• February 14, 2012

Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him.
Whoa, jesus, New York Times, what are you people trying to say here, with this terrifying photograph of Barack Obama shaking his head with dignity as the world burns? Did McCain get the nuke suitcase? Oh noes! [New York Times via Wonkette commenter The NeoSkeptic]

{ 31 comments }

problemwithcaring October 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Dear Lord – where’s someone to tag Psalms 2 on the NY Times building when you need them? My friends, McCain might lose this election!

SayItWithWookies October 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Or are the clouds parting to reveal the terrible face of THE LORD as Obama delivers a thunderous Jeremaiad? Just like Cotton Mather.

PopeyesPipe October 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm

I think I see a fetus in that cloud.

Juan McMaverick October 24, 2008 at 3:11 pm

The trollop with the bad dye job, looks as if she is gonna just shit, if Johhnie can cut dat steak.

Mara47 October 24, 2008 at 3:11 pm

Well, shee-utt. Only Wednesday that I was telling fans at the Leesburg Obama rally who were afraid they wouldn’t be able to see his entrance that they shouldn’t worry, he’d emerge right out of the clear October sky and descend to the stage in tongues of flame. I didn’t realize how prophetic I was. Hell, that deserves another drink….

Dr. Zoidberg October 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Hopey’s calling down the wrath of the Lord on McFailin’!

Serolf Divad October 24, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Did he just say “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”

NoWireHangers October 24, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Just looking at that picture makes me all tingly with hope and such.

AnnieGetYourFun October 24, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Is he tracing a backwards ‘B’ in the air? ZOMG.

spencer October 24, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Seconds later the security guard arrested Obama for touching the valuable J.M.W. painting.

spencer October 24, 2008 at 3:19 pm

I meant to write, “J.M.W Turner painting.”

That was a fail

shortsshortsshorts October 24, 2008 at 3:19 pm

“Race-baiters for McCain.”

I still can’t get over it.

JoeFannyPack October 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Where’s the accompanying picture of McCain giving a speech while a cow shits behind him.

spencer October 24, 2008 at 3:22 pm

[re=147522]JoeFannyPack[/re]: Calling Meghan McCain a cow is out of line. She is just husky.

CorkPopper October 24, 2008 at 3:25 pm

Aw, you’re just not used to FL skies. Humidity feels like crap but makes purdy sunsets.

PrairiePossum October 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm

Reminds me of that scene in “Moses” when Charlton Heston brings the Ten Commandments down from the mountain. Hopey is taking his children to the promised land!

natoslug October 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm

I thought it was McCain who yelled at clouds — why is Obama flipping it the bird?

Min October 24, 2008 at 3:31 pm

[re=147516]spencer[/re]: S’okay. That’s what I thought it looked like, too.

voyetra8 October 24, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Booooooring.

The Life in the Field people yanked Ashley Todd’s personal page!:

http://lifeinthefield.com/users/ashley-todd

Godot October 24, 2008 at 3:38 pm

http://img.imgcake.com/hopey.png

Talk about an October Surprise!

ZombieRichardFeynman October 24, 2008 at 3:40 pm

I was going to say I saw a duckie and a horsie but I changed my mind.

cal October 24, 2008 at 3:41 pm

Yep, Lucifer, Satan, Apocalypse, etc etc.

End Times! Yeah!

coolcatdaddy October 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm

This isn’t Hopey of the Apocalypse – it’s Hopey Descending from the Clouds!

Iggy Plop October 24, 2008 at 3:45 pm

I think I can see a reverse B brand in that cloud. What might that mean for us?

joezoo October 24, 2008 at 3:50 pm

See that smoke coming out of his head? Clearly his body is the vessel of an evil Muslim djinn, like one o’ them whatchacallit, lamps.

longjohnson October 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

That is a horse with a camel hump behind Hopey – the apocalypse is coming soon – check your local listings and TIVO, as required.

FalconerHK October 24, 2008 at 5:35 pm

“Look, if you pull my finger again, I’m gonna need some change we can ALL believe in. Goddamn airplane food.”

Gliblord October 24, 2008 at 5:35 pm

The NY Times is merely demonstrating Obama’s mastery over the clouds, now that even they have sworn allegiance to him.

Gliblord October 24, 2008 at 5:37 pm

[re=147595]Godot[/re]: This is fucking win.

Doctor Klaproth October 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Jesus, it looks like Barry is about to be encased in carbonite.

sweetpotatofries October 26, 2008 at 11:40 am

You should check out this one of John McCain that is just as creepy.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/10/23/AR2008102302081.html?nav=rss_print/outlook

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