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Joe Lieberman has been so mad at Barack Obama this election because… because Barack Obama campaigned for him in 2006 and Joe Lieberman hates black people? Mmhmm! Joe Lieberman’s gayness for John McCain has led him to call Obama “dangerous,” a traitor who doesn’t care about his Country, and yet he still holds a committee chairmanship from the very Democrats he’s constantly smearing in Republican newspapers. (Interesting fact about Joe Lieberman: he’s 66 years old and has never had sex — seriously, this is on the Internet.) You all are well aware that Joe Lieberman is little more than an alien shit-bastard, so it shouldn’t surprise you that he’s now pretending to be nice to Obama and the liberals, who will soon own Earth.
Here’s what Lieberman said to Connecticut reporters this weekend, after berating them about how they have ruined politics in their coverage:
“I have a lot of respect for Senator Obama. He’s bright, eloquent. Some day I might even support him for president,” he told a handful of state journalists Friday afternoon from his home in Stamford.
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“I’m working my heart out for John McCain to be elected our next president,” Lieberman said. “But if for whatever reason he is not, I’m going to do everything I can to be bringing people . . . together across party lines to support the new president so he can succeed. What’s at stake for our country is just too serious.”
BLAH BLAH BLAH just send this guy home, now that he’s admitting he “likes” new President Terroristlover and will try to work with him to accomplish whatever coattail-riding is available for him in coming elections.
Lieberman: I Respect Obama [TPM Election Central]
No droopies in the TANK!!!
I’d call Joe a boot-licking weasel, but that would be an offense to boot-licking weasels everywhere.
“Some day I might even support him for president”
Ya’ll get the feeling that day might be in January of 2009…and it might apply retroactively?
Assign him toilet cleaning duty. This guy is so not allowed back in that easily.
He’s such a whore. I respect that.
How’s he going to bring people together once they’ve stuck him in a leaky basement office that used to be the waterboarding room with no phone or emails or Internets but with a tin can phone whose other end is in the janitors washroom?
How do those two old muppets that sit in the theatre box feel?
Maybe… and just work with me here, maybe… Joe the Lieberman was in the tank for Obama the entire time, and merely used his “friendship” with John McCain as a plan to doublecross him, by pretending to be his bff and secretly sabotaging his campaign.
Or maybe he’s just a douche.
WagTehGod: I heard that the BLW Anti-Defamation League is holding a press conference later.
Now you say it, I remember reading that interesting fact about him somewhere before - can’t recall where but it was an impeccable source on the internet. It’s definitely true.
WagTehGod: In fact, said comparison is an insult to anything with feet, a tongue and warm blood.
After the Dems clean house they should limit his power to being the chairman and sole member of the Committee of Examining Why Self-Loathing Jews Exist.
Re: the photo. Is his advice to Obama, “Take a nap?”
he is just using the Sabbath to play CYA.
WagTehGod: Though admittedly licking Barry’s hobo shoes would be a step down from licking WALNUTS’ luxurious Italian loafers…
tunamelt: The latter, mos def.
“Joe Lieberman hates black people”?
Gesh. SisterTruth is going to get wound up again. I can almost hear her head whirling around on her head.
Panderfinder: Is today Joe’s “Sabbeth”? I thought his people murdered Our Savior.
“But if for whatever reason he is not, I’m going to do everything I can to be bringing people . . . together across party lines to support the new president so he can succeed.”
One word, Joe.
“Die.”
Thank you.
“He’s bright, eloquent.” What about ‘articulate & clean’? Come on Joe the Jew can do better than that. He’s probably also looking at polls that show CT voters wants to run him over with a trash truck.
Texan Bulldoggette: Or how about the “he has nice teeth” line a la Duncan Hunter? That’s how you can tell if your race horse can be a champ too!
Joe, I’m sorry to hear you’ve never had sex before. Please let me know when you’re in town and I will break your anal virgin for you. It’s good. Many of your GOP colleagues know me well. But, I assure you, I’m no 13-year old choir boy.
Shortsshorts, you with me on this gangbang?
Lieberman is a party and constituent of one. After we’ve destroyed the earth with nukes/globalwarming/aerosol cheese and adam sandler movies he’ll still be alive and well and in full support of the cockroach party until they seem to be losing to the termites.
Well, Joementum, there is an opening for “live” lawn jockeys at the Obama White House…
Texan Bulldoggette: you’re right. I never noticed it before but Barry’s not only eloquent, articulate and clean but he also smells nice. I think its Franensence or Polo by Ralph Lauren. I get confused.
Borat: He also has firm muscles and good, strong, white teeth.
Shhhh. Don’t let Droopy Dawg know that he will be moved to a nice, quiet bench at the back of the room after the election.
I remember the good ‘ol days when Joe used to give hand-jobs to trannies simply because he couldn’t decide man or woman. Now he’s trying to suck Obama because he can see the GOP GOING DOWN IN FLAMES!!!
Way to prepare for 2012 Joey, way to prepare.
Borat: It’s good that Barry smells good since his campaign plane apparently stinks to high heaven. That CBS reporter must LUV the smell of mothballs and Icy Hot mixed with a hint of desperation.
Neon Trotsky: Yeah, I couldn’t believe Hunter said that. His sphincter is really going to curl when he has to say ‘President Obama’.
Dear Joe:
Fuck you very much, you shriveled up asshole and George Bush enabler.
