Ha Ha Ha: Ashley Todd Taken To Jail

Oh Hell Yeah! Bye Bye you little bitch… Have a nice day…

Oh how I delight in the misfortunes of others!

Why is the ACORN police department kidnapping McCain volunteers?

Cindy should hook her up with some pills to lower the highs and raise the lows.

Thanks, cut-nut! I never knew I was schadenfreugasmic!

Says she has “prior mental problems”, perhaps so. I hope that she has records of that or, another lie. Jail will straighten her up I’m sure.

Will Walnuts bail her out?

Lordy, the lengths to which people will go to be a featured cretin on Wonkette.

Why doth Ken Layne hate Ashley Todd?

Who know it would be the Gotcha! media’s fault.

Suck it, Ashley!
Cry me a river!

(I love her little wing-nutty dig at the “media.”)

Oh, God. I’ve been waiting for the perp walk video.

Good thing I’m already not wearing pants!

ha ha ha ha x 1,000

Stacy Smith is kind of a big deal.

[re=148187]Guitar_Guy[/re]: if she gets gangbanged in prison, no one will believe her. let the salad tossin’ begin

Nothing to see here, folks, move along…

White people seriously are the fucking devil, dude.

[re=148205]HandsomePete[/re]: I was just thinking that the black policewomen were most likely in the tank. You know it hasn’t escaped Hannity, etc. that the police were BLACK & therefore, their investigation cannot be trusted.

Someday, we’ll all laugh at this. Hell, why wait, let’s laugh at it now.

[re=148194]mattbolt[/re]: I was thinking about that when I saw your LOVELY comment. She wasn’t mugged before, but we can be damn sure she’s going to lose a limb (or two?) in next 48 hours.

I think her prizon guard will loosen her shackels long enough so he can draw a cross in the dirt with his toe (before the gangbang). That should be another good lie to tell and hey, its happened before to different people who all have different versions of events. It’s perfect!

I want a conjugal visit, ’cause you know crazy means wild in the sack.

Plus, I think I want to try to fuck the Mc Cain (supporting) away.

Deference, Ken Layne. I don’t like your tone.

Check back on Monday after she’s found Jesus in the clink.

[re=148226]josereyes.theroof[/re]: You obvs love BBBBSBNRWs (big branded by Barack supporter but not really womens)

[re=148228]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: I can’t believe there are ten days of campaigning left. I’m not sure I can take it if the next ten days are going to be like the last two. It will be like some sort of magic mushroom vacation.

Barry should just stay in Hawaii at this point. There is really no need for him to come back if this is how McCain is going to conduct his business.

[re=148228]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: God, McCain’s vile minions really ran with this bullshit story didn’t they. What a limbo game this election is. The bar just keeps heading lower and lower.

The best part is that now that she’s playing the crazy angle, she’s gotta play it to the hilt.

She’s gotta be psychologically evaluated, froth at the mouth, take a dump on the floor, etc., all the while knowing that this was just a very badly planned shenanigan.

And then the BEST BEST part is when she has to face any future employer — they will google her and be like, “Hey, weren’t you that crazy chick that carved a B into your face?”

And some of them will be irate Republicans.

Yummy!!!

Well, she was a McCain supporter and a Paultard, so all of the “prior mental illness” comments are redundant.

[re=148194]mattbolt[/re]: She’ll be like one rung above child rapists… if she’s lucky.

Can someone please make a “Fatbody Race Baiters for McCain shirt?” Please?

I AM Ashley Todd
THE race baiting psycho.

This is the best thing to happen to KDKA since a squirrel strapped on water skis.

The media laid a trap for her, and she walked right into it.

Are the last months of this campaign meant to be some sort of epic, karmic mea culpa for us having to endure the last eight years of misery in this country? Because if so, this video will just about do it for me, thanks. Just top me off with a November 4th win for that colored fella I voted for today and all will be forgiven.

[re=148247]AlexTrebeksGirl[/re]: Wonkette should endorse this girl.

I blame the twitteratzi.

[re=148198]Borat[/re]:
That’s why the Republicans hate health care; they’re afraid that when the mentally ill are treated, they’ll have no followers left.

Ashley Todd is the Montauk Monster of Autumn! Oh, what monstrosity will Winter bring?! Can’t wait!

[re=148215]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I know– I hope that someone comes out and says this– it will be another stupid gaff and these wing nuts can keep on shooting themselves in the foot until they’re all gone.

Na-na na-na, hey-hey hey-hey, goodbye!

How about inauguratin’ a bev’ in honor of Ms Todd. I suggest “A Splintered Chiffarobe” (Tunamelt is brilliant for first mentioning the Mockingbird connection I believe) Gin with a splash of virgin’s tears over the rocks, if no virgins are present you can lie. It would make a great perp-atini. something to celebrate your favorite perpwalk.

atodd: my cellmate gave me a makeover. 2 MUCH LIPLINER

atodd: omg, the ppl in prison are so mean

atodd: this orange jumpsuit totally itches.

