• February 9, 2012

Wonkette videographer and local hero Liz Glover covered an Obama rally Wednesday in Leesburg, a rich person’s town in Northern Virginia. Who cares what Obama said — probably HOPE HOPE HOPE BLAH PFFT — Liz was more interested in the McCain-Palin fans who showed up just to stare at all of the liberals. Here’s one fella she met, a professional in the very reckless industry that is currently destroying the global economy, thanks. He is worried about “Socialism” and hates all of the Illegal Mexicans with whom he, uh, works. [YouTube]

{ 76 comments }

blader October 24, 2008 at 4:20 pm

I’ve sort of lost track…he’s from NOVA, right?

Now is that pro-American or anti-American?

Doglessliberal October 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

gave him just enough rope to hang himself–nice!

Dave J. October 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

That accent of his is Cincinnati all the way. I call bullshit on his story.

Styrofoam Boots October 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

At least he got his shout-out to V-Tech in there.

Bottom line, uh, bottom line… bottom line—Mexicans should be deported…… unless they help with my website.

ShaqsDong October 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how worked up Republicans get thinking about our nation reverting back to the evil socialist tax rates we had under state dictators such as Reagan, Bush (I) and Clinton.

stolichnayaaa October 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

He’s a male Palin. He’s a Malin.

Inadequate Blackmail October 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

He’s lived in fake Virginia all his life and he wants me to listen to what he has to say? Go back to Waziristan, America hater!

Texan Bulldoggette October 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=147689]blader[/re]: That’s Commie country, according to Joe McCain (who cursed out the 911 operator because of traffic in said Commie country).

loquaciousmusic October 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

He’s been fired and laid off? He must suck at his job, then.

Tawmn October 24, 2008 at 4:23 pm

The world needs stronger soap.

King Rinzy of Rohan October 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

He looks a little like Lee Greenwood. Thank goodness he won’t let facts get in the way of his McCain-lust.

Doglessliberal October 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm

[re=147695]Dave J.[/re]: nah, it is a NoVa area accent. Similar to DC/Suburban Md accent

nurple October 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

When the Revolution comes, I reserve his compulsory service for myself. Will he polish my marble bust of Patrice Lumumba, or press my Mao suits? I cannot decide.

bitchincamaro October 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Behind the shades, he was sooooo hitting on our Liz. I smellz testosterone.

shortsshortsshorts October 24, 2008 at 4:25 pm

[re=147704]loquaciousmusic[/re]: WIN.

Gopherit October 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm

Can’t you guys pony up for a new microphone for Liz? She’s attracting stray dogs everywhere.

Texan Bulldoggette October 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm

[re=147696]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Yeah, ‘day laborer’ definitely means ‘web site designer’ in TX.

Jim Newell October 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm

[re=147710]Doglessliberal[/re]: Yeah, that is Maryland all the way… he is like Ehrlich’s secret twin.

NotNotLickingToads October 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm

Dey took our jeeeerbs!

Dave J. October 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=147710]Doglessliberal[/re]: Ah well, I’m an elitist left-coaster. I’ve only been to Ohio once, and that was as far East as I’ve ever been.

JeffGoldblum October 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Pie in face?

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

Dear god, why is he embarrassing my college?

Larry McAwful October 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm

[re=147704]loquaciousmusic[/re]: What’s even worse is that he says he’s a small business owner. If you’ve been fired and laid off from your own small business, then you’re a failure on a level I’m hard-pressed to describe.

greg October 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm

so AOL programmers have taken to hanging out in the 7-Eleven parking lots of Leesburg now? I suspect he’ll be all for nuking Bangalore or Pakistan or wherever, too

edgydrifter October 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

The circa-1975 socialite burnout sunglasses are unforgivable. Sadly, I’m referring to Liz. It’s the opposite of putting lipstick on a pig–it’s like smearing Velveeta on a kitten. Must Not Do!

