BREAKING: McCAIN CUT-NUT MADE IT UP!

KDKA in Pittsburgh reports this BREAKING NEWS item: "A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed." Ah HA HA HA HAH HAH. Donottry to bullshit Wonkette, people! It might work on old Gullible McDrudge, but not here. Good work, cut-nut! [ KDKA ]