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Barack Obama hates his friends in the media so much that he always sneezes on their feet, because he can and because he wants to piss them off. But reporters are so gay for Obama that they enjoy having his magical unicorn boogers all over their feet. So then Obama wipes his snot on the reporter’s arm. Same deal. No luck for this guy. [YouTube]

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  1. [re=145413]NoWireHangers[/re]: MASSIVE WIN

    No, really, can we get a Barack Cam? Is that too much to ask? C’mon Wonkette, toss me a friggin bone!

  2. new on drudge report. black gang obama supporters beat up 20 year old girl and carve B on her face. really, they said it so it must be true. obama gangs are going to take over the real america, pittsburgh.

  3. [re=145436]V572625694[/re]: Yeah, only two more weeks AND THE FOLLOWING EIGHT YEARS!!!!! aaaaaaarghh!

    Oh, wait, no, yeah, just two weeks. I read the polling numbers wrong.

  4. OMG, I can’t believe how endearing I found that. I am so totally, pathetically, absolutely in the tank. It’s not even funny anymore – I need to up my medz.

  5. [re=145483]Sgt. Semanski[/re]: “He sneezed” would be the shortest.

    I hear McCain farts when he talks to reporters…really bad ones, too. You notice Sarah kept her distance last night in the NBC interview.

  6. [re=145480]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: She’s not bad to look at, but the voice makes her not even hate-fuckable. It makes me shrivel inside every time I hear her speak.

  7. [re=145491]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: How can you say that Shorts?!?! It’s a magical Hopey unicorn rainbows sneeze. It’s the sneeze that’s going to save us from this wingnut republitard hell we’ve been living in for the past 8 years – the sneeze heard round the world if you will. It’s..oh fuck it. Medic!

  8. [re=145507]CrabtreesBludgeon[/re]: To be honest with you, when I watched the sneeze in my heart of hearts that an angel received it’s wings.

  9. [re=145469]superfecta[/re]: “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” would be a good tag for McCain’s traditional base being all “meh” about him.

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