[re=148228]Fly-over Correspondent[/re]: But can’t he (the communications director) just say that he was repeating what she told him? It does look suspicious, and I don’t buy everything she is saying (now), but doesn’t he have plausible deniability?

FREE ASHLEY TODD!!

Um. Why is she wearing a University of Tennessee sweatshirt? Is this some sort of anti-Volunteer campaign she is also sekritly waging? I thought A&M’s big rival was Texas!

A little off-topic perhaps, but the LAPD has changed their slogan from “To Serve and Protect” to “We Treat You Like a King.”

[re=148245]Scooter[/re]: Not only does it help, it’s expected!

The media is so biased. They edited out each time the police spokeswoman did the BWAHAHAHAHAHA thing and the Palin Wink. I think we’re not getting the full story of this tragedy.

[re=148208]Borat[/re]: Ashley Toad is a despicable race-baiter, yes, and it is in jest, but I have a hard time calling for the rape of anyone, even a bitter little troll-doll like her.

[re=148249]fuckinredneck[/re]: I have to be serious, darn it.

The whole “I’m psycho!” thing is bullshit on so many levels. First, there’s a bunch of youtube videos with her talking to the camera, and she may be a loser, but she doesn’t seem psycho at all. She may be clinically paultarded, however.

EVEN IF she woke up to find a backwards B on her face (which she says now), she still must have concocted the rest of the story (so even if that part of the story is true, she’s still a race baiting cunt hag).

FURTHERMORE, the idea that she just “woke up” in her car with a fucking B on her face is so ridiculous, there’s probably some lame Hollywood movie which she stole it from.

Ok, shall we take bets on whose book is going to do better- Joe the Plumber or Ashley the Cutter? Or are they going to be on the 2012 ticket?

Well duh – as if anyone except the buchbots – (read mcpain) peeps would believe anything that came out of this. Please little fat girls – go away.

Haven’t read all the other comments, so pardon please if this is a repeat, but

Damn.

Matt Drudge has gone off the freakin EDGE – Joe the Plumber’s opinion in huge font? Aww. Matt had his widdle feelings hurt by the whole Ashley Todd deal so now he’s going to piss on the wall? A McCain supporter I know said she is deleting Drudge from bookmarks- the guy is obviously psycho. I’m deleting him too, and Drudge has been in my bookmarks for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS Alan!

She’s unstable, so they’re taking her to jail for safety. Pittsburgh must really suck when the jail is safer than a mental hospital.

BREAKING NEWS: Bill Clinton has announced that he will bail out Ms. Todd, and take her under his wing.

[re=148353]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Is that what he’s calling it these days?

She suddenly looked at the internet, and saw that Matt Drudge had posted a picture of her face. Since she was the only one who took the picture and had an e-mail to Drudge in her outbox, she thought it was possible she was the one who sent it to him.

She suddenly looked at the police, and realized that they had just heard her recounting a story about how she was mutilated by a black guy. Since she was the only one talking, she figured there was a good chance it was she who had told them that lie.

She suddenly looked at the police again, and realized that now they heard her say the black guy had fondled her. Since she was still the only one talking, she supposed she might have been the person to suggest she was also sexually assaulted.

But who knows, really.

Drudge hasn’t gone over the edge, he’s gone for the gold! America’s favorite link farmer is tired of doing this crap day-in-day-out and he’s just picking up a little extra retirement income. He cares more about the overnights than he does who’s elected President.

Well, looks like Kelly Osborne has her Halloween costume all set for this year…

Prior bouts of mental instability – when she voted for Bush in 2004?

[re=148321]natoslug[/re]: Fair play to you, I agree with that.

[re=148418]wheelie[/re]: Damn, I hate discovering that I have limits.

Strangely enough, Ms. Todd’s possible sentence if convicted:

FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!

Jeebus. I thought Phil Fulmer had enough problems. Now he’s got Sarah Palin’s hacker and a some McCain Emo chick trying to bring him down. The Volunteers are clearly, CLEARLY in the tank. I saw the H in “UNIVERSITY” and thought of Hussein.

Holy fuck, wonkette. I thought the bling you made of our little college republican ashley would be the gift that would keep on giving… but now I get a video? From real life, nonetheless.

BORAT: NO! We are “mentally ill”, not insane! Not all nuts are Walnuts.

This is just bringing up too many flashbacks of Dennis Kucinich attacking me at an ATM and slashing a K into my calf. I think Stephanie Tubbs Jones had something to do with it. You know, with the blackness and all.

Don’t drop the soap Ash! Unless, of course, you’re into that.

[re=148286]PoliTacky[/re]: Love it!

I have an interesting question, do you think McCain can pronounce CUT NUT without making Cindy’s eye hyper extend?

[re=148178]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: But not, of course, from her soul.
[re=148176]MISTAHCOUGHDROP[/re]: Free? Thank gawd. I thought that we’d have to pay.

Actually, I feel sad for her. The Pillsbury Doughboy just cancelled their engagement.