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Barack Obama Sneezes!

Barack Obama hates his friends in the media so much that he always sneezes on their feet, because he can and because he wants to piss them off. But reporters are so gay for Obama that they enjoy having his magical unicorn boogers all over their feet. So then Obama wipes his snot on the reporter’s arm. Same deal. No luck for this guy. [YouTube]

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  1. Sabre_Justice

    If it doesn’t bounce off the hills and scare the sheep, as we say down in New Australialand, it’s not a real sneeze.

  2. V572625694

    [re=145406]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Nice.

    Do we really only have two more weeks to make fun of the Palin family?

  3. sarahconnor

    [re=145413]NoWireHangers[/re]: MASSIVE WIN

    No, really, can we get a Barack Cam? Is that too much to ask? C’mon Wonkette, toss me a friggin bone!

  4. Ilikepigeons

    new on drudge report. black gang obama supporters beat up 20 year old girl and carve B on her face. really, they said it so it must be true. obama gangs are going to take over the real america, pittsburgh.

  5. iwillsavethispatient

    [re=145436]V572625694[/re]: Yeah, only two more weeks AND THE FOLLOWING EIGHT YEARS!!!!! aaaaaaarghh!

    Oh, wait, no, yeah, just two weeks. I read the polling numbers wrong.

  6. CrabtreesBludgeon

    OMG, I can’t believe how endearing I found that. I am so totally, pathetically, absolutely in the tank. It’s not even funny anymore – I need to up my medz.

  7. regisgoat

    “And so, the Republican invasion was ended by the littlest bacteria which God in his wisdom put in Barack Obama’s nose.”

  8. The Cold Sea

    [re=145483]Sgt. Semanski[/re]: “He sneezed” would be the shortest.

    I hear McCain farts when he talks to reporters…really bad ones, too. You notice Sarah kept her distance last night in the NBC interview.

  9. NoWireHangers

    Let’s get some of that sneeze vapor in a vial so we can preserve it for future generations.

  10. V572625694

    [re=145480]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: She’s not bad to look at, but the voice makes her not even hate-fuckable. It makes me shrivel inside every time I hear her speak.

  11. CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=145491]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: How can you say that Shorts?!?! It’s a magical Hopey unicorn rainbows sneeze. It’s the sneeze that’s going to save us from this wingnut republitard hell we’ve been living in for the past 8 years – the sneeze heard round the world if you will. It’s..oh fuck it. Medic!

  12. NoWireHangers

    [re=145468]Ilikepigeons[/re]: Drudge is just about as desperate as WALNUTS! campaign these days.

  13. Speed Ball


    When Obama sneezes you do NOT say “God Bless You”. You say “ALLAH GESUNDHEIT AKBAR”.

  14. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=145507]CrabtreesBludgeon[/re]: To be honest with you, when I watched the sneeze in my heart of hearts that an angel received it’s wings.

  15. AnglRdr

    [re=145491]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: “Just” a sneeze? That is a Hopey sneeze you’re talking about, there, son, not a mere mortal sneeze.

  16. Palin-Plumber2012

    [re=145403]Dave J.[/re]: Haha, that was my joke too… making me think it’s the truth.

  17. CrabtreesBludgeon

    [re=145516]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Well done. The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem!

  18. Lascauxcaveman

    [re=145469]superfecta[/re]: “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” would be a good tag for McCain’s traditional base being all “meh” about him.

  19. wheelie

    He didn’t wipe his hands on the flag? He’s not the terrorist America-hater I once believed in.

  20. Jukesgrrl

    Nancy Grace is going to investigate that sneeze. She’ll be “unleasing the lawyers” any minute.

  21. stolichnayaaa

    [re=145663]sarcasticusername[/re]: A sneeze? A cough? A terrorist mucus expulsion? /ED Hill

    Achoo Akbar!

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