Doglessliberal October 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=147726]Jim Newell[/re]: yup, like the poor stepchild of the Philly accent

[re=147731]Dave J.[/re]: you could do a whole accent tour from Maine to Georgia along the coast and be amazed at the variety. You have about 6 in Virginia alone. There’s a pocket of Va people in the Northern Neck who sound like Canadians (“aboot”)

Uncle Al October 24, 2008 at 4:38 pm

I don’t think I believe he ever made $370,000 a year and $70 the next year.

Neon Trotsky October 24, 2008 at 4:39 pm

God damn that Socialism, like when a state funds and runs an educational institution, like Virginia Tech…oh…nevermind…

Larry McAwful October 24, 2008 at 4:39 pm

[re=147739]edgydrifter[/re]: I have to admit that I have smeared Velveeta on a kitten. That kitten furiously tried to lick that Velveeta, but the other kittens did a better job of it, finding poor Velveetakins suddenly very interesting. They all seemed to enjoy it, so I don’t feel guilty, and I feel guilty pretty easily.

JDHART October 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm

I live in Leesburg, VA and I went to the rally at Ida Lee Park (it was great!). This guy is yet another Loudoun County developer who was busy running this town into the ground (with the help of the Republican Board of Supervisors)during the boom years. Now that a slow-growth board has been elected, he’s pissed off that his gravy train has derailed. That isn’t Obama’s fault, pal. It’s the fault of people like you who thought the real estate boom would never end and didn’t plan ahead. The roads are gridlocked, the schools are over-crowded and people got tired of their property taxes going up and up and up. All bubbles burst, sooner or later, and everyone who’s going to last in real estate ought to know it.

BTW, there were about 20,000 Obama supporters in Leesburg and maybe 25-30 McCain protesters at this rally. Leesburg isn’t a big town and this is an incredible number of people. Both the Obama campaign and the locals did a great job in handling it all.

DangerousLiberal October 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm

“I’m a small business owner. I mowed my neighbor’s lawn once, he paid me a sawbuck, and I filed schedule C.”

Whatta fuckin’ douche. “I got laid off, rode the real estate bubble, screwed/was screwed by everything, and it’s all the socialists’ and the messicans’ fault.”

“I don’t belong to an organization, I am just another independent tool for the McCain campaign.” This dude wins the douche of the week award.

Doglessliberal October 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm

[re=147749]Uncle Al[/re]: yeah, I had a bit of trouble with that one, too. And he made $21K his first year of college? I’d like to know his secret. I owed about that for my first year of college.

[re=147752]Neon Trotsky[/re]: Careful, you might break his brain with your nasty old “logic” and “facts”

hunglikejesus October 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm

You use Mexicans for web design? I can almost see giving undocumented workers jobs like picking cabbage as falling under the pretense that “no one else is willing”, but now web design? You’re going to force every white male who smells like Cheetos and ass-sweat into the unemployment line. And you say you love this country.

Doglessliberal October 24, 2008 at 4:42 pm

[re=147759]DangerousLiberal[/re]: ” This dude wins the douche of the week award.” And this week, that is saying a hell of a lot!

shortsshortsshorts October 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

[re=147759]DangerousLiberal[/re]: “I’m just another independent tool for the McCain campaign…”
LEMME GUESS— He’s a gonna git a robbed by a black guy.

whiteasasheet October 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Meh. Douche. He’ll be happy when Obama gives him affordable healthcare.

HuskyMescan October 24, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Fired and laid off much? I wouldn’t hire him. I bet if congress signed and sent him a nice big check of socialism, he’d take it.

nurple October 24, 2008 at 4:45 pm

Ahem, if it weren’t for that Fannie/Freddy socialist thing, homebuilders would have gotten a third of the work they got in the boom. I wonder where the NAHB was in all of this.

pondscum October 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm

[re=147753]Larry McAwful[/re]: I can’t stop giggle at the thought of velveetakins. Thank you.

rmontcal October 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm

So scrambly!

