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Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail
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THIS IS JUST ANOTHER INSULT TO RON PAUL AND THE CONSTITUTION YOU FROTHY GEO-KINETIC MYOPIC HEAVY-SET YET NOT TOO HEAVY SET RIO VACATIONING MASTURBATING LIBERALS.
Oh Hell Yeah! Bye Bye you little bitch… Have a nice day…
Free Ashley Todd!
Oh how I delight in the misfortunes of others!
And oh hey the “B” is gone…..
Why is the ACORN police department kidnapping McCain volunteers?
Na na na na
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
Goodbyyyyyyye
Cindy should hook her up with some pills to lower the highs and raise the lows.
Bush will pardon her. America will cry in shame.
Thanks, cut-nut! I never knew I was schadenfreugasmic!
Perp walk in cuffs! Have a great weekend!
Says she has “prior mental problems”, perhaps so. I hope that she has records of that or, another lie. Jail will straighten her up I’m sure.
uhmmm…and how did the makeup get around her eye???
Will Walnuts bail her out?
Well, at least we can all rest easily knowing that she didn’t know what she was doing and that it wasn’t premeditated.
Lordy, the lengths to which people will go to be a featured cretin on Wonkette.
If Pittsburgh is unfriendly towards McCain campaign workers, imagine how a fucking JAIL in Pittsburgh is going to feel about a race-baiting McCain staffer? Not even the murderer crowd will want to be her friend!
Why doth Ken Layne hate Ashley Todd?
wow, she cleans up good. where’s the black eye?
Anyway, if she’s claiming she was mentally disturbed, what’s up with the Twitters? That seems pre-meditated to me.
Who know it would be the Gotcha! media’s fault.
so does this mean the mentally ill are the last and best supporters of Walnuts?
Suck it, Ashley!
Cry me a river!
(I love her little wing-nutty dig at the “media.”)
She doesn’t understand what the fuss is all about, and blames the media. FAIL.
Wait, this the Palin wardrobe scandal thread, right?
Oh, God. I’ve been waiting for the perp walk video.
Good thing I’m already not wearing pants!
I really don’t care about any punishment, I just want her in jail on Nov. 4th. Make it impossible for her to do the one thing she cares about.
Either that or take away her pie.
ha ha ha ha x 1,000
Oh, of COURSE a bunch of black police people were immediately suspicious of her story. You know Colin Powell had something to do with this.
Stacy Smith is kind of a big deal.
She blamed the media for making a big deal of this?! Geeze — I think I know what the B stands for now: Dumber than Palin.
Guitar_Guy: if she gets gangbanged in prison, no one will believe her. let the salad tossin’ begin
Now whose the Maverick, bitches?
Nothing to see here, folks, move along…
I love how racists never know what the big deal is.
White people seriously are the fucking devil, dude.
And of course they think she may be a danger to herself? Glad that the jail staff are experts in Psychiatry!
HandsomePete: I was just thinking that the black policewomen were most likely in the tank. You know it hasn’t escaped Hannity, etc. that the police were BLACK & therefore, their investigation cannot be trusted.
Such a wonderful Friday. The lil’ plumpkin frog-marched through a flock of scorn vultures–and she still hasn’t found the off switch for her lie-hole, as now she “doesn’t know” how the 8 or B or whatever got etched onto her face ham and this is all the media’s fault anyway.
I don’t need my bourbon tonight, as I’m already drunk with the certainty that sleep-deprived McCain staffers are staggering through their offices at this very moment, shrieking incoherently at each like cranked-up howler monkeys, praying that their hearts will explode and release them from the madness and failure of their imploding careers.
Mmmmmmm, delicious. OK, I’m still going to drink that bourbon, though.
Someday, we’ll all laugh at this. Hell, why wait, let’s laugh at it now.
Borat: My thoughts exactly, which is why the election might be closer than polls show.
mattbolt: I was thinking about that when I saw your LOVELY comment. She wasn’t mugged before, but we can be damn sure she’s going to lose a limb (or two?) in next 48 hours.
I feel sorry for her.
All she did was try to throw an entire election through some premeditated racist hate-mongering lies.
I think her prizon guard will loosen her shackels long enough so he can draw a cross in the dirt with his toe (before the gangbang). That should be another good lie to tell and hey, its happened before to different people who all have different versions of events. It’s perfect!
Hmm. The acronym for “Free Ashley Todd” is F.A.T.
I want a conjugal visit, ’cause you know crazy means wild in the sack.
Plus, I think I want to try to fuck the Mc Cain (supporting) away.
TheeFauxhemian: Wasn’t premeditated by her, anyway:
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/mccain_aide_gave_reporters_inc.php
Deference, Ken Layne. I don’t like your tone.
So does she still get to vote or will she miraculously be healed and sane by Election day? Praise Jeebus you is healed!!
