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PRESIDENT OF HELL

St. Obama of the Apocalypse

Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him.
Whoa, jesus, New York Times, what are you people trying to say here, with this terrifying photograph of Barack Obama shaking his head with dignity as the world burns? Did McCain get the nuke suitcase? Oh noes! [New York Times via Wonkette commenter The NeoSkeptic]


3:05 PM on Fri October 24 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. problemwithcaring says at 3:09 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Dear Lord - where’s someone to tag Psalms 2 on the NY Times building when you need them? My friends, McCain might lose this election!

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 3:09 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Or are the clouds parting to reveal the terrible face of THE LORD as Obama delivers a thunderous Jeremaiad? Just like Cotton Mather.

  3. PopeyesPipe says at 3:09 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I think I see a fetus in that cloud.

  4. Juan McMaverick says at 3:11 pm, October 24th, 2008

    The trollop with the bad dye job, looks as if she is gonna just shit, if Johhnie can cut dat steak.

  5. Well, shee-utt. Only Wednesday that I was telling fans at the Leesburg Obama rally who were afraid they wouldn’t be able to see his entrance that they shouldn’t worry, he’d emerge right out of the clear October sky and descend to the stage in tongues of flame. I didn’t realize how prophetic I was. Hell, that deserves another drink….

  6. Dr. Zoidberg says at 3:13 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Hopey’s calling down the wrath of the Lord on McFailin’!

  7. Serolf Divad says at 3:13 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Did he just say “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”

  8. NoWireHangers says at 3:15 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Just looking at that picture makes me all tingly with hope and such.

  9. AnnieGetYourFun says at 3:17 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Is he tracing a backwards ‘B’ in the air? ZOMG.

  10. Seconds later the security guard arrested Obama for touching the valuable J.M.W. painting.

  11. I meant to write, “J.M.W Turner painting.”

    That was a fail

  12. shortsshortsshorts says at 3:19 pm, October 24th, 2008

    “Race-baiters for McCain.”

    I still can’t get over it.

  13. JoeFannyPack says at 3:20 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Where’s the accompanying picture of McCain giving a speech while a cow shits behind him.

  14. JoeFannyPack: Calling Meghan McCain a cow is out of line. She is just husky.

  15. CorkPopper says at 3:25 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Aw, you’re just not used to FL skies. Humidity feels like crap but makes purdy sunsets.

  16. PrairiePossum says at 3:29 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Reminds me of that scene in “Moses” when Charlton Heston brings the Ten Commandments down from the mountain. Hopey is taking his children to the promised land!

  17. natoslug says at 3:30 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I thought it was McCain who yelled at clouds — why is Obama flipping it the bird?

  18. spencer: S’okay. That’s what I thought it looked like, too.

  19. voyetra8 says at 3:32 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Booooooring.

    The Life in the Field people yanked Ashley Todd’s personal page!:

    http://lifeinthefield.com/users/ashley-todd

  20. http://img.imgcake.com/hopey.png

    Talk about an October Surprise!

  21. ZombieRichardFeynman says at 3:40 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie but I changed my mind.

  22. Yep, Lucifer, Satan, Apocalypse, etc etc.

    End Times! Yeah!

  23. coolcatdaddy says at 3:43 pm, October 24th, 2008

    This isn’t Hopey of the Apocalypse - it’s Hopey Descending from the Clouds!

  24. Iggy Plop says at 3:45 pm, October 24th, 2008

    I think I can see a reverse B brand in that cloud. What might that mean for us?

  25. See that smoke coming out of his head? Clearly his body is the vessel of an evil Muslim djinn, like one o’ them whatchacallit, lamps.

  26. longjohnson says at 4:21 pm, October 24th, 2008

    That is a horse with a camel hump behind Hopey - the apocalypse is coming soon – check your local listings and TIVO, as required.

  27. FalconerHK says at 5:35 pm, October 24th, 2008

    “Look, if you pull my finger again, I’m gonna need some change we can ALL believe in. Goddamn airplane food.”

  28. Gliblord says at 5:35 pm, October 24th, 2008

    The NY Times is merely demonstrating Obama’s mastery over the clouds, now that even they have sworn allegiance to him.

  29. Gliblord says at 5:37 pm, October 24th, 2008

    Godot: This is fucking win.

  30. Doctor Klaproth says at 4:30 pm, October 25th, 2008

    Jesus, it looks like Barry is about to be encased in carbonite.

  31. sweetpotatofries says at 11:40 am, October 26th, 2008

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