SayItWithWookies October 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm

So is he the only real estate guy who doesn’t use cheap illegal labor to mow lawns, trim hedges and paint? Because I’ve never heard of anyone else forsaking the cheap stuff for the more expensive home grown variety. Maybe that’s why he’s not making any money this year — he’s just got too much darn integrity.

larz October 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm

Didn’t he pretty much Mrs Mooseburger? Do they have the same handlers?

natoslug October 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm

[re=147696]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: Fucking Mexicans. First they stole my $50/hour lettuce picking job. Now they’re stealing my best html design jobs. I draw the line at Flash development. Them libruls and illegals can take my my Flash CS4 when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Itsjustme October 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm

They have illegals in Virginia?

The Cold Sea October 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Liz made him stammer.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend October 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm

[re=147758]JDHART[/re]: Aww, I was there too. Now we are connected forever by 29,998 other people.

P.S. Traffic fucking blew. Thanks.

Styrofoam Boots October 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm

[re=147794]natoslug[/re]: I heard they’re teaching Ruby on Rails at the border now. We’re all doomed.

nurple October 24, 2008 at 5:02 pm

I worked temp labor one weekend alongside a bunch of illegals and I was utterly bushed after 3 hours. There is utterly no way you’re gonna find a US American able to keep up with these dudes. They’re tuff.

tripsydaily October 24, 2008 at 5:03 pm

He has an engineering degree from one of the finest engineering schools in nation but yet has chosen to go into real estate. Interesting.

GDTRFB October 24, 2008 at 5:06 pm

I’ll consider this my daily reminder that no matter how “blue” VA is trending, I will keep my family and home safely in the district of columbia until, alas, I move to the MARYLAND suburbs.

Word to MD.

Borat October 24, 2008 at 5:07 pm

He reminds me of that dog that totally molested Liz’s microphone.

lizglover October 24, 2008 at 5:11 pm

@edgydrifter. i know those glasses aren’t the greatest. i’m sorry. but i lost all my other shades and i didn’t want to get spit in my eyes when i was interviewing that guy.
velveeta makes a delicious con queso dip, btw, when you add a can of ro-tel tomatoes and some jalepeno peppers and heat. it was a popular dish during the 70s. it’s fondue-like texture makes for good kitten-coating.

johnbpt October 24, 2008 at 5:11 pm

“I’m not with any organization…”

Except for the Log Cabin Republicans, that is.

natoslug October 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm

[re=147805]Styrofoam Boots[/re]: I’m safe — my last 4 accounts were for companies in either Spain or Mexico. I’m not sure why they needed a gringo developer completely unable to QA anything in Spanish, but what the hell. It’s people like me that drive them here to take the jobs of people like me. I think I may have a problem in my loop . . .

lizglover October 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm

@borat – sarah the cnn politics dog! if you like the canines, here’s a dog named ludwig i met at the tune inn with jim after the mother jones party – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0gFtDFbCKg it’s too long but lud was so talented i had trouble cutting it down.

old man smell October 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm

What happens to this gentleman’s brain in the final 15 seconds of the interview?

JSDC007 October 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm

That state paid degree from Virginia Tech’s socialism only when Macaca gets his degree, cum laude, from there.

lizglover October 24, 2008 at 5:30 pm
sike101 October 24, 2008 at 5:31 pm

wow, what a silver tongue this man has. cognitive, some such, mescan web design, WTF? i think this fits into the larger death-rattle of the republican party. i like to watch.

Styrofoam Boots October 24, 2008 at 5:32 pm

[re=147826]natoslug[/re]: I have a Mexicano business partner—I think he’s stealing from me. I called 1-888-GIT-MEXI but the treated me as if I was Joe McCain calling 911. Fuck those fucking fuckers.

lizglover October 24, 2008 at 5:33 pm
lizglover October 24, 2008 at 5:35 pm

@styrofoam boots – try 877. maybe that’ll work.

sailingthestyx October 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm

the guy closed with Sarah Palin’s talking points; and stayed right on message, I might add…

natoslug October 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm

[re=147898]lizglover[/re]: I’m pretty sure it’s 900.

blader October 24, 2008 at 5:41 pm

[re=147765]Doglessliberal[/re]:
And that’s saying something because this was a fairly douche-heavy week

Que Sera Sarah October 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm

[re=147734]MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend[/re]: agreed. Shameful, it is.