Love,
America
p.s. Does CT’s constitution allow for recalling senators?
Noooo, Obama!!! Don’t trust him!!! He’s a Grup!! It’s a foolie!
How much do I hate Joe Lieberman?
As many stars as there are in the sky, that is the number of ways I hate Joe Lieberman.
That times infinity.
He could do a lot to help bring us together by resigning his Senate Seat and not letting the door hit his rosy red ass on the way out (well, it’ll be rosy red after Borat is done with him).
Neilist: Get over it, honey.
he needs to go back to san francisco with all the other dirty jews
Ever heard the fine old English song “The Vicar of Bray”?
It’s about an ass-covering flip-flopping clergyman, through several extreme administration shifts in 18th century English politics, but … it works for Holy Joe, too, despite his belonging to an older denomination:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vicar_of_Bray_(song)
Seriously.
Read it.
Worth it.
Joe is stitching away on his Asscover as we speak … “Whatsoever King may reign, I’ll be the Vicar of Bray, sir”.
Lieberman is the tool in the next cubicle who commiserates with you about the idiot supervisor and then tells the idiot supervisor you think he’s an idiot.
Do Joe’s words really carry any weight anymore? Who gives a shit what he says? He can stuff every one of his orifices with matza balls, and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.
monty:
Snark is what we do around here but your “dirty jew” comments should be left on Hannity’s blog or somewhere else. Not cool.
Does it seem to anyone else like Joe the Libermarian is slowly melting into a small pool of Lieberman? It just looks pink, oozy and festering….
Pittsburgh58:
Jack Lambert fan, eh?
Servo: No, he just hates Heinz 57. Anyhow, I think Reid should create a new committee for Joe. The Senate Committee on Snot. Joe could be the Chairman and hold hearings on phlegm, mucus, boogers, loogies, lungers, Sidewalk Greatnecks…you name it. C-SPAN 452 or whatever number they’re up to could have live coverage of Joe’s Committee on Snot taking important testimony from influential specialists on snot, and then Joe proposing legislation on snot. But when he’d ask Reid, “Let’s schedule my bill for debate,” Harry would say, “Let’s snot!” Sorry.
Neilist: “I thought his people murdered Our Savior.’
Joe is Italian? I did not know that.
All hail the Chair and sole member of the Special Senate Committee on the Disposal of the Nation’s Stockpile of Yeasty Vaginal Cheese. Initial findings of the Senate include “a) the disposal site shall be located in Connecticut”.
Looks like Jew will be chair of the “I’m we’re not relevant anymore committee”.
ITS JOE THE HO!
What a fucking asshole. Hopefully they’re slipping some bacon bits into his salad at the Senate cafeteria.
Okay can someone please let this newbie on the Lieberman is a Virgin joke? Wikipedia says he has a son SO unless it was one of those immaculate type conceptions I am guessing he isn’t really a virgin. Unless you silly kids are saying he’s a butt virgin? explain for me please, thank you kindly!
Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat: If Wikipedia says it, it must be true. Now the joke is ruined, party pooper.
Nigerian Business Executive: Well I suppose it’s entirely possible that Joe edited that into his Wikipedia entry himself in an effort to fight the virgin rumor. I mean who would actually have sex with, let alone pro-create with that weasel of a man?
**mother always said that I asked too many questions….
Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat: Does the son resemble the milk man by any chance?
Blue Jefferson Clinton the Cat: The son was a product of artificial insemination. Joe Lieberman is still a virgin.
I think we should reward Al Gore’s service in his post-vice presidency by allowing him to recreate the final scene in Of Mice & Men. Joementum can be the one petting the rabbits.
Joe Lieberman is a cunt, just like Cindy.
I’m sorry. The tank is full.
Countdown to irrelevancy starting in 3…2…1.
Just burn a splif, that’s some good shit. you can’t see it in the picture but he was grabbing his balls or was is Palins.
I think Hasselbeck was blowing him but i could be wrong. Any takers?
in other news Liberman’s got Black Sabbath on heavy rotation
palmerdawg: Of course he’d never had sex - who would ever wanna fuck him? The thought of it alone…. euwwww!!
Rozalia: Or maybe he’s dreaming about Sean Handjob and billo the clown singing hommies over hoes.
WIDTAP: Oh, wait, the Sanhedrin delivered a conviction of guilty of idolatry…or was it blasphemy? It was just the good cops, the local Roman authorities who provided the coup de grâce.
If Hyrcanus and Aristobulus hadn’t caused a stink over who tried to pay off Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus the most and attracted the general to check things out in the region, it would have been a Saducee/Pharisee most likely who woulda offed IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVDÆORVM.
Circular logic, right?
Is there a more egregious weasel anywhere in the world. This man makes me want to invite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over for passover this year. Hey Joe! Tell McWalnuts not use the phrase “the final solution” when he is talking about the economic crisis down their in Florida. Those old Jews will not be happy.
schvitzatura: Because of the genitive, isn’t that IESVS·NAZARORVM·REX·IVDÆORVM?
Not just being snarky. I seriously want to know if I’ve had it wrong for the past 50 years. I’m one of those word-weenie Assburger types. (Yeah … I know it’s “Asperger’s”, but Assburger’s is much funnier.)
Senator Joe L’s new office will be the porta-pottie in the area under construction. It’s called payback.