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It’s Chris Matthews, Being Weird, On Late Night TV


Oh look it is your MSNBC friend Chris Matthews, with that dude Craig Ferguson who is very funny but we are asleep (drunk) by then. Matthews is talking about what it felt like to rape Michele Bachmann to death. “Squishy,” he says. “Precious bodily fluids.” Yuck. [Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson]


3:33 PM on Thu October 23 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Bypartizoa says at 3:39 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    “Whoot tha fook” is that guy saying?

  2. bitchincamaro says at 3:43 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Best part is 1:04 in. Tweety gets busted for “hard ballin’” the host. Hahahaha

  3. Serolf Divad says at 3:48 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I’ve seen a bunch of clips of this guy Ferguson’s show and, honest to God, it was only recently that I realized that its’ not some talk show on the Australian Broadcasting Network. I guess I need to get out more… or stay in more… or something.

  4. GlennBecksTaint says at 3:49 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    he laughs like The Penguin

  5. floraway says at 3:55 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I hate to admit my love for Chris Matthews, but here it is… I love him. He’s so nerdy and awkward. He almost always says the wrong thing. And yet when he is onto something, he’s amazing.

    He makes me miss the primaries…

  6. Imagine42 says at 3:57 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Things were going fine until Ferguson said Palin looks fabulous and then Matthews laughed, by himself, for like 4 hours.

  7. Condiments-Only Diet says at 4:07 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    floraway: I’m right there with you. I secretly love him; it’s only the anonymity of the Internets that let me profess it. But, has anyone ever noticed how he looks like a totally different (read: flabby no-neck) person from the side view? It gives me the creeps.

  8. Gopherit says at 4:21 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    This is a big mother of a tank if Tweety can fit in here, too.

  9. norbizness says at 4:33 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Flora: I hate for you to admit it as well.

  10. Democratica says at 4:36 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Gopherit: holy shit it’s crowded in here!!

    I also heart the pasty one, my friends. I get a little tingle in my leg when he talks about how great America is… it may be the hormones though… or the fact that I’ve been fixated on this fucking election since January.

  11. thesycophant says at 4:53 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    I watched this last night on the teevee (as I never miss my favorited Scotsman), and while I enjoyed the interview, Tweety’s inability to look at Craig and always at the camera like he’s programmed to was incredibly disconcerting.

  12. tonehedge says at 5:48 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Matthews is talking about what it felt like to rape Michele Bachmann to death. “Squishy,” he says. “Precious bodily fluids.” Yuck.
    LOL.

  13. BeatrixSlaughter says at 5:56 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Wow, he certainly is self-satisfied. See, media, it can be fulfilling to be a real journalist! I hope they can remember to continue to do their jobs after the low-hanging fruit of this election cycle are gone.

  14. Mel_David says at 6:59 pm, October 23rd, 2008

    Do you realize that in addition to flouridating water, why, there are studies underway to flouridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Wurzelbacher, children’s ice cream.

  15. Serolf Divad: I’m always a little amazed that American viewers have no discernible difficulty with Ferguson’s strong (if beautiful) Scots accent.

  16. NotthatLC says at 3:19 am, October 24th, 2008

    Tweety is so odd, and yet, so oddly loveable.

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