2 October 26, 2008 at 5:19 pm

Oh man. They even gave her a pig nose. Nice one!

War Eagle October 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm

Dog shit! Brilliant! Even more fun than black roofing tar.

RadioFreeBabylon October 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm

I posted a fake letter from jail from Ashley on my blog (http://wheresmyjetpack.blogspot.com) and was treated to a lovely comment from someone named “Ash’s Friend.” I will share it with all you Ash Haters:

“As a friend of Ashley’s, you disgust me. Please stop trying to hurt her more. Can’t you see she needs support? She’s obviously in a bad place. What if it were a friend/family member of yours?”

So sad now for The Ash.

Chuckie Jesus October 26, 2008 at 5:23 pm

[re=149583]facehead[/re]:

Facehead just won the thread. You can shut it down, now.

Toomush Infermashun October 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Just love this pumkin – especially, for no apparent reason, the nose….redrum redrum…

Hutch October 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm

[re=149584]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: That’s exactly what I did. I had two stolen until I annointed the third with dog poop AND cable-tied it onto the frame, dangnabbit. The next morning, it had been grabbed and stretched a bit, but it was still there. They never tried again.

bellesouth October 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm

Those stupid pumpkins, lookin’ in the mirror to carve B’s in their face. Fakers.

facehead October 26, 2008 at 5:47 pm

[re=149594]RadioFreeBabylon[/re]: The pink lettering alone had me.

bitchincamaro October 26, 2008 at 6:01 pm

Somehow, crime scene photos are online already and Hopey is implicated!

http://www.slapupsidethehead.com/wp-content/media/2008/05/gay-ichabod-crane.jpg

RobPetrified October 26, 2008 at 6:07 pm

It looks fake to me.
Has the pumpkin agreed to take a polygraph test yet?

PoliTacky October 26, 2008 at 6:23 pm

Right before midnight, that pumpkin was a glittering chariot pulled by 12 white stallions that was going to deliver McCain to the front door of the White House, but the Fairy godmother got pissed off about his lack of support for Prop 8…

Worlds End October 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/mcB.jpg

Worlds End October 26, 2008 at 6:33 pm

http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp306/worldsend52/2969829180_f3c63af0e7_o.png

Min October 26, 2008 at 6:35 pm

The pumpkin is in the tank for McCain.

PigeonPoop October 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm

Priceless

Neilist October 26, 2008 at 6:59 pm

[re=149583]facehead[/re]: Personally, I still suspect . . .

:::Wait for it:::

. . . SISTER TRUTH!!!

You know how “those womyns” are with knives!

Neilist October 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm

[re=149594]RadioFreeBabylon[/re]: Forward that to Sister Truth, would you? I know she cares, and has the time to write poor, misguided Ms. Todd a /i lengthy /i letter (or twenty).

graceless October 26, 2008 at 7:50 pm

Hahahaha

Borat October 26, 2008 at 8:13 pm

Having actually been sober enough to wield a knife today, I did carve up 2 pumpkins today. I did try to make the backwards-B but it came out to be a deformed ear. I admire the artists skill in keeping the inner B-holes intact.

My only concilation is that I did do a couple Blingee like tears which this guy forgot. If he can do one with a blackeye, all is forgiven

sadderbutnowiser October 26, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Speaking of carving backwards letters in pumpkin heads, the always-wonderful blog “Reality Based Community” (samefacts.com) has a headline “College Republicans Fingered in Ashley Todd Affair.” I thought I had gone to Wonkette for a minute, but they don’t seem to allow _any_ comments, much less the brilliant snark that I come here for. Good headlines, though. (Get it?)
http://is.gd/4Sqx

snig October 26, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Sending to Drudge now, curious how many sirens it gets.

facehead October 26, 2008 at 9:03 pm

[re=149690]Neilist[/re]: Twitter is in the tank for teh Terrorists:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=081025182242.js2g2op8&show_article=1

(bonus irony: I FOUND THIS THROUGH DRUDGE!)

sukisukicooks October 26, 2008 at 9:49 pm

I think that large black pumpkin stole my wig!

http://sukisukicooks.com/post/56492160/to-ashley-todd-our-prayers-are-with-you

MrsNateSilver October 26, 2008 at 10:31 pm

ohmysweetchristalive facehead, u r so so so beautiful. Thank you. Thank you so much.

AnglRdr October 26, 2008 at 11:06 pm

[re=149851]facehead[/re]: [from the link] ” “Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,” the report said”

Like how BoA doesn’t have enough ATMs in Pittsburgh?

fjelsted October 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm

HA! My boyfriend made this last night (yes — THIS ONE) and has been giggling all day now that it’s been shared within the wonkette world of wonders. please please keep us laughing through next tues so the tears of joy will blend more readily into a big liberal hug. We don’t care if they hate our gay socialist asses, we’re going to help them pay their bills anyways. Or maybe Sarah will build an ark for all the real americans and guide it to alaska’s shores. fresh barrels of oil, wild game, pregnant teens, and free bibles for everyone. it could be like an experiment. in survival.

facehead October 26, 2008 at 11:41 pm

[re=149955]fjelsted[/re]: so you’re Courtney? You’re boyfriend is a keeper, this thing is fawking awesome.

fjelsted October 27, 2008 at 12:14 am

courtney is a friend he sent it to this morning who sent it here – lotsa fun to open up wonkette and see it with that hilarious headline. and yeah, he’s a keeper alright. we make things with our HANDS.

trai_dep October 27, 2008 at 4:07 am

[re=149967]fjelsted[/re]: You’re both all treat, no trick. Have a great Halloween!

palmerdawg October 27, 2008 at 4:18 am

And the pumpkin’s has great teeth, eloquent……..and a great debater. priceless!!!!!!!!!

Rozalia October 27, 2008 at 4:46 am

That fucking pumpkin? I swear to god it’s got the EXACT same smile as WALNUTS!!

TJBeck October 27, 2008 at 9:27 am

This is a liberal plant. Anyone who thinks this is funny is out of their gourd. We need to squash this.

restlessleg October 27, 2008 at 1:38 pm

[re=150118]TJBeck[/re]: hehe

lampadadog October 27, 2008 at 3:36 pm

That’s so unfair. She has more than 9 teeth, and a fairly small mouth.

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