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Campaign Commercial of the Year


Here is, oh, maybe Adam Sandler? Let’s say Adam Sandler. And what’s her name, Jennifer Connelly? Sure! What a team, and what an ad, against what’s his name, John McCain. [YouTube/Patrick Wilson Films]


1:29 PM on Sat October 25 2008
By Ken Layne
3149 Views

  1. Sussemilch says at 1:33 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Hehe, awesome.

  2. Fly-over Correspondent says at 1:36 pm, October 25th, 2008

    But he supports government bail-outs for people who lose in Vegas, eh, I mean “on Wall Street.”

  3. Worlds End says at 1:38 pm, October 25th, 2008

    awsome

  4. SayItWithWookies says at 1:40 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Yeah, but John McCain usually wins at craps — when your job is to oversee casinos, it’s amazing what that does for your win-loss percentage at said casinos. Pure coincidence, that.

    Too bad he didn’t vet his VP like he does his gambling venues.

  5. FreshCliches says at 1:53 pm, October 25th, 2008

    DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO HE IS? HENGHHHH?

  6. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:55 pm, October 25th, 2008

    John McCain’s craps do not cost thousands of dollars, you fucking assholes. He just craps really frequently. It depends on the depends.

  7. That’s Jen Conolly’s best work since The Hotspot.

  8. AlexTrebeksGirl says at 2:03 pm, October 25th, 2008

    “I couldn’t agree with him more. I couldn’t agree with you more than the fact that I agree that the hardworking most patriotic….bla bla bla I’m an asshole”

  9. Palin-Plumber2012 says at 2:14 pm, October 25th, 2008

    I think it’d make a GREAT ad to show how McCain & Palin were gullible fucktards enough to call this backwards b dingbat and buy into her story… overwhelmingly stupid credulity is what gets us into wars, do we want to elect people so naive?

  10. East of Sweden says at 2:14 pm, October 25th, 2008

    An ad for the 6-year-olds?

  11. Internally valid says at 2:23 pm, October 25th, 2008

    OK. Jennifer Connelly is way hotter than that. And Sandler is way less messicany than that.

    On the plus side, I’m been convinced to watch Labyrinth and Billy Madison again today. Campaign ads really work!

  12. wellspring says at 2:28 pm, October 25th, 2008

    ah, fuck, indeed.

  13. PoliTacky says at 2:33 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Jennifer Connelly

    Ass to ass!

    I wish I had better video editing skills, because the A2A scene from ‘Requiem For A Dream’ would look great with Palin, Bachmann and McCain’s heads pasted over the appropriate characters.

  14. wellspring: That has to be the first time the workds AW FUCK have been issued in a political ad…..

  15. renttoowncoitus says at 2:54 pm, October 25th, 2008

    No dissin’ jennifer connelly por favor. Respect the rack.

  16. If the world worked right millions of front lawns would have a sign on them this week:

    John McCain…

    …Ah Fuck.

  17. max penny says at 3:11 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Watch their other ad at

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz4Z6L4u8E4

    Hilarious!

  18. bitchincamaro says at 3:41 pm, October 25th, 2008

    “That’s REAL kitchen curtains”!

    …ah Fuck.

  19. DoktorZoom says at 3:48 pm, October 25th, 2008

    And if you’re one of those dorks who, 8 years ago, thought those “Wazzzup” ads were funny (I confess–I loved ‘em), here’s the 2008 update, with the original cast, no less: Wassup 2008

  20. Jennifer Connelly is a staunch vegan–one presumes she’s against moose killing.

  21. Delicious says at 4:04 pm, October 25th, 2008

    DoktorZoom: That is the best one, hands down.

    Any campaign ad where somebody tries to hang himself because of Bush is solid gold.

  22. el_burrito says at 4:21 pm, October 25th, 2008

    If she’s worried about food, send her to my house,
    I’ll give her a high protein snack.

  23. The Vet Who Did Not Vet is still the best campaign commercial this year.

  24. Remember how McCain spent his 69th birthday? Laughing with Bush while they both ignored Katrina, which was on every channel? Well, he of course spent his 70th birthday in the sketchy country of Montenegro with various criminals, watching Anne Hathaway strip. That party was hosted by Raffaello Follieri, who was captured by our police (with no help from John McCain) and was sentenced yesterday to FOUR AND A HALF YEARS in prison. After which he will be deported.

  25. StrangelyBrown says at 5:19 pm, October 25th, 2008
  26. rocktonsammy says at 8:07 pm, October 25th, 2008

    They look like they need to relax with a hot steaming cup of Sanka.

  27. Roll Fish says at 9:57 pm, October 25th, 2008

    AWWWW FUCK

  28. lampadadog says at 11:02 pm, October 25th, 2008

    A craps table! So that’s what was down by the creek and the sycamore tree where he took Palin…

  29. ladymacbeth says at 1:18 am, October 26th, 2008

    i love this.

  30. BobLoblawLawBlog says at 2:02 am, October 26th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: Bless you, Sir.

  31. It was only Cindy’s money though. There’s plenty more where that came from.

  32. Ah,Sandler was a Mccain backer not so long ago. Are you saying he jumped ship too?

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