Check back on Monday after she’s found Jesus in the clink.
wheelie: Me, too. And not just because she’s obviously disturbed. She’s apparently pretty damn stupid, too.
josereyes.theroof: You obvs love BBBBSBNRWs (big branded by Barack supporter but not really womens)
At lesat in jail, she’ll be exposed to more practical and realistic worldviews. Not kidding.
Fly-over Correspondent: I can’t believe there are ten days of campaigning left. I’m not sure I can take it if the next ten days are going to be like the last two. It will be like some sort of magic mushroom vacation.
Barry should just stay in Hawaii at this point. There is really no need for him to come back if this is how McCain is going to conduct his business.
You don’t have to be crazy to be a supporter of John McCain. But it helps!
Fly-over Correspondent: God, McCain’s vile minions really ran with this bullshit story didn’t they. What a limbo game this election is. The bar just keeps heading lower and lower.
This is how all Republican careers start: cuffs and shame. Mark my words. She’ll be rewarded for her loyalty somehow.
The best part is that now that she’s playing the crazy angle, she’s gotta play it to the hilt.
She’s gotta be psychologically evaluated, froth at the mouth, take a dump on the floor, etc., all the while knowing that this was just a very badly planned shenanigan.
And then the BEST BEST part is when she has to face any future employer — they will google her and be like, “Hey, weren’t you that crazy chick that carved a B into your face?”
And some of them will be irate Republicans.
Yummy!!!
Stupid white people.
Well, she was a McCain supporter and a Paultard, so all of the “prior mental illness” comments are redundant.
Hell, Barry should govern from Hawaii, from the deck of a splendid ship. I would happily take any orders coming from the deck of a splendid Hawaiian ship.
mattbolt: She’ll be like one rung above child rapists… if she’s lucky.
Can someone please make a “Fatbody Race Baiters for McCain shirt?” Please?
I AM Ashley Todd
THE race baiting psycho.
fuckinredneck: Betcha she catches the Rehab train…what do you think her addiction might be?
This is the best thing to happen to KDKA since a squirrel strapped on water skis.
She’s suffering from teh mentalism. She’s hurting. She’s a victim.
I just hope they catch the guy who did that to her.
The media laid a trap for her, and she walked right into it.
i think its time for palin to drop the puck at a commie hockey game in st louis. maybe someone will carve an “o” into her face for ‘you just lost the election for mccain’
Are the last months of this campaign meant to be some sort of epic, karmic mea culpa for us having to endure the last eight years of misery in this country? Because if so, this video will just about do it for me, thanks. Just top me off with a November 4th win for that colored fella I voted for today and all will be forgiven.
Jail?!?!
They need to take Cut-Nut to the insane-asylum, where she can play knifes with Angelina Jolie ala Girl Interrupted.
She’ll probably carve a B into her jailmate’s face and say Barack came into her cell at night and did it :P. CRAZY!
AlexTrebeksGirl: Wonkette should endorse this girl.
fuckinredneck: In my experience, all employers are irate Republicans…
I blame the twitteratzi.
I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… the utter stupidity of the idea… the hateful effort to make obama look bad/guilty by association… the undoing by ignorance so raw as a lack of comprehension regarding how mirrors reflect the opposite image… this has sarah palin’s fingerprints all over it.
Borat:
That’s why the Republicans hate health care; they’re afraid that when the mentally ill are treated, they’ll have no followers left.
AnglRdr: Pie?
Ashley Todd is the Montauk Monster of Autumn! Oh, what monstrosity will Winter bring?! Can’t wait!
AnglRdr: Betcha she catches the Rehab train…what do you think her addiction might be?
HOT POCKETS
Texan Bulldoggette: I know– I hope that someone comes out and says this– it will be another stupid gaff and these wing nuts can keep on shooting themselves in the foot until they’re all gone.
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/74016865-Ashley-Todd-And-McCain-Camp-Lied
It’s really hard to funny this up, dammit…
Na-na na-na, hey-hey hey-hey, goodbye!
grendel: Top-notch attorneys from the RNC and the McCain campaign are jetting her way even now to post her bail.
shortsshortsshorts: She’s gonna lose her virginity is what she’s gonna lose (unless those attorneys get there soon). She could be in for a night she never forgets.
Guitar_Guy: Jails are where we routinely send our mentally ill these days in the USA! USA! USA! It’s part of the ownership society, and it’s all the mentally ill can afford to own. But it’s theirs!
How about inauguratin’ a bev’ in honor of Ms Todd. I suggest “A Splintered Chiffarobe” (Tunamelt is brilliant for first mentioning the Mockingbird connection I believe) Gin with a splash of virgin’s tears over the rocks, if no virgins are present you can lie. It would make a great perp-atini. something to celebrate your favorite perpwalk.
schadenfreude!!
atodd: my cellmate gave me a makeover. 2 MUCH LIPLINER
atodd: omg, the ppl in prison are so mean
atodd: this orange jumpsuit totally itches.
