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HE IS DANGEROUS

Barack Obama Sneezes!

Barack Obama hates his friends in the media so much that he always sneezes on their feet, because he can and because he wants to piss them off. But reporters are so gay for Obama that they enjoy having his magical unicorn boogers all over their feet. So then Obama wipes his snot on the reporter’s arm. Same deal. No luck for this guy. [YouTube]


5:38 PM on Thu October 23 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. I’m pretty sure he just gave the secret Muslin attack code when he sneezed. I heard it.

  2. AnnieGetYourFun says at 5:41 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Magical Unicorn Boogers would be a great name for a band. Or Palin’s next kid.

  3. NoWireHangers says at 5:42 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Move over sneezing panda!

  4. slappypaddy says at 5:43 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I’m never gonna wash that reporter again.

  5. NoWireHangers says at 5:43 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    They say his snot made the obese thin.

  6. Sabre_Justice says at 5:44 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    If it doesn’t bounce off the hills and scare the sheep, as we say down in New Australialand, it’s not a real sneeze.

  7. Gopherit says at 5:44 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Unicorn Boogers cure cancer.

  8. NoWireHangers says at 5:44 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Quick, someone get that paper on eBay.

  9. bitchincamaro says at 5:45 pm, October 23rd, 2008
  10. StrangelyBrown says at 5:50 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    “I am covered in the snot of the Leader! He favors me!”

  11. V572625694 says at 5:52 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun: Nice.

    Do we really only have two more weeks to make fun of the Palin family?

  12. problemwithcaring says at 5:52 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    That reporter’s squeal of pleasure made the whole thing very R. Kelly-esque.

  13. facehead says at 5:53 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Uppity sinuses…

  14. JeffGoldblum says at 5:56 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    This video is racist in too many ways to count.

  15. sarahconnor says at 5:56 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    NoWireHangers: MASSIVE WIN

    No, really, can we get a Barack Cam? Is that too much to ask? C’mon Wonkette, toss me a friggin bone!

  16. facehead says at 5:57 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    This will become the snot heard round the world.

  17. BeatrixSlaughter says at 5:58 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    So, he’s not a robot after all? I’m confused.

  18. longjohnson says at 6:00 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Marion Barry would be proud

  19. loquaciousmusic says at 6:01 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    That dude should cut off his arm and put it in a shadowbox on his living room wall.

  20. Ilikepigeons says at 6:07 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    new on drudge report. black gang obama supporters beat up 20 year old girl and carve B on her face. really, they said it so it must be true. obama gangs are going to take over the real america, pittsburgh.

  21. superfecta says at 6:07 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Will all the tags going forward be lyrics from Jesus Christ Superstar?

  22. stolichnayaaa says at 6:08 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    BeatrixSlaughter: I think he was just rebooting.

  23. Kev-O-Tron says at 6:08 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    SEE! I knew he’s not a robot!

  24. Kev-O-Tron says at 6:08 pm, October 23rd, 2008
  25. President Beeblebrox says at 6:09 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    ZOMGZ, Barry sneezes?!?

  26. problemwithcaring says at 6:12 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Ilikepigeons: It will be the lede on every cable news show.

  27. iwillsavethispatient says at 6:12 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    V572625694: Yeah, only two more weeks AND THE FOLLOWING EIGHT YEARS!!!!! aaaaaaarghh!

    Oh, wait, no, yeah, just two weeks. I read the polling numbers wrong.

  28. Sgt. Semanski says at 6:14 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Isn’t that headline the second-shortest verse in the Bible?

  29. CrabtreesBludgeon says at 6:17 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    OMG, I can’t believe how endearing I found that. I am so totally, pathetically, absolutely in the tank. It’s not even funny anymore - I need to up my medz.

  30. regisgoat says at 6:19 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    “And so, the Republican invasion was ended by the littlest bacteria which God in his wisdom put in Barack Obama’s nose.”