Chief Grinning Eagle October 24, 2008 at 5:59 pm

I sympathize with this poor slob.

Out here in the Bay Brea Food Not Bombs is reporting there have been a significant number of real estate agents showing up in the food lines.

You see their vacant stares as they roam about listlessly with their grocery carts all filled with shark skin suits, satin sheets, Rolexes, and rolladexes.

Brother can you spare a Ten?

Sangwi Ddong Chim October 24, 2008 at 7:17 pm

What’s “cognitive illegal immigration”? Is he thinking of cognitive therapy, which he obvs needs, posthaste?

LOVE THE GLASSES, LIZ!

josereyes.theroof October 24, 2008 at 7:54 pm

[re=147707]King Rinzy of Rohan[/re]: I’m thinking more (note Republican) Mike Krzyzewski — yes, I can spell that from memory; I’m not Polish, but I’m from Milwaukee* — & am wondering when Coach K aka Ratface moved over to Virginia Tech.

*The best bitters joke I ever heard, from my one-time seminarian uncle who marched with James Groppi, relates to the equal housing marches in my fair burg in the late 60s:

Q: What’s the longest bridge in the world?

A: The 27th Street Viaduct — it connects Africa to Poland.

(& for me, what makes it really stand out, is that a lot of those Old Polish Bitters are now grandparents & great-grandparents to half-Mexican &/or half-black kids. Must be a real touch row to hoe, not hating on Junior.)

edgydrifter October 24, 2008 at 7:57 pm

[re=147819]lizglover[/re]: Well, I’ve seen evidence of you getting within cootie range of Carville, Kissinger and an entire platoon of Libertarian blimp hustlers, so I understand you frequently brave occupational hazards that few of us will ever face. I should have thought of that before criticizing your Jackie O. goggles. My apologies.

schvitzatura October 24, 2008 at 11:30 pm

A fourth-degree Neel Kashkari-wannabe hack, by the looks of him…except Kashkari has problem-solving chops out the ying-yang (but Neel will still EPIK PHAIL because his industry’s plutonium-grade toxicity financial vehicles have gone full frankentard). Likely VT Civ Eng B.S. grad. No theoretical maths. Minimal Comp Sci. Any engineering chops he had are sorely outdated/outmoded/obsolete.

Excelled at rote memorization of amortization schedules. Likely steered people into the shite ARMs/NINJA loan products, at full commission during the bubble salad days. Opportunist, not a business builder.

Also, does not qualify for the Glengarry leads. Coffee is for closers, numbnuts!

P.S. Should be strung up, along with Angelo Mozilo and his criminals…

Upthruster October 24, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Four different jobs in nine years? WTF? I’d only hire him as a day laborer. And the real estate thing, I’ve noticed is what sour grapes in middle life wind up doing when they don’t want anyone telling them to get out of the f*@king gym and get back to work. A little princess-like too.

Guppy06 October 25, 2008 at 9:59 am

Yet another McCain math whiz who doesn’t understand the difference between “gross” and “net?”

Titonwan October 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm

“yeah, we should like shore up the borders and stuff” WTF? WE should have done THAT about.. oh, I don’t know… about 500 some odd years ago. Maybe we’d own more than a Casino or two. Brown people sure have to hyper succeed to accomplish ANY thing in this joint. Jim Thorpe and Jesse Owens can attest to that noise. It’s time we have a black President we can despise and blame everything on! This guy’s hamster wheel needs greasin’.

pinkcrickets October 26, 2008 at 8:32 am

You know what, at least this guy’s not a total nuts. He’s pretending to support McCain for actual reasons, though they may be misguided. At least he’s not one of those weirdos yelling about Muslin and communism.

irishdave3 October 26, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Lousy Job history, doesn’t know Va Tech is “Public’ needs some Mexicans for web site maintenance… fake Virginian…probably shouldn’t get Health Insurance with his “Day-job”

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