Is it me, or was the backasswards-B on Ashley’s face covered up by fresh slap marks exactly the size and shape of the black Asst. Police Chief’s hand?
Just sayin’.
Fly-over Correspondent: But can’t he (the communications director) just say that he was repeating what she told him? It does look suspicious, and I don’t buy everything she is saying (now), but doesn’t he have plausible deniability?
Poor thing. I hope Dr Paul mans up for the treatment bills.
FREE ASHLEY TODD!!
This was their penultimate stratagem. It failed.
Now it’s on to plan Z: Dump Palin and put Mittens or Rudy on the ticket.
There’s really no other option now.
Um. Why is she wearing a University of Tennessee sweatshirt? Is this some sort of anti-Volunteer campaign she is also sekritly waging? I thought A&M’s big rival was Texas!
Olbermann’s going after this freak.
A little off-topic perhaps, but the LAPD has changed their slogan from “To Serve and Protect” to “We Treat You Like a King.”
As someone who is also “mentally disturbed”, I find it quite offensive that we have to be thrown in the same pile as Ashley Todd.
Scooter: Not only does it help, it’s expected!
BALLER!
The media is so biased. They edited out each time the police spokeswoman did the BWAHAHAHAHAHA thing and the Palin Wink. I think we’re not getting the full story of this tragedy.
I, for one, welcome our scratch face overlords
Borat: Ashley Toad is a despicable race-baiter, yes, and it is in jest, but I have a hard time calling for the rape of anyone, even a bitter little troll-doll like her.
nurple: The ship governing is fine, but I’d be more in favor of governance from the porch of a giant tropical home. Very relaxed. Very cool, six or seven hours behind the East Coast so he’ll be able to let the news sink in before making rash judgements. If that’s where the “Western White House” is going to be, sign me up!
fuckinredneck: I have to be serious, darn it.
The whole “I’m psycho!” thing is bullshit on so many levels. First, there’s a bunch of youtube videos with her talking to the camera, and she may be a loser, but she doesn’t seem psycho at all. She may be clinically paultarded, however.
EVEN IF she woke up to find a backwards B on her face (which she says now), she still must have concocted the rest of the story (so even if that part of the story is true, she’s still a race baiting cunt hag).
FURTHERMORE, the idea that she just “woke up” in her car with a fucking B on her face is so ridiculous, there’s probably some lame Hollywood movie which she stole it from.
nurple: You’re right. The world views acquired in prison will greatly assist in to our decent into a planet of apes country by the time she gets out. If you know how to carve a shank, you’ll find a way to eat.
Ok, shall we take bets on whose book is going to do better- Joe the Plumber or Ashley the Cutter? Or are they going to be on the 2012 ticket?
I hope Ashley and the five black hookers and crack addicts in her cell get along well.
If there is any justice in this world, Ms. Todd will be exiled to Alaska.
Well duh - as if anyone except the buchbots - (read mcpain) peeps would believe anything that came out of this. Please little fat girls - go away.
This is one troubled chick, but I’m not sure she’s “crazy” in the “take a dump on the floor” sense of the word. I just think events got out of control and what started as some mindless prank turned into the “beating of the century.” She is out of the Karl Rove school (he bugged his own office then called the cops during the 86 gubernatorial campaign here in TX) but isn’t smart enough to pull it off (plus, the Internet makes these stunts twice as hard). Enjoy jail for the weekend, m’dear. It’s always darkest before the dawn, &c.
Haven’t read all the other comments, so pardon please if this is a repeat, but
Damn.
Matt Drudge has gone off the freakin EDGE - Joe the Plumber’s opinion in huge font? Aww. Matt had his widdle feelings hurt by the whole Ashley Todd deal so now he’s going to piss on the wall? A McCain supporter I know said she is deleting Drudge from bookmarks- the guy is obviously psycho. I’m deleting him too, and Drudge has been in my bookmarks for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS Alan!
facehead: IN FACT… this is what happens to Halle Berry’s character in GOTHIKA.
She’s unstable, so they’re taking her to jail for safety. Pittsburgh must really suck when the jail is safer than a mental hospital.
Is it wrong that I thought that BTodd in handcuffs was pretty hot?
BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton has announced that he will bail out Ms. Todd, and take her under his wing.
accidental_tourist: Haha, I don’t quite see why anyone would stop going to his website over it. I see how it really knocks down his credibility, but isn’t a lack of credibility pretty systemic/pandemic across most media these days?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Is that what he’s calling it these days?
Palin-Plumber2012: No! What’s left of my sanity is clinging to Wonkette and Fivethirtyeight.com for truth, justice, and the American way!!