  31. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:19 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Jeebus people it’s just a fucking sneeze!

  32. The Cold Sea says at 6:20 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Sgt. Semanski: “He sneezed” would be the shortest.

    I hear McCain farts when he talks to reporters…really bad ones, too. You notice Sarah kept her distance last night in the NBC interview.

  33. NoWireHangers says at 6:23 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Let’s get some of that sneeze vapor in a vial so we can preserve it for future generations.

  34. NoWireHangers says at 6:24 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    The Cold Sea: I hear WALNUTS! farts cause cancer.

  35. V572625694 says at 6:24 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    iwillsavethispatient: She’s not bad to look at, but the voice makes her not even hate-fuckable. It makes me shrivel inside every time I hear her speak.

  36. CrabtreesBludgeon says at 6:25 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: How can you say that Shorts?!?! It’s a magical Hopey unicorn rainbows sneeze. It’s the sneeze that’s going to save us from this wingnut republitard hell we’ve been living in for the past 8 years - the sneeze heard round the world if you will. It’s..oh fuck it. Medic!

  37. NoWireHangers says at 6:26 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Ilikepigeons: Drudge is just about as desperate as WALNUTS! campaign these days.

  38. Itsjustme says at 6:27 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    The Cold Sea: OMF’s! the Worst kind!

  39. Speed Ball says at 6:28 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    WRONG.

    When Obama sneezes you do NOT say “God Bless You”. You say “ALLAH GESUNDHEIT AKBAR”.

  40. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:29 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    CrabtreesBludgeon: To be honest with you, when I watched the sneeze in my heart of hearts that an angel received it’s wings.

  41. shortsshortsshorts: “Just” a sneeze? That is a Hopey sneeze you’re talking about, there, son, not a mere mortal sneeze.

  42. Gopherit says at 6:31 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    we need to see his medical records immediately.

  43. Speed Ball says at 6:33 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    What other “urges” is Barack Hussein fighting off hmmm?

  44. Palin-Plumber2012 says at 6:33 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Dave J.: Haha, that was my joke too… making me think it’s the truth.

  45. Itsjustme says at 6:33 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Wish the reporter would have said “Nigga Pleazzze”

  46. CrabtreesBludgeon says at 6:36 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: Well done. The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem!

  47. Ilikepigeons says at 6:40 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    problemwithcaring: you are correct.

  48. Ilikepigeons says at 6:43 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    NoWireHangers: and I’m loving every minute of it.

  49. CrabtreesBludgeon says at 6:44 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Itsjustme: Ha! Totes!

  50. magic titty says at 6:47 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Bodily functions are in the tank?

  51. Lascauxcaveman says at 6:48 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    superfecta: “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” would be a good tag for McCain’s traditional base being all “meh” about him.

  52. OzoneTom says at 6:52 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    That title made me think of “Garbo Talks!”

  53. sarahconnor says at 6:55 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    superfecta: What’s the buzz, tell me whatsa happenin’?

  54. StupidGeek says at 6:58 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Oh! That I were the sleeve on that reporters jacket! That I might touch that sneeze!

  55. Itsjustme says at 7:00 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Obama sneezes and the Dow finishes up. Go Figure.

  56. sarcasticusername says at 7:34 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    OMG he sneezes just like a terrorist!

  57. What, no rainbows?

  58. Hail Sneezer!!

  59. He didn’t wipe his hands on the flag? He’s not the terrorist America-hater I once believed in.

  60. SisterTruth says at 12:31 am, October 24th, 2008

    Obama sneezes diamonds and rainbows.

  61. Jukesgrrl says at 1:36 am, October 24th, 2008

    Nancy Grace is going to investigate that sneeze. She’ll be “unleasing the lawyers” any minute.

  62. stolichnayaaa says at 11:08 am, October 24th, 2008

    sarcasticusername: A sneeze? A cough? A terrorist mucus expulsion? /ED Hill

    Achoo Akbar!

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