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For Eight More Days, The Emperor Wears Clothes

by Juli Weiner  3:26 pm October 23, 2008

Halloween is next weekend, which means that starting next Friday, you will be forced to pretend that each of the 700 billion Sarah Palin costumes you see is hilarious, winning, and topical. This will be terrible—an exercise in bad faith that will test the very resilience of the human condition. So! Enjoy this sartorially unremarkable weekend, for next weekend’s free candy comes with a price.

Friday:

  • Catch Born Ruffians at the Rock and Roll Hotel, maybe they will play that one Grizzly Bear cover! $10; 8:30 PM. [Rock and Roll Hotel]
  • Celebrate Lotus Lounge’s first birthday at Lotus Lounge. They will be serving that vodka energy drink you kids love so much. [Lotus Lounge]

Saturday:

  • See CAP President John Podesta read from his book, The Power of Progress at Politics and Prose. Podesta Power Progress Politics Prose. 6 PM.[Politics and Prose]
  • Sad beautiful person Mirah will be performing at the Black Cat tonight. $15; 9 PM. [Black Cat]

Sunday:

  • Deerhoof takes the stage at the 9:30 Club. $15, 7 PM. [9:30 Club]
  • Watch Jules Dassin’s Rififi. There are French gangsters, French women, etc. [National Gallery]
  • Relive your romantic failings, all night long, as the Magnetic Fields play GWU’s Lisner Auditorium. $35; 8 PM. [Washington Post]
  • There will be 10,000 pictures of the ocean on display at the Smithsonian. The exhibit is closing in November and the ocean will probably be gone before that, so, you know, hurry. [Smithsonian]

{ 11 comments }

Barack Like Me October 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Hopefully a lot of the Palin costume wearin’ trick or treaters will go for that added extra dash of realism and accessorize their look with a Hitler mustache.

TGY October 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm

that vodka energy drink you kids love so much

Y’all are gonna kill yourself with that shit.

The Real JR Revisted October 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Breaking: In part 2 of the Brian Williams’ interview with McCain/Palin, McCain reveals that fake america are the parts that planes flown into their buildings. Yup: DC and NYC.

I’m livid. And this is officially over for him.

JeffGoldblum October 23, 2008 at 3:35 pm

I saw Born Ruffians when they were in LA last week. They were pretty good, although I’m not sure how reliable my opinion is because I somehow managed to spend $120 at the bar. Also, I think they did play the Grizzly Bear song, maybe.

problemwithcaring October 23, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I love topical costumes! I am either going as Zombie Benazir Bhutto or Novak’s evil bicyclist-killing brain tumor, I haven’t decided.

queeraselvis v 2.0 October 23, 2008 at 3:43 pm

[re=145035]The Real JR Revisted[/re]: I hope to G*d you’re kidding, but this being WALNUTS!/Mooselips, I know you’re not. Could somebody please drive a wooden stake into the McCain campaign and call it done?

Uncle Sam October 23, 2008 at 3:47 pm

But I just dropped $150,000 on my Palin costume…

Doglessliberal October 23, 2008 at 3:55 pm
bulliestogo October 23, 2008 at 4:20 pm

<3 Deerhoof

Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) October 23, 2008 at 4:30 pm

I’m dressin’ my five up like little wolf pups, fer sure!

yourwildhorses October 23, 2008 at 5:34 pm

Haha, I live abroad, so I might actually be the only Sarah Palin at the party I’m going to.

However only 30-55% of people will get it.

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