She suddenly looked at the internet, and saw that Matt Drudge had posted a picture of her face. Since she was the only one who took the picture and had an e-mail to Drudge in her outbox, she thought it was possible she was the one who sent it to him.
She suddenly looked at the police, and realized that they had just heard her recounting a story about how she was mutilated by a black guy. Since she was the only one talking, she figured there was a good chance it was she who had told them that lie.
She suddenly looked at the police again, and realized that now they heard her say the black guy had fondled her. Since she was still the only one talking, she supposed she might have been the person to suggest she was also sexually assaulted.
But who knows, really.
I’m so disgusted. This is obviously one more example of “gotcha” journalism. Damn media. Now they’ll NEVER find her assailant.
Drudge hasn’t gone over the edge, he’s gone for the gold! America’s favorite link farmer is tired of doing this crap day-in-day-out and he’s just picking up a little extra retirement income. He cares more about the overnights than he does who’s elected President.
I often wonder about all the media attention I get when I presage an attack against my person on twitter, then photograph the aftermath myself and then post the picture online. Damn you gotcha media.
Seriously, if the fact that she was put in jail for observation instead of in a Hospital doesn’t change her ideology…
Ashly Todd, John McCain wants you to kill yourself for victory!
Well, looks like Kelly Osborne has her Halloween costume all set for this year…
A misdemeanor? Can’t she be charged with inciting a hate crime?
How is this act of race baiting different than burning cross on someone’s lawn —? Plenty of evidence that this was a premeditated plan, and volumes of evidence that her actions worked to inflame racist sentiments. So if Pittsburgh police can only offer a misdemeanor, maybe the Feds can bring Federal Hate Crime charges against her?
Mental illness is a bullsh*t excuse; the fact that so many were inclined to believe this speaks volumes. The myth of the black rapist/mugger runs deep.
Prior bouts of mental instability - when she voted for Bush in 2004?
Meanwhile, Joe the Plumber is ready to take a lead pipe for realz to this wanna be for taking away his 15 minutes.
The McCain camp will tomorrow announce a “Ashley Todd” tour touting their comprehensive plan for race relations and mental health treatment. Oh, wait…..
Can you imagine the bumper sticker interactive they could have with that one????
I AM so batshit crazy
THE stunt I pulled will decimate the GOP
I AM John Moody
THE one furiously updating my resume
natoslug: Fair play to you, I agree with that.
Sadly, Travis Childers has yet to say a thing.
wheelie: Damn, I hate discovering that I have limits.
Voyou Charmant: Guilty as charged. I have taken a shine to Mc Cain voter for the sake of mainting the trust-fund Meghan Mc Cain, & she’s a little plumper… In fact, I bet she tastes like gravy. Or bacon. Or bacon-gravy.
… Oh, shit, I just cummed.
Strangely enough, Ms. Todd’s possible sentence if convicted:
FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
The ‘knife’ that drew that B on her face should’ve also been charged with being in the presence of an offensive weapon.
Jeebus. I thought Phil Fulmer had enough problems. Now he’s got Sarah Palin’s hacker and a some McCain Emo chick trying to bring him down. The Volunteers are clearly, CLEARLY in the tank. I saw the H in “UNIVERSITY” and thought of Hussein.
edgydrifter:
8 or B or whatever
Place it on its side and it’s a symbol meaning
Infinity…
Holy fuck, wonkette. I thought the bling you made of our little college republican ashley would be the gift that would keep on giving… but now I get a video? From real life, nonetheless.
pat robertsons personal trainer - As a native of TN, it’s great to be a part of this subversive underground hackerness. http://www.truecrimereport.com/2008/10/tennessee_the_hacker_state.php
BORAT: NO! We are “mentally ill”, not insane! Not all nuts are Walnuts.
Though I personally prefer “mentally interesting”.
This is just bringing up too many flashbacks of Dennis Kucinich attacking me at an ATM and slashing a K into my calf. I think Stephanie Tubbs Jones had something to do with it. You know, with the blackness and all.
not sure how the B got there? what about the make-up, the twitters, knowing the location of the ATM…?
Don’t drop the soap Ash! Unless, of course, you’re into that.
So when it was an unknown attacker the B was carved into her face-now that she did it, it is scratched there.I Love America.
PoliTacky: Love it!
I love the thought of this twit telling a roomful of police officers of color “I couldn’t really remember how I got banged up, so I figured it was safe to assume it was a black guy that did it”.
I have an interesting question, do you think McCain can pronounce CUT NUT without making Cindy’s eye hyper extend?
AnglRdr: Dark meat.
shortsshortsshorts: But not, of course, from her soul.
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Free? Thank gawd. I thought that we’d have to pay.
Actually, I feel sad for her. The Pillsbury Doughboy just cancelled their engagement.
Jail huh? Whatever will this woman of such high family values and goodness do?