Wonkette
So the poor sad bear cub that was dumped, dead, on the campus of Western Carolina University with Obama signs over its head was not some weird violent threat-omen against black people or Democratic voters or bears. ‘Twas a lighthearted prank, carried out by a couple of whimsical young men, for larfs!
One assumes they were stinking drunk out of their minds when they did this:
According to a statement from the university, the students found the bear while camping Saturday night and continued with their trip.
They returned home and unloaded their gear Sunday before returning to the woods to get the bear. They brought the bear to a party at The Summit, an off-campus housing complex, and there they decided to dump it at a roundabout in front of the administration building.
The Obama campaign material involved was really two signs taped together…
Nonetheless, a faculty panel convened to discuss the “healing” everybody needs after some stupid boozebags put a couple of lawn signs on a dead bear.
2 face charges in bear prank [Asheville Citizen-Times]
Hey that was my tip!
Gee, what crazy hate-laden light-hearted “prank” will deranged WALNUTS! supporters unleash upon the public next?
These young men must be very embearassed.
Shit that’s funny! I love how the kids roll in Carolina.
So Ashley Todd is really a dead black bear cub?
Good thing it was just a couple kids messin’ around, kinda.
wow. palin really is inspirational for the college kids.
Today all mysteries are revealed.
spencer: you hope too much. Does hopey have you with his rainbows?
The next shoe to drop is news that the McCain campaign was just another elaborate joke too. “You all thought I wanted to be president? Psyche!!”
They didn’t mention that the bear had been carrying a switchblade, a mirror, a map showing Pittsburgh area ATMs, a picture of Ashley Todd’s car, and 60 bucks.
Was there “M” carved on the bear’s cheek?
Carrie_Okie: Whatta you want, a Blingee?!
JoeFannyPack: Of course they didn’t mention that - the librul media is IN THE TANK for Hopey.
Ooooh, I bet that dead bear smelled delightful by the time they went back into the woods to pick it up.
carerer: Backwards
Carrie_Okie: You had to go off and ruin like that, didn’t you.
Please let the next revelation be that Sarah Palin has been Tina Fey all along… Please let it be so!
Caleb & Cotton. Classic. What’s mom’s name: Lulabelle?
I hope that cub’s mom finds them next time their shitfaced in the woods…
NoWireHangers: A young, blonde woman on the bus had a McCain Palin button on her backpack and I was a bit frightened by her. You don’t know what those Walnuts fans will do next.
Dr. Zoidberg:
shortsshortsshorts:
Zoidz: why yes. I require Trucknuts themed blingee with no less than three whore zircons.
Shortx3s: Why you gotta do me like that?
Oh. I thought it was a big, hairy, gay guy.
By comparison, this doesn’t seem all that bad…
Asheville is a really nice, liberal town. Culowee, not so much. Think “Deliverance” hillbillies with even worse dental care.
In my day, we’d have hauled that bear up to the top of the admin building and roof-tested it. Lazy punk kids these days…
Nothing says “haha” like a dead baby, ameyerite?
Carrie_Okie: Iz all good, homie. I ain’t trippin’.
Ah, I see that Western Carolina hasn’t changed.
Went to a couple of football games there when I was in the band at App State in the 1980s. Both times, the WCU students, drunk off their nutz, assaulted the band members and broke their instruments. The Prez of the university wrote an official apology to App State’s president to encourage some healin’.
There’s nothing to do up - Cullowhee is miles from any decent sized town. It’s sort of like Wasilla with a college attached to it.
My dad used to regale his kids with the time he and his pal Brady, got drunk and stole a life-sized cast iron Bambie and put it on Mrs. Brady’s front porch. The next day they couldn’t budge it. Haha. The power of alcohol!
Also, he didn’t go to no fancy-pants college.
The cubs’ attitude is, “Wait ’til next year.”
I AM A DEAD BEAR
THE SUBJECT OF GOOD NATURED HUMOR
Today is like the Twin Peaks finale.
Gopherit: AT LAST!
And this is why I say….get the draft back!!!!
I knew it… they did it all for the lulz.
coolcatdaddy: C’mon, Sylva, Dillsboro, Weaverville, Canton…oh wait.
I think someone needs to write “I will not tape political signs to dead things that I found in the woods” on the blackboard a thousand times.
Good thing Mike Huckabee didn’t find it first.
White people are so deranged.
Who would take a dead bear to a party? C’mon.
liquiddaddy: There isn’t an air-popper big enough to fit a bear, my man.