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Barack Obama hates his friends in the media so much that he always sneezes on their feet, because he can and because he wants to piss them off. But reporters are so gay for Obama that they enjoy having his magical unicorn boogers all over their feet. So then Obama wipes his snot on the reporter’s arm. Same deal. No luck for this guy. [YouTube]

  • Dave J.

    I’m pretty sure he just gave the secret Muslin attack code when he sneezed. I heard it.

  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Magical Unicorn Boogers would be a great name for a band. Or Palin’s next kid.

  • NoWireHangers

    Move over sneezing panda!

  • slappypaddy

    I’m never gonna wash that reporter again.

  • NoWireHangers

    They say his snot made the obese thin.

  • Sabre_Justice

    If it doesn’t bounce off the hills and scare the sheep, as we say down in New Australialand, it’s not a real sneeze.

  • Gopherit

    Unicorn Boogers cure cancer.

  • NoWireHangers

    Quick, someone get that paper on eBay.

  • bitchincamaro
  • StrangelyBrown

    “I am covered in the snot of the Leader! He favors me!”

  • V572625694

    [re=145406]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Nice.

    Do we really only have two more weeks to make fun of the Palin family?

  • problemwithcaring

    That reporter’s squeal of pleasure made the whole thing very R. Kelly-esque.

  • facehead

    Uppity sinuses…

  • JeffGoldblum

    This video is racist in too many ways to count.

  • sarahconnor

    [re=145413]NoWireHangers[/re]: MASSIVE WIN

    No, really, can we get a Barack Cam? Is that too much to ask? C’mon Wonkette, toss me a friggin bone!

  • facehead

    This will become the snot heard round the world.

  • BeatrixSlaughter

    So, he’s not a robot after all? I’m confused.

  • longjohnson

    Marion Barry would be proud

  • loquaciousmusic

    That dude should cut off his arm and put it in a shadowbox on his living room wall.

  • Ilikepigeons

    new on drudge report. black gang obama supporters beat up 20 year old girl and carve B on her face. really, they said it so it must be true. obama gangs are going to take over the real america, pittsburgh.

  • superfecta

    Will all the tags going forward be lyrics from Jesus Christ Superstar?

  • stolichnayaaa

    [re=145451]BeatrixSlaughter[/re]: I think he was just rebooting.

  • Kev-O-Tron

    SEE! I knew he’s not a robot!

  • Kev-O-Tron

    [re=145451]BeatrixSlaughter[/re]: damn…

  • President Beeblebrox

    ZOMGZ, Barry sneezes?!?

  • problemwithcaring

    [re=145468]Ilikepigeons[/re]: It will be the lede on every cable news show.

  • iwillsavethispatient

    [re=145436]V572625694[/re]: Yeah, only two more weeks AND THE FOLLOWING EIGHT YEARS!!!!! aaaaaaarghh!

    Oh, wait, no, yeah, just two weeks. I read the polling numbers wrong.

  • Sgt. Semanski

    Isn’t that headline the second-shortest verse in the Bible?

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    OMG, I can’t believe how endearing I found that. I am so totally, pathetically, absolutely in the tank. It’s not even funny anymore – I need to up my medz.

  • regisgoat

    “And so, the Republican invasion was ended by the littlest bacteria which God in his wisdom put in Barack Obama’s nose.”

  • shortsshortsshorts

    Jeebus people it’s just a fucking sneeze!

  • The Cold Sea

    [re=145483]Sgt. Semanski[/re]: “He sneezed” would be the shortest.

    I hear McCain farts when he talks to reporters…really bad ones, too. You notice Sarah kept her distance last night in the NBC interview.

  • NoWireHangers

    Let’s get some of that sneeze vapor in a vial so we can preserve it for future generations.

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=145496]The Cold Sea[/re]: I hear WALNUTS! farts cause cancer.

  • V572625694

    [re=145480]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: She’s not bad to look at, but the voice makes her not even hate-fuckable. It makes me shrivel inside every time I hear her speak.

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=145491]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: How can you say that Shorts?!?! It’s a magical Hopey unicorn rainbows sneeze. It’s the sneeze that’s going to save us from this wingnut republitard hell we’ve been living in for the past 8 years – the sneeze heard round the world if you will. It’s..oh fuck it. Medic!

  • NoWireHangers

    [re=145468]Ilikepigeons[/re]: Drudge is just about as desperate as WALNUTS! campaign these days.

  • Itsjustme

    [re=145496]The Cold Sea[/re]: OMF’s! the Worst kind!

  • Speed Ball


    When Obama sneezes you do NOT say “God Bless You”. You say “ALLAH GESUNDHEIT AKBAR”.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=145507]CrabtreesBludgeon[/re]: To be honest with you, when I watched the sneeze in my heart of hearts that an angel received it’s wings.

  • AnglRdr

    [re=145491]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “Just” a sneeze? That is a Hopey sneeze you’re talking about, there, son, not a mere mortal sneeze.

  • Gopherit

    we need to see his medical records immediately.

  • Speed Ball

    What other “urges” is Barack Hussein fighting off hmmm?

  • Palin-Plumber2012

    [re=145403]Dave J.[/re]: Haha, that was my joke too… making me think it’s the truth.

  • Itsjustme

    Wish the reporter would have said “Nigga Pleazzze”

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=145516]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Well done. The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem!

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=145479]problemwithcaring[/re]: you are correct.

  • Ilikepigeons

    [re=145510]NoWireHangers[/re]: and I’m loving every minute of it.

  • CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=145526]Itsjustme[/re]: Ha! Totes!

  • magic titty

    Bodily functions are in the tank?

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=145469]superfecta[/re]: “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” would be a good tag for McCain’s traditional base being all “meh” about him.

  • OzoneTom

    That title made me think of “Garbo Talks!”

  • sarahconnor

    [re=145469]superfecta[/re]: What’s the buzz, tell me whatsa happenin’?

  • StupidGeek

    Oh! That I were the sleeve on that reporters jacket! That I might touch that sneeze!

  • Itsjustme

    Obama sneezes and the Dow finishes up. Go Figure.

  • sarcasticusername

    OMG he sneezes just like a terrorist!

  • TJBeck

    What, no rainbows?

  • Kingbee

    Hail Sneezer!!

  • wheelie

    He didn’t wipe his hands on the flag? He’s not the terrorist America-hater I once believed in.

  • SisterTruth

    Obama sneezes diamonds and rainbows.

  • Jukesgrrl

    Nancy Grace is going to investigate that sneeze. She’ll be “unleasing the lawyers” any minute.

  • stolichnayaaa

    [re=145663]sarcasticusername[/re]: A sneeze? A cough? A terrorist mucus expulsion? /ED Hill

    Achoo Akbar!

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